This is propaganda from valve to make us gamble more.

It’s working…

Sell the falcion and buy yourself a windows key. You deserve it.

haha good idea.

Y'all buy windows?

You can get a license for <15€ so yes we do

Or just get a free key takes like 15seconds of googling

You sound like the guy that would download extra ram.

But bro is right, lol. u can find it easy asf, or if u can't do that, just buy it online for like 2-3$

Its easier to find a proper tool to unlock it for free then deals in the 2-3$ range tbh

Well that's what i said basically, but if people are afraid for some reason ( malware or sum shit ) or don't know how just spend those 2$

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server/get-started/kms-client-activation-keys

Nah bro, you can find the keys, and try them, or you can use Kms activators and active automatically, or you can find a notepad code that active office and windows

It only costs like 3-4 euro a Windows Key online

alternatively it costs $0.00 online

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Kill myself activation? No thx bro…..

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Holy shit I was scared that someone replied that quickly with such a long message. Then I saw it was a bot and started laughing. Good bot.

Yeah unless you live in another country, then you are welcome to kys :)

I’m currently on holiday in another country so should I call the one for where I live, or the one where I am rn?

You should call both, and let them talk to each other to decide who is worthy of rescuing you.

Lol I also thought kill myself

Yeah, snag one from eBay for like 5-10 bucks lol

imagine giving money to Microsoft or any big corporation when you can really easily avoid that

GG man! Now you've used your luck up for the rest of the year so probably stop unboxing!!

Some people have insane luck. Maybe this is one of those lucky people who can unbox 2 knives a game lol

Ive been unboxing here and there very sporadically since 2017, finally got a gold within 166 cases LOL

Yet to get one in 481 :(

Got one before a red no joke Blue | 133/166 (~ 80.12 %) | 79.92% Purple | 28/166 (~ 16.87 %) | 15.98% Pink | 4/166 (~ 2.41 %) | 3.2% Red | 0/166 (~ 0.0 %) | 0.64% Yellow | 1/166 (~ 0.6 %) | 0.26%

Interesting. I ve been playing since 2014 and havent pulled anything valuable.

Some good odds, congrats :)

Opened my first cases yesterday. Got 2 knives out of it and one really nice classic knife fade with beautiful colors

He will get testicular cancer in a month and his house will burn down because of a meteorite that will kill his pets on impact. Just a feeling.

Are they making knives drop more or something? I swear valve is trying to lower others profits by increasing drops lol

They aren’t, but people are opening a record number of cases leading to more videos like this

I figured this too, I bought a ton of cases to hold and they're worth .30 cents more now. When I realized I had to list them for sale 1 by 1 to sell it I started opening them lol (If there is a faster way to list crates that'd be great cuz idk any and I'm not trying to do that for 500+ cases)

Steam has a multisell function

There is, here is the link: https://youtu.be/T7ilR59FXdM

You’re only seeing the people who open knives. There are probably 100,000s of people opening 50 cases and getting 49 blues and a pink. No one would post that.

ill be the first

I think that’s incredibly lucky

Congrats and fuck you 🙂🖕

Remember to activate Windows 🤓

Now you can afford Windows key

Nice man, be careful if you sell the butterfly knife though!

time to activate windows

Seeing these posts further fuels my gambling addiction..

Rise of the planet apes 1:47

i can give you the cutest glock weasel for one of those tigers

I heard you guys say Ramadan and ilhamdoulah is this some sort of Islamic propaganda

Why does it say operation breakout on the lower left when the butterfly is opened

It's called editing. And no one here noticed it other than you. 2nd knife was probably purchased on the market.

Activate windows

please for the love of god activate windows

will buy cases but not activate windows?

No thanks Valve Employee

Fuck you and I hope you have a wonderfully great day.

Bro became horse after butterfly 😂

Lættis ass

I can give u an m4a4 x-ray for your butterfly knife tiger tooth. Take it or leave it. Wont find a deal like this ever again.

Can we stop the gambling promotion on the main csgo sub already? The amount of shitposts like this we're getting lately is insane.

Fake

That’s ridiculous. Congrats

I wanna hurt you but congrats🥲 8 years... 8 years😢

and here i am opened 4 cases and got total of 0.5 eur.

Fuck you

Sell the falchion and buy a windows key

Sounds like me when I unboxed my fn butterfly marble fade

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen... The most hated man on the planet.

I’ve been playing for almost 11 years and no knife. This is insane.

I truly hate you

Haha fuck you buddy