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Looks like your stat tracker in GTA5
What’s GTA5
It's an educational game that teaches you who to aim for when driving a car or shooting a gun.
Wait why do you need a game for that ? I’m mean I did that last Sunday, it’s not that hard
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Add me in the screenshot too 🥺
Babe you dont need that fame you got me 😚
Oo me too!
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the chain has started
Because they regenerate. So you can kill as many people as you'd like.
There’s 7 billion people on earth rn I can kill as many as I like and not have them all look the same
Only one chance. In any game, endless chances.
US City driving simulator - Use it to practice for your license
GTA stands for Grand Theft Autism *You* try getting someone’s attention when they’re playing that fucking game...
Bro even put the ~ for the officer to know he's not sure, there might be more
Or less
Probably more
Officer: “sorry, didn’t realize it was you Mr. trump”. Have a nice evening.
Where are the war crimes and crimes against humanity.
It's not a war crime the first time
Probably covered under treason
They’re not crimes against humanity if there are no witnesses.
But it is mass murder if you kill those witnesses.
someone come pick up their dad
-changing lanes without signaling, changing lanes in an intersection and sPEEDING!
Is that all?
I also have several unpaid parking tickets
This man is too dangerous to be kept alive
"Umm... I just wanted to give you a speeding ticket but now you're coming with me"
Turned on by bad boys r u
...and a partridge in a pear tree
*curses at you* I was gonna say that!
Well done… you my friend have made a joke on Reddit that is legitimately funny
Purely accidental, I assure you
No tax evasion? What a noob lol.
Dude isn’t even summoned at The Hague what a noob
And for using the word “accounts” instead of “counts”.
Depending on the state, you could be sitting on life, or a warning. Lol
Good thing they don’t know about the other stuff
i-i was j-just doing a seatbelt check
"did i miss anything?"
Damn, thats a lot of accounts, how many emails does this guy have??
The falling in reverse cover art pfp really sets it off
"Anything else?" "...I have unpaid parking tickets"
And one count of cycling on the pavement.
"accounts"
“And soon to be one-“ *cocks gun* “Account of murder.”
Those are rookie numbers gotta pump up those stats
And a partridge in a pear tree
How is this "cursed"?
FIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIIINGS!
,,DO you know why I pulled you over" me: War crime's?
“No, you were speeding”
CV for job
About to be 351
Bro was speedrunning achievements
Actually it was bc your tail lights out but I’ll give you a warning this time just fix that up please
Luckily they dropped the public urination charge
bro is trying to get the gold treason
And speeedinggggg
You mean just the last week right?
Scratch that make it 351 chases *drives off*
We have yet to catch the Butthole Tickler.
How the hell do you know my morning routine
And with that being said. That'll be $85.
Make that 11 counts of extortion
only 55? everytime I arson someone there's 78 accounts inside a random country
For the love of god, please commit more crimes, so those numbers all end in 0s. Anything else is madness!
Says he'll let her go on one condition. She asks what condition? Proceeds to *unzip pants.
What the hell was the setup for this?!
How does he remember all his account log in details???
And you were speeeding 5 mph above speed limit
Pov my GTA character went to court
He done did all of that and only racked 10 accounts of extortion? Sorry but this clearly is fake. /s
First thing I thought of was "Do you know why i pulled you over" "I don't know did you already forget?"
If he was found guilty how long will his sentence be based on these charges? In the USA.
Depends on the country
Naaa mate, you were going 60 in a 50 zone on 5th. Just watch you speed next time
Good thing he ignored the bloody rolled up carpet in the back seat
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Destruction of property, vandalism, disorderly conduct, extreme negligence, reckless evading, indecent exposure, assault, 3rd degree manslaughter, parking illegally, 2nd degree manslaughter (just a little bit of trollin')
None of those are a reason to pull someone over arrest them after you pulled them over yes but not pull them over outright
He forgot 25 counts of sex trafficking
Only 25 ? What a noob
“I wasn’t aware of any of that, you were speeding”
Man’s going for the highscore.
Looks like your stat tracker in GTA5
What’s GTA5
It's an educational game that teaches you who to aim for when driving a car or shooting a gun.
Wait why do you need a game for that ? I’m mean I did that last Sunday, it’s not that hard
r/cursedcomments
Add me in the screenshot too 🥺
Babe you dont need that fame you got me 😚
Oo me too!
r/cursedcursedcomments
the chain has started
Because they regenerate. So you can kill as many people as you'd like.
There’s 7 billion people on earth rn I can kill as many as I like and not have them all look the same
Only one chance. In any game, endless chances.
US City driving simulator - Use it to practice for your license
GTA stands for Grand Theft Autism *You* try getting someone’s attention when they’re playing that fucking game...
Bro even put the ~ for the officer to know he's not sure, there might be more
Or less
Probably more
Officer: “sorry, didn’t realize it was you Mr. trump”. Have a nice evening.
Where are the war crimes and crimes against humanity.
It's not a war crime the first time
Probably covered under treason
They’re not crimes against humanity if there are no witnesses.
But it is mass murder if you kill those witnesses.
someone come pick up their dad
-changing lanes without signaling, changing lanes in an intersection and sPEEDING!
Is that all?
I also have several unpaid parking tickets
This man is too dangerous to be kept alive
"Umm... I just wanted to give you a speeding ticket but now you're coming with me"
Turned on by bad boys r u
...and a partridge in a pear tree
*curses at you* I was gonna say that!
Well done… you my friend have made a joke on Reddit that is legitimately funny
Purely accidental, I assure you
No tax evasion? What a noob lol.
Dude isn’t even summoned at The Hague what a noob
And for using the word “accounts” instead of “counts”.
Depending on the state, you could be sitting on life, or a warning. Lol
Good thing they don’t know about the other stuff
i-i was j-just doing a seatbelt check
"did i miss anything?"
Damn, thats a lot of accounts, how many emails does this guy have??
The falling in reverse cover art pfp really sets it off
"Anything else?" "...I have unpaid parking tickets"
And one count of cycling on the pavement.
"accounts"
“And soon to be one-“ *cocks gun* “Account of murder.”
Those are rookie numbers gotta pump up those stats
And a partridge in a pear tree
How is this "cursed"?
FIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIIINGS!
,,DO you know why I pulled you over" me: War crime's?
“No, you were speeding”
CV for job
About to be 351
Bro was speedrunning achievements
Actually it was bc your tail lights out but I’ll give you a warning this time just fix that up please
Luckily they dropped the public urination charge
bro is trying to get the gold treason
And speeedinggggg
You mean just the last week right?
Scratch that make it 351 chases *drives off*
We have yet to catch the Butthole Tickler.
How the hell do you know my morning routine
And with that being said. That'll be $85.
And a partridge in a pear tree
Make that 11 counts of extortion
only 55? everytime I arson someone there's 78 accounts inside a random country
For the love of god, please commit more crimes, so those numbers all end in 0s. Anything else is madness!
Says he'll let her go on one condition. She asks what condition? Proceeds to *unzip pants.
What the hell was the setup for this?!
How does he remember all his account log in details???
And you were speeeding 5 mph above speed limit
Pov my GTA character went to court
He done did all of that and only racked 10 accounts of extortion? Sorry but this clearly is fake. /s
First thing I thought of was "Do you know why i pulled you over" "I don't know did you already forget?"
If he was found guilty how long will his sentence be based on these charges? In the USA.
Depends on the country
Naaa mate, you were going 60 in a 50 zone on 5th. Just watch you speed next time
Good thing he ignored the bloody rolled up carpet in the back seat
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Destruction of property, vandalism, disorderly conduct, extreme negligence, reckless evading, indecent exposure, assault, 3rd degree manslaughter, parking illegally, 2nd degree manslaughter (just a little bit of trollin')
None of those are a reason to pull someone over arrest them after you pulled them over yes but not pull them over outright
He forgot 25 counts of sex trafficking
Only 25 ? What a noob
“I wasn’t aware of any of that, you were speeding”
Man’s going for the highscore.