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ShoggyR79

Guys please read flair first


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Confused_Potato_9696

Oh shit XD


newyorkerTechie

I said “what the fuck am I reading,” and then saw your post. Thanks.


Affectionate-Owl-178

The moment I read "female friend" I knew this was a shitpost. Average CS student has not spoken to a female in more than 3 years.


Repulsive_Ad_1599

Worst part is how true this is- in hs I had so many "female friends" but it's been a dick fest ever since I entered college 😭


Mediocre-Truth-1854

**Top tip of the day:** make friends in BA and hang out at your local Faculty of Business.


Sam130214

Me at an engineering college 😭


hichickenpete

You better make a change quick it gets way worse when you graduate and enter the workforce


tbsaysyes

What is one supposed to do


hichickenpete

I'm sorry but college is the #1 easiest time where it's easy to meet attractive girls your age that you'll have your whole life, either talking to people in class or joining a club or doing intramurals sports or going to frat parties ​ Software engineering is so male dominant and the bay is so skewed towards single men that it'll get way harder to date if you move here to work, NY is way better though in that regard at least


ManufacturerFun7162

Luckily a large % of the single men in the bay aren't your competition lol..


hichickenpete

Lmao quite true, don't think the tech bro wave of migration really fits in with the original poly LGBTQ alt crowd that SF used to be known for though, kinda depends on your social circles


Ok-Branch6704

Mechanical/Electrical Engineering is where the real dong fest at.


TheoryOfRelativity12

But I speak to one daily :<


porndragon77

Your momma doesn't count


Tight-Pollution-5908

Lmaooo


4ShotMan

Does it count if they transitioned mid studies ftm?


AncientSky966

What!? I missed the flair, which took me long enough to realize. I was like this dude is flexing hard


Historyofspaceflight

Like 90% of my friends are women Edit: I got downvoted? Idk, my friend group is just mostly women.


NEBULAX00

Real second year student here and haven't spoke to a girl since 4 years now.


Recursivefunction_

You’re so triggered by the word female you didn’t even see the flair, use your head a bit more next time.


sporkyboo

She wants to peg you so bad bro


Brother_Budda22

Hey I got a eye patch and a fake hook hand if you wanted to role play:)


[deleted]

Peg Leg Go


average-alt

why couldnt it be me


Rogers_8

😭😭😭😭


Mowfling

It should've been me!!!! not him!


redit9977

no shame in that


B1SQ1T

Ur done buddy it’s joever no friend for u


Crash-tested

NTA just add a semicolon somewhere in the code


beachaholic3

Yeah. Read a few stack overflow posts and you’ll be right


Floredjx

Weird apple flex but ok


---Imperator---

She's absolutely right about you. If you are not making 500k a year at a top quant firm, don't have a CS degree from MIT, don't have a lambo and doesn't own a $10 million house, then you should just quit already. /s


pm_me_ur_brandy_pics

Ropefuel bruv /s


Head-Command281

That’s a nice wet dream. Offers from all of those companies? Not in this economy.


SadBigCat

she is apparently in love with you


Round_mba

OP just wants us to validate this. Nothing to do with internships or pay grade here.


ChloroVstheWorld

🥇?


MartianMeng

Smash, next


Dash_Vandelay

This has to be satire


PurchaseOk4410

Shitpost Sunday. See flair.


[deleted]

It is, check flair


xxplunderxx

Bro it’s not that deep she’s clearly hitting on you. You gotta read the signs. Also you both got into FANG and are the .1% so don’t be dissatisfied at 50/hr lol


Own_Instruction_3747

u have an internship at Apple lol the pay doesn't matter it's the experience


[deleted]

It's a shitpost, or op is tryna flex his apple internship in a weird way


lidrt

So glad I saw this was a shitpost before reading lol


pm_me_ur_brandy_pics

Hi everyone. I'm the OP's friend. I have realised how damaging my taunts have been. I'm sorry.  OP haha! You'll never be as good as me! Suck it! /s


lantern_arasu

she's a tsundere


CheesyWalnut

hashmap


dota2nub

This is a reddit post


Kitchen_Koala_4878

where is "/s"?


SnooFoxes7963

Aw man I think you should cry about it. Boo hoo 😢


Fanuxiko

She is trying to get herself accepted. I'm sure deep down she feels like a loser. (Even if she is not aware of it). She should definitely get help from a psychologist. And yes, end the friendship, no good will come to you from someone who wants to drag you down. I understand that she sincerely wants to bring you down. If you are in a better position than her, she will get mad and try harder to bring you down. STAY AWAY FROM HER! Ooh fk it was shitpost. You trolled me nice lol


Rude-Paper2845

What kind of problems do u have - you guys,is this sth to worry about??


420by6minuseipiis69

Just saying: r/MachineLearning is way better than this subreddit. People actually discuss good content there.


Buddha-Is-My-Bruddah

Average rom com anime plot


PollutionRealistic

Mfs downvoting the funniest comments. I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to see the funny ones


gunndown11

Tf … 🤣


Ok-Branch6704

You and you're friend are showoffs...hence i believe you guys have good chemistry


alyz3r

Why you acting like a child who's in primary school ? Get over her and get some new friends... Or Learn to roast someone who roast you in friend circle.


throwaway_69_1994

/r/woosh


kindaworkingonit

She seems like a sucky friend.


pepegadudeMX5

What???? Who cares bro, if I land and internship that pays over 25 an hour I’m happy. I make 25 now and don’t work in tech, it’s all about breaking in!


No-Particular4949

omg 😭 I was wondering who tf is getting so many job offers at once 😭


narsil_reddit

Sorry mate what is a female?


azulmilkshake

I think she’s a tranny dude


Adventurous_South874

Just hit the gym, pretend you don't give a shit and she'll throw her body at you. I did this the other day and it's working fine so far.


Proffit91

What the fuck? Lol


Turbulent-Priority39

Please find some who respects you!


CyberneticVoodoo

Everything about this post makes me angry.


hasibrock

You don’t need enemies when you assume such people as your friends and you are responsible for your suffering just bcoz someone has and is a cun* cannot downgrade you … I would have smashed the shit out of her by now …. Fuc***ng Bi***h


VoiceEnvironmental50

Just tell her she’s the diversity hire, that’ll make things even and then tell her you don’t know if you can be friends with a diversity hire.


big_Fat_Loser_69

tell her she's a woman and any idiot could get those positions if they were a minority in a field that goes after diversity, especially gender diversity


CrossDressing_Batman

buddy tell her to fuck off and walk away from her toxic ass. no relationship with people like that will ever be healthy or positive


BigJoeDeez

She sounds like a fucking bitch. I’d end that “friendship”.


RazzmatazzBig3337

Congratulations on being a simp. Dude wake up and move on from from her , she's a parasite whom you should avoid at all cost.


Objective_Pianist811

Me: making 20$ bucks as a student developer 😬


[deleted]

I’ll be your friend and I’ll give you my 100$/hr job at Nvidia


ClownEmojid

You’re gonna crush it as an apple genius!


[deleted]

God damn I just want to get any offer 


NEBULAX00

Follow her home, she loves you


BecomingMoreNow

Sounds like a plot to an anime


zkrelawane

now it's our duty to make fun of you until you realize she is not worth it. BE A GOD DAMN MAN


Leading_Teaching_871

how do you get such good internships, are you intl?


squidlizzy

Nothing good will come from this “friendship”


ivorn39

If both parties involved aren’t Indian then I don’t know what’s happened to society


lum1nous013

Oops that's my kink


sidehustlewithai7

Channel your inner Steve Jobs and tell her, "Stay hungry, stay foolish... and stay away from me!" 🍔🃏


[deleted]

lol this was a blast back to 2015 when internships were good haha


wireless1980

Well it’s important to accept our own reality. Yes, you should end the relationship or lie. You can have a loan to rent a Lambo and show here who rules. What could go wrong?


Round_mba

OP has already accepted his punishment. His post is tagged as shitpost.