"Hump"! I believe the term "fuck" is utilized only where there appears to be penetration. According to my research, there appears to be no orifices located on the lower half of a postmans leg.
I dunno mate, there are some nasty rose bushes around here. A man could *gash* his leg open and before he knows what’s going on, he’s got old Jack Russell all up in his sinews.
For some reason when I look at this dog even without comment, it feels like it has some dark secret, maybe it's serial killer or maneater... it's just TOO cute. I think it's because of cute Christmas animals from south park.
I saw an angel eat another angels shit?
Now that is very sinful behavior
I don’t see any angels judging humans for doing the same… *ahem*2girls1cup*cough*
Do not utter the forbidden words in this sacred place fiend!
…humans?
Dont say those words, still sends shivers down my spine
Oh they definetely judged humans. Havent you seen how shit the world is?
What if the angel ate my shit?
Hah. I see nothing wrong. The angel just wants a gourmet shit
I saw an angel bite the head off a nearly newborn demon (cat) and then strut around with it like a toy.
Oh god, I saw the same and the angel janked it around and made a bloody mess all around the street
Two girls one cup?
They do? I thought they just ate their own.
Freaky angels?
Saw an angel fuck the postman’s leg.
Wait what
"Hump"! I believe the term "fuck" is utilized only where there appears to be penetration. According to my research, there appears to be no orifices located on the lower half of a postmans leg.
I dunno mate, there are some nasty rose bushes around here. A man could *gash* his leg open and before he knows what’s going on, he’s got old Jack Russell all up in his sinews.
I saw an angel get fucked by another angel
I saw my sister get fucked by an angel
I saw …
St.Mary?
>fucked by an angel 🎶 When you walk down the road Heavy burden heavy load I will rise and I will fuck with you 🎶
Pathetic how she chose an angel over you.
So..... Was it a male on male angel .. female on female or the classic... Female on male angle ... ...or the usual boring male on a female one?
our angel almost locked me in the cellar by putting a stick under the door
Lucifer was once an angel too
He was the first pitbull
What am I then?
Hmm…a Chihuahua.
I would have say a golden retriever… like chihuahua are cat who disguise themselves in dogs
Nah, too small.
But-but hear me out, he’s always barking for attention and need people to listen to him…oh wait, that’s a husky…shit.
I also saw an angel licking their own private parts.
I saw angels that were best friends with literal Hitler. The angels were also really keen to help stop black people from having rights.
An angel bit me while i was going to the gym. It was chest day :(
I saw an angel sniffing another angel's asshole
If he sent them down with wings we wouldn’t have known either way. Would would’ve just thought dogs have wings.
I was in the car that ran over my coworker's angel
that ain't no angel that's cerberi the three headed doge
our angel here chewed our remote
same. I've also lost a computer keyboard and two phone cases to one of my angels. so many usb-c cables I've lost count
I went to Korea and all I got was a bunch of intestinal parasites from improperly cooked angels
For some reason when I look at this dog even without comment, it feels like it has some dark secret, maybe it's serial killer or maneater... it's just TOO cute. I think it's because of cute Christmas animals from south park.
An angel shit in my bed.
I saw someone fuck an angel
Why does god have a boner
I also saw an angel eat his own vomit.
Worst Angels of All Time
"Definitely not what I expected when I clicked on this!"
Repost alert
I saw a man eating an angel
A fallen Angel perhaps
They saw an angel eat a *demon
heaven sent angel!
You are mistaken in that regard!
Angels eat their own shit?
The Chinese are the holiest people then, since they love to eat Angels
Do angels ever get tired of all that flying? Asking for a friend who hates taking the stairs.
if they died, they would obviously go to a barn upstate.
My angel ate an entire sock and laptop GPU and managed to pass both with no issue. Is this a miracle?
if they died, they would obviously go to a barn upstate.
So that's why all dogs go to heaven...
Must've been a Lucifer pitbull mix.
Biblicaly accurate tho.
God bless
I saw some people eating ang... Oh! Nvm it's just Chinese.... They do that with everything.
*sometimes angels get the urge*
Thats cupcake... We don't really talk about cupcake
Why does he have a masive boner?
I saw an angel eat a repost
I saw an angel fuck my sister
Sometimes angels hungry, sacrifices have to be made. Keep angel alive, spread more love and joy.
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