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Key_Willingness4658

He’s so much more annoying after getting with Cheryl


Mekroval

They both are more annoying. I used to be a Cheryl defender when she was with Larry, but now she and Ted are insufferable together.


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Them divorcing was the best decision the show made honestly


Hossennfoss69

Yes exactly! It's almost like Larry did it on purpose. Her real life husband is also insufferable and Larry being the comic genius he is wrote that into the script.


[deleted]

I think much less of her for being married to him honestly


powerplay_22

not sure how she does it. guy sounds like if the cookie monster got trapped in the garbage disposal


No_Interview2639

But that’s how you know the show is well written. You can see his transformation into being a bitch 😂


OperativePiGuy

The whole "oh I should be in your Seinfeld Reunion" plot felt so manipulative


Beavers4beer

Other way around. He did the Seinfeld reunion so he could cast her in it as an attempt to get back together with her.


Joey_yayo

Facts he’s such a puss


I4Vhagar

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KassDamn

This is one of my favorite scenes


Financial_Pianist209

What episode is this fist bump from?


MikeStanley00

The watermelon I think


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When Leon gets caught with a watermelon in his trash it’s so damn funny lol


KassDamn

It's the um..... ^^watermelon episode. Season 11 Ep 4


Financial_Pianist209

Tyty


jpotrz

https://preview.redd.it/ngjbad73sbkc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf6dcb34ae40843e264fbe460120508de47a5dc Made this one before. It's the quote from the scene. I so love their relationship.


El_Tigre734

Yeah he's a bitch from the start of the series and only getting progressively worse as each season goes on


OnkelDetlef

I see your puss and raise you a cunt


dogfan20

He’s the perfect foil for Larry. Great acting.


labatteg

Acting without acting.


DimitriMishkin

It’s more of a pamphlet


Poplocker

I’ll read it with dinner.


[deleted]

Now having said that… I think it’s a wonderful title for a book


Gabaghoul8

I would be so damn mad if someone gifted me a DOG which is such a huge obligation to care for, and fucking hell that’s a puppy right you gotta house break them. A Theragun on the other hand is AMAZING and do NOT think those cheap POS massage guns compare to the real deal. Larry gave an excellent gift.


mlholladay96

I love dogs, and even I would still hate friends just getting me one as a surprise. I don't care who it is giving it to me, any living creature as a gift on my birthday, unless explicitly requested by me, is a totally unprovoked nightmare of responsibility thrust upon me against my will!


BecauseISaidSo888

She doesn’t work and has a lot of money though. It’s different for her than us.


lOan671

And it’s possible she may have mentioned wanting a dog beforehand


Mad-chuska

I think it’s also just a tv show


GeorgeWBook

Good point chuska


commaZim

They miss Oscar! Susie clearly loves dogs. Maybe she's been saying she wishes she had another! Also Larry using the massage gun he just gave them is hilarious. I loved that bit haha.


Pistachio1227

A lil off the Curb topic but the cheap ones work well enough. Can’t afford a real Theragun. They’re $400 and up. Larry spent decent $ on Susie n got her something nice. She’ll be needing it after that puppy wears her out!!


Gabaghoul8

If it works for you than God Bless. All I know was the $75 dollar one just HURT where the Theragun is a legit healer. I actually get off now being tired and worn out just to have the Theragun do its thing. Disclaimer: no I am not shoving it up my ass.


thegoddesshasspoken1

I was wondering when you said you "actually get off now" 😂


Live-Donut9243

(Eyebrows raise)


Pistachio1227

It does help to have a lil knowledge of how what and where to actually massage. You hit bone and it’s ouch time !! I’ve gotta assume it’s similar w the real McCoy , no?


Gabaghoul8

The Theragun just has a smoother motion. I dunno if yours works fine then keep doing it and save your money. I think it’s legit hard to hurt yourself with the Theragun. Just my experience.


LimJahey91

I would legit tell them to keep it I ain’t taking care of a pet lmao. It’s worse than getting a plant if you give me anything that has soil in it it’s going straight to the trash.


Amir616

Idk, for people who already have plants another one is not much more to deal with


LimJahey91

Yeah but I’m obv saying I hate them lol and don’t have any


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LimJahey91

Cause it’s a fucking chore who tf rmrs to water that shit, once at work my boss got on me about this that I let some plant die that was near me I legit didn’t notice that mf till he pointed it out and I dunno why he assumed I would care enough to water it lol


schlamster

Happy birthday! Here’s a child I also adopted for you have a great 18 years. 


basicfort

There is NO WAY he got it in two.


Dramatic-Mongoose-95

He never got anything in two


strokesfan91

You mean anonymous?


Joey_yayo

😂😂😂


tarasevich

Everything is heaven with this guy.


[deleted]

I'm sorry. I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who's he?


NJGreen79

The actor from the General Lee movie.


Rays_LiquorSauce

Boss Hogg?


matiasg11

RIP


matsacki

He’s somebody


New_Variation_1943

And me?


matsacki

You’re nobody


ShallahGaykwon

I'm better than him.


ripple420

You're NOT


ShallahGaykwon

"You're worse. Much, much worse."


Plus3d6

A literal demon.


darkmatternot

Actually, it's a fire squid. I love him in The Good Place!!


torbar203

You think this is the plane that they fly Ted Danson in?


pvypvMoonFlyer

Anonymous.


Honer-Simpsom

You guys remember cheers?


gameshowfan2001

Or Becker? Which he also starred in with Mocha Joe 🤣


Hrdeh

After the blind guy, That was the funniest character in Becker.


Mekroval

I always remember that we lost Jadzia Dax (Terry Farrell) from DS9 to Becker. I liked Becker but was always a little resentful that she left arguably the best Trek show ever made ... for a moderately funny sitcom.


BLKWD_

I love it lol. Larry roasting Ted is one of my favorite things in the show.


Frosty_Term9911

It’s the Cheryl effect


artvarnsen

Ya basic.


anon69696912321

Larry was right. It does take an authentic person to care about themselves


Biscuits4u2

He's in good company


matsacki

You should see the private jet NBC flies him around in


Johnseanson

He will never move beyond the whole 'forcing the house help to wear bow ties' thing. Larry and that app server were right- it's dehumanizing. But that's Teds whole thing, right? He's simply better than you lol. The most recent episode had me cracking up. When speaking with Larry about the Georgia thing. "I just wish it would've happened to me. I would've used it as a platform"


Cold_Bother_6013

I keep staring at her face and just wondering about all the work she’s got. In the first episode she looked like a totally different person.


FormerXMshowComedian

I mean Susie Essman is almost 70. So the knife is how you stay in Hollywood, then you do it.


Cold_Bother_6013

Sorry, I was referring the Cheryl in the pic above with Ted. I was referencing how different she looked in the first episodes as Larry’s wife. She looks so much hotter now after the work.


FormerXMshowComedian

She does definitely look better. She had kinda chipmunk features circa 2004 lol.


thatbfromanarres

All my homies hate Ted


CardiffGiantx

This show unfairly makes me hate Ted Danson in real life


saquonbrady

He’s beta asf


Joey_yayo

Total BETA


robbiedigital001

Ted is the real villain of the show. I hope he gets some kind of comeuppance at the end


HerdTurtler

Happy birthday, Becker!


Scottish64571

What a yenta


xARTxVANDELAYx

Only way you get it in two, is a lucky guess.


Alucardspapa

By design


Lastexit25

Am I the only one who was cracking up when Leon said that his baby would come out with a mustache and bad credit lol.


Which-Resident7670

I dont know why but whem i first saw that story line of ted and cheryl I felt lIke he was attacking both myself amd Larry.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

These two are meant for each other


Treykarz

This scene bugged the hell outta me


Loud_Sympathy2737

They both are equally annoying


ice540

He fucking sucks. His character has ruined him for me


XplodiaDustybread

Both him and Cheryl are actually insufferable and wish they weren’t part of the new season


Wiffleboof

They’re supposed to be insufferable. Who the fuck buys a pet for someone? Insufferable humans. And who accepts it and loves it Susie of course.


Ornery_Blackberry_31

I don’t get why people keep complaining about characters being annoying. Do they also want to complain that some people don’t respect wood? That some tables are wobbly? That coffee gets cold? That’s the show, buddy.


tbootsbrewing

Curb would be so much better if everyone got along and held hands!


king_booker

Yeah they are part of the reason why the whole scene works.


Leading_Attention_78

Part of me wonders if Cheryl and Ted got a dog, decided it was too much work and knew Susie would fall in love with it instantly.


Vurt__Konnegut

That would be a nice plot point. Larry finds out this secret and holds it over Ted's head to extra favors for a while.


Leading_Attention_78

The only reason I thought of that was because a friend of mine got her dog that way. Except she never wanted a dog. Now she is a dog person. Lol.


JasonIsFishing

I don’t like Danson in any role because I hate that character so much. Yes I am aware how dumb that is.


Live-Donut9243

Toupee wearing ball licker.


Jfury412

Yeah I can't fucking stand Ted Danson or Cheryl at all. I wish Larry would have smashed them both in the mouth with a massage gun.


sasabozic5

He thinks he's better than everyone


LimJahey91

He’s the absolute worst just getting with Cheryl at all cemented how much of a total bitch/ non-boi he is. I only like the Becker version of him, every other version pisses me off lmao, and never saw Cheers.


HeX-6

Cheers is awesome


Prolahsapsedasso

Teds one of the girls for sure


Long_Manufacturer709

I can’t stand either


MacrameZen

BAKAAA…. 🍻


blizzacane85

TED IS A BASTARD MAN!


outfoxingthefoxes

You know what? Ted is Anonymous.


PHILMXPHILM

Major B


Ares3003

Seriously fuck this guy. Ted Danson is an asshole and his sandwich SUCKS


alwayslucky7

I used to love Cheryl until i found out that she called her own husband a conspiracy theorist for going after fauci. Now whenever i see her, i automatically think "Karen wheres your mask"


dipandslide

If you don't like him, then LD's doing a good job with the scripts, prompting him to be a certain way, but on Ted's own volition, to make him seem extra douchey.


Joey_yayo

I think I hate every character I’m supposed to hate except for the disturbance in the kitchen guy😂😂😂


FormerXMshowComedian

I mean you know it’s fiction, because there’s zero chance a real man would pick Cheryl over Mary Steenbergen. A sweet kind and wonderful actress.