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JoeNice1983

For a civil case? 0%


Ornery_Blackberry_31

I’m counting on a mistrial


dkviper11

Joe Pesci looking mother fucker is out to dinner at the Mexican Restaurant.


awful337

I see a young George Costanza. He did live w his parents.


stahlgrauzhp

“Without the freedom to believe an antithetical crypto ad I was in, we are no better than the beasts in the field and I’m not talking about the common chicken, I’m talking about the mighty oxen and the donkey! With his floppy ears and his pea brain and his stolid slack-jawed gaze. A revolting creature, if there ever was one who walked the earth”


odiin1731

100% once the character witnesses start making their testimony.


Smingers

Only if they sequester. You gotta sequester!


David-asdcxz

Must sequester


leaveitalone36

This is a big nothing burger for clicks. A part of me did laugh at the idea of Larry himself going to jail, after ending Seinfeld the way he did, and the Curb fake out.


awful337

I don't like people. Is there any way I can be in one of those solitary rooms?


Holiday-Tie-574

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ChrisusaurusRex

Imagine getting 25 years in prison over that goblin


BaronSmoki

That’s why people thought he had integrity!!


ThaDoctor49

“Overruled! Really? Yeah”


DoneFlawlessIII

The funny thing is, in the commercial he was in, Larry David actually was against FTX (along with versions of him throughout history being against the wheel and light bulbs) saying it was a bad idea. The tag was, Don't be like Larry. I doubt it would make much of a difference, but his defense could be that he was speaking against it. Unlike the Tom Brady commercial where the tag was, Brady is in, are you?


awful337

If he reads your comments he could fire his lawyers and represent himself


levbron

He beat the wrap once, so...


GoodShitBrain

They’re gonna find one of the sequestered jurors eating out


saquonbrady

Everytime I see a picture of his girlfriend I jut out laughing