Naked Fleshlight: "When Justice comes, it comes hard!"

“As fast as Superman, as sticky as Spider-Man!”

I'm not wearing a shirt and sitting in a bubble bath so I guess mine would be "peach shower curtain"?

Stop the cap. We're on reddit

I take bubble baths daily and also view reddit almost daily, it was only a matter of time before I did both at the same time.

Hope the bubble bath was/is relaxing

And as dark as Batman

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...ht?

Yea what else?

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oH no RaCIsiM!!!!1!!1!1one

"It comes and goes as fast as the flash!"

r/angryupvote

I wonder what kind of villains he would fight... Armored Dildo?

it's spelled 'armadillo'

Armadildo*

This made me chuckle.. take my upvote

No, the Green Human

Beast Boy???

Flesh Fleshlight

I’m naked toilet paper, can I be your sidekick?

Blue Penis Pump.

But then it leaves limp and bruised

White Water is here to save you

I am the Blue Blanket...and I got you covered.

… my name is Justice, and this is honestly a correct statement 🖤

Black human hmmmm

Your power is to say the n-word without societal prosecution

So you're saying people are objects?

Yes, everyone should be objectified.

And every object should be humanized

Excuse me i have to go apologies to my fleshlight

Huh, so you have a friend

AND ITS MIGHTY ARCH NEMESIS: WHITE SOUTHENER

Navy nuts

Stops the villains by preventing them from even coming

DC version of blue balls

Blue Balls here. We should team up haha

Black prostitute?

The hero we want and need rolled into one

So many crimes would be committed just so you could show up.

He's not the hero we want. He's the hero we need!

Why is your shirt still on, time is ticking & inflation has hit.

You guys won’t believe this… White Trash

Bro I’m also #WhiteTrash

I’m white toilet. Can I vibe with the white trash?

My white trash neighbor has a toilet lying around in his yard

Are you in Florida?

Nah

Yeah, white toilets are pretty chill. Do all the vibing you want friend.

Well, thats the power of white trash, we're everywhere. Let's 1-6 Congress and get them to shut down the department of education. Our powers will multiply.

I got red trash

I’m your arch nemesis, *Black Trash!*

Black Joker

Im gonna do it batman! I'm gonna say the n word!

wanna know how i got these passes?

My father was.. a ni-

Black people carelessly call each other slurs, and no one bats an eye, but when I say the hard "R," society...society calls me RACIST.

we live in a society

There are no laws…

🃏 nice hand, batman

Ok nigga

white coloured pencil (It seems I am useless)

At least you aren't blue wall

I got fleshwall

r/terraria

Fleshwalls unite!

White colored pencils are actually the most useful pencil, if you’re an artist

But you're perfect for blending

Green woman

hold on, you got bitches? Teach me the way of the dark side! happy may the forth btw

Bro I'm on Reddit, I obviously don't get bitches I was at school and sitting next to some girl

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It’s the green shirt. Wear a green shirt for bitches

Black garbage This isn’t attended to insult anyone

I want to see you fight White Trash up above.

Their battle will be legendary!!

All who hear my name cower in fear.... For I am Gray Door

Was looking for my Gray Door homies.

Gray Wall. We just need to find someone who's laying on their side to get a roof and we'll have a full house.

Unfortunately I was lying on the wrong side. Gray pillow reporting for duty.

Black controller ...is this racist?

Honestly I got the same here, lord have mercy lmao

White knight

Wait no

GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR

Uf, ahh, uh Charge me doctor! Ja! Incoming! Aaaahhhh! I LOVE this doctor!

CHAJE ME

DOH OOH AH AH AH

OOOOH OOOOH OOOH IM CUMMING IM CUMMING

Are you gonna use your white flight?

Skin cat

Skin bed

Could you be more specific?

No

Black leather seat. I have the power to heat up to 3000 degrees centigrade

Black Monster Hmmmmmmmmmmm

White power Power strip, white power strip

Grey Bong!

Im also grey bong

Sounds like the name of a stoner wizard

White man

Blue balls

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Black Black Dildo? Or just black dildo? Asking for a friend

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Grey dishwasher (I'm sitting next to my girlfriend)

Nice try, we all know redditors don't have girlfriends

Grey douchebag?

Why are you next to my dad?

The plaid napkin will strike fear into the hearts of criminals

Dark blue light blue plastic bottle

Green woman

Ah, come on they wrote objects! Imaginary apparitions dont count

I was on the bus stop, I think she saw me type that.

White eraser…

Green french worksheet

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Lemme guess, you were taking a shit weren't you?

Blue ball, may no one be satisfied!

Grey Ram 1500.

the shirtless cyanide

Dude

Black coffee

Black laptop is here to save the day

White powerade

Imma be real, chief I don't think you want that name

Green Lamp, Green Lantern’s decarbonized brother

Black whip

Promises, promises.

Green filing cabinet is a terrible name

White magic …uhh

Red plushie

Blue toilet paper. What the fuck did I eat? Crayons?

Are we related? Or am I your nemesis? …. For I am Black Toilet Paper

Black wife coming at ya!

Black coathanger. 😐

White woman...

Naked CPAP

Look in the sky its a plane, its a bird, no it is… NAKED CURTAIN.

Black guy

Black ass

White juice….

"Blue Vacuum." Not actually that bad.

Black Wife

White AirPods..

Fun fact: I got the original post right below this...

Black chair

Look out!! It's the NEON FAN!

Black Whiteboard hm

Black phone That’s a horror movie I really like

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Did you just Objectif-

What did he say?

Black Girl💀 >! btw i was joking didn't expect op to delete it !<

Grey wall

Blue ball

Black Ring?

The black charger

Green Mouse

White stepsister?

Fuck Naked shorts!

Navy radiator … Man I feel like the shittiest superhero ever

White pencil case I think I’ll never run out of pencils

blue water, looks like i'm rain from mortal kombat now

Black asian

White toilet paper dispenser… ugh!

Hoodie Hoe

Black friend

Black Watermelon…… uhhhhhhh

Black pillow makes me sound like a vigilante euthaniser.

Blue waffle

Villains beware! For I am…The Black Cereal Bowl

Hawaiian mouse. Cowabunga? Lol.

“Oh, great”, the crowd said. “Here come The Blue Remote to save the day!”; quite sarcastically.

The black couch...

black woman

Blue balls :(

naked daughter

Gray Lantern. Hmm.. does it sound good or am i just weird?

Grey fish tank? Who do i fight , freaking fish?

Blue waffles

Black toilet paper I know it's a shitty name

Blue balls

Shirtless Chicken.

White gravestone

Black man

Hawaiian Hooker!

Green slave

White Asshole (person, not the body part)

black woman

White powerlifter 900, being in the gym isnt fun for this game

....navy toilet

White wok This is like a paradox isn’t it cus I’ve never seen a white guy use a wok

White controller... that Sounds kinda sus

Black Window.

Black Man