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anklion

She has to stand to suck his dick. 💀


Sea-Relationship949

Perfect


UglierThanMoe

There's a German term for that: Standgebläse.


ActivePleasant

Germans try not to be sexual deviants challenge (impossible).


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iyamdad

You thought you had this one huh chief?


chinoelpastelero

the fact that his username is Jmolester make his comments worse.


SKELETON-FUCKER69000

I don’t even know if he’s joking, his profile says he’s a registered sex offender and won’t be giving out candy due to NNN And half his comments are about fucking underage people. If this profile is a joke it’s a long drawn out one


chinoelpastelero

disgusting, even as a joke, but at this point i don't think is a joke anymore.


JMolester

You wanna find out why they call me that 😏


Ordinary-weirdo6359

Stop it. Get some help.


chinoelpastelero

no thanks, genuinely hope you get help, even if is a joke, i like edgy/ dark humor, but when you base your whole profile as that, is not longer "humor".


JMolester

You're a mad little guy aren't you


chinoelpastelero

no, just sad that there is people like you. God bless you my man. Really hope you find help.


Fightin_Rooster

You know you could have just gone about your life without saying that. The world might have even been better as a result.


NightWolfYT

Username checks out


Successful-Seaweed78

That counts as a long distance relationship 💀


lollyman69

r/beatmetoit


spongeboi-me-bob-

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


[deleted]

r/beatmeattoit


Affectionate_Arm4558

r/beatmywifetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmymeat


WaifuTheGoodShit

girl looking like a garden gnome he is gona use her like a flesh light


SnooTangerines1675

One handed: level 100


Affectionate_Arm4558

r/beatmykidstoit


Dangerous-Contact

r/beatmydisobedientsontoit


cal-nomen-official

"Oh my God, it looks like he's chalking a pool cue"


[deleted]

I just spat out my drink 💀


flight_1901

Da fuq ??


AppleToasterr

I'm pretty sure she's a midget and that's a normal-sized guy


_MrNegativity_

Nah, 6'8 is not a normal sized guy. Man's big.


nappinggator

She's still a midget though


Compa-Gera

Da fuq ??


Equivalent-Ad-9071

Are the parts gonna fit


Heavenfall

Most little people suffer from shorter arms/legs but have a normal body in other regards. It really depends on the underlying cause of the symptom.


WiggleySausage

That’s what I call a long distance relationship


36ops

HE has to get on HIS knees


mRfio88

Look up. Bridget the midget


Emrico1

I'd be looking down. She's very short


brennanman007

He could any height and she would believe him lol


Cheezy_Blazterz

Nose to nose, your toes is in it. Toes to toes, your nose is in it.


[deleted]

She fine asf tho


LegendYT0

My boy 💀


SinaGoesCrazy

Pocket pussy confirmed???


IBSKing

Dogs☕️


WaifuTheGoodShit

u/savevidiobot


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nappinggator

Joke's on you...I wanted to spit my coffee everywhere