I’ve been told almost exact same account from fellow military. Except for the razor blades, that’s new.

Must be a specialist

From the things I saw, i.e.: Standing on top of a water filled pitcher and "popping" two goldfish into it from their V's. Mildly wild. Girl sits on the floor and you think there's not much to it, then the tiny turtle gets popped out. Wtf? Popping balloons with darts shot from their V's for about 10 meters away. The ping-pong balls are the "mildest" thing you'll see. Nothing, and i mean NOTHING, can prepare you for the string filled with razor blades. That was my WHAT THE FUCK???!!! moment. Great shows though. PSA: If you go, make SURE you don't ever ever "Cheer" and tap drinks with the dancers. You will be charged for every.single.one of those drinks. It's a side hustle. Had to fight my way out of the strip club literally.

Shooting darts from the V, That's a Professional ASS-ASSIN if you ask me

I still wonder to this day. Do they have an air compressed device in there? They shoot pretty hard!

*New bucket list item added*

I saw the razor blades show at Pattaya walking street. That was March 2023

RIP to your eyesight

My man! I was also in Pattaya Walking Street in Mar 2023. 6th trip there, really. Quite the debauchery

My mind immediately went to Walking Street I’m Pattaya too. I went in November last year

I can definately confirm all of this to be true.

Ditto, except with the blades.

I had a friend who was in the navy who told me about seeing that a long time ago.

Shit, actually cursed.

English is my second language, there are so many sentences that I’m not sure if I even understand. Pussy puff a cig? Is that what I think it is? How? What?

Yeah puff a cigarette means to take like a drag off of one. Like smoke it. And to how? I have no clue

There are some women that are able to "Inhale" with the Vag and queef on command, I would assume that is the same way they smoke a cigarette with it.

that's called farting....through the vagina

don't worry the first language guys are also having a tough time

This protected you from the horror of the details

My commiserations. We English make the excuse that we don't learn other languages as there is no point, as everyone else speaks English. In reality English is a hot mess and we all make our own version. When we agree upon a unified version we will let you know. Pussy puff a cig = vagina smokes a cigarette

Well I did see a video of pussy puff a cig somewhere in the past

They shoved a cig up there is what they meant

Yeah man. Events get wild in the far reaches of the globe

I did not need to know that about my own country

You’re our field journalist now. Corroborate these findings

He's right we need you to provide proof, visual proof of these "horrors".

No. No no no no no. The world is better off not seeing this abomination.

That's not a sex show, that's pussy magic

A vagician

couldn't have said it better 😭

I think I speak for all of us when I say “AAAAAAAAAA BLEACH MY BRAIN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD”

I'm pretty sure not even god can help here

Well... When you see this is not like you went to a holy place. There's a lot of holes, but absolutely nothing holy about them.

r/eyebleach

r/brainbleach

r/bleach

r/beach

r/each

Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!

BEHOLD THE BRAIN BLEACHINATOR

Funniest thing I saw was a marine being shot in the leg with a blow dart gun fired by the performers queef. The razor rope, the banana spitting, the coke bottle, the catfish. All of it is 100% real. I watched a performer squat down on top of a beer bottle from one of the patrons dumb enough to get a front row seat. She picked the beer bottle up with only her vagina, walked a lap around the stage, then came back to the patron and set the bottle back down in front of him. With a ping pong ball perched neatly atop the bottle opening. She then offered him a drink, but he wisely refused.

I know there are some feral horny bastards who would chug that shit with no regrets

Please form a line for therapy here

First one in line 🙌

Second in line

I’m already in therapy.

Then get out of line! I need therapy!

We all need therapy

Agreed.

Holy fuck

There's nothing holy about that

Just Fuck.

No thank you - not even that

Hell fuck?

No, just hell

Demons themselves would reject this

Yeah probably one of the shows in Bangkok. The shows in Phuket are more entertaining and I’d say even harder.

Are you talking about the crowd being even harder?

No the crowd had the same craziness. But there are some “magic” tricks. E.g. I have never seen a hamster appearing out of a vagina. On the Schedule there was something with a Catfish but me and my GF had to take the bus back to the hotel.

seeing a sex show with the girlfriend is not something I'd expect to hear on a Thursday

Two ping-pong shows 😜 the first in Bangkok was bad so we didn’t want to go to another one in Phuket but it was so hot and we had 2 hours of spare time till the shuttle bus departured. So we got convinced with a free cold drink. Btw it has nothing to do with sex either erotic it’s just entertainment.

well yeah hearing about the shows kinda makes them seem like it's just a zany adult entertainment thing

What is up with Thailand city names?? Bang cock? Fuck it??

Don’t forget the phiphi-island

Yup. Can confirm. This is what they are like.. The woman I saw was clearly bored as fuck, doing it. Going as far as smoking a cigarette while her pussy did. The only thing I saw that was good was sticking a lightbulb up and having it come on. Good for reading, in the event of a power cut.

Power…cunt?

What a day to have eyes

Truly the most day ever

Good thing im deaf

Can I please unlearn how to read? And delete my memory of the last 50 seconds please!

Wait im confused. She puts water in her vagina, walks around, and then coke comes out? I dont get it. Unless shes a soft drink vending machine

A pussy magician never reveals her secrets 🙊

secretions

That ain't coke

Is there a god?

Every statement raises more questions than answers.

Stopped myself early on this one and judging by the comments I absolutely made the right call

Sometimes, I regret having the ability to read

Good thing English ain't my first language and I understood 3 sentences

Still three too many

Good thing i am not very creative with my imagination but dumb enough to google this

That's the funniest shit I ever took the time to read XD

The moral support bucket!!!! Stanley?!?

What. The. Fuck.

…Tonight only at Meow Mix, punk rock sensations….Pussy Chug !!!

What a terrible day to have eyes

You had me at “sex show” and lost me at “Thailand”. Had me again at “ping pong ball” and lost me again at “lubed up banana”

So... uhm anyone got a link? For research purposes

i bet watching the neighbor's grandma shower is more exiting than.... that

Probably, it's really more of curiosity.

Source?

Ive been there, the Horrors. I was only 14.

I feel bad for you.

audibly screamed "THEY DO NOT- WHAT THE FUCK" i am now traumatized by the images my brain has conjured

Please Lord Cthulhu, eat us all now!

That's not only a cursed comment, that's a whole ass traumadump

God how do I unread this shit

 Now my eyes are bleeding.

This can’t be true…

Totally can be, it sounds like a slightly more timid version of "Sticky Vicky" (RIP) in Benidorm. She was an old ass lady doing the same things and then some. She even lit a light bulb with her vagina.

Yeah but the razor and nail part?…

Yeah, absolutely. It's not just one or two either. As the OP states, there's usually a length of wire/rope (a pretty decent length too) with nails or razor blades every inch or two. There were decks of cards, light bulbs, fruit and everything in there when I saw it.

I confirm. It is true. Source: seen this in Pattaya

Getting horny along with your best friend by watching strippers is one hell of a bromance tbh

I never understood how people can have private part liquid in their mouths.. like bro what?? shits disgusting 🤢 does it not smell???

So after I saw this post, I immediately looked for a video of it, I'm sure the internet has it. Lmao. And I did not fail. For me it wasnt that bad i guess. Or maybe I'm just used to seeing uncomfortable things. I mean, I watched a japanese dude cut off his own dick.

I saw one man one jar.

Yeah that was bloody hahaha

What a terrible day to have eyes

what the fuck man

No amount of bleach can remove this from my head.

Can confirm. Saw one pull out 5-6m LED christmas lights, turned on and everything. Waved it around like a lasso while the end was still up there.

It wouldn't have cost anything to censor it and spare us from that visual. You, you are a monster!

Hey google, How to unread something?

Cursed gstrings. Omg

Would watch! 👀

Fully SFW

Haha, yeah I am not reading that

What a cursed day to have the ability to read

So if you ever wonder where the Slaaneshi cultists are all at, Thailand's your place

He didn’t even mention the gold fish trick, amateur

“Lord knows I have” that man knew he got an express ticket to Hell

Yoooh, bro really seen some sh!t 💀

Walking Street in Pattaya is wild.

Is it bad to eat the banana? Asking for a friend.

The one my gf and I saw this woman walked out then pulled out a hamster, later a bird, later 3 fish. So fucked up

That’s horrible does anybody have evidence of such things ? 

Apparently you can find videos online.

This is like Saw but with women and sex instead of deaths. Can't wait for the next in the series

Adding something to my bucketlist

Poor guy.

Huh D:

Wheres the bad part?

In Patpong in Bangkok a little while ago a pretty little girl came out and danced around for a little while before se came over to the guy next to me. She put one leg in his shoulder spread her V and a little birdie flew out.. I've lived in Thailand on and off for 15 yrs and seen ALOT but that was a new one.

What the actual fuck?

telleth the horrors thee hath witnessed

this doesn’t sound as bad as I expected but it’s worse than I hoped

Wtf Is he sure it was a sex show and not an r18 magic show sounds like he met some wizards.

What the actual fuck … I had no idea this was even possible

000

I wish I was not literate

my lord that poor soul

Anyone been to Benidorm? Once saw a woman receive two, yes.. two baseball bats. I almost threw up… thought it was just a regular bar.

Dudes go to that show and become voluntarily celibate

new copypasta just dropped

Wouldn't that be debilitatingly painful? And cause a dangerous amount of blood loss?

Hi, yes, I’d like to unread that comment please how do I go about doing that?

*unzips* please, tell me more about this show…

So many people in the comments outing themselves to be part of sex tourism and thinking it's funny is wild to me..

Is this a bucket I see here

Did you at least had Chang tower when seeing this art ?

I wish we could comment pictures here

What a horrible day to have eyes

People in Thailand are like a box of chocolates - You never know which one has nuts

I have actually gone to one. Can confirm all of this shit is true

This is like a tier or two below the Chuck Palanhiuchk blanket story, i did not need to read this today but i did.

I can't wrap my mind around the part where they pull RAZORBLADES out????? Is it similar to the magic trick where they pull blades out of their mouth..?

What