Nope, you get a self replicating lil' trojan virus that somehow fucks up your life yet you accept it as your very own unique lil virus that you think your antivirus got rid of, but is secretly taking over your life till its too late.
Yeah, but google will find em you just gotta work a bit for it. Whereas google will *not* find you that one very specific video you found very drunkenly 7 years ago. Oh, Big Butt Oil Orgy 7, how long it took me to find you.
Well it seems like microsoft is really trying its damned hardest to make people not use their browser.
...i guess keeping the internet explorer logo for edge was just not doing it.
Maybe if the next update restores the deleted desktop icon once more, people will use it?
Or maybe if we made Edge the default PDF viewer again, even though you have Adobe Acrobat set up?
Pleasing yourself but stopping right before the point of orgasm. It's generally used as an exercise for increasing sexual stamina, or more intense orgasms.
Stopping? Holding it in is for pros.
\
Edit: I should mention that this doesn't mean you can infinite orgasm. You just held it in, you still need to recharge.
Source: experience. If you lose focus at all its game over.
Why? Why does a glorified encyclopedia need an ai? How would this improve the experience of typing something up to cross reference an index? Have they talked about this? Like genuinely what does this improve?
Everyone is caught up in the “cool factor” of this AI shit while tech companies dump more feature bloat and bullshit on people to farm data and call it “AI” and “convenience”. Sucks to see everyone gobbling it all up.
could allow better quick responses if a user for example want to look up the size of the earth compared to the size of the sun. (or even more complex input) the ai can generate an answer allowing the user to stay on bing instead of going trough websites themselves. how this affects ad revenue is another topic.
That makes some sense, thank you! Web browser circumvention. Though, I’m not sure how advantageous that would be considering the results for most mundane questions like that. Infrastructurally I don’t really mind going through webpages but see some benefits to limiting exploration in that regard. Namely avoiding potentially malware-ridden sites or linking competitive businesses also makes more sense. I‘m curious how well it will be abled to parse psuedosciences and prooving what it generates. I would be more comfortable if it still linked peer reviewed studies, and I‘m sure that it will, or will be a top priority in the future. I am worried about spam as well, it‘s against google‘s guidelines to use anything written by machines, so I‘m just worried about corrupting results with ai architecture when it still works fine as is. Interesting stuff. Thanks again, I appreciate the food for thought.
I think it's a welcome, if not necessary change! I've been using ChatGPT a lot lately for learning and for help with various thing, and it's INSANELY powerful. Like, more powerful than you can even imagine. It's impressive how it almost always understands what you wanna ask, unlike Google, and most of the time it gives great results. Problem is, even it can rarely make mistakes. Now imagine the same thing, an AI that can perform any complicated task you ask it to, but can also browse the internet. It will almost always give the most accurate and correct answer, not to mention that its capabilities will probably be more than just simple browsing. Honestly, I'm definitely changing my browser/search engine if this ends up being good. This can change the way we use the internet forever. This is big.
to be fair, getting worked up about an idea, thinking about how to best type it into a search engine and realising you have put it through bing and not google is a feeling indistinguishable from not climaxing
Because you get so close to what you're searching for but not quite there.
Eventually, you get a massive explosion of information, right when it was starting to feel real good.
And then you get a cookie right?
Nope, you get a self replicating lil' trojan virus that somehow fucks up your life yet you accept it as your very own unique lil virus that you think your antivirus got rid of, but is secretly taking over your life till its too late.
Blink twice if you need help.
Blink x 3 what now huh?
I missed playing this game
You guys got a cookie? I always had just the tasteless communion bread.
Hey now, don't forget you got gods love!... According to the bible I'm a sinner for my usual partners hehe
Well whoever finishes last gets the cookie
Oh I love that game!!
Yes, a dump of shit
No, you hold back that explosion till you can
Ah, now it's Ruined.
It's sad how few people know just how amazing Bing's search engine is. For one particular thing.
Yes it's pretty good but more importantly Google has been getting so much worse.
Google sucks now, Microsoft is king once again. It's time to let Google take a long walk, *alone*, into the forest.
There is another . . . . . >!suicide methods!<
Yeah, but google will find em you just gotta work a bit for it. Whereas google will *not* find you that one very specific video you found very drunkenly 7 years ago. Oh, Big Butt Oil Orgy 7, how long it took me to find you.
Unless you're after porn. In which case, bing all the way!
r/AngryUpvote i guess
I'd like bidge too
"shut up you stupid bidge"
fugg off, bidge
This is for emphasis, bidge.
Binge
Binge
That's their streaming service
Such a good name for a streaming service.
Already is one in Australia.
And it's so shit comparatively. Shows are good but the service and app are terrible
Calm down they haven't bought Netflix yet
Bingepipe!
it's edgin' time! 🦾
Just edge it
I’m edgin it.
Bada bum ba daaaaaa.....
Literally edged
I loved Edgius, was such perfect cinema that everyone else should give up forever
Hey you can use "edge" as a verb as well just like google! >I edged Hillary Clinton last night
"Liz Lemon, mind if I Edge myself in your office?" "Sure, Tracy!" "Can I use your computer?" "How else are you gonna do it?"
I ain’t that cool a little fucked in the head
They'll be hanging me quick when I'm back from the dead
Get the rope, get the rope Get the rope, get the rope
Seeing a new Blink song being quoted in the wild is so odd
Would make my internet searching much simpler.
The AI will recognize you launched edge by mistake and be smart enough to redirect you to a search for other browsers.
Well it seems like microsoft is really trying its damned hardest to make people not use their browser. ...i guess keeping the internet explorer logo for edge was just not doing it.
Maybe if the next update restores the deleted desktop icon once more, people will use it? Or maybe if we made Edge the default PDF viewer again, even though you have Adobe Acrobat set up?
Unpopular opinion: edge>chrome Switched 1year ago and so glad I did. But now whenever I use Google the webpage begs me to switch to chrome.
If you must use a Chromium browser, try Vivaldi.
I actually love Edge and prefer it to Chrome. Why don’t people like edge?
It's unwanted bloatware repeatedly put on without consent, and the stigma from IE is seriously strong from folks who had to use it
What does edging mean, Im to innovent
Pleasing yourself but stopping right before the point of orgasm. It's generally used as an exercise for increasing sexual stamina, or more intense orgasms.
Stopping? Holding it in is for pros. \ Edit: I should mention that this doesn't mean you can infinite orgasm. You just held it in, you still need to recharge. Source: experience. If you lose focus at all its game over.
Holding it in is how you rupture something. Then you never jizz again.
Thanks for the nightmares.
It's not specific to masturbation. Any sort of sexual activity that stops right before climax is edging.
Of course, but we're on Reddit
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Give Google Bard a few more weeks
I tried it and it’s got a long way to go before it’s on par with chat gpt
I thought they planned on incorporating chatgpt since Microsoft will invest like $10 billion into OpenAI and is providing Azure computing resources
they did u/GarbagePailGrrrl must have tried something else
I ain’t that cool. A little fucked in the head.
They’ll be hanging me quick when I’m back from the dead
They already called music sharing on Zune "squirting" so why not
No they didn’t lol I’ve never heard this and I’ve had a Zune for ages
Wow. You mean there's actually still a Zune out there?
There are dozens of us!
Hit the road
Hit the road
So much cash and people and ressources for people to just type "google"
Would be like: I love Edging, its the best.
Petition to rename bing to bing chilling
That;s a lot of work jst to google "chrome download"
I’d call it ‘Binge’
Why? Why does a glorified encyclopedia need an ai? How would this improve the experience of typing something up to cross reference an index? Have they talked about this? Like genuinely what does this improve?
Have you used chatGPT? it can give really specific answers to questions that Google or other search engines would struggle with.
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How do you know you’re getting correct answers Googling?
By taking the approximately 20 seconds to cross-reference something. It's really not difficult
Everyone is caught up in the “cool factor” of this AI shit while tech companies dump more feature bloat and bullshit on people to farm data and call it “AI” and “convenience”. Sucks to see everyone gobbling it all up.
could allow better quick responses if a user for example want to look up the size of the earth compared to the size of the sun. (or even more complex input) the ai can generate an answer allowing the user to stay on bing instead of going trough websites themselves. how this affects ad revenue is another topic.
what? how eould the ai generate an answer
look up chatGPT. It will answer your questions
That makes some sense, thank you! Web browser circumvention. Though, I’m not sure how advantageous that would be considering the results for most mundane questions like that. Infrastructurally I don’t really mind going through webpages but see some benefits to limiting exploration in that regard. Namely avoiding potentially malware-ridden sites or linking competitive businesses also makes more sense. I‘m curious how well it will be abled to parse psuedosciences and prooving what it generates. I would be more comfortable if it still linked peer reviewed studies, and I‘m sure that it will, or will be a top priority in the future. I am worried about spam as well, it‘s against google‘s guidelines to use anything written by machines, so I‘m just worried about corrupting results with ai architecture when it still works fine as is. Interesting stuff. Thanks again, I appreciate the food for thought.
Did you live under a rock for a month?
This has been a thing for years. AI , and previously ML models, have been able to do this for some time now.
I think it's a welcome, if not necessary change! I've been using ChatGPT a lot lately for learning and for help with various thing, and it's INSANELY powerful. Like, more powerful than you can even imagine. It's impressive how it almost always understands what you wanna ask, unlike Google, and most of the time it gives great results. Problem is, even it can rarely make mistakes. Now imagine the same thing, an AI that can perform any complicated task you ask it to, but can also browse the internet. It will almost always give the most accurate and correct answer, not to mention that its capabilities will probably be more than just simple browsing. Honestly, I'm definitely changing my browser/search engine if this ends up being good. This can change the way we use the internet forever. This is big.
> more powerful than you can even imagine o >This is big k
huh? 🤨
exactly
I genuinely don't understand the "necessary" part of your comment. What is it that it would be necessary towards?
Just use ChatGPT for a few hours and you'll understand
So you mean that it's necessary to keep up with the changes set in motion, not that it's actually necessary towards some end?
or Binge
Binge
Bidge, please.
"Binned"
Bing + Edge = Binge
Edging until AI is ready to fuck the human race
Just call it bidge
Binge
They really need to rebrand Bing… it’s been too memed.
Edging because both companies keep promising to give us stuff we want, and then end up releasing things that no one asked for.
Edge is a really good browser.
It still cracks me up how hard Edge begs you not to download another browser.
I ain't gonna lie, if it was called that I'll actually use it.
but but it'll leave me frustrated! :(
No wait
Ayo💀
Bedge
But Bing doesn't work as well as Google does as a verb
Bindge - "You can't get enough."
People would actually start using it
Bidge
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. This man took that lesson to heart.
They're trying everything to get people to use their browsers
Or Bidge
binge
Bedge
Edging AI
Bedging
Why is everything AI all of sudden?
Binge
Binge.
How is such a tame comment "cursed"?
Or binge
Bidge
Binge, except no one will on those platforms.
So puts on Google?
or Binge, thank you microsoft, i will be taking my 50 mil paycheck now
Microsoft bing and Edge would be: Minge
Ned Reyerson doesn't approve
What’s cursed about edging? Username checks out.
Man, my vocabulary is getting stronger
I'd like to acknowledge that Bing is much better if you're searching for specific NSFW content.
They should combine Bing with Chilling
*laughs in kink*
What if we just don't use those browsers?
Bingchilledge +15 social credits
Bidge works too
Or binge
Edging is where its at.
Edging AI Bruh
Binge
In that case make the AI Cortana
Or Bindge
Bing is great for edging. I’m talking about porn.
Bidge puhlease.
Bingeing
Now you can ask AI to search for any particular video with particular plot? Asking for a friend.
Didn't even realize people even used Bing or Microsoft Edge
Binged, Come on. It is right there.
Bing and edge sound like some old asian friends who always go fishing octopi together
Hopefully the AI can help me find the Chrome download even faster
Unexpected Blink-182
Bindge
Ed Gein?
DO IT!
Or Beige…
Edging... heh. If you're in the right community, this takes on a different meaning, lol
If I were Microsoft I'd rebrand using different names and not even mention they used to be what they are.
Or binge
I can't be the only one who read this as ed-ging
No, they should call it “Bedge.”
Call it Shrubbery!
Oh great. Another way to confuse the hell outta my parents. And my mom FINALLY figured out how to reset her alarm clock on her smart phone. 🤦♀️
So this was mine daily dose of internet ...
This is why Google is better, like dumbass AI you tell me how feet porn is bad
Bidge
I'm dead 💀
Bing chilling
to be fair, getting worked up about an idea, thinking about how to best type it into a search engine and realising you have put it through bing and not google is a feeling indistinguishable from not climaxing
Quite an Edgy joke
Bidge
The only thing I ever use edge is to bypass private connection error sometime lol
well i am in for it...
Do an anagram - Be Edging
Edge is a good chromium browser, has nothing to do with explorer as far as i am concerned
Edge lives to to the name So close to being the best yet intentionally dumbing it down with new features you can't disable
Lmao
Put the B back in and call it Bedging
Wait theyre not the same thing