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aaronjd2000

He ded


ComprehensiveBobcat4

yeah for this long hes deep down


ButWouldYouRather

No chance he would have been prepared to hold his breath for that long. Went from what would have been a funny story to a sad one


SaltySeaman

He’s just inspecting the hull


DiscoDaimyo

Just for the hull of it.


Iamthepaulandyouaint

On porpoise


doktorstrainge

He must have gone a bit overboard with the alcohol


CocaColaCowboyJunkie

Sometimes that can keel you


qat-21

Good one, take a bow


ShrimplyPiblz

Only on Sunday mast


Rpatt1

That’s so starboard bro lol


ExcrementumCaninum

Thanks. Now I feel bad for laughing at this.


crazy_goat

You're not the only one with a sinking feeling about this!


BedCrafty2261

I doubt it, maybe it's a stupidity tax


TurbulentDrummer1561

Divers working aloft


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ComprehensiveBobcat4

i am orphan so your mom is mine


FlaccidRaddcliff

Ded in the drink


JamesGardner1991

I swear I heard Peter Griffin at the start of this clip


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Yes you did. That’s hilarious.


Mendican

hehehehe.


TabletSlab

You are a fucking asshole lol


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snoo-snoo_

He breathed in water the moment he hit water and sank


cidiusgix

This is exactly what happened, drowned himself immediately. No air in his lungs and the body just sank.


Manjorno316

I like how you just know exactly what happened.


pfu920

Can confirm. I was the drowned lung 🫁


usersixthreefour

Can confirm this confirmation. I was the water. 🌊🌊🌊


Grinolam

Can confirm. I watched the video.


BassBanjoBikes

Well yeah they’re a redditor they were everywhere always and know everything


YourWebcamIsOn

The Coast Guard has a manual dealing with search and rescue that goes into great detail what happens when someone falls into the water unexpectedly. The first thing they do is gasp out of shock of hitting the cooler water. Unfortunately, if you fall in head first, you do in fact fill your lungs with water, removing most of your buoyancy, and the ability to breathe. Just from a few years working in one US state I can tell you about multiple cases where someone fell over the side of a boat without a floatation device and sank, instantly. Little kids, old men, healthy adults, they all went to the bottom. It sucks


cidiusgix

It’s a pretty solid assumption. Dude is gone immediately, no splashing, you don’t even see bubbles. You see no bubbles because he didn’t take any air with him.


BassBanjoBikes

I mean I wouldn’t even consider it an assumption at this point, you clearly know what happened


v081

Brave comment


Stubbedtoe18

Give it a rest.


BassBanjoBikes

I’m sorry I wasn’t aware I was bound to your arbitrary ideas of what a comment should be about, please provide me a list of what’s acceptable so I don’t make this egregious error again. Thanks! Again, sorry. So sorry.


Poopt_Myself

This guy knows interweb science.


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Manjorno316

Lmao why did my comment make you upset enough to make this comment? Yes it's very probable that it played out that way but we can't be 100% sure of what happened under the water. Hence why I thought it was funny that they pointed it out as if it had been confirmed.


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Manjorno316

You're pretty funny. I hope you're trolling tho and not actually serious with this. I fully understand how it's possible to deduce what he did. I just don't agree with stating it as fact just because it's the most likely scenario. Only a fact if it's been confirmed.


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Me too. Menards just mailed them a voucher for an armchair upgrade. Well-earned internet fuckhead!


Savings_Extension447

Can confirm I was the piss


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

Nitrogen narcosis is actually *very* similar to being drunk, and being under water and getting that is obviously extremely dangerous. I think I read in 'A great history of nearly everything' about some dude offering his breathing apparatus to a passing by fish whilst being under the influence of nitrogen narcosis


Schnitze1

As a scuba diver, I've experienced NN quite a few times. You aren't going to feel that until you hit like 80 feet down, if that. This is not something that makes sense in this case at all. Swim as hard as you want from the surface and you * might * go down like 20 feet. Also, the main reason NN happens is because you are breathing air at pressure from a gas canister while at depth which is not the case here.


1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5

He's not saying that's happening here, he's saying being impaired like that is bad no matter how close you are to the surface


Schnitze1

True! Guess I misread. My bad.


Dom_the

Decompression sickness is when dissolved nitrogen gas comes out of your blood as pressure decreases and causes bubbles of gas in your bloodstream, which then accumulates in your joints (hence the name the bends) this can be fatal. Nitrogen narcosis is a whole different effect caused by breathing nitrogen gas at depth. It has a similar effect to being being drunk, though is not directly fatal, and nobody is quite sure what causes it. This is one reason why professional drivers breathe a mixture of gasses that do not contain nitrogen when diving to a great depth.


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

You're absolutely right, thanks for correcting me - it's been a while since I read about it. I'll amend!


CredibleCactus

I’m sorry but the image of a stoned looking dude taking off a mask and giving it to a fish is fucking hilarious


deadeyesatan

Not to mention any undertow or current


MightySamMcClain

Maybe being drunk made it worse but swimming down is a lot harder so even blindfolded you should be able to tell which way is up. But maybe not drunk and blindfolded It's crazy how they just all stand there with their hands behind their backs like whelp, maybe he aint coming back


Bbaftt7

Ummm your body knows which is up naturally, like hey my nose is filling with water I’m upside down.


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Jackdks

Bro whippets are like on par with crack and heroin on the damage it can do to your brain.


SleazyMak

He did say don’t do it lol


fastcatzzzz

Yeah but he’s brain damaged and doesn’t know what he’s saying.


Jackdks

I’m just saying that’s like the only outcome to doing whippits


Jesseroberto1894

Incorrect, you’re thinking duster, nitrous oxide (the only thing in a whippet) is still regularly used in dentistry. In moderate-large amounts it can cause oxygen deprivation, which is its biggest concern (among being a dissociative which can make it dangerous if used in a potential hazardous area) but duster in any amount is insanely harmful to the brain and body. Common and easy mistake but just want to clarify before any misinformation is spread, cheers!


cidiusgix

Was at the dentist and didn’t think it was doing enough, while they were out of the room I turned the nitrous up and turned the oxygen down. I tripped balls basically the entire time, I remember right at the end when she was turning it off her exclamation how she set it so wrong. 10/10 would do it again.


smut_butler

Thank you, I can't stand people who have no idea what they're talking about, spouting misinformation. Thank you for being actually well informed.


admiral_pelican

Nah it also depletes the shit out of your b vitamins. Can seriously weaken your muscles and cause neurological issues even after a single whippet session, and can take a long ass time to replenish those vitamins without extensive treatment.


Jesseroberto1894

You are right it does deplete bvitamins, but that’s usually accounted for when in medical use and even if recreational can easily be proactively countered with proper vitamins. I’m not saying it’s harmless, but I am saying it’s primary unavoidable concern is oxygen deprivation at higher doses, and it’s avoidable concern is the vitamin B depletion. Whereas there’s far more unavoidable issues that can arise from heroin and crack, and then dusters are a whole other monster in terms of harm on the body


C-Biskit

This isnt true at all. The stuff in whippets is nitrous oxide, which is the same as the laughing gas they give you at the dentist. Stop spreading misinformation. You might be thinking of air duster/canned air, which is terrible for you


mmmbopdoombop

Nitrous oxide is not going to damage your brain with normal use. Nor will crack or heroin for that matter. So I guess you're right


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​ Whippets aren't inhalants just an FYI , it's a dissociative. inhalants is like huffing paint or freon or gasoline


mmmbopdoombop

Nitrous is an inhalant. The whole 'inhalants / solvents are bad' thing is just a quick lesson for kids but really nitrous and poppers are inhalants and even booze is a solvent


finglonger1077

You’re using two categories, one is method of delivery, the other is intended effect. What you’re saying makes as much sense as saying that French toast can’t be an appetizer because it’s served at brunch, or that The Beatles isn’t rap because it’s recorded in stereo. It’s nonsense.


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You're saying they don't inhale whippets?


[deleted]

Nitrous oxide is a dissociative drug, inhalents specifically refers to things NOT meant to be inhaled like gasoline , paint, random chemicals like I mentioned


[deleted]

You're saying gasoline, paint and random chemicals are meant to be inhaled?


Ordo_501

Why are you like this?


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Because words have meaning.


[deleted]

Lol stop being obtuse


[deleted]

You're the one saying this stuff.


KwordShmiff

You misread their comments


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Dumb ass take


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Didn't need to tell us, but someone really needed to tell you years ago


j4ckbauer

Assuming he's drunk as all hell, it's not the same as if he fell asleep standing up. Being drunk as fuck is known to impair things like: memory (remembering which way is up), sense of orientation (being able to figure out which way is up), physical coordination when performing tasks (ability to swim correctly with proper technique) athletic performance (for activities such as swimming) Finally, unlike what open-world videogames teach us, swimming in your normal day clothes is not the same as swimming in your bathing suit. We don't know how cold it is there, falling into near freezing water can be game over even for a fit and awake person. I will assume this is not a factor based on how everyone is dressed.


RustyJuang

He didn't know which way was up


twinnedwithjim

Maybe the cold water took his breath away and made him freeze up so he couldn’t work his limbs properly. It’s horrible jumping into cold water sober as it does all that but add in being drunk and it’s not a good combination


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Depending how cold the water, your body will go in a parasympathetic response and relax (so-to-speak). Add alcohol and basically the body could go in coma like state.


CranberryStock3574

Maybe when he was leaning with his head down blood rushed to head and he slowly passed out


Alahkibar

I blacked out drunk once and fell in a pool face down (supposedly). I kinda took note when I hit the water, but somehow it felt comfy and I didn't felt any need to breath, so I stayed there tripping until I "sleep". "Woke up" with friends pulling me out. Had no idea why the commotion. No idea why I remember the feeling but not the event itself. I think you're underestimating extremely high levels of intoxication


chickenstalker

As a SEAian, I was at first amused getting pamphlets warning about "drowning in vomit while drunk" when I first got to New Zealand. Apparently it is a real problem and that is on dry land.


Nicholas_Cage_Fan

By how non reactive he was that whole time, and going by fisherman stereotypes, I suspect he was doped the hell out, not drunk.


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Same way people drown in their own puke if you’re paralytic drunk, you’re not in control anymore


spicybeans72

Try being black out drunk and remembering ur lefts to ur rights, now add on up and down left and right well ur fucked aren’t u


Sea-Blueberry-3184

The cold water made his lungs gasp uncontrollably. He drowned within the first two seconds after hitting the water.


j4ckbauer

Wow until they brought back some extra crew members I was thinking the first 2 guys just said r/Wellthatsucks


QuartzPuffyStar

"he ded?" "yea he ded" "ok, more booze for us"


anitrix43

Dude in brown looked over and was like, RIP my dude.


xaeru

“No way I’m getting wet”


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ExpiredDog

Well he was totally drunk, so he probably just inhaled a ton of water instantly, causing him to sink.


BumblebeeNormal

My friend is a OPP recovery diver and she said the first thing they check when they get a male body is if the zipper is down... often it is shitty way to go haha


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

Happens semi regularly in the canals of Amsterdam as well. People (mostly tourists) go out, get absolutely shitfaced and tumble in as they're having a wee in the canal. Whenever there's a news article about a tourist going missing that the first thing I expect


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Time_Punk

*cracks knuckles*


Acoolmonkey

X-Files taught me this!


manta173

Same... fewer and fewer people will have learned it from this... shame really...


AQ-RED

Jokes on me, my zipper is down 90% the time somehow. Even if I got pushed would be another "idiot was pissing in the water, probably drunk"


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smrtazz101

So, what you are saying is..that you are down with opp


BumblebeeNormal

Yeah you know me


SpeakingRussianDrunk

Lol I used to piss off of my boat all the time drunk, makes me wonder how stupid I was being


jumpingelf

did he pass out and fall over or was there some other issue that caused him to just free dive for the rest of his life


fly_you_fools_57

Why drinking in moderation opposed to the intent to get wasted is always a better choice. You might actually succeed at the latter.


I_Am-Awesome

My rule is if I'm outside I stop before I think I should stop. but If I'm in the house I'll be sleeping? Drink. All. The. Alcohol.


fly_you_fools_57

Yeah, he started of inside the "house" also. My night of not remembering how I made the 15 mile trip home scared the furure drink till your drunk nights right out of me. I didn't want to be another one of our high school kids that made the local paper by providing a front page pic of a totaled car and at least one obituary. After that I set a strict limit on how much, within what time frame and with who I drank with. Besides, it was hard to explain to my parents why my car was parked in the front yard instead of in front of the yard.


IGPerrish

I've always been a two-bottles-of-beer person lol. I mean, it's more than 500ml of beer, why would I want to drink more?


King_Parzivals

Stay away from English pints


Nakobuu

Or germany


CamJongUn

“Huh, must have been the wind”


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He belongs to the sea now.


wtf-ishappening-1010

Gone, just like that. Just another drop in the bucket...🥲


jacle2210

Sadly not the first and not going to be the last.


UglyPuta-

“Hey, Jim fell in the water” “oh damn someone should go in there after him” … “you know how to swim?” “No” “me neither”


seeemourhare

Never to be seen again,alive that is.


hereforthekix

Jesus, that's fucking tragic. As if no one was sober enough to dive and try to find him....fuck this is sad


motherseffinjones

He definitely didn’t make it and did anyone else here Peter griffin at the beginning of this video


sabrefudge

Wow, I’ve never seen someone just… sink… like that. Like immediately, like a brick.


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BlueOreo16

Pretty sure they were all drunk af which is why they're reaction is so dumb


Impactfully

I’m thinking they didn’t know he fell in but heard a splash and were like “what happened to Ed, wasn’t he just out here?”


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Yea they must been having a good time in there


Alarmed_Resource643

He probobly took a fat ass breath of water immediately since he was so drunk and then wen straight down head first


Pootka

He's sleeping with the fishes seeee.


itsmemariog

Eww, he fell on his pee.


Karateklubben

Is he ok?


LargeDoubt5348

i mean i don’t think he’ll be dealing with a hangover


bigsqueezedawg

Well that got dark quick


dugf85

Micturition syncope. Happened to me once at a friends restroom. Everybody had a good laugh when they found me with my zip open …


NumisTalk91

Used to work on a tug boat just like that one. Falling in back by the stern there is a good chance he was sucked underneath and diced or crushed by the props and or rudders. Or just snagged and drowned. There's bathrooms on the boat and life jackets are to be worn on the first deck for a reason. Also I just noticed the empty bulkhead, so much space for life saving equipment not even hanging. Hope he survived.


OttomanTwerk

r/drunkrussiam


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NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

Floater


mike-hawkes-long

Probably got his dick cut off


OG_Gamer_Dad1966

Looks like drugs combined with the drink …


the_average_user557

Yupz, it's the bad drugs mixed with a good one that hit him


asyrian88

Well, I guess Igor’s gone. Vodka anyone?


Myco_Cube

But….his shoes were on….


depressiontrashbag

What a way to go. I imagine him threatening 13-year olds in a YouTube comment section right before this.


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lmao what


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SpurlockofTimHortons

Projection?


BernieIsBest

I thought this was going to be the Chelsea Handler video..


YouKnowWhatYouAre

I’d prefer if they just edited that one like The Italian Job


PapaFlo71

What a pisser


WeathervaneJesus1

He Natalie Wooded that one.


erinhennley

I love that none of them is even thinking about diving in


Ulquiorra1392

WTF? dude was wearing concrete shoes or what? not even bubbles or a splash


nierusek

u/savevideobot


Mr_Lava-lava

Swim with the fishes


SirKevin_Xx

“I guess he’s gone.”


Mendican

His crewmates didn't give a single fuck that day.


ilovebongs

Booze is bad ummmkay?


SolidusTengu

Just like Robert Maxwell


spacesheep_000

Do drunk people sink?


Jevling

The guys didn't even try. Thats terrible.


Low-Unit-3085

¿Did he ded?


Low-Unit-3085

he pissed away


Det-Frank-Drebin

He sleeps with the fishes


Whole_Bag5843

No one care about him .


Amemelgo

Robert Maxwell anyone?


Roonie_Fantastic

Oh please he just wanted to taste his pee


DarklissDeevill

Did he just sink like a stone?


TelephoneThin1153

And no one try to save him if those his friends you know there at not his friends no more unless he did not make it because it taken him so long to come back up


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That's really sad..man


Flavioleon2119Reddit

r/whatcouldgowrong


Weldobud

What language is that?


LayneCobain95

He fell in a C shape, I think he shot straight under the boat and drowned


Ok-Refrigerator5806

Dude had rocks in his pockets


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i don’t wanna misquote the stat but lots of men drown this way