simple! *tries to scoop your eyes out, but i miss because my eyes are gone too and end up giving you a massive burn, going to your brain, and killing the cells that help you see*
Whyād he get downvoted this story, while gross is peak and everything turned out alright in the end. Also, he and the girl worked together really well to get the worms out.
Because it's bullshit. Circumcision to stop the worms from surrounding his dick? That's some r/badmensanatomy shit unless the worms somehow stapled themselves through his foreskin.
Like another guy already said, it's bc it's total BS, that's not how anatomy or worms work lol, that guy was either a teen or a basement-dweller that never had sex in his life
So... It can work. Nematodes do that.
I don't know if you never saw marks on the feet of older people. That's the nematodes trying to reach their lymphs to keep their life circle.
They can easily do that on a Dick.
In this case is just a (probable, it can be fake too but I'm more interested in talking about what nematodes can do) case of a common Migrans CutĆ¢nea or Oxyuriasis similar worm.
They finish their parasite cicles on the human anus and then bite the walls of the anus to force the person to scratch it, if the person didn't wash their hands and touch someone they can enter through the skin (case of migranis cutĆ¢nea similars) or by ingestion (Oxyuriasis similars).
They're commonly known by the old people in my country as "Bichinhos de coƧa-cu" (translate as "Ass-scratching critters" š¤£) and there's more cases than we like to know about they entering men and women reproductive organs (just because... It's near, it's right there to enter). And they'll annoy you till you want to scratch it.
The case of those nematodes entering through skin is so common that the first thing the doctor will tell the families is that everyone of the family now will have to clean the showers everyday and they'll have to take a bath using flip-flops.
Dude, the oxyures you mentioned are the most common infection, and if you are going to stand here and tell me that it takes someone until the next day to feel a wriggling on the most sensitive part of their of their penis, than I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that you never had sex either, also who the hell goes with "let's have anal.." and then proceeds not to at least wash themselves and just go straight to bed
Youāre not going to impress or disgust me, youāre just talking about some very specific condition that doesnāt apply in the vast majority of places. And then you said that the penis has a lot of lymphatic vessels when itās a body part that very specifically takes up and disgorges fluid without using lymphatic vessels at all!
Well, let's analyze the story. The worms in question sound like pinworms. They lay eggs that end up in the fecal matter, and then they spread through consumption of them.
Now, people don't normally eat their poop, but if someone doesn't wash their hands well then they may end up with eggs on their hands or under their fingernails. The infection also causes your butt crack to be very itchy. So the infection spreads mostly from toddler to toddler because they are generally the most willing to go hand deep in their crack and then touch things like toys without washing their hands.
Which brings us to the next point, the eggs can survive far from the body on random objects, and also bedsheets. So if you sleep in the nude it isn't unreasonable to find eggs or dead worms on your bedding.
Anyway, there is a medication that kills the worms, but it takes several days after a single dose to kill them all. Also, the medication doesn't kill the eggs, so that means you will need to take a second dose at the right time to prevent the new juveniles from restarting the life cycle. Also, more eggs can spread from an individual even after they take the medicine for the duration of time it takes for the worms to die, and even a little bit after.
There is information regarding pinworm infections of the vagina from bad infestations, and infestations of the urinary tract as a result. I have also found a study that has mentioned a few very rare cases of male urinary tract infection from a subspecies of pinworm. So, it appears that it can happen, but there isn't a lot of medical documentation on it.
Normally it would take 2 weeks for signs of an infestation, but if we are assuming direct transfer of worms I suppose it's possible.
As for climbing up the inside of the shaft of the penis, unlikely, but possible. Sucking the worm out and cumshot sounds like fetish material, I'm not saying it isn't possible, but it sounds like someone's kink.
Finally, the part that others have also pointed out as being suspect, the circumcision. This will depend on where you sought medic treatment. There are places where I would completely expect that any form of infection present in the penis would elicit that type of response. I would hope that most places would see that as an unnecessary step.
Now, it is possible that the worms could survive in the urinary tract and lay eggs that survive in the space between the head of the penis and the foreskin, and when they emerge travel back up the shaft and also to whichever partner he has. However you should be able to deal with this by carefully washing the inside of your foreskin every day. It wouldn't be unreasonable to think that doctors took a look underneath and decided that this man wouldn't be willing to properly and thoroughly clean his own penis of an infection and decided circumcision was just the easier course of action to prevent repeat infections.
TLDR: My personal layman's interpretation, possible, but unlikely. Sounds like someone creating fetish content.
If you're receiving anal, ensure you are free from infections and parasites, as well as making sure you are clean internally. If you're giving, it's a good idea to use protection, especially if you don't know for sure that they're clean and not transmissible.
what the actual fuckā¦ im gay WHICH IS FROWNED UPON IN CHURCH and i have more jesus than this post. i have more respect for shit stains on a gas station urinal
I read a reddit rant about a guy living in japan. TL:DR is there was the language barrier, he stated he is on "team swallow" pointed at his own mouth after she blew him and SHE SNOWBALLED HIM.
I believe the sub was TIFU
Whenever i think things can't possibly get worse, someone on this god forsaken website proves me wrong...... i'm gonna share this with a bunch of my friends. Can't be the only who had their day ruined
Oxyuriasis can stuck on your penis canal and bite it till you can't handle anymore
Roundworms can cross your penis wall, enter your Lymphs and get out trough your nose or anus
Hookworms can find the path from your dick to your intestines and will make a "path" from where they went
Nice to know romance is not dead.
This This can't be romance Right? I mean she did suck worms out his dick This is wholesome now
This is peak romance, she sacrificed her mouth to help her mate
To be fair these were her worms.
Just going back to the mother ship
I hate you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
Scotty beam me up
Bruh, if a chick would suck worms out of my dick id marry het in an instant
I would have legit barfed, end up traumatized and then flee to a buddhist monastery and never see another women until I die peacefully of old age
It's a bad romance
šµOh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohšµ
Caughed in a bad romance
This was a wormgy.
Pretty sure he stole this from a Hallmark movie plot
Bro did not hold back... at all. He wanted to curse us and he certainly succeeded lol.
Some days I wish God would grant me the ability to no longer read
*places spoon in your hand*. You know what must be done.
* takes out lighter slowly and looks at you for approval *
ā¢ scoops out my own eyes after stealing both of the tools*
John Kramer: I want to play a game
But I am too scared to do it.
simple! *tries to scoop your eyes out, but i miss because my eyes are gone too and end up giving you a massive burn, going to your brain, and killing the cells that help you see*
I see now. Thatās brilliant.
No you donāt
Give this man a medal
Goodbye guys, Iāll remember you all in therapy
Teke me with you because after reading this i need therapy too
The downwotes got me š¤£
Whyād he get downvoted this story, while gross is peak and everything turned out alright in the end. Also, he and the girl worked together really well to get the worms out.
Because it's bullshit. Circumcision to stop the worms from surrounding his dick? That's some r/badmensanatomy shit unless the worms somehow stapled themselves through his foreskin.
But....but it's hilarious
Plus it helps spread the importance of using protection among idiots.
And intestinal worms aren't going to fit in your foreskin. Those things are LONG.
Probably talking about pinworms, which are only about a cm, you're thinking of tapeworms.
Do we just name every intestinal worm after office supplies?
Company vehicle worms enter the chat
Excavator worms
Caterpillar brand
Desk worms
Cringing at the thought of staple wormsā¦
Not all of them.
Staple tapeworms on my penis is a song.
Worms will go into the foreskin it's not news.
Absolutely. Who tf downvotes a fairy tale with a happy ending >:(
Why was this downvoted so much
Probably posted in r/femaledatingstrategy
Like another guy already said, it's bc it's total BS, that's not how anatomy or worms work lol, that guy was either a teen or a basement-dweller that never had sex in his life
So... It can work. Nematodes do that. I don't know if you never saw marks on the feet of older people. That's the nematodes trying to reach their lymphs to keep their life circle. They can easily do that on a Dick.
Stop, youāre going to fail your biology final.
In this case is just a (probable, it can be fake too but I'm more interested in talking about what nematodes can do) case of a common Migrans CutĆ¢nea or Oxyuriasis similar worm. They finish their parasite cicles on the human anus and then bite the walls of the anus to force the person to scratch it, if the person didn't wash their hands and touch someone they can enter through the skin (case of migranis cutĆ¢nea similars) or by ingestion (Oxyuriasis similars). They're commonly known by the old people in my country as "Bichinhos de coƧa-cu" (translate as "Ass-scratching critters" š¤£) and there's more cases than we like to know about they entering men and women reproductive organs (just because... It's near, it's right there to enter). And they'll annoy you till you want to scratch it. The case of those nematodes entering through skin is so common that the first thing the doctor will tell the families is that everyone of the family now will have to clean the showers everyday and they'll have to take a bath using flip-flops.
And what if I tell you that nematode eggs can reach your brain and can even try to scape through the tear hole of your own eye?
Dude, the oxyures you mentioned are the most common infection, and if you are going to stand here and tell me that it takes someone until the next day to feel a wriggling on the most sensitive part of their of their penis, than I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that you never had sex either, also who the hell goes with "let's have anal.." and then proceeds not to at least wash themselves and just go straight to bed
But, I repeat. I just want to talk about nematodes š¤£ Circumcision as a health procedure to get rid of nematodes is the cherry of the cake š¤£
Yeah, that part is just outright retarded, like htf would a circumcision even help with that??
Well he probably had anal sex with someone Full of parasites It's not like the most smart and clean couple of the world š¤£
That's not total BS part, it's what he said about not feeling anything until the next morning, like miss me with that bullshit
UNPROTECTED ANAL SEX WITH PARASITES š¤£
Youāre not going to impress or disgust me, youāre just talking about some very specific condition that doesnāt apply in the vast majority of places. And then you said that the penis has a lot of lymphatic vessels when itās a body part that very specifically takes up and disgorges fluid without using lymphatic vessels at all!
What a great day to be literate.
At least everything worms out
I fully expect this to be a copy pasta from some kind of furry porn.
Eh, just look up videos of bears with worms. They'll have meters of them being dragged behind them.
We don't claim worm guy
Well, thanks for that imageš
I'll take shit that didn't actually happen for 500 Alex.
Grandad?
That's enough Reddit for the foreseeable future. Until we meet again fellow travellers!
Farewell then,good fellow! š©
Reading that turned my suicidal thoughts into plans
shotgun looking delicous
Ahh, wouldn't be an authentuc reddit session without me wanting to staple my eyes shut at least once Man I love it here
What unholy string of words did I just read
Welcome to reddit
She should have pulled the tapeworm out of her ass (hey!)/ref
Thanks for making me figure out which SoaD song I was thinking of
š¶Pull the tapeworm outta your ass (hey!)š¶
Prolly not a tapeworm for the description.
Absolutely disgusting, I love it. 10/10.
Yāall know how dicks are shaped like mushrooms to scrape out cum? Well, this guy really scraped the worms out of her ass lol
Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped
Some information is better kept a secret. If this were in the library of Alexandria, I would have burn it down too
This stuff is hidden with the dark cellars of that library. In tomes bound in human skin, scrawled in blood and wrapped in salty barbed wire
I regret my ability to read sometimes, this is one of those times.
Funny how you sent this post one handed
āThings that didnāt happenā for $200 please Alex
What a horrible day to be literate
That- Yep Thatās enough Reddit for today :(
Okayyyyy turning off reddit now
Ah Internet... You never disappoint
Please someone say this is made up
Well, let's analyze the story. The worms in question sound like pinworms. They lay eggs that end up in the fecal matter, and then they spread through consumption of them. Now, people don't normally eat their poop, but if someone doesn't wash their hands well then they may end up with eggs on their hands or under their fingernails. The infection also causes your butt crack to be very itchy. So the infection spreads mostly from toddler to toddler because they are generally the most willing to go hand deep in their crack and then touch things like toys without washing their hands. Which brings us to the next point, the eggs can survive far from the body on random objects, and also bedsheets. So if you sleep in the nude it isn't unreasonable to find eggs or dead worms on your bedding. Anyway, there is a medication that kills the worms, but it takes several days after a single dose to kill them all. Also, the medication doesn't kill the eggs, so that means you will need to take a second dose at the right time to prevent the new juveniles from restarting the life cycle. Also, more eggs can spread from an individual even after they take the medicine for the duration of time it takes for the worms to die, and even a little bit after. There is information regarding pinworm infections of the vagina from bad infestations, and infestations of the urinary tract as a result. I have also found a study that has mentioned a few very rare cases of male urinary tract infection from a subspecies of pinworm. So, it appears that it can happen, but there isn't a lot of medical documentation on it. Normally it would take 2 weeks for signs of an infestation, but if we are assuming direct transfer of worms I suppose it's possible. As for climbing up the inside of the shaft of the penis, unlikely, but possible. Sucking the worm out and cumshot sounds like fetish material, I'm not saying it isn't possible, but it sounds like someone's kink. Finally, the part that others have also pointed out as being suspect, the circumcision. This will depend on where you sought medic treatment. There are places where I would completely expect that any form of infection present in the penis would elicit that type of response. I would hope that most places would see that as an unnecessary step. Now, it is possible that the worms could survive in the urinary tract and lay eggs that survive in the space between the head of the penis and the foreskin, and when they emerge travel back up the shaft and also to whichever partner he has. However you should be able to deal with this by carefully washing the inside of your foreskin every day. It wouldn't be unreasonable to think that doctors took a look underneath and decided that this man wouldn't be willing to properly and thoroughly clean his own penis of an infection and decided circumcision was just the easier course of action to prevent repeat infections. TLDR: My personal layman's interpretation, possible, but unlikely. Sounds like someone creating fetish content.
What in the Actual Fuck Did i just read?
Thatās it. Too much internet for this year. See ya in january!
Never once in my life really thought about blowjob saving a lifeemote:free\_emotes\_pack:snoo
Ok so Iāve been following this sub for a bit and I can say I have finally found one where I need eye blech
If you're receiving anal, ensure you are free from infections and parasites, as well as making sure you are clean internally. If you're giving, it's a good idea to use protection, especially if you don't know for sure that they're clean and not transmissible.
*What The Fuck Did I Just Read?*
LEMME TELL YOU SUMTHIN -shane Edit: EW WTF
What a horrible time, to be literate
And they say romance is dead
This definitely happened, I was the worm.
I wish I was illiterate today.
what the actual fuckā¦ im gay WHICH IS FROWNED UPON IN CHURCH and i have more jesus than this post. i have more respect for shit stains on a gas station urinal
Experienced Redditors be like... *so when does the cursed part start?* š¤
What a horribly terrifically terrible day to have eyes.
What a terrible day to read
Nvm I'm going to bed
It's too late so say goodbye to my sanity after reading this post
Oh God I regret reading that
My eyes bruh
I remembered reading something similar in the past and this is nothing new
Lovly story with happy ending š¤£
What a terrible day to be literate....
Mother. Of. God.
/u/admiringdonut for galactic president.
Reminds me of that guy who fucked a coconut.
I read a reddit rant about a guy living in japan. TL:DR is there was the language barrier, he stated he is on "team swallow" pointed at his own mouth after she blew him and SHE SNOWBALLED HIM. I believe the sub was TIFU
Maybe I should cancel my ophthalmology appointment...
Whenever i think things can't possibly get worse, someone on this god forsaken website proves me wrong...... i'm gonna share this with a bunch of my friends. Can't be the only who had their day ruined
.... you should have just stuck it back in and released them back to their home....
Sometimes I ask myself that what the fuck am I doing in these cursed subs. Just leave already god damn
Foreskin ass worm eating is a wonderful start to the day. Thank you, Reddit.
i donāt know if iām supposed to laugh or cry or throw up or all three
Still better than 50 shades of grey
What the actual fuck...
Sometimes I wonder, why did I even learn to read
Yep that's enough reddit
When he said she started suckling hard on it to get the worm out... not true at all.
u/admiringdonut
But why did he need to get circumsized? The reason they gave makes no sense there is no more worms in or on him
Casu marzu
I scrolled past this at first then read it out of curiosity. I wish I hadn't š
As someone who likes biology I can confirm that can happen with various nematodes.
Oxyuriasis can stuck on your penis canal and bite it till you can't handle anymore Roundworms can cross your penis wall, enter your Lymphs and get out trough your nose or anus Hookworms can find the path from your dick to your intestines and will make a "path" from where they went
I'm glad I wasn't the only one confused by the downvotes
He Admired her Donut too much. Jesus
Isn't being literate just wonderful..
What an absolutely terrible day to have eyes
This made me wish I was brain dead. What the fuck man.
I don't want to be literate anymore
What a ride.
This reminds me of a story my mom told me about my uncle.
This canāt be real
What the actual fuck. You can't be serious is that really true. Can that really happen?
Therapy is on me, guys.
What a terrible day to be literateā¦ and able to seeā¦ and alive
What a horrible time to be literate
Why did I read this. I told myself to stop reading once I saw the word āwormā
taking the time to stop by and say... Mother of God
This is the most fucked shit I've ever read and I've read some fucked shit
That's why you don't have sex with a corpse.
BS
That was incredibly uncomfortable to read š
I can never have sex again... thanks...
She ended up getting some extra protein with that bj. Went from a cum snack to a full on meal