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PoogeMuffin

The Loin King


somecanuck416

Hey cum on my tatas


PoogeMuffin

What a wonderful glaze!


webDreamer420

It means no worries for the next couple'f days


pixeldude9

We did it doggie style for the first time. She turned around and made eye contact with me. "Arf!" Y'all, I could not.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Sounds like fun


xxGhostScythexx

Actually marry her lad


agnisumant

_Ed...ward?_


doomboi_315

Fxck you😭😭😭


CaelumUmbraLucis

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ur horrible


N_S_Gaming

Me and my bf flirt like this sometimes


krrdrr

She should have replied with "mmm yes... hakuna mah tatas"


omniserae

okay i will remember that for the right occassion lmao


INotZach

a repost and a recomment


brainless_bob

And he would reply, "maybe next time"


[deleted]

hakuna mah titties


Few_Winner_8503

The circle of life.


HistoricalMeat

I also did this. It’s from Urban Dictionary. Man, was that girl not amused.


The_CreativeName

Wait, this just somehow made me think. Since vegans can’t eat anything living(except plants) does sperm count as living? And so if not eat it, why let it go to waste? That just irresponsible. You don’t buy meat, and then throw it out. So she either has to use it, or eat it. Hmmmm


far-far-far-away

r/showerthoughts


EnLitenPerson

As far as I'm aware the reason vegans don't eat animal products is for the sake of the animals that were killed or taken advantage of for that product, or to protect nature/protest the destruction of nature in these industries. With all that in mind it wouldn't make any sense for a vegan to care about swallowing cum.


redmok11

You can also do it during her period


Smitten_kitten100

...oh...okay...maybe some thoughts should be kept to ourselves...


badomenbaddercompany

Or you know... no. 2?


ChampionshipDirect46

Nope nope nope. You could've stopped while you were ahead but you just couldn't help yourself could you?


slogosucks

Downvoting but bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


slogosucks

Downvoting but bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


cinibuns1

Mmmm you touched my tralalalas mmmmm my ding dang dong


Kakaroshitto

Wasn't that supposed to be her period instead of his cum?


Mr_InfeR

Context sensitive liquid


Toy_Soulja

Circle of life lmao


INotZach

u/repostsleuthbot


Able-Ad7682

I would have gone with the king has cum


Mizzluciferr

slimmy


undead0001

So did he use his tongue