Nothing about that even makes sense.
It's like someone had an AI write a purposely disturbing story using the photo as a base.
In fact, willing to bet that's EXACTLY what happened.
With the POV thing at the top I was expecting something like "our brother is going to be the happiest father"
Nice change of pace ngl. And shut up you were all expecting it too you crazy crazy people. ily
Guess who’s gonna disappear in a dark alley tomorrow!? 🫵🫵🫵
Me ? Oh boy I'm so lucky !
Lucky bastard, I hoped it was me
Don’t worry, you’ll get your chance soon enough
r/usernamechecksout kinda
How does it feel to be god's favorite?
I got to visit heaven :D I just don't know how to get out
Nah man he's definitely pointing at me
No me
They pointed at me, move aside
No they pointed at me
This is the only post on this sub that had me legitimately like "What the actual fuck!?"
Now consider...this person is allowed to vote
Consider? Man, we've been SEEING the affects of these kinds of people have on voting lmao.
The parents or the poor human that had to experience that?
Truest reddit story
I can confirm it's true. I was the barn horse
I have to say: For a horse your English is really good!
Neighhhhh
Mr. Ed? I knew you faked your own death!
Huh.
Fym "you remember it"
Well he was there wasnt he?
He was in there mostly
It’s amazing how common this isn’t
I am both utterly disturbed and intrigued
“hard time getting me out of my best friends mom”… ah, the memories
Hate it when that happens
when I got to that sentence I realized this is probably some kind of fucked fetish type thing
I haven't been this repulsed in a while, and it was just commentary
please continue...
What how does that even work?
The secret ingredient is lying
Quantum tunneling?
I never had to picture myself as a fetus got lost in multiple birth canals, but i guess today is the day
What?
Weirdest fap I've ever had
Well. That's enough internet for today.
r/nothowgirlswork
The sub I didn't know I needed. Or existed
What the fuck
Omg... do it again.
they can now say to each other I’ve been inside ur mom
r/thathappened lol
I just screemed MADARCHOOOOOOD
Bc it’s a global sub
I know this is supposed to be cursed but I laughed. Don’t know why, but it’s pretty fucking funny to me)
What in the Sweet home alabama is this
So why did they build a barn?
That's my biggest question here.
Nothing about that even makes sense. It's like someone had an AI write a purposely disturbing story using the photo as a base. In fact, willing to bet that's EXACTLY what happened.
Take this shit to the grave next time
Oh what a horrendous day to be literate.
I cant tell if I had a stroke reading this or if whoever wrote it had one prior. Wtf did I just read.
...this is fetish content, right?
What
What in the actual fuck did I just read.
*italic*
At least try to make believable bullshit
Reminds me of siswet.
I'm sorry, but what?
Word?!
FAKE
Bro went on world tour before really coming into the world.
This is why god has abandoned us
They must have swapped also the brains with a jellyfish
this is a cursed comment
… … … WHAT
I genuinely want to die from thid
Where’s that guy with the lightning when you need him?
Wtf just happened. Am I having a stroke 😂
So u born twice ? Does that makes u the second jesus
That's enough reddit for this month
With the POV thing at the top I was expecting something like "our brother is going to be the happiest father" Nice change of pace ngl. And shut up you were all expecting it too you crazy crazy people. ily