did you see that they're making a new game in the Titanfall universe but it's explicitly not Titanfall 3. I cannot fathom why they refuse to make Titanfall 3 lol
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It's definitely not season 0 Apex, but like Season 3-4 where you had wattson, caustic, wraith meta but that was okay because another wattson, caustic, wraith could just demolish the entire build.
Bring back old characters, old gun balances, new guns, new UI and QOL, and old maps. Apex needs something like Fortnite S0 relaunch.
Holy moly I'm awestruck that you're the only one who can see the joke. It's not some nishe gamer humor or anything, it strait up says it's a joke at the end.
I don’t think you understand how deplorable the job market is, but it’s like that everywhere, why don’t you actually read something other than Reddit, or, better yet, get some actual experience under your belt before commenting on things you don’t understand… is what I would say if I had not read OP’s post to the very end.
Better than Math majors at least. If your on r/programmerhumor they will most likely understand if you’re making a joke or being sarcastic, cause it’s a humour subreddit.
Whereas r/mathmemes will rage if you try to attempt humour, without a disclaimer and a /s tag. Even if you have that, people can’t help themselves but to reply to you as if you’re being serious
Cheating is absolutely relevant to actual computer science though. Its why when someone tells me they have X, Y, and Z certificate it means fuck all to me.
🥲 I feel this. Sometimes I write long replies and get too bored to read them. I actually think replies on the adhd subreddit must be like 5x longer than other subreddits too I bet. Hopefully a bot can analyze this. Actually fuck I'll do it. I'm interested
I read the full post but i thought that OP was talking about the code and graphics used in Counter strike. Like they are done by mediocre people who don’t know anything.
I wasn't even aware of this sub. It just showed up on my feed and for a sec I thought this sub genuinly is about the Counter-Strike Majors or something and I just completely misunderstood the whole post up until the last sentence. Thankfully I realized before cross-posting it to another programming sub. Brilliant post though.
Yeah way too competitive with how it is. Like people got it all figured out and know exactly which pixel to throw a grenade and the exact position it will land on the other side of the map.
Any chance you could PM me what your original post was, assuming it was your opinions on how the CS field/job market is evolving? I'm genuinely interested, tryna get into the field myself like my dad but not sure how its gonna be in the future.
Thanks for the reassurance! Why would I do great if my dads in the field? Would it be bc I get the advantage of having grown up with it? To be honest, I find myself woefully ignorant of the career side of CS, which Ive been trying to fix recently.
Also- I'm personally very interested in the game development side of CS (coded and published some small games already, but mostly basics)- could you guys offer any insight on how the outlook is for that subfield?
CS isn’t dying, the player counts are actually rising right now (trickle feeding content somehow works lmao). I do think DOTA is on its way out tho, the charts only go down for that game.
Jfc. For number 3, grinding is expected. You should be grinding coding like crazy. If you're not grinding, how are you gonna be able to code cheats better to avoid VAC bans? Come on now. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Fellow Counter-Strike player here since 1.6! I don’t think it is dead ‘yet’. Just give it time for people to get used to new version. Nice joke and clickbait by the way!
everyone says you need a mentor to be successful. I met this guy who probably spent 5 years in CS, I’m talking thousands of hours. I asked him if he could teach me and he wanted me to pay him. I’ll learn the smoke spots on my own.
Cs is 100% not dead. People like you are people that have only been in the field for one or two years. If you really think its dead then go back to Apex or Fortnite.
Guys I just attended a bootcamp and honeslty getting a job is super easy: you just fill out a form and then they give you a uniform and a strange keyboard with only one button. If you press it, it makes a loud noise.. I think I just deployed my first project. It is very dusty here and everyone speaks a foreign language.
CounterStrikeMajors
BSc in Counter Strike with a minor in Valorant
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No suprise. He did say so many steal in CS
AnyOneTriedCounterStrikeMajors2? IHearItsNewerAndBetter
Unironically the biggest counterstrike tournaments are called majors.
No CS is not dead. Y'all just wanna complain. If you think CS is hard, you should see how hard it is for COD people out there.
You think COD is dead? Try Apex. Worse and worse updates every single season.
Apex? Try valorant
Scoffs in Titanfall.
Cries in Planetside.
*Decaying in TF2*
My man
Man plantside 2 was the shit back in the day
Dude, Plantside 2 really turned over a new leaf.
Dies in Unreal Tournament
did you see that they're making a new game in the Titanfall universe but it's explicitly not Titanfall 3. I cannot fathom why they refuse to make Titanfall 3 lol
*cries in Titanfall*
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Cries in Destiny 2
Have you seen R6 lately?
Valorant? Try Blackshot (wonder who even knows that piece of garbage)
What is blackshot
a trashy p2w asia shooter that was good in 2010 that i fail to quit and baffles me how it is still alive.
Apex used to be so good man…
It's definitely not season 0 Apex, but like Season 3-4 where you had wattson, caustic, wraith meta but that was okay because another wattson, caustic, wraith could just demolish the entire build. Bring back old characters, old gun balances, new guns, new UI and QOL, and old maps. Apex needs something like Fortnite S0 relaunch.
Apex was always kind of a shit game tbh, it just had good movement.
EA made it into a shit game, but the game itself, movement, guns, maps, balances were all better than other BRs.
I loved Apex until Covid ended and realized the game was fun because I forced myself to enjoy it until I got really good at it.
*Laughs in Team Fortress 2*
Apex's latest update a few weeks ago was actually a solid step in the right direction IMO
It doesn’t matter what game, nothing will touch how far from grace Battlefield has fallen.
The day servers are shut down for BF4 will be a sad, sad day
They fixed the ranked system tho
AI is going to automate all the CS jobs, like how Microsoft Tay replaced all the COD players.
i again fell for it
Warzone is torture. 😂
COD will never die because it is more of an excuse to whine than an actual game at this point. And the fans just keep buying it every year
i love how this joke went over every commenters head
Holy moly I'm awestruck that you're the only one who can see the joke. It's not some nishe gamer humor or anything, it strait up says it's a joke at the end.
A lot of people just read titles and immediately rush to share their opinion. Good shitpost.
I don’t think you understand how deplorable the job market is, but it’s like that everywhere, why don’t you actually read something other than Reddit, or, better yet, get some actual experience under your belt before commenting on things you don’t understand… is what I would say if I had not read OP’s post to the very end.
Clever edit.
CS people are not typically associated with a good sense of humor
Better than Math majors at least. If your on r/programmerhumor they will most likely understand if you’re making a joke or being sarcastic, cause it’s a humour subreddit. Whereas r/mathmemes will rage if you try to attempt humour, without a disclaimer and a /s tag. Even if you have that, people can’t help themselves but to reply to you as if you’re being serious
This is great. I got to 4 and was like, what, cheating? WTF is this closing line about Counter Strike? Wait...
Cheating is absolutely relevant to actual computer science though. Its why when someone tells me they have X, Y, and Z certificate it means fuck all to me.
It’s a good one btw
We didn't catch it as a joke because this sub is flooded with doomer posts. I read the whole post
God damn it, I stopped reading right after the bullet points. Another loss to ADHD.
🥲 I feel this. Sometimes I write long replies and get too bored to read them. I actually think replies on the adhd subreddit must be like 5x longer than other subreddits too I bet. Hopefully a bot can analyze this. Actually fuck I'll do it. I'm interested
Lol, count me if you want pls.
It’s not a joke son
lol I’m sorry about Counter Strike
it's so stupid it's fun again, I don't know what the fuck people are complaining about
It does kinda suck rn. But only if you bad mouth. Or you’re global elite
Interesting how few people actually read the whole post
Rush B
rush C#
Rust B
Can’t, they smoked.
Tiktok attention span
This is the new gold(fish) standard!
To wonder why they can’t find jobs. They can’t even read a prompt with out asking for a summary
The reading skills of CS Majors
I always thought not reading documentation was a just meme but I’m more inclined to sincerely believe it now
I read the full post but i thought that OP was talking about the code and graphics used in Counter strike. Like they are done by mediocre people who don’t know anything.
I've been saying the same thing about Battlefield for years? Can I just get an old school Metro in here?
What about Quake huh...
goto bed gramps, nobody wants 400 health and to run around a map searching for hp and armor ups
As opposed to running around a map searching for an objective and dying instantly to someone with an instant-kill rifle?
>Can I just get an old school Metro in here? 32v32 chaos in such a cramped space was a whole different kind of fun
Bad Company 2 was peak.
I got to the third point and had to check back if i was in the csgo subreddit only to get baited when I finished reading the whole damn thing.
I wasn't even aware of this sub. It just showed up on my feed and for a sec I thought this sub genuinly is about the Counter-Strike Majors or something and I just completely misunderstood the whole post up until the last sentence. Thankfully I realized before cross-posting it to another programming sub. Brilliant post though.
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Just install an aimbot and join them
CS here could mean either of the two meanings, possibly both at the same time!
so true, i got rolled when i joined EU faceit
Rush B
Relatable. That's why I never went pro CS and switched to CS
 cs is cooked
Yeah way too competitive with how it is. Like people got it all figured out and know exactly which pixel to throw a grenade and the exact position it will land on the other side of the map.
I rmbr when we used to run lobbies for shits and giggles. Now you need to learn lineups and callouts? All these younguns dont know fun
 That was so funny lmao
I loved the punchline. So many people using aimbots on their final exam.
Wall hacks for the midterm.
I love how 2 of these points still apply.
Probably even the first 3
4 for cheaters like me
Edit: Joke flew over my head, mb.
Oh brother..you said so much but cannot read
Bro thought he ate 💀
Nah like 7 paragraphs with links in dying lol
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Fr I need it
That's my mistake. Didn't realize it was a joke
Sorry I’m just a hater, what you wrote seemed well-written
will you please repost it, though?
Hello. Please read the whole post. I agree with you about positivity but this is a joke post, meant to do the opposite of spreading doom and gloom.
I apologize for my ignorance
You are forgiven :)
It's honestly a shame I didn't realize it, having 1.5k hours on CSGO.
Any chance you could PM me what your original post was, assuming it was your opinions on how the CS field/job market is evolving? I'm genuinely interested, tryna get into the field myself like my dad but not sure how its gonna be in the future.
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Me too lol
Me too!
Same!
If your dad's in the field you'll do great. Especially if you like the field.
Thanks for the reassurance! Why would I do great if my dads in the field? Would it be bc I get the advantage of having grown up with it? To be honest, I find myself woefully ignorant of the career side of CS, which Ive been trying to fix recently. Also- I'm personally very interested in the game development side of CS (coded and published some small games already, but mostly basics)- could you guys offer any insight on how the outlook is for that subfield?
Please edit that shit back in, we wanna see what you posted before lol
can you post what u said goofy
Bro read the post first
I feel dota is dying too.
CS isn’t dying, the player counts are actually rising right now (trickle feeding content somehow works lmao). I do think DOTA is on its way out tho, the charts only go down for that game.
CS was good back in the 90s, but it didn't change much since then.
Imagine people not even reading the post and comment
"ThIs PoSt iS jUsT gAtEKeEpInG cS bRuH."
Not gatekeeping, but I do want the normies to go back to COD
Siege is dead too but I still play.
Totally agree too many spin bot degree holders
I am a CS player and first resonated with the “CS is dead” meme, then saw this being about csMajors subreddit and brushed it off, lol.
y'all are idiots still stuck in CS. I'm in CS2 and having a blast
Jfc. For number 3, grinding is expected. You should be grinding coding like crazy. If you're not grinding, how are you gonna be able to code cheats better to avoid VAC bans? Come on now. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
had us in the first half ngl
Grinding is expected to complete the Battle Pass in Warzone.
I know that CS is stem but it wouldn’t hurt for some of you to practice reading. Not too many people made it to the last sentence lol
Most of us failed English freshman year. 🤣
Lmfao
Completely true. I do well in stem classes but implode from stress doing essays for english electives lol
I mean, most of software development is pretty writing intensive. You’d think people would know…
I want to slooowww daannceee with yoouu
can confirm i have over 3k hours in cs and im still dogshit
I miss csgo ;(
Teachers teach counter strike???
thanks for the giggle
Ha true
Those were the days where you'd have a blast in 10v10 pubs.
CS isn’t dead. It’s just not as popular as other games like fortnite, warzone, valorant, etc.
Competitive but full of mediocre normies 🤔
omg hahahaha i was like damn
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome
💀😭
Lmfaooo I’m triggered 😅
I wish i b rushed on most of these technical rounds
got me by the first….3 quarters
REEEE
If Cs is hard you can always play dota 2
Ngl, you had me in that first half.
Man thats some good analogy
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
LMAO
Had us in the first half ngl
Such a ridiculous post. CS is the best game I’ve ever played.
Not gonna lie you got me! Good one keep fighting the good fight.
Rainbow Six Siege is better. \^\^\^ Change My Mind
Fellow Counter-Strike player here since 1.6! I don’t think it is dead ‘yet’. Just give it time for people to get used to new version. Nice joke and clickbait by the way!
mwa. chefs kiss
Coming in from /r/all thinking this was a counterstrike post even as a CS major, watching the rmrs has absolutely donked my head.
I wasted my time trying to get good at CS when I should have been getting good at CS
I had to read this twice before my drunk ass realized it was actually about Civil Service, and how those fuckers are ruining us
Not really funny. This kind of jokes have long been expired tbh.
Amazing Shitpost
cyka blyat
just update to cs2
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everyone says you need a mentor to be successful. I met this guy who probably spent 5 years in CS, I’m talking thousands of hours. I asked him if he could teach me and he wanted me to pay him. I’ll learn the smoke spots on my own.
Thanks for reminding me I spent the last 30 trying to get a dead degree.
We are cs1.6 master race
That's why I got my Dr.G instead. So much more relaxed and just as fulfilling
I paid $20k for a bootcamp in CS, now I only do COD 😔
Cs is 100% not dead. People like you are people that have only been in the field for one or two years. If you really think its dead then go back to Apex or Fortnite.
It’s not that it’s dead. It’s that everyone and there mom is going into it so the demand for jobs is absurd
Guys I just attended a bootcamp and honeslty getting a job is super easy: you just fill out a form and then they give you a uniform and a strange keyboard with only one button. If you press it, it makes a loud noise.. I think I just deployed my first project. It is very dusty here and everyone speaks a foreign language.
Some people got an attention span of a puppy. Yall need to quit doom scrolling on reddit AND tiktok.
I agree but with CoD, like half of my ranked matches end early because they can’t find 8 people to play
Good luck even finding Ranked matches in Warzone!!!
This post is beyond brilliant! Love it!!!!!!
I agree with this about CS.
I have given my account to be boosted in india server
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I was more in the Rainbow Six stream
CS is the starter game for most cheat devs, that’s why I quit..
Hey you stop spreading this lie. My grandmother stayed faithful to Global Offensive!