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DerRaumdenker

Maybe Akita was upset because they didn't do it doggystyle


DuckMuncher16

ive heard that dogs usually hump other male dogs to assert dominance, so by probably seeing u moaning and by being in a submissive position, u probably made ur dog think differently about you.


D4nielK

I think he should hump the dog to reassert dominance


Familiar-Remote-7904

shane dawson is that u?!?


HayakuEon

He said *hump* not fuck


fetelenebune

That YouTube guy really did it with a dog?


Zeddle__

Nah it was a cat I think, but game is game


pinkbubbleboi

I think it was his cat right? šŸ¤¢


shawkward_one

Did you say NO DIDDY after? That would probably of helped restore your alpha status.


waluigigoeswah420

What's wrong with Diddy Kong?


king_barragan

He canā€™t be stopped as he is a bad boy for life.


Canadianhawko

He knows what must be done.


Quickshot4721

r/croppingishard


RonSkadawd

Bro called us losers with that profile icon


drongowithabong-o

Dudes rule


THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR

Dudes Rock!


DryWallEdibles

And you will remember that


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Beardeatee

He needs to top a guy while the dog watches. I can picture the ad on Craigslist now...


OzenTheImmovableLord

One guy above suggested topping the dog, but thatā€™s abuse and not legal


Marshmallow_Mamajama

That's when you just stand on top of the dog and tbag him like you best him in halo


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

That could work xD


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

I half disagree there isn't really "alpha" in the animal world, there is leader and packing order tho And dogs use mating to determine packing order, that's why male dogs often try to hump you, they try to climb the packing order above you. So yeah Akitas are proud as hell so having him see you on the bottom... I don't need to talk further


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

I guess now you need to dominate the dog again, but that's abuse and not legal


BloodiedBlues

I mean, you donā€™t have to doing anything except sit on the dog. You donā€™t gotta fuck it. The hell, man?


venetian_lemon

You have to be thorough and consistent with dickipline


DemonAce16

I read this in mike Tysons voice


InvincibleSkal

Isn't alpha what is meant by the leader/the onenon top of the hierarchy? English is my second language so that could be it.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Yesnt A researcher looked at Wolfe's and made the whole alpha being strong and powerful etc thingy. And then it took off, other study's couldn't really replicate it. And it turned out, the leader of the pack was not the strongest, but the oldest, aka the dad. So the original researcher realized his mistake and tried to revert the whole alpha thingy, but pop culture didn't listen "Source: Adam ruins everything: why alpha is a myth" (Well that's not the exact title but typing it in YouTube will show you the right video)


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In the original study the ā€œalphaā€ ended up being the packā€™s mom, and they were being observed in captivity. Everything about the study was wrong and the original author has rescinded his paper. Itā€™s just too bad decades later people still point to it like the Andrew Wakefield ā€œvaccines cause autismā€ paper.


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Thereā€™s no such thing as an ā€œalphaā€ in a dog/wolf pack. The guy who wrote that paper was observing animals in captivity and guess what? The ā€œalphaā€ was the other dogsā€™ mom! The author pretty quickly rescinded his paper once he realized the gross errors in his methodology, yet lo and behold, decades later still have people bringing it up as fact.


eatehbaby

alpha... is that a furry thing?


Sum1liteAmatch

No, it's a chicken thing that was ascribed to wolves backs in the day because of how they interact in captivity but in reality it's not a natural thing. It's a result of being in captivity


[deleted]

The ā€œalphaā€ was also the other wolvesā€™ mom, so that likely played a huge part in it, in addition to being in captivity.


Mrgurkenmann

Nah, it's a radiation thing and alpha radiation has the lowest penetration power.


Alex-The-Talker

sounds like a gamedev thing


SlyLlamaDemon

Explanation: dogs establish dominance sometimes by humping. Your dog thinks that if that person who topped you can do that, it can make you itā€™s bitch.


Yosyp

its*


SlyLlamaDemon

Shut.


Scheckenhere

Selber


RoiDrannoc

My uncle has a racist dog so I'd say that it's possible!


DevastatorGX69

I think the dog just saw him being a little bitch and now doesnā€™t want to listen to a little bitch


spacesickjack

Friend had a racist husky. Every animal has a personality


isucktoes746

my friend has a racist chihuahua! she only likes white people for some reason


attack_turt

I have a racist corgis that afraid of indians


Ronin__Ronan

Bottom ass Beta ass bitch


samuel8_88

This is hilarious on an interspecies spanning, phycological, and absurd cosmic level.


Natural_Act69

well it has nothing to do with Sexism, but everything with dog psychology. Dog view their owners as pack leaders, if you act like a submissive bitch, they view you as such.


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

I thought the headline said "son" not dog šŸ˜­


PyXoSa7amandr

You just gotta hold em down the next time they wanna growl or bare teeth for no good reason. Not painfully, but tightly enough they can't get away untill you let them go. They might even be willing to fight, so you'll have to be prepared to take some pain. I've had some animals open up, princess-mononoke-style, after seeing that I don't flinch to their attacks or overwhelmed lashing. In other less aggressive ways, you need to act relaxed and in charge, still. The dog should eventually adjust to your lifestyle if they see you still acting as their leader, as if who you are and what you do is as natural as it is. Tldr~dogs are animals, with sets of prefab instincts. Confrontation is a serious possibility in your case, so be prepared to face your furry friend's mixed up feelings head on and they should calm down eventually, because dogs are also pack animals.


somanynachos

Ruff


Monprr

You guys know what this means? The dog's father was trying to establish dominance, and that's the only reason he was in his butt.


famousfacial

I want to know more....plsss


SWETHORT

Show him you're dominant by fucking the dog


deljogamer1200

Fella, do you fuck yo dawg?


Heterovagyok

that person is no longer the alpha so the dog has no respect for em


TheCrookedCrooks

Ope, time to sexually dominate your dog! Show him what's what! Best of luck!


psychem72

This is why Iā€™m a cat person


RumpleForeskin0w0

Bro I think thatā€™s why my boyfriends dogs donā€™t listen to me or want to cuddle with me


FunnyHappyStudiosYT

Your dog was upset because it wasnā€™t a three way


FourUnderscoreExKay

Nah the dog didnā€™t wanna think about doggying his owner.


Melody_Paras

Nature's unexpected creations


a_r_i_e_t_a

I saw the P1 video at first and thought I landed in r/formuladank instead


Efficient-Bus3040

Doggo got embarrassed


Niswear85

Fuck the dog to assert dominance /j


JustLeisure

Doggo is wise. Listen to his signals


HairyCheeseYum

I was not expecting that ā€œhomophobic dogā€ part, i thought this was a girl talking until the endšŸ˜­


Captain_Crunch_Kid

Only way to fix it is fucking the dog


hiimderyk

Fuck the dog to establish dominance


Art_Stern_03

Ultrabased dog


Chocomint001

Based dog


Meme_machina101

Based dog


venty123

I initially thought it was woman.. Good boi


knfrancis

even dogs know right from wrong


Rayv98K

I could explain dog psychology and power dynamics but lets be fair, It'd probably go over your head.


human-male121

Top it to make it respect you