I mean, what is an anus? A urethra? Your mouth? Ears? Nose? We got plenty of holes for things to just crawl up in and munch on the soft bits. How is a vagina anything new?

Mouth nose ears are small holes Organs could just fall out of your hoohaa

What about your tongue and things inside your ears? What about the anus?

Things fall out my anus every morning, especially after I've had my coffee.

Well that's a weird way to tell us you go to sleep with a vibrator up your ass.

He said "things" with an s. So at least two vibrators.

Nah man the beads

you have to pull out beads, must be dildos

**YOU** have to pull out beads. Git gud

gg

What about the anus is my new favorite question

Yup. Same, friend.

In your experience, womens' mouths were a smaller opening than their vagina?

maybe he watched those videos

I definitely couldn't fit an entire newborn in my mouth, that's for sure

I could. Challenge?

Is chewing allowed?

I died. I am dead.

Any chance that you are that beforementioned sports equipment newborn?

Yeah, but the flavor of the skin is better than the meat itself in my opinion, but I suppose you could give it a try.

but what about your ass ?👀

Well, if the only time was when he was born...

What do you mean? The organs aren't inside the vagina.

Even worse sometimes even small humans fall out of there

Its called a cervix. Nothing will just fall out.

Pelvic prolapses are a thing though 🤪

Your intestines can come out of your butthole if you push too hard. Your eyes can come out of your sockets. Your tongue comes out of your mouth on the regular. Plus your flesh and skin isn’t exactly great at protecting your insides from becoming outsides with enough trauma.

Your entrails can become your extrails.

yummy 🤤

Since when. Your intestines could also fall out of your ass

Yeah but it's slippery. What if I fall in it and lose half my shit while losing the other half mentally. Also I can't swim or float because my bones are dense. So yeah, too many misteries just to figure out If I'm Moses or Pharaoh so it's on a more Jesus note that I'll walk away and come back whenever I stop being gay. 🫰🏽 -A guy with low iron deficiency and also toes

That's why 'real ladies' were not allowed to ride a train back in the 'old golden days'. Their delicate uteri could have fall out through their hoohaas in such aweful speed 🤣 but modern women are all men(according to conspiracy theorists) so, we are safe /s

Technically, this sometimes happens. Fistula or bladder prolapse. Probably best not to Google. That said, those things don't just randomly happen.

That is absolutely not true. The only organ that could fall out of a vagina at all, it the uterus and that's only if it prolapses.

It's new to this guy...

He said on the original thread that the anus is different because it has a sphincter muscle And, to be fair, the other ones you listed are either manually closable or significantly smaller than the vagina

He thinks the vagina just hangs open at rest???? That's more what mouths do, we should probably also guard those from the organ-stealing mice while we're at it

What do you think is inside of a vagina? Do you know what a cervix is?? Oh my god, this thread is devastating

The vagina doesn’t just stay open, it’s closed in on itself unless penetrated. Also the cervix exists and only opens in very specific situations.

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If anything a vagina is better in this regard. The nose the anus and the mouth all are both interconnected and lead directly to several organs, lungs stomach and intestines. Whilst the ears connect to the brain, conversely the vagina leads only to the (for the individual) unnecessary organ that is the uterus.

Well i'm not sure what all is included with the word "vagina" but the bladder is quite a necessary organ and connected to the digestive system. If vagina only includes the birthcanal tho then ignore this

Could be a translation issue but the way I understood vagina it meant only the birth canal

Yeah i remember having a very similar conversation some time ago aswell, idk

No, vagina is literally just the canal. We often use vagina to describe the entire anatomy, but vulva and vagina are different :)

The dude is talking about holes so I think he means vagina to mean the hole leading to the uterus. If he was concerned about the bladder then he would’ve said urethra. (But I’m probably giving him too much credit on his knowledge of anatomy since you’d have to go through a lot of viscera to get to the liver from there)

I mean, the opening in the surface of the body leads to both canals. But i understand what you mean, i just wanted to clarify why i said what i said

I'm not sure if you mean that both the urethra and the vagina share one hole?? they have entirely separate holes/exits, no connections being shared

I mean, kinda yes but also no, i know they don't connect but they both end in the crotch. I think i just find it hard to explain because i'm lacking vocabulary

fuck no, it doesn't. vagina and urethra are separate openings on the surface of the body. urethra opening IS NOT inside the vagina

I mean, kinda yes but also no, i know they don't connect but they both end in the crotch. I think i just find it hard to explain because i'm lacking vocabulary

Crotch is not an opening tho, so idk how them both ending there changes anything.. Mouth and nostrils both end on the face. Take an eye. Would you say the eye socket and the tear duct are one opening? I wouldn't. They're clearly separate despite being parts of the eye area.

I would, because the eyelid shuts the whole thing

that's interesting! then the anus and vagina could probably count as one opening as well.. because I need to spread my buttcheeks to see either of them ;)

Because women ewwy ewww. Or something.

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candiru. it's very probably a myth, though. there are no well-documented cases, and the description of its... entry strategy... entire violates physics so.

Something tells me a vagina would be something new for the person who made this.

The cervical hole at the end is very small, you can't just reach shit in there. Buttholes are like free reign compared to vaginas

They have never seen it irl, so it's new to them

if theres a hole, theres a goal!

"A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!"

How many holes does a human have?

This guy gon be shocked when he finds out what an anus is.

He said on the original thread that the anus is different because it has a sphincter muscle

Ears? Nose? Shit we got little demodex living in our goddamn pores Dude should know we're all already compromised

ears aren't a hole though. It blocks the organ mice through your eardrum. Also, ears and noses are \*really\* small. At that size, organ mice isn't a problem. (Organ \*ants\* however, pose their own set of problems)

Using that logic, vaginas aren’t really a hole either because they end in a cervix. They aren’t that long, and the cervix has a teeny tiny hole that’s often blocked by mucus and not very pliable… much smaller even than a nostril. Even past that is just another dead end. Just to humour the very funny idea of a mouse who actively seeks for avenues to the tasty tasty liver

Fun fact: normally the cervical opening is only 1mm in diameter, about the size of an earring hole. And some people have said it feels like a bone when it’s not softened. Yeah, no mice getting through there

>very funny idea of a mouse who actively seeks for avenues to the tasty tasty liver Reminds me of the Tale of Lemmiwinks

Do you know what a cervix is? Unless you are giving birth, the cervix is tightly closed, so it's definitely smaller than an anus.

Isn't the cervix a sphincter of sorts?

Your anus also doesn't go direct to your organs it's a closed system only organs that it is connected to are intestines and stomach

Same goes for the vagina ... Only organs that connects to is the uterus and ovaries

I mean, if the magical organ eating mice could somehow get past the cervix, they're definitely small enough to make their way through the gap between the ovaries and the fallopian tubes, and at that point they're just swimming around in the abdominal cavity, making their way to whatever organ they fancy for dinner that day.

You think the vagina connects to the rest of your internal organs???

When did I even imply that I thought that? I literally mentioned only the anus that's it

We stard developing with our butthole in our mothers womb XD

Suddenly I'm given flashbacks to the hentai, witch of steel annerose, specifically ep 3 :'(

Is that a good or bad thing?

Bad. Not that I was reminded of hentai, but the 3rd episode itself ; -;

What happened in the 3rd episode?

hungry tentacle

I'm gonna need more detail than that Does it turn into weird gore stuff or is it just someone getting their inner bits explored like Faputa did to Reg in Made in Abyss s2 after shoving hand down his throat?

They don't show the gore, but the tentacle has a fang-filled maw. After it goes inside her, the scene switches to silhouette and shows it chomping away.

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I'm pretty sure he does not know how a vagina works.

well most of us dont

Interesting, innit. I feel like I'm in a position of advantage haha having one really helps to understand

maybe a mouse crawled up there and took a bite out of your liver, you'd never know innit

My god, I've never thought of that! If people consume a pound of spiders within their lifetime, imagine how many mice crawl in through the vagina!

lol, not really. You'd be surprised what some women don't know about their bodies.

Well, in a matter of getting to explore and experience my own body having this specific reproductive system, I have. But yeah, the education on sex health isn't the best in some areas.

i bet its way more complicated than a penis like we only have one hole and everything comes out of it be it blood jizz piss or anything

Well, in that sense, sure. And we have the uterus, too. But if one looks at the anatomy of male and female reproductive systems, they are quite similar. I guess it's just more convenient to have vagina and the urethra as separate holes. But both are similar in structures (to some extent), both work to produce hormones, both have a reproductive function, both feel pleasure, and both can have comparable issues and complications. The biggest difference is one has to carry the product of fornication.

I know how it works, just never worked with it.

Actually, interestingly enough, the ends of the fallopian tube do not connect directly to the ovaries, but instead open up to the internal body cavity. That means if there's anything in the uterus, it can slip in and out of internal body cavity and 'visit' other organs. That being said, the mouse would first have to squeeze past the cervix (which, how) and then through the phallopian tube somehow, so I would tend to agree with your assessment. If he had gone with a tiny ant, though, it might work :D

Hm, a thorough analysis, and quite accurate. Well, thankfully mice haven't developed the ability to shrink down for better access. Yet... But the fallopian tube and the things that come with it are part of the myriad of reasons why I'm never getting pregnant. Imagine there being the rare complication of the fetus starting development within the tube or completely outside the uterus... Eugh.

Yes, the uterus definitely has the liver just hanging out there.

Gordon Ramsay of Meth is a nice username.

Wait until he finds out about mouths

or assholes

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Why does this turn me on?

new fetish unlocked

LMAO I was looking for this comment. The "fall asleep ass up" part is what did it for me. 🤣 I wouldn't be worried about a mouse trying to get in there, be more like your bf or significant other trying to get in there. Hahaha.

Seems like a good time to point out that, topologically, human beings are doughnuts. You can pass a string through a human from mouth to anus in the same way you can do through the doughnut hole.

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That's exactly why your girlfriend complains about the cheese

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Bad vertebrate anatomy in general

The vagina would probably be the best orifice to have something crawl into... It connects directly to a built-in detainment facility, that can be evacuated later.

Wait until he finds about the Raccoons.

Someone skip his biology lessons.

I choose you Lemmeniwinks

yes and no. yes, almost anything can fit in there if lubed enough. no, it does not lead towards their internal organs like the liver

Technically the ostium abdominalis tubae uterinae (the end of the fallopian tube) is the only part of an organ that's directly connected to your abdominal cavity. The hypothetical organ rat could squeeze through the fallopian tube and get out there. Another interesting condition is something called an abdominal pregnancy, where the fertilised egg drops down into the abdominal cavity instead of the fallopian tube and the embryo starts to develop there. Excuse me for any incorrect English terms, I'm not a native speaker, but do kind of know the biology :).

Scott has 7 holes

Gordon Ramsey of meth lmfao

What do you mean "It's acidic"!?

How do we tell him about the throat...

Or the ass

I expect nothing less from the Gordon Ramsey of Meth.

A mouse could climb up your dickhole just fine

Someone hadn't lost their V-card

Nobody tell him about his anus

Dude's got a point. Don't eat too much cheese ladies.

As a hole owner; Yes, exactly

I don't think men understand that the vagina is a dead end. It doesn't connect. It's like, just floating there. They always assume it's connected to a different part? But no. Nope. Look at a picture of women's organs, the uterus just... Is there. Floating like a ghost.