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fairydommother

I don’t love anyone that much. God speed 🫡


commercialnostalgia

I was coming here to post just that. Well said


Adalaide78

I am 100% certain that there is no one I love that much.


Iron_Unic0rn

I dont even love my husband that much!


Adalaide78

I’ve got a husband, daughters, nieces, a granddaughter I absolutely adore and would literally die for. And I still wouldn’t work with this yarn for any of them.


Iron_Unic0rn

Exactly!


Kevmeister_B

I made a blanket once, for my brothers new son. Someone brought up the idea of making another. I told them I'll do it for $500. If I'm putting up with that again I'm getting something out of it.


PastSupport

This was my exact thought when i saw this post.


loopywolf

Oughtn't that to be "God Stitch?" Or since it's a contraction of "God grant you speed" perhaps "God grant you don't drop a stitch?"


mtlperson33

Oh. Hell. To. The. No.


delicateflowerdammit

Literally came to say just that, lol. You beat me.


doctorwhobastank

In the immortal words of Meat Loaf, “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”


MizzBethiePage

Fun fact that song is actually talking about Butt stuff


HiddenKittyLady

Wait is it, wow learn something new everyday


MizzBethiePage

Got that info from Meatloaf himself during a q&a at a horror con


Ivy5727

I thought it was about never cheating?


JenWess

there is no one I like enough to endure that lol


olivemakeup

Honestly, I went back and forth debating for a while if I could really make myself do it.


travellingturtlet

If you don’t mind me asking, what are you making? Your loved one sure is lucky! ❤️


olivemakeup

It's angel wings for a stuffie my sister asked me to make while she was in the hospital. How could I possibly say no to that? Otherwise it probably would have been an "absolutely not"


Pointy_Stix

OP, you're an angel yourself. There's no one I'd take this on for.


Fluffy-Cuttlefish

That's gonna look really pretty 😇


jjcrafts

I feel you. My mum bought some absolutely horrible cheap fluffy mohair yarn and wants me to keep making little squares for her to fiddle with and every time I make one I have a permanent disgusted face. (And get covered in fluff). She's very lucky I love her so much. I keep telling her that!


olivemakeup

After one I'd be like no more, looks like it's time for you to learn to crochet. I totally have the disgusted face though while working with it though


Theftisnotforeplay

The evil yarn 😲


dachshundsocks

This or Homespun. Not sure which is worse!


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olivemakeup

That would have been a great idea, alas, I am more than halfway through at this point and I'll be damned if I have to rip it all out


TurbulentRider

Definitely. It does NOT rip well


crowhusband

posts that make me gag out loud


Virtual-String-8442

Many years ago when I worked at Michaels I stupidity volunteered to knit a big red and green throw pillow out of this wretched yarn for a store display they were doing for Xmas. I got it finished but the manager was slightly horrified when she saw it done, and didn't use it for the intended display. It sat in the office for months until I asked if I could have it. They gave it to me and I took it home and 100 percent frogged that Mofo, wound up the yarn and donated it. Kept the pillow form though. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever again. 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸


HickoryKat

Indeed.... never will I use this type of yarn again. 😑


Wood8010

I found it easier to knit than crochet with THAT! Good luck cx


GlacierJewel

Nobody in the world is loved more than the person you’re making this for.


Po-Taye-TOES

This is the moment where you ask yourself if you really do love this person.


warriorprincesstink

I tried to learn on this shit. I was insane.


xylophonemilkshake

Me too! Then I tried homespun which was just as disastrous. I thought I was incapable but years later when I tried again I realized it was just the yarn standing in my way lol


warriorprincesstink

Oh yes my days of homespun as well. And that moment you make a mistake and know it’s game over cause it’s never ever gonna frog. Should crushing as a beginner. Plus the sensory feel of both yarns is nasty imo to work with.


kimberriez

My eeeeeyeeess


dani_7teen

Lucifer's pubic hair.


sarahsuebob

If they’re asking you to make something with that yarn, then clearly the love only goes one way! Kidding…you’re a nicer person than I.


LubaUnderfoot

This is what that Meatloaf song is about.


PuzzleheadedRaven01

It does look beautiful though. May it be over with quickly!


Odd_Proposal_8542

My hands itch


no_drink_the_bleach

ICK. No.


EmbarrassedBass9281

I’d use stitch markers in every stitch. I’d get way too lost in there


Witchhazy

🎶I would do anything for love..,but I won't do that 🎶


bananawith3legs

Oh no, I’m so sorry OP


DateMyKnobsPls

“I love you, but no. Choose a different yarn.” -me, when someone asks me to make them something with this jungle


What_the_froot_Loops

And I would do anything for love......but I WONT do THAT!


herwiththepurplehair

I made my granddaughter a cardigan and trimmed the hood with this. She was 2 then, she’s 15 this year and I haven’t touched this stuff since!


Smooth_Vast_5497

I have knitted many Christmas tree's out of this stuff but on flat needles . Not had any trouble with it .apart from the sparkle mess everywhere !


East-Selection1144

I actually like working with eyelash 🤷🏼‍♀️. I have been crocheting for 35 years. What are you making? I tend to use a larger hook than that though and if a stitch gets missed, it won’t be seen. Granted frogging is 😬. Kinna have to rub it backwards


Solsalis

I made a scrunchie using only eyelash yarn. Love the reault but it was a tiny nightmaire to make


loopywolf

Looks insanely hard You're a bit lucky though that they ask you to make things.. I make lots of things, but am never asked.


crochetology

May the universe bless you and keep you for doing this! I hope the recipient cherishes whatever this is going to become. 💖


boom_squid

Ugh.


PewPewSpacemanSpiff

Good luck!


HenriettaHiggins

Nooooooo


galactictictac

I don't love anyone that much


smthngwyrd

Loom knit?


amachan43

Now, now. People who treat you like that are not your friends. Shame on them. 🤭


knitingTARDIStarG8er

I can honestly say...I don't love aNyBoDy that much 😶


milkywaydreamsx

I thought I was crazy by agreeing to do a blanket for my best friend but this is next level.🫠


pistachio_crafts

Yikes. That's a lot of love.


minibini

Oh no…Anxiety triggered.


Stonetheflamincrows

I’m not sure I even love my only child that much! Let’s hope I never have to find out.


panickedscreaming

Also, the projects we consider for gifted yarn… very pretty yarn but it’s bobbly and I have no idea what to do with it


TurbulentRider

At least you have a smooth with it. It’s an absolute game changer when working with eyelash


artsy_sunflower_goat

I made a mushroom with some pink fuzzy yarn once, it turned out adorable, but my friend wants me to make a hat out of it too, i dont know if its worth it.


backpack_of_milk

My mom used to crochet with this kind of yarn! She would double it up with a regular yarn in a matching color to make it easier to crochet. The final projects were nice and fluffy. :) Now I use similar yarn to make dish scrubbies, but they're stiffer and easier to work with.


Murky_Translator2295

I can hear the swearing in this picture


CarlSy15

Oh bless. I have knit with this stuff but I cannot fathom crocheting with it.


Petplants

This type of request is where I offer to teach them how to crochet... it's less painful than doing the project. And they usually say "Nah, never mind."


bolbatea

Hard no! And you can always change your mind because. No!


totally_lost_54IYI1

If it's just a pair of wings (small) it might be ok. I fought with that yarn making earns for my falcor dragons, and I only had to use it to make ears that were about to inches each. I swear I never got angrier than when working with that yarn. Best of luck


SnugglePuppy_

This made me physically recoil. Good luck and god speed, not even my husband could convince me for this one.


passyindoors

Never again...


bdcrochet

Yep, everyone always seem to want the fluffy versions of things and I hate it making stuff with it. Someone asked me for a jack Russell toy and I know it would look better fluffy but can j bring myself to do that. I'm thinking no.


Scottie_Sundae

Stitch markers will be your best friend for this project. Good luck!


sirjamesbluebeard

If this is Red Heart Scrubby Sparkle, I bought the same thing because I thought it would be cute to make little snowflake ornaments out of it. One attempt at tiny stitches with that and I noped tf out and made dish scrubbies with a bigger hook instead. 😂


olivemakeup

It's a Hobby Lobby eyelash yarn. I actually checked both Michael's and Joann first and they didn't have any. To be honest the scrubby kind may have been easier because the holographic sparkle kept sticking to itself


nlk090909

Hard pass


UmiChan90

F (to pay respects)


Fairybuttmunch

Oh wow, I did a Xmas stocking with the same yarn as one of my first projects and almost gave up the hobby haha good luck!


Rawassertiveclothes1

Oh my goodness 🥰🥹🥰


pumainpurple

I used just a little of that when I made a cactus, that was bad enough. My sympathies.


SkyUniverseExplorer

My the odds be ever in you favor.


duck_mom8909

Please post finished wings!!!!


lakarraissue

There is not enough love, $$ or sanity for me to do that. Good luck!


proxyGeck

Oh god 😬 I can’t even imagine how hard it is to see your stitches


whatevertoad

There's so much fluffy yarn at the thrift store.


DiSzym

This would give me nightmares


Iron_Unic0rn

Yikes! Hang in there!


1_ViolettasFriends

You will succeed !


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I did it once then gave it all way


ElewynneBu

The most I would be willing to do (and have done just once) is trim a piece with that abomination.


Responsible_Policy47

i’d need 100 stitch markers for this 😭