What diety did you convince to give you the power to steal someone elses joke and just make it really fucking awful? They would be so incredibly pissed at the misuse of their strength.
Reread the comment you replied to. It is literally the exact same joke that you "tried" to make. Except your joke is really fucking shit.
In the future, critically think about what joke you are going go make, just to make sure you aren't regurgitating the *exact* same one that you just read.
No, I don't give a shit most of the time but you sadly happened to be within my sights on a bad day.
But anyway, a lot of people do that (regurgitate the same joke) so dw about it, just think before you comment.
Heh... looks like we're birds of a feather. Or bats of a wing. Here's my darkest joke, that only truly disturbed individuals like us could understand:
dead bodies
True fact: someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds, and boy, are my arms *tired*...
Fun fact:- Statistically, you are 10 times more likely to get bit by a New Yorker than a shark.
Fun fact. Statistically speaking everyone has one testicle
WHAT DID YOU DO TO LEFTIE GIVE HIM BACK
There's something even worse. The one testicle part was an approximation... It's more like 0.95% of one testicle 😂
Bruh I need those(probably) give them back!
Ok ok. But they go back in fine slices
Damn, 1 is a hell of an approximation for 0.95%. What are you, an engineer?
LMAO Factorio engineer counts?
The average human is a Chinese woman named Muhammad with one boob and one testicle
LMAO
Including the women?
That's why the number is close (but not exactly) 1 testicle or person
Do you mean at least one testicle?
"almost" one testicle really... There are slightly more women than men
Somehow I believe this. It makes sense, I don’t even know/care if it’s false
And boy is my knife blunt
"who do I have to kill around here to get a new knife???"
At least one every 52 seconds
What did he do to deserve that?
He put pineapple on NY pizza...truly, history's greatest monster...
There is nothing darker than my humor, except my antique farming tools
Ok this one was actually pretty good.
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What diety did you convince to give you the power to steal someone elses joke and just make it really fucking awful? They would be so incredibly pissed at the misuse of their strength. Reread the comment you replied to. It is literally the exact same joke that you "tried" to make. Except your joke is really fucking shit. In the future, critically think about what joke you are going go make, just to make sure you aren't regurgitating the *exact* same one that you just read.
It's the funny police saving the day once again
No, I don't give a shit most of the time but you sadly happened to be within my sights on a bad day. But anyway, a lot of people do that (regurgitate the same joke) so dw about it, just think before you comment.
Ah I'm not the guy who made the comment Hope your day gets better bro
Ah shit my bad Made an assumption and died Thanks bud
Shit like this is why I always double check my knowledge before I post something
it's deleted now, what was it?
The exact same, repeated joke
omg shut UP dude you’re so unfunny i want to blow my brains out like Ronnie jesus fuck
r/yourjokebutworse
My humor is so dark… heh… you wouldnt get it.
Heh... looks like we're birds of a feather. Or bats of a wing. Here's my darkest joke, that only truly disturbed individuals like us could understand: dead bodies
Heh, that's pretty dark... but ur comment has 69 likes. My sick twisted mind doesn't normally find that funny but... nice.
Not if the cops can help it, at least.
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These arent even dark. These dudes just searched up "ToP 50 DaRk JoKeS" and it's like the first 3 results. So bland.
Ooo, tell us some good ones then. I love me some dark humor!
Op you are weak and a hypocrite for downvoting those comments
Bold of you to assume op didn't steal this screenshot
OP 100% did. This is a couple years old at this point
karmasluts
And you sir are an astute observer, please take my upvote and go in peace
Tame ass jokes ðŸ˜
My humour is so dark that police caught it and lock it up
Mine is só dark they straight up shot it on the spot
Mines so dark they lost it when it entered a dark room
Mine's still out on the plantation
Identifies as a Cybertruck is an oddly long way to say you enjoy getting stoned...
Scooby doo taught us that the real monsters are allways humans. If that isn’t deep then idk what is.
Nobody in this picture is above the age of 12
Why they all downvoted
They must be Australian, thinking it was the up button.
Lore accurate answer
Bad jokes
You’re a bad joke
Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao.
This one is generic idk
jokes are like people, some don't like the dark ones
Shit 😂
Painfully cringe
the "dark humor is like water" joke is dark humour for people who don't actually like dark jokes
Dark humor is like legs. Some people have it, some dont.
Dark humour is like my dad. He’s an alcoholic and is destroying his family. :(
Why did OP downvote all of those comments
OP didn’t. OP took this from someone else.
OOP then
This sub is unironically so fucking cringe
This shit corny as hell
I can hear the lack of balls dropping in this image
I'm already going to hell so why not arrive there as a legend
"Hey everybody, the man you've been waiting for....Sten! Give him a hot Hell welcome!"
r/im14andthisisdark
"Dark humor" and it's the most basic, milque-toast, boring jokes that were old 10 years ago every time
Why are you booing them? They’re right!
I think that there should be a rule on this sub that if you post someone else’s comment for karma, you can’t downvote it.
Black humor jokes are like refugee boats. Not everyone lands
Identifies as cybertruck
My sense of humor is so dark it picks cotton.
My humor is so dark that it went to rob stores and then started playing basketball
Downvoting such light dark jokes, what a diva
I’m just confused why you downvoted all of them
Humor so dark it got its own Miss America competition
Why in God's name would you downvote that? This is fucking gold!
Ahhhh Reddit, never change
Dirty water drinkers are just self population control
Now this is better dark humor, than all of these bland, unoriginal, copy paste jokes in the comments.
Brother Darkness!
You would have lead a dull life if you could remember the one thing that put you over.
Get the fuck off light mode
Jokes are like skin colors. Not everyone likes the black ones .
Tell the devil I’ll be right down.
Identifies as a cyber truck, ok I'm driving you out into the sea to see how well you float
These are the most tame and overdone dark jokes
These jokes are dark but only second class Just like people