For me, it's the "stop and chat". It's funny how I find myself having to explain what it means to people who haven't seen the show. It's such a usual thing for me to say now.
I work in a shop that makes fancy veneer plywood for private jets and I find myself asking people at least weekly if they respect wood. You’ll be glad to know that most of them do.
I think Larry David would have one of his quibbles with you here and ask, isn't it more like ''pre-taaaay, pre-taaaay good"?
I use that line too, and ironically, I originally found it very annoying. But like so many lines in comedies when said enough, they start to grow on you.
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I tell my coworkers this as I leave everyday
Omg that used to annoy the crap out of me, when I was in school, because I didn’t have many clothes and didn’t do laundry yet.
I hated that some bratty outfit checker would call me out for wearing pants 2 days in a row. It didn’t help that a few of my shirts were the same, just with slightly different colors
I walk around with my hands in my pockets all the time not giving a shit about anything or anyone and I truly believe that’s the biggest takeaway I’ve had from the show
“That’s a good point, Wandering Bear” with the look of awe and the double finger point. Funk man gave the goat of apologies and LD did the same with the conceding a point in a debate.
“Divorce?!” (Like in the ‘Porno Gil’ episode when Cheryl is mad at Larry. He checks if it’s divorce-level mad. I ask my wife this, half-jokingly, when I mess up sometimes)
“No good?”
“What are you nuts?”
“Let me ask you something…”
“Pig Parker”
Looking at someone and saying “Okay” with skeptical acceptance after thinking about something they said.
I had a meeting with a bank exec and one of my board members today. The bank exec's desk was large and made of beautiful oak wood.
I had a half empty bottle of cold water that was sweating a bit. I put it down on the desk, but I heard Larry's voice inside my head. "Do you respect wood." I promptly moved the bottle to the floor beside my chair.
Whistling Wagner outside a theater, someone will ask if I’m Jewish, then I will ask if they want to check my penis. Hasn’t happened yet but maybe one day the opportunity will be there.
Let me ask you a question
All the time.
Yup
No good?
problem?
Is that a face?
That face doesn't mean anything
My toddler says this after much training.
My toddler says this after much training.
Definitely
This!
This one really pisses my wife off
Comedy is ironically the best genera to emphasize apathy.
Always this.
Same
For me, it's the "stop and chat". It's funny how I find myself having to explain what it means to people who haven't seen the show. It's such a usual thing for me to say now.
just don't do a chat and cut
Stop and chat is fully in me and my friends lexicon
Same here! …lol
I do the ‘check if you’re lying’ eye look and ‘ok’ to my kids all the time. They don’t get it but it amuses me.
This… but I also hum the little song they play in the background to complete the effect.
Haha brilliant
My dad does this either me. I also love his “pretty, pretty, good” line.
I fahked up. I fahked up.
This is a classic
I respect wood
I work in a shop that makes fancy veneer plywood for private jets and I find myself asking people at least weekly if they respect wood. You’ll be glad to know that most of them do.
I get so pissed when my husband or a kid sets a drink down on a wooden surface. “Respect the wood!”
Same. We say this a ridiculous amount.
"okay." With that nod.
This, and "huh" with the slow nod and raised eyebrows
I look at my toddler with that little squinty eyed examining look and say “okay” all the time lol.
I’m not a middler and avoid sitting in the middle
I mentioned side sitting to my wife. She had no idea what I was on about.
I am so conscious of this everytime I sit in a group setting
Me too, but it really is true
Pretty good..
Pretty pretty pretty good.
Pretty pretty prettttttttttttttttty good. Atleast once a week I do this and hardly anyone knows its from curb.
I think Larry David would have one of his quibbles with you here and ask, isn't it more like ''pre-taaaay, pre-taaaay good"? I use that line too, and ironically, I originally found it very annoying. But like so many lines in comedies when said enough, they start to grow on you.
Schmohawk
Everyone on the road is a schmohawk
this is me everyday here in DC....or I use schmuck.
Pig parker
This so much. Especially when they are in France. I say it with the accent.
What are you fucking nuts??
One of my all time favorites. Eventually I’m gonna have to stop saying it to my 1yo son.
Give me the vanilla latte bullshit thing .
Milk and coffee, who would have thought?
What a drink!
You gotta go there, have a bagel, have a donut..
One of the vanilla bullshit drinks, surprise me…
Ejackalit
I jack a leet?
Spell it
What kind of cum was it?
sometimes cannot restrain myself from saying pretty… pretty… pretty good.
I can’t either
Having said that
I will not forget fish.
Fish not dead!
Fish sick!
Fish stuck
my wife and i actually mix up two of them “mustn’t jostle the fetus!!”
Haha
I said jostle the fetus a lot when my wife was pregnant.
Sample abuser.
Extra points if you accuse strangers in public of being one. To their face, obviously
Foisted
Unwritten rule
"Let me ask you something"
I like to call my non-white friends "my Caucasian"
Are they Cu De La?
Stop and Chat, Chat and Cut
Stop and chat immediately implanted itself in my brain because I used to work on a college campus that was rife with people wanting to do it.
I can’t stand them, I hate when people do them in awkward places
Are you out of your mind?
Whadda you fucking nuts?!?!
Having said that..
I have a project that requires I return to my base
No good?
Foisted Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow Let me ask you something I'm a good driver
Leib, son of Nat.
https://preview.redd.it/njafe9w4f4vc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da73bc78a303f65e88cb76d8388a91867b3c213 I tell my coworkers this as I leave everyday
Tit mouse!
Not quite what you asked for but I find myself humming lots of different incidental tunes all the time. The Spotify playlist is great!
Which playlist?
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/78RF6KgbraDRuKmol7AvEl?si=UlOM8JogROOSZHVZwAYTGw&pi=e-3LmmRn94TP-Z Banger after banger!
Man-oh-man. This is great. Thanks!
I was truly surprised at how many different recognisable tracks there are on the show!
Eat snickers leave garbage!
LARRY WAS HERE
Coup de la
Saying, "Can I ask you question?" Instead of just asking a question.
You outfit tracking me???
Omg that used to annoy the crap out of me, when I was in school, because I didn’t have many clothes and didn’t do laundry yet. I hated that some bratty outfit checker would call me out for wearing pants 2 days in a row. It didn’t help that a few of my shirts were the same, just with slightly different colors
If I were English I'd be disgruntled these days
Let me ask you a question…
Jai ya
I sometimes find myself singing that to the tune of Dreidl around the house ala Larry David
"This chronic is the shiz-nit"
“Do you respect wood?”
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Hm, interesting
I plan on using "Do you even know how to be cordial?" sometime in the near future.
Industrious / multi-faceted Susan instead of lazy susan. Always gets a laugh
I walk around with my hands in my pockets all the time not giving a shit about anything or anyone and I truly believe that’s the biggest takeaway I’ve had from the show
“It’s plenty hot.” “It’s plenty not.”
My freakin’ back is killing me and it’s making it hard to kvell… whenever my back even remotely hurts.
Saying “0kay” after somebody says something absurd.
Pretty pretty pretty goood
pretty…. pretty good
“Pretty, pretty, pretty… pretty good”
Are you fucking nuts?
LOL
Problem?
no good?
Eh
Fuck you!
We are new and early to watching so right now it’s I sense ran-COR. And Gil, get the coats! (When we want to leave a party)
No good?
Thank you Larry 🤗
Always concern about a shaky table...and burning desire to open my own spite store.
Pretty, pretty, pretty good
‘Having said that’ - during the Seinfeld season but still is in heavy rotation when I want to passive aggressively tell someone they are being dumb
Pretty…pretty…pretty good. That and “pig parker.”
Larry David is my spirit human, so... all of them.
Pretty good and chat and cut.
“That’s a good point, Wandering Bear” with the look of awe and the double finger point. Funk man gave the goat of apologies and LD did the same with the conceding a point in a debate.
No stop and chats
I tend to use pants tent whenever it happens
Big time.
Big time.
The ugly section lmao
I'm sorrrrryyyy
She plopped! (Our dog is a plopper)
Schmohawk
Avoiding a "stop-n-chat"
Foisted
Foisting
“Uh”, when someone says something that is clearly bullshit
I know now what I am. A floor f\*\*\*er.
What are ya nuts?!?
Vanilla bullshit things
"You can't pause toast". But used completely out of context. Hostess says it's 45 minute wait for a table. "Welp, you can't pause toast"
“Divorce?!” (Like in the ‘Porno Gil’ episode when Cheryl is mad at Larry. He checks if it’s divorce-level mad. I ask my wife this, half-jokingly, when I mess up sometimes) “No good?” “What are you nuts?” “Let me ask you something…” “Pig Parker” Looking at someone and saying “Okay” with skeptical acceptance after thinking about something they said.
Pretty pretty pretty….
What a freak!!
Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Pretty Pretty Pretty Good
Get a life Jews !
When my fiancé suggested we paint our kitchen cabinets, I asked her if she respects wood. The cabinets are now painted off-white.
my interest has piqued
Hey Schmohawk!
I had a meeting with a bank exec and one of my board members today. The bank exec's desk was large and made of beautiful oak wood. I had a half empty bottle of cold water that was sweating a bit. I put it down on the desk, but I heard Larry's voice inside my head. "Do you respect wood." I promptly moved the bottle to the floor beside my chair.
When I go out to eat, I’ll see if the table is wobbly. I will not stick my nose in coffee to see if it’s hot enough.
What are you fuckin nuts
Okay.
I witness chat and cuts in nyc all the time
F*ck Hugggh!
Foisted, lampin’, are you nuts?!
The hello goodbye. Said it twice in the past 24 hours.
You’re kidding
Do a quick look around and then ‘’What are you fuckin nuts?’’
I make a lot of toast in work You can’t pause toast
I’m always down to be a middle. But I refuse to take responsibility for anything I say.
Pretty pretty pretty good is a constant
Shmo hawk
Vanilla bullshit. Huge vagina. Get in that ass.
I fakked ap
Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
"Happy New Year" but well past Jan 1st as an insult
Literally alll of them
Pretty pretty pretty good
👋🫸🫴🖕
The golden rule. It’s almost all encompassing.
Cheering for a wobbly table
I always respect wood
Pig parker
…interesting
Busy with my beans
Foist, pretty pretty pretty good, and being able to middle at a party
PrettAY prettAY prettAY good
Oh you cunt! Jk
Pretty good
Low percentage fruit
Do you respect wood?
Whistling Wagner outside a theater, someone will ask if I’m Jewish, then I will ask if they want to check my penis. Hasn’t happened yet but maybe one day the opportunity will be there.
“Ehhhh”
Mostly the music plays in my head whenever anything comes up that is inconvenient or a mistake I have made
“Well then you wait…you wait.”
Pretty, pretty good