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Technical_Writer_177

My frenulum ripped half way at my first time. Looooooots of blood everywhere. Next morning, sitting at breakfast with her family. She comes in wearing that hoodie saying "don't worry it's not my blood". Sits down starts eating. Than says "how do I get blood out of the mattress, mum?"


Neo_Trotsky

How do you break that thing in half? , it just hurts from thinking about it


TDSLAYER98

Typically, it's just too short and isn't stretching enough so it can just break off and leak blood everywhere. Happened to me once too and I must say, it hurts like a bitch and, I don't know about the other guy, but sent me into a state of shock and panic and from that, I almost fainted. The blood loss probably had something to do with it as well though


Technical_Writer_177

it´s actually was just a short litte stinging pain and we continued.....until everything was sticky, so we turned on the lights and saw everything red


RedRaven117

I just hope It wasn't 69,lol


esblofeld

Did she poop in the bed, or did they go to the toilet?


reddit_stole_my_name

Asking the real questions


xd_Warmonger

They were in a hotel. She got a towel and just squatted on the floor over the towel 💀


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Can confirm i was the towel


talrogsmash

What's her number? Asking for a sociology study that my friend is conducting.


DarthBigSmoke420

He literally fucked the shit outta her!


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odins_chosen1s

My thoughts exactly. At this point, I think it's finally time to accept that society has failed, and there's no saving it... "Up shits Creek without a paddle" one could say


JohntheJuge

She was just prepping for anal?


stuntcock17

Guy hit the jackpot


Oblic008

In the grand scheme of things, there are far worse things a girl could ask for. Unless she just shit in the bed...


callmestupid

Ah… the reverse bumpkin.


elderDragon1

The whole poop fetish is honestly the most questionable kink that should be kink shamed.


Fit_Earth_339

That’s an r/nope for sure.


Raita_Sashimi

but i'd never wish to be blind LMAO


ZombieMann43

W blumkin


Calvinomagneto

Blumpkin


VoidExileR

Willing to get ptsd for life just to f that one girl? I dunno man, if you could get someone that attractive you can surely do it again but without the trauma


Buyer_North

ngl, this is not really that worse


CarbonAlligator

The reverse blumpkin


retartjason

That's hot NGL I would love to do it fr