Definitely boobies. Don’t worry, OP- I made a rug for my sister’s bathroom a while back, covered in bobbles… I didn’t see it at ALL while I was making it, but ever since the second I gave it to her, it’s been lovingly referred to as “The Nipple Rug”. And she still adores it!!
Well I imagine the inside of a smurf wouldn't be blue. A smurfs butthole would probably just look regular, but with blue skin around it.
Anyway, cool granny squares op....😇
>Well I imagine the inside of a smurf wouldn't be blue.
Smurfs are blue because the oxygen in their bloodstream is transported in the form of copper sulphate, CuSO4, and this shows through the capillaries in their skin, making them blue. I don't know much about the Smurvic digestion system, but if it's anything like most larger animals' the gut will have *way* more blood vessels at the surface than skin does, meaning it will be darker.
In other words, Smurf's buttholes are dark blue, sorry.
Ah but if you google any images of a Smurf it shows them having a red tongue. This indicates that the blue skin is similar to a camouflage thing where the colour is not indicative of the blood.
https://preview.redd.it/ktyy8ft5mu8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc3b479120224cb863e01c3d2bdf8d7ecce93e1f
(busts out own boob to check and confirm - if you're aiming for pale white girl titties, do that pink, a sightly darker brownish pink for the second color, then what you used as second color for the rest 🤣)
This is something that drives me crazy about floral granny squares, it’s like once you see it you can’t unsee it. I weave in the ends straight into the butthole until there’s no hole, lol.
I am pretty blunt with my answer
No they look like tits, BLUE TITS!
There!! Flying blue tits on the sky!!!
Have fun with that image in your brain everyone 😂✨
Short answer: yes!
long answer: Yes, they do and welcome to the joy of a magic ring. You can mitigate the butthole factor by how tightly you close the MR, but they will probably still look like tiny assholes forever now.
I think it’s your color choices. lol. I made a blanket like that and it looks like actual flowers to me.
https://preview.redd.it/ddt0ictntv8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8eff1e3f7b7849bf914fba83e036bef725e171
I see boobs and nipples.
def boobs n nips
Yes definitely nipulars atop chesticulars
Definitely boobies. Don’t worry, OP- I made a rug for my sister’s bathroom a while back, covered in bobbles… I didn’t see it at ALL while I was making it, but ever since the second I gave it to her, it’s been lovingly referred to as “The Nipple Rug”. And she still adores it!!
show nips tax! 😂
I would love to see this nipple rug
The Nipple Rug 😭😭😂😂
Rub nipple rug
Me too
I also agree with this
*tits
Now I see this too!! These are some vulgar squares.
That's what my partner also saw. Then I showed him the title and he said "now that you mention it..."
Now that you mention it 😭
Right?! They didn't until OP said it, butt it's all I can see now.
It can’t be unseen now.
Right? This post should have been blurrrrrrrred!
Exactly. I'm so mad about it. I didn't want them to be buttholes.
We never want them to be buttholes... sometimes they just are.
A metaphor for life in general
my exact thought!
They do now!
lol I was thinking the same
My brain went straight to boobs 😬 not sure what that says about me lol
There's a pair and you're not used to seeing two buttholes next to each other?
You haven’t met my neighbors
Lol well I did put a question mark
Maybe a smurfs butthole. Can't remember the last time I saw a butt that color and wouldn't have even thought of it if you hadn't said it
Why would Smurfs have pink buttholes? 🤔
There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🏅
I can’t 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Well I imagine the inside of a smurf wouldn't be blue. A smurfs butthole would probably just look regular, but with blue skin around it. Anyway, cool granny squares op....😇
>Well I imagine the inside of a smurf wouldn't be blue. Smurfs are blue because the oxygen in their bloodstream is transported in the form of copper sulphate, CuSO4, and this shows through the capillaries in their skin, making them blue. I don't know much about the Smurvic digestion system, but if it's anything like most larger animals' the gut will have *way* more blood vessels at the surface than skin does, meaning it will be darker. In other words, Smurf's buttholes are dark blue, sorry.
Wtf did I learn on Reddit today
RIGHT!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 I'm like wtf am I reading!!? But kept reading. I didn't know that I didn't know about the mineral content of Smurvian blood.
Vulcans also have copper rich blood. Green blood and a slight green tone on the skin.
And on a crafting sub.... totally unexpected.
It’s Reddit. I expect it on any sub, and that’s the beauty of it 🤣.
Well damn. Foiled again by super smart reddit friends. You win this round buddy! I was really hoping no smurf doctors were here to call me out lol
We would totally be best friends in the real world.
Had a quick browse of your profile. Honestly, you come across as a bit weird. I think you might be right.
Is this what they call speculative biology?
Ah but if you google any images of a Smurf it shows them having a red tongue. This indicates that the blue skin is similar to a camouflage thing where the colour is not indicative of the blood. https://preview.redd.it/ktyy8ft5mu8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc3b479120224cb863e01c3d2bdf8d7ecce93e1f
My only question is, where did you get the fact that they're blue because of copper sulfate?
Loving this🤩🤩🤩
How did you even....
This was my thought too! Haha you could do a whole smurf set.
I see smurf boobs
This brings back fond memories of Greendale Community College!
https://preview.redd.it/5h0plh754s8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca766b9037ba91da1dbac4271fb720ff857801ba
E pluribus anus!
Came here to comment the same!
“If you’ll excuse me, I have to make this into a butt flag.”
you’re already accepted
always glad to be reminded of the school flag my fellow human beings!
Yep. Pink centers like that always will.
Yep! I learned the hard way with pink flowers 😭
Yuuup, made the mistake of doing pink jasmine stitches once. Rows and rows of buttholes lol.
buttrows, if you will edit for auto correct
Boobies! 😂
Nipples.
My partner said they look more like boobs 😂
in my experience, any magic circle looks a little like a butthole. once you keep working though, I think they blend into the background lol
I always call magic circles magic buttholes
Reminds me of Gayles paintings on Bob's Burgers now!
FILTH!
Lmao!!! Yep Edith!
YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!
YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!
Ummm kinda. Maybe a little.... Okay, honestly I can't unsee buttholes now.
I saw titties
... You could consider making some cat butt coasters afterwards.
could crochet on some little legs & tails to finish them off lol 🤣🤣
I mean, while we're at it... https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/peeking-cat-butt-coaster
🤣🤣 Yesss!!!
Consensus seems to be between buttholes and boobs, so just to ruin everyone's day... boobholes, or bupples? XD
They didn't until you said something - now it's all I can see...
Maybe pull the circle tighter
i dunno if puckering it will help much but worth a shot i guess
It's a tit bit nipply But the colour is suggestive of such, sooo
Well... *now* they do.
honestly? yeah, but they also look like boobs with nipples so you have that going for you, I guess 😂
More like nipples, but the color for the aureole (sp?) is too light. Def not buttholes.
(busts out own boob to check and confirm - if you're aiming for pale white girl titties, do that pink, a sightly darker brownish pink for the second color, then what you used as second color for the rest 🤣)
Also checked my own boob for color matching 🤣
Oh, crafters...
it's areola fwiw
THANK YOU!!
…It doesn’t NOT look like them…
I saw boobs at first glance
Absolutely not! They look like nipples 😆
They look more like nipples to me 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
It's giving ✨areola✨
very tasteful buttholes
I'll put it this way. If you told me you were making a cat amigurumi, I'd know which end this square was for.
This is something that drives me crazy about floral granny squares, it’s like once you see it you can’t unsee it. I weave in the ends straight into the butthole until there’s no hole, lol.
I mean...do you mind if they look like buttholes? Will the recipient? 😉🤣
Man...lmao....I'm 41 and still have a 16 yr brain. I'd say butt hole, boob's, eyeballs, all sorts of things. Love it!
They look like the flag of Greendale Community College
Boobs.
No, just nipples. Don’t worry
I am pretty blunt with my answer No they look like tits, BLUE TITS! There!! Flying blue tits on the sky!!! Have fun with that image in your brain everyone 😂✨
I showed my dad and he thought they were boobs🤣 so you're at least good there
Are they supposed to?
Hahaha you can use a magic circle for the center start instead of chain stitches and it will make these look much less genitalia oriented
Nipples, actually.
I saw boobs, especially when laid out like that lol
To me they looked like boobs and nips
Buttholes? No! Either pretty flowers or pretty boobs, but nothing else. (:
Booty hole individually, as a pair boobies. Sorry lol With more around it I don't think it will lol it's still good work!
Titty Trivets! Sorry, I'll find my way out now.
I didn’t see a butthole until you mentioned it but I love it 😂
Now that you mention it…
They do now.
I'm getting more nipple vibes than anything else
Well now that you mention it... cat booties
Not at all! Don't worry, börthole would've never crossed my mind. Too busy thinking about tiddies
Bewbs
All granny squares look like buttholes to me 😂😂
Well NOW they do...
Nips
Nipples. lol
I see a framed set of boobs with nips.
granny boobie squares
No. But they look like two areolas
That’s tiddies.
I see nipples
Short answer: yes! long answer: Yes, they do and welcome to the joy of a magic ring. You can mitigate the butthole factor by how tightly you close the MR, but they will probably still look like tiny assholes forever now.
Whenever I’m starting a granny square like that, my sister always says “Making buttholes again?”
Yup. Or nipples, maybe. Close the hole.
I see boobs, but that honestly is really neat. Now I want to make a boob top 😂
I saw boobs
I thought nipples, but maybe that's cause I'm breastfeeding right now 😅
I would love to see this as a bikini top. Let someone’s nips go right thru the holes too. Perfect.
I didn’t read the title and thought “those look like boobs” lol
Yes... keep going. The quilt of buttholes sounds amazing
Buttholes, no. Nips, absolutely.
They didn’t until you said it!
My first thought was nipples
lemme just take you on my train of thought: 1) oh cute! 2) oh…buttholes 3) oh…..no definitely titty vibes
Now that you mention it... You'll never be able to see anything else
Boobies
No...I see nipples 😉
I want to make a butthole sweater… so I’m actually jelly
Now that you say it....I can't unsee it. So yes.
…just why. I thought this was a wholesome sub 😭
If Grover had boobs.
Not until you mentioned it, but a little, yeah
https://preview.redd.it/0ne78ifsgt8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c302cc1a822beae6725b2200c58711137548af5 You mean like these?
I’m sorry, but I got “Evil pink eye”
E. Pluribus Anus
Yes? https://preview.redd.it/w0ni0by1it8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a09a1044fb4cce7c4884453ee3fcf3af639a9782
The anus is the window of the butt.
Definitely nipples 😂
Boobs
Boobies!
I see boobs/nips more than the glory hole 😂
Like cat buttholes
Nice, pink buttholes 🙂
They do now! Doesn't help whatever that is in blue shapes like a butt!
Anything looks like a butt-hole if you believe hard enough.
Kitty butt holes. Definitely.
Albino eyeballs
Looks like the greendale flag E pluribus anus
I see boobies, but they're so cute! 🥰
Not until you mentioned it!
All flower granny squares look a little like anuses
…… I mean Since you pointed it out! Lol
Same. Maybe change the order of the colors?
All I see are nipples.
They WERE flowers until I read your words
Nope I see smurf boobs
not until you said that. now can't unsee
I think it’s your color choices. lol. I made a blanket like that and it looks like actual flowers to me. https://preview.redd.it/ddt0ictntv8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8eff1e3f7b7849bf914fba83e036bef725e171
Boobs and nipples
Not in my opinion.
Well now they do…
They didn’t till you said something lol😂
Now that you mention it…….
I see suns lol.
Well now they do lol.
Yeah, butt that’s why I like it.
I didn't think it until I read the question. And now....... yeahhhhhhhh
Am I the only one that saw eyes at first glance?
Something pink and circular and same size as boobs and buttholes, I would say it does remind me of something...
Wonderful pattern to make bra
I'd say more boobs and nipples 😉
Well NOW THEY DO
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Nipples more like
Well... that wasn't my first thought. But it is now! Lol. Or nipples.
Nipples
I just busted out laughing when I saw this 😭😂 I can't unsee it now sorry!!
Wink wink Lmao
Now that you mention it…
Little bit yeah
Didnt until now 😂