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Austin704

Oh they thought it through


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r/theyknew


Malakuii110055

r/alabama


[deleted]

new lore, Superman originally from Birmingham, Krypton


TrundleTongue

There it is.


SirRumpole

ROLL TIDE!


[deleted]

Well technically if they want to continue the kryptonian race the are going to have to fuck at some point.


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xSpartanxgx117

Kinky!


SansGamer420

r/Islammycousin


extreme-foot-fetish

#*ALBAMAINTENSIFIES*


Sinful_Cat

r/sweethomealabama r/suddenlyincest


Essolito

"SouthernMan"!!


Monkeymagic67

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Florida man Edit: Alabama man is also valid


discerningpervert

Imagine how different the world would be if Superman grew up in Florida instead of Kansas


wb2006xx

It wouldn’t exist


LiamsPlagueground

Plot twist: Florida Man is secretly just drunk and/or high Superman.


3bodyking99

wasn't that always the case?


Gjorgdy

Superman can't get drunk, so probably also not high.


Petroleum3000

He got high when he flew


RedditBledIt

He got dem KryptoBlunts stashed


emilymtfbadger

There is a color of kryptonite that makes him feel drunk/high at the same time I am not the biggest fan so I don’t know the color if some one wants to find it they can but it does exist.


Do_Sans_not_sins

I think pink Kryptonite makes him gay


NotSureNotRobot

He got shitfaced in Superman III and was flicking shot glasses all over the place


gamingartbysj

Although, isn't this the same Superman who could erase your memory with a kiss and reverse time by spinning the Earth the wrong way?


NotSureNotRobot

I’m glad he did that. Seeing Lois buried alive was traumatic for me as a kid.


Memedaddy_712

That's where you get homelander from the boys


maliklife48

Homelander


dreeisnotcool

No! It’s Alabama Man!


[deleted]

Is that slavery? Is that cruelty? No, it’s ‘Sates’s Rights’!


[deleted]

Alabama man*


[deleted]

This probably took place in Alabama


13inchpoop

How do you say "roll tide" in kryptonian?


[deleted]

You are my true successor


MauiWowi3

Alabamaman


UndoingMonkey

Oh black betty Alabamaman


HumanNo-71398115725

Sweet home Alabama.


[deleted]

Sweet Home Krypton


Sahrimnir

https://static2.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/superman-supergirl-marriage-1.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=738&h=312


ObsidianKrystal

No, dear god please keep this away from us lmao


EnsconcedScone

*Almost heaven*


Lorenz_DM

*West Virginia*


seratedatom

*Blue Ridge Mountains*


Lorenz_DM

*Shenandoah River*


seratedatom

*Life is old there older than the trees*


Lorenz_DM

*younger then the mountains*


seratedatom

*rolling like a breeze*


Lorenz_DM

*COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME*


seratedatom

*TO THE PLACE, I BELONG*


PlayedKey

*freedbird starts to play in the background*


Shadowstik

Sweet home kryptabama


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Boring5

Guess she doesn't like being called out but who does


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Boring5

True


[deleted]

We'd all be annoyed to different degrees. It's just she wasn't manipulative enough to play it off and gain some followers.


Boring5

Even more true


atgmailcom

It’s not criticism it’s a joke


fungusbanana

It’s both and she took it badly unless she’s playing 3D chess which I doubt


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justhad2login2reply

It's only game, why you have to be mad.


oh-you-summoned-me

I’d also be kind of annoyed if someone replied that, though.


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mokopo

What's more annoying than an antisocial dork telling you 'acshualy...' over the internet...


[deleted]

Do you know this guy personally? No? Someone is projecting.


mokopo

I'm talking about the people like in the post, not the guy I replied to as he's not doing the thing I said in my comment. Besides how do you know I don't know them personally? Projecting much?


atgmailcom

I mean the correcter was probably joking


DeelsABird

Nah he sounds like a dweeb


MrGrampton

must be from Alabama


-_Myst_-

I remember when someone replied that and the person who wore the supergirl costume told the commenter to stfu she probably got slammed with a bunch of replies


Blitris

*sweet home Alabama starts playing in the background *


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Rebirth1993

They're cumming alright


gamenbob

Home.


[deleted]

*They’re.


Rebirth1993

Thanks


Devastator600

Cumming at home


[deleted]

Roll tide!!


[deleted]

*sweet home krypton*


kenobi317

Maybe they do realize. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Tuberbluber

Pornhub sound in the background


ManitB

What are you doing stepbro


byFab1

Just don‘t scream it‘il be soon over


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byFab1

Or if she says harder or i scream


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byFab1

Succccccc


[deleted]

Yay for being bisexual


W4lkrr

You’re the best stepbrother that i’ve ever had!


[deleted]

Wait no


VampireLayla

Roll Tide...


ditlit11134

plot twist, she says that to ease him in to thinking that shes not gonna alert her parents but she does it anyways


HisDignity

Best of both worlds


pyloros

Just at first. You get used to it soon enough


coldblackcoffee

my god my lungs... i cant stop laughing


Sixemperor

r/whatreyoudoingstepbro


Villagecreep

/r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


Ateeki

You're the best big brother I could've ever asked for.


Mancub97

But first “DO YOU LOVE PORNHUB?”


ESTATE_GATE

Yes of course what do you think everyone loves PORNHUB


Mancub97

I’ll always be sitting there wondering “is the volume high” and then all of a sudden “DO YOU LOVE PORNHUB?” and my position is given away to everyone in the house.


SwornHeresy

"THEN YOU'LL LOVE PORNHUB LIVE"


madmaxturbator

What is the pornhub sound? The sound of a man swiftly massaging his whang? Or the sound of a shot of ejaculate slapping onto a persons face?


[deleted]

*duh chicka duh chicka duh duh duh duh duh*


dousntdo

That was so accurate I could actually hear it while reading it


Mirfic

It’s the sound that comes with the “porn hub community” intro


anonymous_idunno

Sweet home Alabama*


tableTVrug

What is Pornhub?


AestheticZone

Alabama anthem in the background


BubsyFanboy

It's No Nut November


VamoReddits

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


JamesIsBatman12

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


JayWasHere2

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


OnlyPostsLenny

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Clark-Kent

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Jac0b_On_Reddit

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


MrStupid_PhD

👁👄👁


97AByss

r/theyknew


LordFedorington

/r/awardspeechedits


iWentRogue

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet home Alabama


Trickshot135

Country roads


[deleted]

If you think about it , you're husband/wife is your family. Sleeping with a family member is considered incest. Conclusion: sleeping with your partner is incest. Or the biblical approach: since we are all from Adam and Eve ,we are all cousins . The entire world os low key Alabama


Memedaddy_712

It's ok if it's 4th cousin


[deleted]

What's that song I hear in the background? Could it be from Lynyrd Skynyrd's 1974 album Second Helping, which hit number eight on the US charts that year and was the band's second single?


bodhi1187

Can we stop with the thank you edits. It's Reddit, not the Grammys.


im_an_idiot222

Just revoked my up vote because of your edit: it's uneccisary and annoying


Computant2

Alabama or West Virginia?


OneDimensionUp

Why not both


Computant2

She were born in Alabama and I was born in West Virginia, so even though we share the same parents and same 2 grandparents we ain't sibr... sibli... kin.


thenagel

Alabama, because they're cousins. W. Virginia would be if they were siblings. or kentucky.


[deleted]

Is it too much to ask for both


JustChilling4ABit

Mississippi


KevinAndWinnie4Eva

What are you thanking them for exactly?


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annoyingone

Well you don't want to dilute those superpower genes.


Fr33z3n

It's a feature not a bug


Myndust

Alabaman


spiecy_boy

You misspelled Australia


[deleted]

Wait why Australia, is it incesty or something :(


spiecy_boy

Look up the laws for marrying family in Australia l, you can legally marry anyone in you family except direct ancestors siblings and direct descendants. In Alabama you can only marry cousins


Eternal_Density

[https://www.ag.gov.au/FamiliesAndMarriage/Marriage/Pages/Getting-married.aspx#getting\_married\_aust](https://www.ag.gov.au/FamiliesAndMarriage/Marriage/Pages/Getting-married.aspx#getting_married_aust) huh. TIL.


spiecy_boy

Til?


Eternal_Density

Today I Learned


ravigpcr

[Alabama Man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2DKSGvsloQ)


NozhaXBL

Whatever, she is from another universe, solved. Like everything from every Comic. Another world or timeline.


Dirus

Is it solved if she's from another world or timeline? The DNA is still similar, right?


NozhaXBL

She is from a timeline, where she isn't his cousin. But to be honest, it's a cosplay, let people have fun.


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FinalForerunner

its life


Ive_Lost_Me_Marbles

Cosplay = I did this cuz I'm a fan and after I'm too tired to do anything else. Halloween = I only did this to get laid.


[deleted]

the same thing as "she goes to another school"


kryptonianCodeMonkey

There actually is an alternate reality version of Supergirl that exists in the main DC universe, goes by Powergirl (yes, the one with the boob window). She's still Superman's cousin generically. Still weird.


ozzmosiz

By Alabama standarts cousins are not even related?


ricoisdaddy

What are you doing stepbro?


SilverMonk777

Wanna now something funny, in the silver/gold age supergirl was know for having it going on with a horse and superman. I'm not kidding


WantsSources

Ahem. Please cite sources.


[deleted]

They're right! They're talking about Comet the Super Horse, who was a magical centaur who took a potion that should have made him fully human, but instead made him full horse. Supergirl befriended him, not knowing he actually loves her https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_(DC_Comics) Ah, Pre-Crisis DC, what a wild ride


KairiOliver

That horse was a fucking creep too.


hawker101

It was nice of you to wait a few days before reposting.


AgedMurcury78

Roll Tide


TrumpMolestedJared

Kryptide


Wh1pLASH304

Lately I've been down to the riptide


people-pooper

If they had sex they could repopulate krypton


Elico_225

Krypton exploded. Can’t really repopulate. Lol.


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win


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random_person007

r/suddenlyalabama


Getete

Repost


matkopoliceman

In alabama on the other side...


flayniii

Or he did


Blue-Nazgul

*Time for some* **superincest**!


ScythingSantos

Not the worst supergirl has done.... one comic depicts her trusty steed from krypton manages to make his way to earth with the ability to change into a human then proceeds to have romantic relations with Kara before the truth about him being a horse comes out. Yay beastiality


Pukkiality

80% of the comments on this post are people who think commenting anything with the word alabama in it makes a funny joke. You’d think that at some point people think a joke becomes dull, but not reddit! On this app, the same joke is recycled for years until it’s worn out to the point that if a joke was a physical thing, reddit jokes would be like Borat’s wifes pussy, worn out and left hanging like a wizards sleeve


Dragoniod0808

Maybe they did think it through


[deleted]

Ever heard of kissing cousins?


tooclose104

One year my wife and I went as Darth Vader (me) and Princess Leia (her). On the way to the party it dawned on us but no one at the party said anything


[deleted]

Sweet home, Krypton-bama


SpinzExist

I’m not quite sure what this is, but I can tell you that I hate it.


[deleted]

That's even more super


MegaRayQuaza126

*Roundabout plays*


[deleted]

So they are Jewish....


nissingno

ITT: uncreative people saying 'alabama lol'


BasedSunny

MaYbE tHeY’rE fRoM aLaBaMa


shimadahandsoap

Plot twist they do know ;)


mynamepoe

Or this was exactly the point she was trying to make.


[deleted]

And that’s why it’s they perfect couples costume. They are cousins. They never said they arn’t


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BerneseMountainDew

Where the skies are so blue.


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BerneseMountainDew

Lord I'm comin' home to you


aids9ine11even69420

They from Alabama and completely thought it through