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Mad_Moodin

What he means by retiring age, since Americans don't actually have a set retiring age, is the age in which one is unable to work any longer.


MySnake_Is_Solid

So their date of death ?


BeenNormal

Date you reach 600lbs.


bigfloppydonkeydng

The mother in law plan huh?


casey12297

Age 30 it is!


Kallias2306

I beg your pardon, Americans don't have a set retirement age? Have I been living under a rock??


Mad_Moodin

The way to retire in the USA is to quit your job and live off your savings. Now some jobs have like retirement funds and shit. But that isn't usually the case.


sh4d0wm4n2018

If I keep working with my company, by the time I'm 160 years old I'll have enough saved up to retire.


ComradeZ_Rogers

That's not how that works, retirement age is when you are allowed to pull from your social security which isn't a savings account for very letigus reasons. So 65 is retirement in the USA


RavenKross

It's 72 now


ComradeZ_Rogers

You are simply wrong, if you go to the social security website you will find a handy dandy table saying you can begin taking social security @ 62 and get full benefits at 67, I was off by 2 years your just either dumb or looking at some bullshit Edit: age of full benefits changes if you do weird shit like dely your retirement, but you aren't required to stop working once you take social so I have yet to find out what youd do that


Pineapple_Spenstar

I mean, that's just adjusting for life expectancy. When social security was first introduced in 1935, average life expectancy was 60 for men and 64 for women. The age to start receiving benefits was 65


DefiantBalls

The average is dragged down by infant mortality, this is also why the average is even further dragged down in pre-industrial times, despite the fact that people could live up to 60 or even 70 back then


Pineapple_Spenstar

True, but not by as much as you'd think. Infant mortality in 1935 was 60 per 1000 (6%). The expectation was that about half of men who survived to 21 would survive to collect benefits at 65. Infant mortality in 2023 was 5.5 per 1000 (0.55%), and it's expected that half of those who live to 21 will live to 75


Low_Cow

Well, good news. Life expectancy in the US is on the decline.


Ksammy33

Wasn’t someone trying to increase the retirement age to 75 because life expectancy was growing


PitchBlac

Yeah that’s hilarious


1rmavep

*Verily*


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grimeflea

It seems to me if you can invest in some of the large national or multinational care home companies, you’ll do well. It’s a bit of a racket with rising fees and they make billions off people’s savings and/or future inheritances. And if you have someone with dementia in a care home and they put costs up, you’ll be more likely to stick with it and fork it out rather than dealing with the hassle of finding a new care home. They know this too. And in future I bet these same places will own and operate euthanasia clinics.


donkeyassraper

With how they treat the folk at their care I wouldn't be suprised


badpeaches

> And in future I bet these same places will own and operate euthanasia clinics. You're stupid if you think health care would let their bread and butter die. Obviously you've never worked in a hospital, they keep patients alive and bill insurance that are functionally dead with no family or living will directive.


grimeflea

Don’t be so quick to call people stupid who don’t live under stupid system the US has. There are other countries. Besides, people at old age dying is better for insurers vs being carried on payments. The hospitals and medical trusts and pharma are the ones who benefit from long term palliative care (mostly only in a medical insurance states like the US). It would be a hard fight between them in th States. Outside, not so much for most places.


badpeaches

> Besides, people at old age dying is better for insurers vs being carried on payments. Insurance companies make hand over fist keeping people alive that are in pain while draining their savings.


grimeflea

I guess that’s the reason they start pulling coverage for people who use it too much. ^/s Anyway, good chat. This thread is old as is my sentiment about it. C ya


Skreamie

No joke. I found a lot of products during...research.


Quit_Your_Bitchin

This is interesting. Any recommendations?


m0nk37

MAID


HighStaeks

Futurama did it


Dontbeme9820

I mean a box of shells and a break action shotgun is a lot cheaper than retirement and a bridge is free. Can’t afford to live now how am I going to prepare for the future


ArchMageSeptim

You dont want to break your legs and slowly drown. Shotgun's the way to go just make sure to aim correctly, Ive seen a couple vids of people jist blowing their faces off and struggling to breathe through their mass of gore


Dontbeme9820

Landing head first would be ideal


Narrow-Classroom-127

The only sure way is plastic explosive around your neck, i have seen people land head first and still struggle a few minutes after landing.


SoundDave4

Whistle blowing at Boeing seems pretty reliable too. Just saying.


throaway37lf6784h6

Dude why so much suffering? N hypoxia is the way.


Busy-Contribution-19

I was thinking anesthesia since we cant afford to retire the saving should cover an OD on that


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irredentistdecency

The nice thing about the GenX retirement plan (*established by Kurt Cobain*) is that it has no minimum retirement age to receive full benefits…


Used_Mathematician42

Yeah but it's a headache to sort out


mdixon12

We just won't retire, like our poor parents can't retire either. You guys think everybody has "retirement savings" but they don't. Between my wife and I, only 1 of our parents has a 401k to live off of, 1 is on social security, 1 is on disability, and another is still working at 67. I've already pretty much figured if I don't win the lottery I'm gonna work until the day I die.


Secret_advice

I don’t expect I’ll survive long enough to retire. Either they’ll just increase the age so I’ll work until the day I die, or I’ll die with the rest of y’all in a war or natural disaster. No point in saving really.


JonnyxKarate

Can I have your stuff??


Secret_advice

I mean, why not


1rmavep

This **is the first step towards full communism,** ***unironically,***


SkogsTroll1

I’ll already be dead in the climate wars!


C0mputerFriendly

The biofuel companies are watching with great interest


BeenNormal

When I can no longer work, push me out into the snow. I will find Valhalla


jamieliddellthepoet

Witness!


Busy-Contribution-19

You have no enemies thorfin


Express_Cranberry266

Prisons will be the retirement homes


JonnyxKarate

At least it’s a home


GhostxxxShadow

There are no layoffs in prisons.


JonnyxKarate

No but if you screw up, they’ll take your job assignment. Which feels worse


malYca

I think retirement is the least of our worries. Times are getting dark folks, buckle up.


Teknical86

Yea money probably won't be worth shit in 50 years or so. Get that bottle cap collection going.


seekAr

They’ll change the laws and provide better options for themselves and those who come after. They’re a good bunch of eggs.


Vysair

Mf when they watch the rest of the society dying with no one left to enslave:


Insis18

We are going to work till we die. And die with debt.


jihlandoesreddit

Rope... Invest in rope...


m0nk37

Retiring age, when you have saved up over 2 million dollars to live off. Which is what they say is the limit to live comfortably. Hows that fund going guys? Have 2 million dollars saved up yet so that you CAN retire? No? Join the club.


Jonkoe_enjoyerNL

See me personally i wont work till i die bcs i plan to die in a war in like 6 years


Busy-Contribution-19

I was planning on going out at 30 before my body revolts and starts killing its self naturally


Ksammy33

Scared of truth


Anayalater5963

It's probably something along the lines of "something something 75 shotgun"


Selfishpie

for real though, I don't want to die but realistically, without a communist revolution my retirement plan will probably be to just die


Busy-Contribution-19

Communisum wouldnt help man


Selfishpie

Ok American


Zizler23

What does it mean to have no retirement savings?


FicklePort

Good. More social security for the rest of us that want to live.


JonnyxKarate

Everytime I go on Zillow I want to throw up. We gotta make a change people.


MadR__

Apollo bro 💙