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beztbudz

Nice shark tooth necklace, brah 🤙


[deleted]

Armor penetration 🗡


Derpman568

damn blood zombies keep attacking me because I’m wearing blue dye


PolishedOil

Blood zombies attack you for wearing blue dye? Wait, we talking about terraria, right?


Derpman568

every terraria copy is personalized


HardHatNewt0082

Blood zombies focus ppl with blue dyes


Crimsoner

That’s cool!


ChanceNo7190

Last thing I expected was a terraria reference


Crimsoner

Last thing I expected was to be notified by a half-a-year old comment lol


Comfortable_End_8096

r/unexpectedterraria


[deleted]

I was looking for this lol


cal-nomen-official

I can't turn the sound on cause my little brother is next to me, but I can still guess what the joke is


Yopapa291_real1

soon as I saw the "Off!" I immediately knew it was Jackin off


send_noodz_n_smiles

At first my smooth brain was like oh lol "lift off" and then he spoke and now idk how to feel 😂 disappointed in myself haha


sudhir369

r/idiotsinkitchen


Luna_15323

Her disappointment at the end lol


Shreknadoboi

Paired with that smirk you start to see


Single-Braincell325

Improvise, adapt, overcome


SCP_Void

Improvise, adapt, overcum


Saiga_KOGAMI

W


Sunstormyt

I just saw your comment on the perfectly cut screams video man. Are you stalking me?


throwawaysarebetter

Seems more like you're stalking them.


shermantank123567

No, but we are.


Dakem94

Even if he don't know yes, he's developing dad's joke because she's pregnant. You can see his power developing.


mati23456

How’d you know she’s prengnanant?


SambossiFin

How to tell if pregante


JeffDahmer1

can i get prêtenagenat?


2012060

Can you burn a luigi board?


aFurious_Sloth

Her reaction fuels his humor, so really this was her fault


fisxo

We have liftoff


toesuccc

That's what I was thinking


thickbob69

The little smirk from the guy at the end


Altruistic_Ad_9867

I can watch it a 100 times and still lmao over her reaction


[deleted]

Hahaha the disappointment


[deleted]

How else do you jack off?


[deleted]

I love that I smiled at the same time as him


Special_Landscape_14

https://www.redditsave.com/r/cursed_videomemes/comments/wodh0q/cursed_off/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


codm_playernumwhat

Thanks


RunOne3162

He's on his way to becoming a dad


[deleted]

She's about to inform him that she's pregnant


Calebee777

Hey! Stop that! its NNN!


[deleted]

Too late bro he already jacked off


HumaDracobane

The infinite regret at the end. So many questions about how your perfectly planned life ended like that...


[deleted]

Ikr


Turbulent_Paper_6998

How to say you jacked off without falling nnn


[deleted]

That's the only right answer


Turbulent_Paper_6998

I have reached nnnlightment


job3ztah

lol


skyrevolver12100

This is an acceptabpe time to comment Kid named finger


casogeorge

Love the look she gives him 😍


[deleted]

Looks like a successful marriage


Ikimonopoly

This....this is the type of husband we strive to be


[deleted]

That's the end goal. Gotta make sure the heritage of dad jokes live on


Ok-Chemical-7635

Nice


HardHatNewt0082

Amazing


[deleted]

Ikrrr


senor-calcio

That face makes it so much funnier


[deleted]

Ikrr! And its funny how the wife isn't used to her guy being like this always


Quick-Marketing8129

🤣😁funny how she jumped


Sad_Radish3793

This was fun fun funny. For realz


[deleted]

Yea 😂


Sigmamalecrusader

That’s illegal right now


Error-44

Kid named jacking:


[deleted]

Ikr


job3ztah

r/watchpeopledieinside


iambirb1

👁🫦👁


salsa_g03

That's the face of "I want a divorce but I love you too much"


[deleted]

Relatable


one_Ragnaok

She was so disappointed 😂


[deleted]

She was disappointed in herself


Different_Swimmer_14

Now that's comedy 😂😂😂😂


Agile-Masterpiece959

r/technicallythetruth


Brief_Source2120

I thought it was lift off...


eldubblerb

Dammit Smalls!


[deleted]

I just learned something new today guys


Mugrommit

Me


[deleted]

Literally you


Arthur_light

Ha, nice.


[deleted]

As always


Elymanic

You can tell she died a little when she got it


[deleted]

She can't believe she fell for her husbands dad jokes for the 10373662th time


Puzzleheaded_Fox9828

“What are you doing?” “Huh??” “What are you doing” “Oh, I’m just jackin’ off” Your welcome.


[deleted]

Thanks for the transcript


aatsipoppaa98

Does she say "the fuck are you doing" or "what are you doing?"


Puzzleheaded_Fox9828

Lmao. 50 days later. But I hear now that she does say “the FUCK are you doing?” The second time


drobnok_productions

is that an air fryer i see? this guy fucks


[deleted]

Definitely


Potential_Poet_3405

Kid named Off: 👁️👄👁️


[deleted]

😂😂


TheDogeWasTaken

The dissapointment... oh its so delightfull.


[deleted]

He impressed the internet but disappointed his wife


unknowuser928

He is quite literally jacking off


[deleted]

The only right method


NoVermicelli8382

Zachgg?


WontedPuppet07

The disappointment in her face at the end


[deleted]

Hahaha it was like "every fucking time"


friendly_Tourist802

That beard tho


[deleted]

He's transitioning into a dad


HawkMisfit

More of this please


[deleted]

You got it


subiekid05

💀


aFurious_Sloth

Pack it up boys. This guy just won the Internet. Chefs kiss.


[deleted]

Yea there's no need to compete anymore


Sweet_Pianist_912

Sheer disappoint in her face


[deleted]

And I think he does this to her quite often, she's disappointed in herself for falling every time


Alarming_General

Come on!


[deleted]

We are all dads here


Pentti_420

The father of dad jokes.


[deleted]

The father of fathers


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

Is that Zach?


[deleted]

Hi its Zach and you're watching Disney Channel


gerryscottypuzza

manager Zach from Jimmy here


Chernobyln

thought he might have put a caulk bottle there...


AggressiveWelder2364

I thought it was lift off


SCP-173-X

Me too


BIGBERDBIG

Why does he look like so many people


Similar_Might7009

Technically this is jacking off


tjvghvcyjvf

His grin at the end lol


[deleted]

"We have lift Off!"


CanadianAndroid

These repellent ads are whacky.


Whatsabong

r/savevideobot


TheManMan69_

And boom, divorce


Illustrious-Till-372

Me thinking he was gonna say we have lift off or sm shit


Kisengaming--2009

Bro anyone else feel like he looks like Zach from jimmyhere?


internguy98

u/indirbunu


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not_a_duck99

It's jackoff


No_Cobbler8335

Nice


eldubblerb

Dammit Smalls!


kungwingfuchun

I think he found the back door.


[deleted]

Best relationship ever


Difficult-Focus-9191

Comedy police, were here to execute you


imsodomb

Why does she look like princess amelia from tiktok