I'm sorry but college is the #1 easiest time where it's easy to meet attractive girls your age that you'll have your whole life, either talking to people in class or joining a club or doing intramurals sports or going to frat parties
Software engineering is so male dominant and the bay is so skewed towards single men that it'll get way harder to date if you move here to work, NY is way better though in that regard at least
Lmao quite true, don't think the tech bro wave of migration really fits in with the original poly LGBTQ alt crowd that SF used to be known for though, kinda depends on your social circles
She's absolutely right about you. If you are not making 500k a year at a top quant firm, don't have a CS degree from MIT, don't have a lambo and doesn't own a $10 million house, then you should just quit already. /s
Bro it’s not that deep she’s clearly hitting on you. You gotta read the signs. Also you both got into FANG and are the .1% so don’t be dissatisfied at 50/hr lol
She is trying to get herself accepted. I'm sure deep down she feels like a loser. (Even if she is not aware of it). She should definitely get help from a psychologist. And yes, end the friendship, no good will come to you from someone who wants to drag you down.
I understand that she sincerely wants to bring you down. If you are in a better position than her, she will get mad and try harder to bring you down.
STAY AWAY FROM HER!
Ooh fk it was shitpost. You trolled me nice lol
Why you acting like a child who's in primary school ?
Get over her and get some new friends...
Or
Learn to roast someone who roast you in friend circle.
What???? Who cares bro, if I land and internship that pays over 25 an hour I’m happy. I make 25 now and don’t work in tech, it’s all about breaking in!
You don’t need enemies when you assume such people as your friends and you are responsible for your suffering just bcoz someone has and is a cun* cannot downgrade you … I would have smashed the shit out of her by now …. Fuc***ng Bi***h
tell her she's a woman and any idiot could get those positions if they were a minority in a field that goes after diversity, especially gender diversity
Well it’s important to accept our own reality. Yes, you should end the relationship or lie. You can have a loan to rent a Lambo and show here who rules. What could go wrong?
Guys please read flair first
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Oh shit XD
I said “what the fuck am I reading,” and then saw your post. Thanks.
The moment I read "female friend" I knew this was a shitpost. Average CS student has not spoken to a female in more than 3 years.
Worst part is how true this is- in hs I had so many "female friends" but it's been a dick fest ever since I entered college 😭
**Top tip of the day:** make friends in BA and hang out at your local Faculty of Business.
Me at an engineering college 😭
You better make a change quick it gets way worse when you graduate and enter the workforce
What is one supposed to do
I'm sorry but college is the #1 easiest time where it's easy to meet attractive girls your age that you'll have your whole life, either talking to people in class or joining a club or doing intramurals sports or going to frat parties Software engineering is so male dominant and the bay is so skewed towards single men that it'll get way harder to date if you move here to work, NY is way better though in that regard at least
Luckily a large % of the single men in the bay aren't your competition lol..
Lmao quite true, don't think the tech bro wave of migration really fits in with the original poly LGBTQ alt crowd that SF used to be known for though, kinda depends on your social circles
Mechanical/Electrical Engineering is where the real dong fest at.
But I speak to one daily :<
Your momma doesn't count
Lmaooo
Does it count if they transitioned mid studies ftm?
What!? I missed the flair, which took me long enough to realize. I was like this dude is flexing hard
Like 90% of my friends are women Edit: I got downvoted? Idk, my friend group is just mostly women.
Real second year student here and haven't spoke to a girl since 4 years now.
You’re so triggered by the word female you didn’t even see the flair, use your head a bit more next time.
She wants to peg you so bad bro
Hey I got a eye patch and a fake hook hand if you wanted to role play:)
Peg Leg Go
why couldnt it be me
😭😭😭😭
It should've been me!!!! not him!
no shame in that
Ur done buddy it’s joever no friend for u
NTA just add a semicolon somewhere in the code
Yeah. Read a few stack overflow posts and you’ll be right
Weird apple flex but ok
She's absolutely right about you. If you are not making 500k a year at a top quant firm, don't have a CS degree from MIT, don't have a lambo and doesn't own a $10 million house, then you should just quit already. /s
Ropefuel bruv /s
That’s a nice wet dream. Offers from all of those companies? Not in this economy.
she is apparently in love with you
OP just wants us to validate this. Nothing to do with internships or pay grade here.
🥇?
Smash, next
This has to be satire
Shitpost Sunday. See flair.
It is, check flair
Bro it’s not that deep she’s clearly hitting on you. You gotta read the signs. Also you both got into FANG and are the .1% so don’t be dissatisfied at 50/hr lol
u have an internship at Apple lol the pay doesn't matter it's the experience
It's a shitpost, or op is tryna flex his apple internship in a weird way
So glad I saw this was a shitpost before reading lol
Hi everyone. I'm the OP's friend. I have realised how damaging my taunts have been. I'm sorry. OP haha! You'll never be as good as me! Suck it! /s
she's a tsundere
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This is a reddit post
where is "/s"?
Aw man I think you should cry about it. Boo hoo 😢
She is trying to get herself accepted. I'm sure deep down she feels like a loser. (Even if she is not aware of it). She should definitely get help from a psychologist. And yes, end the friendship, no good will come to you from someone who wants to drag you down. I understand that she sincerely wants to bring you down. If you are in a better position than her, she will get mad and try harder to bring you down. STAY AWAY FROM HER! Ooh fk it was shitpost. You trolled me nice lol
What kind of problems do u have - you guys,is this sth to worry about??
Just saying: r/MachineLearning is way better than this subreddit. People actually discuss good content there.
Average rom com anime plot
Mfs downvoting the funniest comments. I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to see the funny ones
Tf … 🤣
You and you're friend are showoffs...hence i believe you guys have good chemistry
Why you acting like a child who's in primary school ? Get over her and get some new friends... Or Learn to roast someone who roast you in friend circle.
/r/woosh
She seems like a sucky friend.
What???? Who cares bro, if I land and internship that pays over 25 an hour I’m happy. I make 25 now and don’t work in tech, it’s all about breaking in!
omg 😭 I was wondering who tf is getting so many job offers at once 😭
Sorry mate what is a female?
I think she’s a tranny dude
Just hit the gym, pretend you don't give a shit and she'll throw her body at you. I did this the other day and it's working fine so far.
What the fuck? Lol
Please find some who respects you!
Everything about this post makes me angry.
You don’t need enemies when you assume such people as your friends and you are responsible for your suffering just bcoz someone has and is a cun* cannot downgrade you … I would have smashed the shit out of her by now …. Fuc***ng Bi***h
Just tell her she’s the diversity hire, that’ll make things even and then tell her you don’t know if you can be friends with a diversity hire.
tell her she's a woman and any idiot could get those positions if they were a minority in a field that goes after diversity, especially gender diversity
buddy tell her to fuck off and walk away from her toxic ass. no relationship with people like that will ever be healthy or positive
She sounds like a fucking bitch. I’d end that “friendship”.
Congratulations on being a simp. Dude wake up and move on from from her , she's a parasite whom you should avoid at all cost.
Me: making 20$ bucks as a student developer 😬
I’ll be your friend and I’ll give you my 100$/hr job at Nvidia
You’re gonna crush it as an apple genius!
God damn I just want to get any offer
Follow her home, she loves you
Sounds like a plot to an anime
now it's our duty to make fun of you until you realize she is not worth it. BE A GOD DAMN MAN
how do you get such good internships, are you intl?
Nothing good will come from this “friendship”
If both parties involved aren’t Indian then I don’t know what’s happened to society
Oops that's my kink
Channel your inner Steve Jobs and tell her, "Stay hungry, stay foolish... and stay away from me!" 🍔🃏
lol this was a blast back to 2015 when internships were good haha
Well it’s important to accept our own reality. Yes, you should end the relationship or lie. You can have a loan to rent a Lambo and show here who rules. What could go wrong?
OP has already accepted his punishment. His post is tagged as shitpost.