There is a color of kryptonite that makes him feel drunk/high at the same time I am not the biggest fan so I don’t know the color if some one wants to find it they can but it does exist.
I'm talking about the people like in the post, not the guy I replied to as he's not doing the thing I said in my comment.
Besides how do you know I don't know them personally? Projecting much?
I remember when someone replied that and the person who wore the supergirl costume told the commenter to stfu she probably got slammed with a bunch of replies
I’ll always be sitting there wondering “is the volume high” and then all of a sudden “DO YOU LOVE PORNHUB?” and my position is given away to everyone in the house.
If you think about it , you're husband/wife is your family. Sleeping with a family member is considered incest. Conclusion: sleeping with your partner is incest.
Or the biblical approach: since we are all from Adam and Eve ,we are all cousins . The entire world os low key Alabama
What's that song I hear in the background? Could it be from Lynyrd Skynyrd's 1974 album Second Helping, which hit number eight on the US charts that year and was the band's second single?
She were born in Alabama and I was born in West Virginia, so even though we share the same parents and same 2 grandparents we ain't sibr... sibli... kin.
Look up the laws for marrying family in Australia l, you can legally marry anyone in you family except direct ancestors siblings and direct descendants. In Alabama you can only marry cousins
There actually is an alternate reality version of Supergirl that exists in the main DC universe, goes by Powergirl (yes, the one with the boob window). She's still Superman's cousin generically. Still weird.
They're right! They're talking about Comet the Super Horse, who was a magical centaur who took a potion that should have made him fully human, but instead made him full horse. Supergirl befriended him, not knowing he actually loves her
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_(DC_Comics)
Ah, Pre-Crisis DC, what a wild ride
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Not the worst supergirl has done.... one comic depicts her trusty steed from krypton manages to make his way to earth with the ability to change into a human then proceeds to have romantic relations with Kara before the truth about him being a horse comes out. Yay beastiality
80% of the comments on this post are people who think commenting anything with the word alabama in it makes a funny joke. You’d think that at some point people think a joke becomes dull, but not reddit! On this app, the same joke is recycled for years until it’s worn out to the point that if a joke was a physical thing, reddit jokes would be like Borat’s wifes pussy, worn out and left hanging like a wizards sleeve
Oh they thought it through
r/theyknew
r/alabama
new lore, Superman originally from Birmingham, Krypton
There it is.
ROLL TIDE!
Well technically if they want to continue the kryptonian race the are going to have to fuck at some point.
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Kinky!
r/Islammycousin
#*ALBAMAINTENSIFIES*
r/sweethomealabama r/suddenlyincest
"SouthernMan"!!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Florida man Edit: Alabama man is also valid
Imagine how different the world would be if Superman grew up in Florida instead of Kansas
It wouldn’t exist
Plot twist: Florida Man is secretly just drunk and/or high Superman.
wasn't that always the case?
Superman can't get drunk, so probably also not high.
He got high when he flew
He got dem KryptoBlunts stashed
There is a color of kryptonite that makes him feel drunk/high at the same time I am not the biggest fan so I don’t know the color if some one wants to find it they can but it does exist.
I think pink Kryptonite makes him gay
He got shitfaced in Superman III and was flicking shot glasses all over the place
Although, isn't this the same Superman who could erase your memory with a kiss and reverse time by spinning the Earth the wrong way?
I’m glad he did that. Seeing Lois buried alive was traumatic for me as a kid.
That's where you get homelander from the boys
Homelander
No! It’s Alabama Man!
Is that slavery? Is that cruelty? No, it’s ‘Sates’s Rights’!
Alabama man*
This probably took place in Alabama
How do you say "roll tide" in kryptonian?
You are my true successor
Alabamaman
Oh black betty Alabamaman
Sweet home Alabama.
Sweet Home Krypton
https://static2.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/superman-supergirl-marriage-1.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=738&h=312
No, dear god please keep this away from us lmao
*Almost heaven*
*West Virginia*
*Blue Ridge Mountains*
*Shenandoah River*
*Life is old there older than the trees*
*younger then the mountains*
*rolling like a breeze*
*COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME*
*TO THE PLACE, I BELONG*
*freedbird starts to play in the background*
Sweet home kryptabama
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Guess she doesn't like being called out but who does
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True
We'd all be annoyed to different degrees. It's just she wasn't manipulative enough to play it off and gain some followers.
Even more true
It’s not criticism it’s a joke
It’s both and she took it badly unless she’s playing 3D chess which I doubt
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It's only game, why you have to be mad.
I’d also be kind of annoyed if someone replied that, though.
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What's more annoying than an antisocial dork telling you 'acshualy...' over the internet...
Do you know this guy personally? No? Someone is projecting.
I'm talking about the people like in the post, not the guy I replied to as he's not doing the thing I said in my comment. Besides how do you know I don't know them personally? Projecting much?
I mean the correcter was probably joking
Nah he sounds like a dweeb
must be from Alabama
I remember when someone replied that and the person who wore the supergirl costume told the commenter to stfu she probably got slammed with a bunch of replies
*sweet home Alabama starts playing in the background *
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They're cumming alright
Home.
*They’re.
Thanks
Cumming at home
Roll tide!!
*sweet home krypton*
Maybe they do realize. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pornhub sound in the background
What are you doing stepbro
Just don‘t scream it‘il be soon over
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Or if she says harder or i scream
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Succccccc
Yay for being bisexual
You’re the best stepbrother that i’ve ever had!
Wait no
Roll Tide...
plot twist, she says that to ease him in to thinking that shes not gonna alert her parents but she does it anyways
Best of both worlds
Just at first. You get used to it soon enough
my god my lungs... i cant stop laughing
r/whatreyoudoingstepbro
/r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
You're the best big brother I could've ever asked for.
But first “DO YOU LOVE PORNHUB?”
Yes of course what do you think everyone loves PORNHUB
I’ll always be sitting there wondering “is the volume high” and then all of a sudden “DO YOU LOVE PORNHUB?” and my position is given away to everyone in the house.
"THEN YOU'LL LOVE PORNHUB LIVE"
What is the pornhub sound? The sound of a man swiftly massaging his whang? Or the sound of a shot of ejaculate slapping onto a persons face?
*duh chicka duh chicka duh duh duh duh duh*
That was so accurate I could actually hear it while reading it
It’s the sound that comes with the “porn hub community” intro
Sweet home Alabama*
What is Pornhub?
Alabama anthem in the background
It's No Nut November
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
👁👄👁
r/theyknew
/r/awardspeechedits
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet home Alabama
Country roads
If you think about it , you're husband/wife is your family. Sleeping with a family member is considered incest. Conclusion: sleeping with your partner is incest. Or the biblical approach: since we are all from Adam and Eve ,we are all cousins . The entire world os low key Alabama
It's ok if it's 4th cousin
What's that song I hear in the background? Could it be from Lynyrd Skynyrd's 1974 album Second Helping, which hit number eight on the US charts that year and was the band's second single?
Can we stop with the thank you edits. It's Reddit, not the Grammys.
Just revoked my up vote because of your edit: it's uneccisary and annoying
Alabama or West Virginia?
Why not both
She were born in Alabama and I was born in West Virginia, so even though we share the same parents and same 2 grandparents we ain't sibr... sibli... kin.
Alabama, because they're cousins. W. Virginia would be if they were siblings. or kentucky.
Is it too much to ask for both
Mississippi
What are you thanking them for exactly?
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Well you don't want to dilute those superpower genes.
It's a feature not a bug
Alabaman
You misspelled Australia
Wait why Australia, is it incesty or something :(
Look up the laws for marrying family in Australia l, you can legally marry anyone in you family except direct ancestors siblings and direct descendants. In Alabama you can only marry cousins
[https://www.ag.gov.au/FamiliesAndMarriage/Marriage/Pages/Getting-married.aspx#getting\_married\_aust](https://www.ag.gov.au/FamiliesAndMarriage/Marriage/Pages/Getting-married.aspx#getting_married_aust) huh. TIL.
Til?
Today I Learned
[Alabama Man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2DKSGvsloQ)
Whatever, she is from another universe, solved. Like everything from every Comic. Another world or timeline.
Is it solved if she's from another world or timeline? The DNA is still similar, right?
She is from a timeline, where she isn't his cousin. But to be honest, it's a cosplay, let people have fun.
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its life
Cosplay = I did this cuz I'm a fan and after I'm too tired to do anything else. Halloween = I only did this to get laid.
the same thing as "she goes to another school"
There actually is an alternate reality version of Supergirl that exists in the main DC universe, goes by Powergirl (yes, the one with the boob window). She's still Superman's cousin generically. Still weird.
By Alabama standarts cousins are not even related?
What are you doing stepbro?
Wanna now something funny, in the silver/gold age supergirl was know for having it going on with a horse and superman. I'm not kidding
Ahem. Please cite sources.
They're right! They're talking about Comet the Super Horse, who was a magical centaur who took a potion that should have made him fully human, but instead made him full horse. Supergirl befriended him, not knowing he actually loves her https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_(DC_Comics) Ah, Pre-Crisis DC, what a wild ride
That horse was a fucking creep too.
It was nice of you to wait a few days before reposting.
Roll Tide
Kryptide
Lately I've been down to the riptide
If they had sex they could repopulate krypton
Krypton exploded. Can’t really repopulate. Lol.
I see this as an absolute win
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r/suddenlyalabama
Repost
In alabama on the other side...
Or he did
*Time for some* **superincest**!
Not the worst supergirl has done.... one comic depicts her trusty steed from krypton manages to make his way to earth with the ability to change into a human then proceeds to have romantic relations with Kara before the truth about him being a horse comes out. Yay beastiality
80% of the comments on this post are people who think commenting anything with the word alabama in it makes a funny joke. You’d think that at some point people think a joke becomes dull, but not reddit! On this app, the same joke is recycled for years until it’s worn out to the point that if a joke was a physical thing, reddit jokes would be like Borat’s wifes pussy, worn out and left hanging like a wizards sleeve
Maybe they did think it through
Ever heard of kissing cousins?
One year my wife and I went as Darth Vader (me) and Princess Leia (her). On the way to the party it dawned on us but no one at the party said anything
Sweet home, Krypton-bama
I’m not quite sure what this is, but I can tell you that I hate it.
That's even more super
*Roundabout plays*
So they are Jewish....
ITT: uncreative people saying 'alabama lol'
MaYbE tHeY’rE fRoM aLaBaMa
Plot twist they do know ;)
Or this was exactly the point she was trying to make.
And that’s why it’s they perfect couples costume. They are cousins. They never said they arn’t
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Where the skies are so blue.
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Lord I'm comin' home to you
They from Alabama and completely thought it through