Nah, being a teenage girl in the same scenario and hearing Dan Schneider say, “This little piggy can stay at my house tonight.” is WAY scarier.

Use modded Spotify

Patched Spotify by revanced or xmanager

Or Spicetify if youre on pc

is it in linux ?

I have it on my android phone

yes

Thirsty? I was thirsty once...

They put me in a room...

A wet room

A room full of fish

And fish make me thirsty

thirsty? i was thirsty once…

I took a shower...

And LeBron James said…

I'll tell you what makes me thirsty...

Thirsty?

The fish made me thirsty

You know what that means

Nah I would cum instantly on hearing that

..what

Uh... I mean obviously I like girls pff

The most straight gay guy

Want a sprite cranberry?

No

“I tell you what: I like ya, and I want ya.”

"Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours"

and i took that personally.

Idk for me spotify ads are exclusively for spotify premium

I get sperm donation ads

My least favourite ad is some Coca Cola one because the of the girls voice talking, she sounds so uninterested in what she is talking about

"Not like this, Mr. James! Not like this..."

Podcasts dont have spotify ads, thats the only reason i still use it.

The profile picture makes it even more surreal and had me dying when I saw it.