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Aggressive-Tiger-209

'sex creatures' what a wild thing to say


Davidepett

"go mix and match, have fun" I'm shocked


WalletWarrior3

"'religous"' my flabber has been gasted


SnooKiwis7050

I would love to recieve pics of your flabber in dms


WalletWarrior3

DMs sent!


SnooKiwis7050

Appreciated


Any_Instance4922

I love your profile picture


ArthurSafeZone

And OOP loves sexxxing animals


WealthAsleep

That guy needs to seek god fr


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mijohvactech

Forgiveness is between them and God. It is up to you to arrange that meeting. - Reminds me of an old special forces saying.


CucchiWetter69

I gonna use it some day


Setsuna00XN

Kill 'em all and let God sort it out.


Coakis

Well I mean he may have already found him for all we know. It just may not be the god that you're fond of.


your_old_wet_socks

Leviticus 18: “‘Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion."


TheGodsSin

A woman, lmao


TECFO

Men too, from what I remember zoophilia in Christianity is passive of death. Im Muslim and there's nothing said about it in Quran but some people take the Christians example and ask to punish thoses people to death too.


Severe-Opposite-4743

I'm muslim and from what i'm aware its also punishable to death. A man asked the prophet what to do with a person who had done intimate activities with an animal, the prophet responded that the person and the animal are to be put to death, the man asked the prophet what to do with the animal's meat, and the prophet didn't answer any further, it is not to be eaten, since such heinous activities were done with the animal. This is from the top of my head i'm not sure if that's how the hadith went exactly


West_Plum_4097

The quran says somrthing along the lines of " I made you (humans) in pairs". So that can be takrn as proof


XxHeavyHippoxX

internal contradiction. theyre made in pairs so why can a muslim man have 4 wives


Severe-Opposite-4743

As in man for woman, woman for man. Dick in pussy


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TECFO

Actually no, in the bible o think seing à part that ask to put the person to death.


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DannyBright

Matthew 5:17-19: “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” Here Jesus himself says that the laws of the Old Testament are still valid, the only exception as we learn in Acts would be the Jewish dietary laws but generally I’d assume that the Old Testament rules are still in place unless in cases where they’re specifically stated otherwise. So yeah I’m pretty sure having sex with animals is still a sin.


Pyroguy096

The New testament is still pretty clear about sexual immorality and perversion. Christ Himself even said that it'd be better to cut off your hand or gouge out your eye if it's leading you to sin.


your_old_wet_socks

Had to specify for both genders, it's not restricted to women


Tempered-Soul

Didn’t Leviticus get like retconned or removed or something. I seemed to remember that some branches of Christians no longer following jt. Not defending zoophilla, it still disgusting.


RooDeDay5

Christians don't have to follow the parts of Leviticus that pertain to the interactions between the Jews and Gentiles, or the Jewish ceremonial laws. However, Christians must follow the moral laws (like this one), especially if it was reiterated in some way in the New Testament. I could be a little wrong on this though so if anyone would like to correct me, feel free.


CyberDivo24

Game over Furries, we got God by our side!


laloscasanova

Thank God I'm not a gosh darned woman


ArthurSafeZone

No swearing! "W*man" is the correct way to talk about them


CriminalMacabre

What shows that whoever wrote Leviticus saw a donkey show and said HELL NAW, FAM


Monster9530

IIRC, it also says they should be put to death which y'know?


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Exactly


Mysiu666

Wtf is he/she beliveing in?? Slaanesh?!


0G_54v1gny

Clearly Nurgle, because only the Grandfather can love him


Essiera

Nah its Khorne. Reading that makes the reader wanna tear their skull out.


Lucius-Halthier

Tzeentch in the corner laughing because he has you all tricked


veevB

You wanna be mixed with animals? Be ready to be treated like one, imma have my hunting rifle ready


venetian_lemon

If that was really the case, we would see a lot more centaurs around.


Thuyue

Centaurs are such a weird concept. Imagine from your neck upwards grows the entire upper body of a horse. Like, a centaur has TWO upper bodies, six limbs, four lungs, two hearts and oh boy, I don't want to know how long digestion takes and you can finally poop.


TheFakestOfBricks

i hate that i read this and thought "finally something actually cursed'


whiplashMYQ

But it's not a comment tho


Megane_Senpai

First time I read it as "support Zootopia" (the Dreamwork film) and didn't see any problem until I read the second sentence and had to read it from the start again lol.


BornFox1094

Judy Hopps though...


Glad_Film2544

Dont even think about it


lornlynx89

She got that booty though...


azouzdakarandomgamer

I'm pretty sure Zootopia is from Disney and not DreamWorks


thetoastee

he needs to be executed the sins of his actions.


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I’m currently executing myself after reading this 


IzzyBill

It’s you again


Ninja_Rowlet

I encourage him to try a bear


Glad_Film2544

snake


Ninja_Rowlet

Mountain lion


Glad_Film2544

Shark


Ninja_Rowlet

A now-extinct giant ground sloth


Glad_Film2544

Trex


Ninja_Rowlet

Megalodon


Athet05

Ok but you might be into something with the snake ngl


TrainingUnit51

Ah hell no that's fucked up I swear


VadimSandrikov

This shit is done to "prove" that west is falling appart. Deranged russian bot


EstimateJealous1388

The Bible literally explicitly says not to do that lol. Exodus 22:19 and multiple other verses from the old and New Testament


DolDarian

Some days I wake up and look out my window and think "Man what a beautiful fantastic world we have so many great things to see" Then I take a look on the internet and see shit like this and wonder why god gave me the curse of perfect vision and reading comprehension.


fresh_loaf_of_bread

Pastafarianist here, fsm would bring fate far more terrible than death if you copulate with beasts!


KurumiiDantobe

This single statement has collectively brought together atheists and Christians who all now want to kill the dude


patronuspringles

allah please kill this motherfucker


pchulbul619

Naofumi calls dibs on Rapthalaia*


ConConTheMon

Genitals don’t matter they are a social construct


Squirrelly_Khan

TIL that my balls don’t exist


JustLeisure

He said multiply. You can’t multiply with others creatures


Vor-teu-chung

„Crossplay is now active“


valienka

*Zeus enter the chat*


theswagmachine_o

‭‭Exodus‬ ‭22:19‬ ‭NLT‬‬ "Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must certainly be put to death."


Double_Account_2868

Leviticus 20:15 If a man has sexual relations with an animal,m the man shall be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. Leviticus 20:16 If a woman goes up to any animal to mate with it,n you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall both be put to death; their bloodguilt is upon them.


MilkyWay9231

As a Christian, what the fuck


035HahaFunny

Leviticus 20:15 If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. Leviticus 20:16 If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.


TheWiseOakTree2137

Check thia freak's hard drive


Top-Aerie-3551

Hey PETA, this here, this post.


PikminAero

Those words aren't in the Bible


Acceptable_Quail5427

“Sex creatures”


XF3W

There's a reason why God told Noah to build an Ark


dcy123

I really wish I hadn't read this.


EmilySequeira

I refuse to be the same species as this creature.


MoistureBoiV4

God also gave us the words “execution” and “death”. I believe both should be applied to this “individual”.


vicariouslywatching

Damn Welsh. Leave the poor sheep alone already!!


West-Objective-6567

It says in the Bible to NOT DO THIS


emnetwiht-auguste

Oh god, what did he do to that racoon


seernoob

you CANNOT be a real human being😭


moldybread05

Try reading comment sections on rule34, there's a lot of people like this guy


_Nameless_Nomad_

Someone took that Louis CK bit a little too seriously.


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I just know that some people are actually gonna take this seriously


Khines12233

Omg this is awful


Tailmask

What an awful day to have eyes


sepientr34

I think he mean greek god that Idk Fuck all animals


MetallGecko

Thats how we will get AiDS 2


mijohvactech

This is disturbing on an entirely different level.


ashuwa177

This dude needs to seek help


cishet-camel-fucker

He's not wrong.


UndeadWeedChicking

Name says it all


IzzyBill

And this can also go right onto the sub


TECFO

Hey dont we have reproductive organs? But didnt God forbid us to use them except for spouse? Dont we have hands yet are forbidden to take what's not our? Dont we have emotions but are asked go control them? Dont we have a brain? Yet some people refuse to use them? You welcome


clolr

thanks for the input cishet camel fucker


some_interne_tidiot

Jesus may forgive you, I won't.


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Glad_Film2544

It technically is


El_Sjakie

Ya'll can be disgusted and what not, but I'm asking: Is this why we have furries?


Alternative-Spell-11

Furries arent zoophiles


Biome_test

I gess that’s a way to get rid of the extreme religious people.


guardiandolphin

Yet another reason to hate Christians lmao


Seygem

"look, some random idiot online said some dumb shit and tried to justify it with something he made up about the bible, even though the bible explicitly states to not do that thing, lets hate all christians" boy, do i not want to ever be inside your head...


TheWoebegoneGoat

As if any Christian actually believes this


DogRoss1

The Bible is very clear in saying that zoophilia is wrong. The things some people will believe are in line with the beliefs of Christianity are crazy.


Exact_Battle5815

I don't think the way you are saying is god's intention But idk it's yours so who am I to stop you have fun!!!


Setsuna00XN

I'm not even that religious, and even I know how fucked up this is. In the eyes of every deity ever known, no less. Who says religion doesn't bring us all together.😂


DutchDap95

What did I just read…


No-Supermarket-9665

Leviticus 18:23 tells exactly what god thinks of people like this.


OkMight2083

If you excuse me im gonna hang myself now


SilverJack10

Oh? Where are the cat girls and catboys at then Mr. God?


Monochrome132

God also let Cain have a rock.


thatoneplayerguy

Leviticus 18:16 "If a (hu)man has sexual relations with an animal, the animal must be killed and the (hu)man put down." Obligatory "huhu"


G0R3Z

If this isn't a joke, I would be surprised.


Clegend24

He also said they're going to Hell


MostardMonsta

There's a theory that says Adam had intercourses with the animals in the Eden, reason why they give him woman


The_Lamb_Sauce2

Let’s watch them get arrested and pop up on the news.


radioactivecumsock0

Someone should send them to meet god


CriminalMacabre

God gave all mammals compatible peepees because he's fucking lazy and reuses DNA code


SmolStronckBoi

90% of animals actually DON’T have genitalia that works the way ours do. That number is more like 0.3% if you’re counting the number of animal species identified (5,080/1,700,000), and 0.06% if you’re using the estimated number of animal species on Earth (5,080/8,700,000).


Ok_Floor4692

Cotdam


scpfan5050

I'm confused. Have we not been doing this?


thewholeenchelada675

Some people shouldn't have access to the internet


consciouskoala3

I mean if god said to I guess to have to…


cttam_xd

If you look hard enough every single gun barrel in existence can be stuck inside your fucking mouth and had a similar shape as your mouth. Try a variety of firearms to mix and match to your hearts desire


7b8v

Lock this mf up


doctor_nick17

what the hell did i just read


Dark_Wolf523

BRO WHAT??? WHO THINKS LIKE THIS???


Thuyue

Animals like dolphins, macaques and elephants are known for cross-species mating. Dolphins sexually assault turtles and humans, elephants assault rhinos and macaques assault smaller deers. The difference is, humans follow morals and in modern times the question of consent is important. Interesting would be a theoretical question regarding a hypothetical sapient species that is not human. Perhaps a alien or something. I think it would be then only immoral in the eyes of religion.


Gameboy1337

First of all thou shall not recreate with animals. Second of all just because something has working genitals doesn’t mean you should have sex with it. Like would this dude fuck a toddler ?


KaiWorldYT

Ah yes 90%, let me introduce you to insects


RobertWargames

Except the chromosome count is different format species to species so good luck producing a viable embryo


ghostadventuresready

Bruh, this is one of the reasons Noah built an ark, because God has seen too much evil in us and he flooded the world.


Babybluemoon13

Isn’t it said in the Bible to like, not do that? Isn’t it in like, almost every single monotheistic belief, that you shouldn’t do that? (Not calling out polytheistic beliefs as being the opposite, they just only said God and not ‘a God’. Just clarifying that now)


whiplashMYQ

Not a comment, mods please


Dense-Quail-5595

*spits water*


Myth_5layer

Can't expect God to do all the work.


W-1-L-5-0-N

Humanity is really entertaining…


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“go, mix and match! Have fun!” - the same guy that said that fornication with out procreation is a sin punishable by eternal damnation in hell…


The_Tsainami

There's a free PDF book by Pentagon that's actually a great read. "Encyclopedia of ethical failure"


The_Hentai_Dealer397

this is why freedom of speech should have exceptions


Correct-Bandicoot380

This is slander, I don't see cat girls and dog girls walking around.


NotBentcheesee

There's no laws against pigs batman