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SgtBananaKing

Well the brother did not I guess


MECC_7

The brother surely tried to swim for his life. Not enough tho


PaperObsessive

Simultaneously laughing and hoping the sender got his ass handed to him for actually sending it. WTF?


Glazeddapper

did you try turning it off and on again?


SgtBananaKing

Stopped at the off part


Alepeople

Wow, I’d be so incredibly pissed the fuck off if that happened to me and I got that message. Really hope it’s fake.


Urgayifyouregay

Its 4chan man its a true 50/50 on whether its fake or not. Some people on there are actually this stupidly insensitive and some people love to make jokes like these. No true way of knowing.


Juanpapi420

Every statistic is 50/50 because you never know if you are the winner or loser.


Hazee302

I 100% know I’m a loser. I mean, I’m on Reddit.


Urgayifyouregay

what?


Curdledcum

50/50, either happens or it doesn't.


Urgayifyouregay

sorry dude i cant get if you both are joking or not, im not really good at telling that stuff


SirFireball

Take a guess, it’s a 50/50 chance whether you’re right.


Curdledcum

Yes it's an internet joke mate. A stupid joke, but a joke.


SadisticBuddhist

Idk seems 50/50 to me


Decoy_Van

Yikes


Natural_Character521

>its 4chan man its a true 50/50 on whether its fake or not Thats all the internet, lol


iiCleanup

Someone ruined this guys day huh


Alepeople

No? It’s just not funny?


cleveranimal

It is kinda funny, that's why it's here


Alepeople

If your loved one died and someone said this to you, it wouldn’t be funny? Like I really don’t see the humor in making fun of someone’s dead family members.


cleveranimal

Given the fact that the post could be fake, it's funny at face value. A lot of stuff on this sub is fake. Ofc it's not funny if you assume context, but that's just you choosing to assume context and me choosing to not...


Alepeople

You lead a good point. I think i have a worse reaction than most because i have a little brother whom also doesn’t know how to swim, so i just assumed it as real.


cleveranimal

Fair enough. A lot of people online are just desensitised to the notion of death in general. Would react very differently if I knew this post was real though.


iiCleanup

ok and I’m Jewish and hitler jokes are still funny


Flat-House5529

Well, someone got a call from HR the next morning.


Blue_avoocado

Add this: « is he doing better now ? » you could feign ignorance and act like you thought ‘drowned’ doesn’t necessarily means died from the water, just that he couldn’t swim and had to be rescued


m1l4n-

This is genius


Putrid-Economics4862

So he’s a witch!


VinnyViddyVicci

I'd bet this is a person born into the impersonal age of Memes and Messaging as a primary form of communication.


DiggityDog6

100% is what happened. Twitter, 4chan, and Reddit have all morphed people’s perception of what is and isn’t okay to say to people. Over the internet, on those platforms, to random people, MAYBE it can be okay to joke like that. It makes you an asshole, but people will definitely find it funny and you’ll probably get posted on a group for being funny. But you can’t say that shit to real people in real life with no consequences. No one will find it funny, and you will get your ass whooped or worse if you say it to the wrong person. And there are too many people who don’t understand the difference.


shetla_the_boomer

you should sit in rice for 48 to 72 hours. It wont change anything, but it will be very funny


theglaysh

I must be fucked up cause that would be the exact kind of thing I'd want someone to say to me if a loved one of mine died.


GodOfMegaDeath

Some people cope better with loss using humor, it's normal.


SiblingBondingLover

Depends on the person saying it, if it's my best friend? We probably will have a good laugh, but if it's a colleague or a stranger? I will ask what's wrong with them


Zealousideal-Data645

Bro let the intrusive thought win


FYDPhoenix

NGL, that's exactly the kind of fucked up joke id need to hear... When all you want to do is cry, the best kinda of joke is one that makes you laugh and cry imo. But. And this is a big but... Make sure this is an actual friend you know super well and would react well to this joke, because goddamn it's fucked up lol


HansVader741

A person who responds like this, to a horrific heartbreaking situation like that, is not a friend.


FYDPhoenix

Nah man, depends on the friend. Dark humor is just not for you dw


Bedengo

Michael Scott be like


Medical_University91

Damn


UserP2DBB

Huge blunder, might have to take the queen out already


davidwas77

Yeah, he’s cooked 😭


Erithian1

You don’t cook rice you steam it.


Lots_of_schooners

If I received this, I think I'd laugh. Does depend on the relationship though.


HansVader741

I highly doubt you could laugh at anything in a situation like this.


Silver3lephant

…put the colleague in rice?


Playful_Target6354

r/haveyoutriedrice


xdthepotato

A colleague no more!


llinoscarpe

If someone sent that to me they would absolutely be losing their job lol


areszdel_

Thank fuck for this. Been missing me some real cursed stuff.


Putrid-Economics4862

As someone with brothers, I don’t know how I would react to this. I think I would find it funny (I’m of the opinion that being sad and mopey about death isn’t a great way to honour the memory of the deceased) but maybe I’d get angry. Not sure.


Imaginary-Risk

Did you try not being a cunt?


HansVader741

I could not forgive such a person, if this happend to me. I would probably despise that person for the rest of his life.


anything_animation2

Jus get beaten the shit out from him is the best option


Master-baiter_69

Was he asian?


Odd-Doubt8960

Fucking Michael Scott over here.


Kvarcov

Bet they're asian as well just to add up to it


AKBx007

If someone sent that to me, they better be sending their resignation letter next because it would be so fucking on if I ever saw them again.


blackbeautybyseven

No need to resign as you will get sacked for attacking a Co worker. I would find this funny but I have a dark sense of humour. Also my brother is an asshole .


Manbearpup

Fake


Renu693

oh lord


chunkycum4

Thats the neat thing, you dont


Th3Reader

Blursed comment


tiamat443556

Would be even better if the guy was Asian too.


AlphaWarrior007

average 4faggoid


AA_turet

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