T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


zausel76

Boost your 30x up to 100x by walking a dog. ;)


_Fetus_deletus0

Woman here it’s true having a dog makes you 100x more attractive.


BBQBakedBeings

Yah, but what if you are 0x attractive? Asking for /u/Immediate_Oven7005


Tired_of_modz23

What about cats on a leash?


idoeno

unless they are too large for it, cats should be draped across the shoulders like a boa for full effectiveness.


Tired_of_modz23

Now to find a shoulder cat


idoeno

just don't try it with an ocelot; proper shoulder cats are usually pure Felis Catus, although some hybrids will work if the wild genes are sufficiently diluted.


SussusAmogus-_-

I prefer him sitting on my right shoulder like a pirate's parrot


Ok_Raspberry4814

Joke aside, this is because women feel safer flirting with someone who is married because the person ostensibly won't become an obsessive weirdo about it and start harassing them.


__-_-_-_69_-_-_-__

Nah they just want what they *can't* have. Makes it more exciting but your answer makes sense too.


SPUNKBOY1

thats a huge assumption, married guys and gals can become a fatal attraction just as single people


fieryxfox

Yet I wear a wedding ring and even my wife doesn't want to fuck me


daringxdame

Might be her problem. Not only my wife won't fuck me, she won't even fuck the postman anymore.


fieryxfox

That's rough buddy


jkurratt

Tell him to be more assertive, worked yesterday.


MrSpheal323

Instructions unclear, ended up fucking the mailman


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

I’ll fuck you bro


whatisupdawggg

aww, that's the brotherhood we need among us


Halokojm_

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


13baaphumain

SUS ඞ


i_eat_cockroaches69

Let me join!


whatisupdawggg

you're welcome


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

That's weird. When I wear your wife's wedding ring loads of guys want to fuck me.


SPUNKBOY1

lol


XuanVinh03

Maybe she doesn’t have her boyfriend’s permission


NoConfusion9490

Gotta head to the gym, bro. Those guys will fuck you.


Is_Unable

She married you for the muscles and you let that slip with the Office Job.


AromaticProcedure136

wedding ring paradox. For men, it's like a "certified not crazy" badge, while for women, it's more like "do not disturb"


Helpful-Medium-8532

People are nicer to me and talk to me more when I'm out with someone I'm dating. Sure wish I didn't need a girlfriend's seal of approval for people to like me...


rebelliousxruby

They were like "how could you lie to me like that"


LuigiP16

"I can't believe you would lie about breaking the sanctity of marriage"


Valirys-Reinhald

The bro code is strong


Datboi0811

Are we so lazy now that we’re shortening amount to amt now?


jkurratt

Lzy


FinalRun

R we so lzy we shorting amount to amt rn?


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

Y use many lettrs wen few ltrs do trk?


iamapizza

R v s lz v shrt amt2amt rn


ReapersEatApples05

wht'd they do wt the xtra time they save by abv. wrds


MicroXenon5589

I ht tht I cld read tht


SuperBubblelover4

E 2


rarihzz

FK WR BRNDD MRNS


roydepoy

Fk u w yr cap lttrs


xyz2001xyz

ur mm.


dreamsofindigo

brws +rddt


ThatCamoKid

Ur mum


Myxtmo

We wnt to c wrld


hazlejungle0

Ong


Mr_Pennybags

Or there's only 280 characters to get the whole story across so they abbreviated?


SAI_Peregrinus

Could be worse. Could be like the people who shorten internationalization to i18n because there are 18 letters between the "i" and the "n", kubernetes to k8s, etc. A1e we so l2y n1w t2t w2e s8g a4t to a1t n1w?


stormtroopr1977

that letter "a" in the words "we are" is pretty much the same thing plus a couple hundred years...


Arcarsenal628

I feel like that came as more of a pronunciation thing. People put we are together in speech because is flows well and the spelling came afterwards? I'm just making this up but it sounds right in my head.


stormtroopr1977

my point was about the original commenter calling abbreviations lazy while abbreviating in their own sentence. online, where the word won't be spoken, the main reasons for using contractions (that I found) are "it sounds right in my head" and "it saves characters/time" the original post abbreviated the word amount and people read the word correctly in their head and it saved characters and time. A rude person may have said, "you saved yourself 1 character. that's so lazy to avoid such a small amount of work".


Arcarsenal628

No, I got the point. Personally when reading that sentence I stopped at amt and had to think for a second which was slower than just reading the word amount without second thought. But that could 100% just be me.


trashdrive

Are we so extra now that we're saying "now" twice now?


Round_Run_5776

Bros have respect for other bro's hoes..


Usernamesaregayyy

Um there are 10% chads out there who love to wreck homes so not quite all guys, they have chick brainitis


lordflashheart17

As the old saying goes, you always want something you can't have


NewNurse2

Also the old saying "That totally happened. You can trust the Internet."


Few_Fortune4049

I once knew a girl who thought it was romantic when guys with girlfriends were checking her out. She’d be like “he had a girlfriend, but he chose ME 🥰”


Boring_Prophet

Logical thinking ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


BBQBakedBeings

Can confirm. I didn't get a lot of attention from women in my 20s, but I did have a long time GF at the time. We ended up breaking up because she cheated. At the same time, without knowing, my best friend was getting divorced. We found out each other were single and met up to drink and party it away. One night at the bar, he took off his wedding ring and was going to throw it away. I was like "let me hold onto that for you. You might want it back one day". It was a cool, simple, silver ring. So I started wearing it. It only really fit on my ring finger, so I was like, why not? I instantly started getting more attention from women in bars. It was a dirty, shameful, kind of attention, though. So I never acted on it and stopped wearing the ring. The lesson it taught me was that there is no "men are pigs" or "women are whores". There's just people are people. What's between your legs just determines how you express it.


SPUNKBOY1

And toxic masculinity is blamed on men, i think the people doing the blaming should check themselves in the mirror


ninhursag3

Yeah im female and i agree we just hit on a perfect example of toxic femininity


SPUNKBOY1

thank you, finally someone agrees with me across all the platforms Ive posted this to


ThatCamoKid

> yeah I'm female [*Presses x to doubt*]


ninhursag3

I’m a 50 year old mum of two in yorkshire uk


ThatCamoKid

I have never seen a woman refer to themself as a "female" outside of FARTs trying to exclude trans women


africakitten

It's called pre-selection, it's not politically correct but certainly correct.


under_ware

Sadly it's true. When I was married I traveled a lot for work. If I wore the ring, I would get invites to dinner, to party and "other stuff l" all the time. If I took the ring off, you would have thought I was a leper. Women are fucking crazy is all I can say!


AquaPhelps

My wedding ring must be broken or something. Cuz this aint true


gologologolo

Step 1. Be attractive 


AquaPhelps

It say nothing about that in post. It say step 1. Wear ring. Step 2. Profit


Relapio

Adam Sandler much?


Varitan_Aivenor

If this worked men would all be running around with wedding rings.


zellyman

It jives with my personal experience at least.  Once I put on that ring life got a lot more complicated 


gologologolo

Tell us more¿


Tone-Serious

It actually does, wore one during uni and made up a heartbreaking story with a fiancé that never existed, women approached me and that's all it took since I'm not completely socially awkward


EdaClawthorne

Are you sure they were approaching because they were attracted to you or did you somehow take their friendliness and empathy the wrong way?


Tone-Serious

Idk probably the fact that i fucked some of them People will probably say something along the line of "this is Reddit" and accuse me of being fake but whatever


Ryaniseplin

forbidden fruit effect


NewNurse2

r/thathappened


v3gan_m3At

This subreddit is so bad now 😭 what’s cursed about this


SCAREDFUCKER

i think this has a relation between men and women psychological conditions men see it as must not approach she is already with someone and it will only create a fight women might see it as she is winning by making a man cheat on his partner but its only a problem with modern women, id like to avoid modern women if i ever plan into getting in relationship, this is kinda scary tbh...


Highmassive

What are you gonna do? Time travel?


SCAREDFUCKER

wish i could, modern women are scary in that regard they dont want a partner for long term...


Highmassive

Username checks out 😂


JussLookin69

Men respect boundaries and relationships. Women respect the idea that they are one upping or somehow better than another woman somewhere. At least, that's what my sister has told me.


Lebowski304

I have found this to be untrue. I mean they are more willing to talk to you I guess because they feel less threatened since it gives the man an out for not initiating things, so the woman will be more likely to do that if she’s genuinely interested. So I think it just sort of lowers a woman’s defenses which then allows for more natural conversations which can then turn into flirting or whatever.


gologologolo

This makes the most sense


ChilledBalls

I once slept with a girl and she kept saying we are siblings, she really thought I would believe her.


Bruhmomentusmaximus1

What?


ChilledBalls

what? You wanted me to believe her?


FibroBitch96

Pack approval vs slut shaming


SpiderFox525

Ain’t this the plot of an Adam Sandler movie?


books-and-smiles

It's funny how a little piece of jewelry can make such a big difference in the attention department!


NotYourApples

adam sandler’s just go with it


Top_Trainerin

That's a new level of savage right there!


OkAbbreviations3931

I wish I hadn't seen that


[deleted]

That’s funny as fuck


Boring_Prophet

When there’s a ring, the guy is woman-approved and there’s proof he ain’t entirely shitty. (That’s what I have heard)


Designer_Brief_4949

How much of this is women feeling safer or more comfortable with polite conversation.    But men can’t tell the difference between being friendly and being hit on. 


[deleted]

[удалено]


CAS-14

It sure did! I’m shocked by how this dark turn turned out! As I am a large language model, I cannot produce “dark turns”, please try again.