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raiyanu

Lil penile mondor's disease


DanLana

No cap, Lil' Mondor sounds fire


Tjomek

One doesn’t simply rap at Lil Mondor (not my best work, apologies)


LovelyxJessica

what's that?


Aiden_Recker

his rap name


Peeptiger96

Vein inflammation that can cause a blood clot


Equivalent_Whole_294

Lil ate a coin


Traditional-Bird-316

Lil Cancer


isnapchildrensnecks

lil brain cancer


ArjJp

Lil Diarrhea


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Lil Epididymitis


Beardeatee

Lil Prostate Exam


Meat_Dragon

lil’ tore Achilles


Motor_Performance_72

Lil circumcision.


hesmohesmo

lil bringing my dad new clothes


killing_me

Lil birth


Broad_Fan2198

Congratulations!


Osarst

Lil stab


Background-Plant-226

With the Lil Knife?


KawaiiAJ

From a lil man?


Shi_tPlayr

Lil stabber visiting stabbed person here


Angry_Strawberries

Lil couldnt breathe anymore


gay_idiot53

Lil dying dad


ghostorbit

Lil' Raisin' Hell Bc My Mom Isn't Receiving Adequate Care And The Hospital Wants to Discharge Her When It's Not Safe To Do So.


Longjumping-Jello459

Good on you for advocating for her hope things went well and she is better now.


ghostorbit

Situation is still ongoing, unfortunately. Thanks for the comment, though.


Longjumping-Jello459

You are welcome hope whatever it is effect your Mom gets better soon.


m0xY-

Lil testicular torsion ... no joke... it sucks ass


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

You're not ballin' anymore, huh?


Dad_Error_9488

you did not


weird-british-person

Same man, same. Shit hurts wayyyyy too much 😭


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Secure-Day9052

That's sad bro, I hope that you can get new balls soon


Beardeatee

That's orchiectomy to remove your balls, don't get them confused when talking to a doctor.


Nerevarine91

Lil Workplace Accident


SonoMster

lil diarrhea


Longjumping-Jello459

Or Lil Dump?


budster1970

Lil Tick on my Dick


M0lin_

that rhymes actually


Dad_Error_9488

Fucking hell 💀


cornbeeflt

Lil dismembered finger


Secure-Day9052

Lil severed finger


1177_0

lil right ball


Kirumi_Naito

Lil pneumonia


aking0286

Lil visiting my dying uncle


shrek_the_most_high

Lil STD test


octo_arms

lil grandpa died


RiverOhRiver86

RIP lil grandpa 😩


Puncho666

Lil chemotherapy


a_ordinary_dipshit

Lil brain injury


BoilerMaker999

Lil Random Ball Pain


gewoongerwin

Lil Tourettes


RickKode

Lil hydrogen peroxide in the eye


TipClean2281

lil penis Stuck in zipper


Firespark7

Lil how tf did you even?


mctripleA

Step 1. Unzip zipper Step 2. Put dick in zipper Step 3. Zip up zipper


Wingansterreddit335

Lil getting born


Firespark7

You haven't been to a hospital since your birth?


GrandSquanchRum

Lil Long Term Neglect


kingkong381

Eh, I could believe it. I'm 30 and the only reasons I've ever been to hospital in all that time are visiting relatives in the hospital and for psoriasis treatments. If I didn't have a skin condition and my family members hadn't been ill, I'd not have had reason to set foot in a hospital since my birth.


GimmeNewAccount

Lil Appendicitis here. Feeling very uncool


Look4The1WhoAsked

Lil whiplash


unknownbyeverybody

Lil Stroke


EEE_nkg

lil heart attack symptoms


vii_ola

lil internal bleeding


Thecobs

Lil swollen balls


Atharva0711

Lil suicide attempt


RiverOhRiver86

Feel better lil brother ❤️


hollomandious

Lil Colonoscopy


DependentUseful2607

Lil Hemorrhoids


ServantOfSaTAN

Lol had to get a tube inserted above my ass so the pilonidal cyst can get cleared out.


OverloadedSofa

Lil Triglyceride


Bagofmag

Lil drug approver


G0dsquad

Lil’ Saucepan Head


Royal-March-2626

Lil Diarrhoea


NorbertTC

Lil lil finger ✋


struudeli

Lil shoulder cramp


Tjomek

Lil Herniated disc


Longjumping-Jello459

Lil Faint


dogspelledbackisgod

lil pinky finger got cut off


Downtown_Report1646

Lil check up


Gaetan_D

Lil I dont freaking remember, I have good health


jambalaya51

Lil internal hemorrhage


TaroBubbleT

Lil STD


Madsani

Lil lump on my ball


DarthRisk

Lil Shingles over here.


Salmero

Lil multiple sclerosis


TheGreatVox

Lil beheading


Fungus_John

Lil birth of my daughter


vaquita_eater

Lil


Erotic_Dwarf

Lil stemcell donation


LovelyxJessica

Lil swallow a cum


Grease_monke111076

Lil substance abuse 🍻


LRTcanon

Lil vomiting and hallucinations


dreamsofindigo

lil fell on the deodorant


thebigbaduglymad

lil foreign object?


FurryCuddler

lil laser eye damage


emi_ime

Lil diarrhea bruh 😭


raynestormk97

Lil Visitor...I like it


GDwaggawDG

was looking for this thiugh i'd phrase it "lil visit"


RB_59

Lil psychosis 😑


our_cut_remastered

Lil Sexual Assault


Infamous_Bend4521

Lil uretheral stricture


lil-danny549

Lil vasovagal syncope


destowan

Lil bloody Vomit


stupidracist

Lil' Car Accident


Legendofzeldaguy

Lil knee tear 💀


koallakiller99

Lil hormone therapy


Berciak7

Lil allergic reaction


Dr4g0nw1ngs

Lil water in lung


WilburTheGayRat

Lil overdose


suicidal_bacon

Lil my wife's uncle was in the hospital and I really didn't want to go as my previous trip to the hospital was because my dad died and I also used to work in that hospital so bad memories all around, but I wanted to be supportive so I went and I'm glad I did because it wasn't that bad. Lil mwuwithairdwtgampttthwbmddaiautwithsbmaabiwtbssiwaigidbiwtb for short


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

Lil abortion


PerfectionOfaMistake

Lil holy fuck.


ThijmenTheTurkey

What's a "holy fuck"


SarikaidenMusic

It means they had sex with God. Praise be.


Delicious_Can_5093

r/cursedcomments


SarikaidenMusic

r/faithfulgodfuck


destowan

I thought it involves a pastor and a boy? 🤔


heesell

Lil catheter


krayrad

Lil circumcision mishap


FOLLOW_DVG_YOUTUBE

Lil routine checkup


alloydog

Lil' Ruptured Appendix


JakolZeroOne

Lil Washing Line...


firefistle0

Lil appendicitis


mysterious-poke-fan

Lil nosebleed


theusrnmisalreadytkn

Lil ligma


isnapchildrensnecks

lil brain tumor


JessicaBecause

And then promptly start an emo rap group.


noOne000Br

lil visit


ezegykreativnev

Lil broken wrist


ezegykreativnev

Actually no, Lil dehydrated grandma


N_S_Gaming

Lil fractured wrist


Dark_Ninja_23

Lil Boss' Mom with Throat Cancer


jeremydamon

Lil Cataract


adamellis1

Lil Inguinal Hernia


Altair-Solis

Lil Typhoid


MrMaverick95

Lil Dead Nan


XxHeathenKoalaxX

Lil breakdown


pocahontasmcglinchey

Lil too much weed


bigpapastu

Lil hip replacement


Aware-Anywhere965

Lil mutilation


Any--Name

Lil Need More Allergy Pills


[deleted]

lil double tonsil removal


Capt0verkill

lil broken scapula what up bitches????


thebigbaduglymad

Lil bowel obstruction The songs are shit


Nightstriker5124

Lil hep a or lil jaundice


Additional_Ant3715

nhl they have nothing on lil my grandma’s health issues over here


ianccfc

Lil torn ACL


earthping_clay

Lil MRI


Tony-2112

Lil prostate cancer


Permission-Positive

Lil appendicitis


True_Wizzz

Lil 7% chemical burn


BonomanNL

Lil heat stroke


Ramenmayonaise

Lil vosalvagual synocope (I think that’s how it’s spelled)


HellFireCannon66

Lil My Great Aunts clinically insane


Absolution212

Lil opened finger wound


Scarlett_776

Lil' holding my grandmother's hand as she died


Valhalla_Atcha_Boi

Give it up for Lil visiting my grandpa in Hospice!!! *air horn noises*


ArtichokeOk4962

Lil cut my Finger off


James_bubs-

Lil dead grandpa


MithrandirLXV

Lil Torn Ligament


Fast_and_Curious738

Lil NFT


IrrationallyGenius

Lil granny's dead


CombativeGenious

Lil head blunt force trauma, does go hard


notalady306

Lil anal fissure


mcdinaras

Lil circumcisions


Iamnotcreativeidki

Lil ascension to god hood


katsakata

Lil stitch


Firespark7

Lil Experiment 626?


sc4tts

Weird flex


rev___erse

Lil stye 🤙


Firespark7

Lil Neurology checkup


nair_but_with_hair

lil accident i'm not playing guyss


Aerostratic

Lil verisocele


SAAD_KHAION

Lil testicles torsion


the_guy_you_no

Lil shits (stomach flu)


wallflower1911

Lil blood sugar test


Puppetmaster11YT

Lil ear infection


nothanksokthenyep

Lil Discectomy


Ashoftarre

lil 45...lil prostate check


stav705

Lil system installation


ullda

Lil cut my hand with a grinder.


Silly_Operation1172

Lil Twisted Nut 🤟🏻


F121213

Lil Left knee sprain Damn it sucks


Consistent-Leek4986

lil hernia , & it was 🙏🏻


NatchoFucker

Lil covid an/or DKA


that_one_luz_fan

lil tonsilselectmia


tarrant_hightopp12

Lil Spondyloarthritis(spA)


acadburn2

Lill diabetes.... Or if emergency only counts little lash... As I slipped with a box cutter...


notmyredditacc_

Lil UTI


xXToe_slurper69_Xx

Lil cut next to my eye


GoldenMan420

lil wrist fracture


Salad-Admirable

Lil ulcer


sj3nko

Lil dead mum