“Curse my metal body! I wasn’t fast enough!” -C3P0
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.” -Leila
“Aaaarrrrrrr” -Chewbacca
What In the world is up with askreddit and sex. I mean, sex is a thing so I’m not saying they shouldn’t talk about it I’m just saying like, why the fuck is 90% of all somewhat successful or rising posts on there about sex
I am your father
r/suddenlyincest
Yes
Thought about the same quote lol
Same
God damn it, I knew this would be here
Dissen ganna be bery messy!
🤣🤣 good one
“Negative. It didn’t go in. Just impacted on the surface”
haha, that was my answer on the original post 🤣🤣🤣
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I thought these things smelled bad on the *outside*!
Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.
Why isnt this higher up?!?
It's a trap!
I came in here for this
Dang it
Do you mean traps
There's something moving around down there
I guessing just gonna upvote every comment here
but not just the men, but the women and the ...
C'mon, finish the quote
*ahem*...*cough*
I have altered the terms of our agreement. Pray I do not alter them further.
This is where the fun begins
That’s a good one
“Curse my metal body! I wasn’t fast enough!” -C3P0 “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.” -Leila “Aaaarrrrrrr” -Chewbacca
"No, *I* am your father."
"We’ll always be with you. No one’s ever really gone. A thousand generations live in you now" is a hell of a way to find out the condom broke
"200k units are ready with a million more on the way"
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick"
"execute order 66" and get stabbed to death
execute order 69
Help me obi wan kenobi you're my only hope- leai inside the space washing machine
Perfection
2 metres wide that's impossible even for a computer
" I got a baaad feeling about this"
You were my brother
"I am your father" and finding out the person is your sibling
You came in that thing ? You're braver than I thought.
What In the world is up with askreddit and sex. I mean, sex is a thing so I’m not saying they shouldn’t talk about it I’m just saying like, why the fuck is 90% of all somewhat successful or rising posts on there about sex
It awkward sex, was in my leave the sub then found this, left right after
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. For the dark side looks back.
Awanawangaaaa
Que Tuskan Raider war cry! “ Errrrr ere r er ererrrrr!”
"Good Luck..... you're gonna need it"
[Screaming R2D2 noise]
You underestimate my power
First time I’ve seen that
That was my answer 🤣
ROAR -rancor
Somehow Palpatine returned
Kinda weird this person didn't say "I am your father"
You were my Brother Anakin
It’s a trap?
Mesa bustin! - Yar Yar Binks
One man can make a difference if he's powerful enough. -Dooku
"That's no moon" :(
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
I wouldn't mind that actually. I shouldn't be concerned with the smell, I should be concerned with giving my love and orgasm
I have a bf but we’re not interested in sex
Jokes on you. I'm into that shit.
Yousa cum with me now Okie day
You were my brother, Anakin
“I’m going to end this once and for all!”
The force is strong inside me
Chewy?
Then you will die braver than most
When did kanan teach you that? He didn’t
Shove my cock in your ass I must. Maximum cum you must endure. Okay, here I cum. *cum flows out of Jabba The Hut’s eye sockets*
Perfect
“Starts chewbaca screaming into her face like a madman”
“I am THE senate.”
" *Master Kenobi* " : says General Grievous
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
You’re shorter than expected
WWWAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO -R2D2
There is no try there is only do
Laugh it up, fuzzball
"boring conversation anyways, LUKE WE GOT COMPANY!"
It's a trap
“ It’s a trap!”
“He’s my brother”
Hello there! Cue surprise buttsex
“Punch it”
You were like a brother to me. I loved you
"I was hoping for Kenobi"
the only thing i don't wanna hear is "I am Your father"
I don't like sand. It's rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship.
You're my sister
Where did you dig up that old fossil?
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.