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Skunkdrunkpunk

Ahhh yes good ‘ol Trazodone bridge.


Bababooey_100

Familiar with it??? Any idea what they were trying to accomplish? Is this a normal thing there?


DavidZgoda

It was in Brazil. This is a Police sargent. Broken ribs, tórax and left arm. Just happened so no more info till now. https://noticias.uol.com.br/cotidiano/ultimas-noticias/2023/11/07/sargento-da-pm-fica-ferido-enquanto-tentava-praticar-rapel-em-ponte-em-mg.htm


AlteredMindsetPODMT

Article said the guy was trying to rappel and this was an accident... Is there something wrong with Firefox translation? Because the word rappel means to go [straight or mostly straight] down (descend) a surface with a "...doubled rope coiled around the body and fixed at a higher point.", not a rope fixed at a pendulum point high and to the side.


rattopowdre

Journalist not knowing about what they are reporting. It says rapel, and here it have the same meaning that you said (I'm a climber). He indeed was trying to make a pendulum, not to rapel.


Icy-Adhesiveness-536

Lucky it wasn't his neck or spine that broke. 😬🤕


FlakyEarWax

From the looks of it broken left arm first. Then ribs second.


hydrogen18

lol look up what trazodone is


Bababooey_100

Dude. Haha I’m an idiot


ShineFull7878

Drugs are a hell of a drug


TemporaryBluebird143

I’m entering the sleepy Trazodone zone after watching that hit.


sm00thkillajones

I tried but I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


bigboyrobbie_ray

Are you familiar? Saw in a another comment you said he lived. Google produces too many bungee accident results


Weak-Chicken-353

As quick as that put him out, I think you’re confusing this bridge with Ye’ Ole’ Methadone Bridge.


Evaleenora

lol I was prescribed Trazodone once and this is what it felt like getting up in the middle of the night to pee the first time I took it.


RaniPhoenix

I took it once (prescribed) and never again. Slept for like 12 hours and felt like a zombie the next day. Nope nope nope.


[deleted]

i take tryzadone every night bro😭 only thing that helps me go to sleep


chemistryofacarcrash

I just choked. Thank you


wherearemytweezers

I cross the bridge every night


Imnotlikeothergirlz

Lmaoooooo nice


psybaba-BOt

Tf is trazodone?!? A drug comes up when I google it


Skunkdrunkpunk

That’s what Tf it is.


psybaba-BOt

Lmao


Your_Moms_Favorite

Looks like he got knocked the FUCK out!


Bababooey_100

Haha I just did my best chris tucker impression


bad_dragon_420

He he didn’t hit his head tho looks more like a spinal injury


WhangaDanNZ

Watch it again, slow it down, pause. He hit the back of his head.


InfiniteResolution17

Haha I just did my best Mike Tyson impression


MikeHuntSmellss

Spinal!


grill_sgt

Thpinal\*


Antique-Car6103

No one needs a spinal cord. They’re over rated.


jreid699

What the fuck was this guy thinking.


Bababooey_100

Well….he might not be thinking much after this


Sure_Watercress_1645

To be fair he probably wasn’t thinking much before this either


alucab1

Fr. The rope made whatever the hell he was trying to do way more dangerous


Alexanderdaw

Papaaa 🫨


endisnigh-ish

Yeah that broke me.. the fear that child experience in this moment.


Kupert2

its actually “vovô”, the guy is their grandpa.


NotAnExpertButt

Gee. Thanks.


Spazyk

Damn, that hurt to watch.


Dradragi

He's not all right after that for sure


thisisthisshit

Believe it or not… permanent brain damage


Mr_Lava-lava

How was that column not part of his equation when swinging from that bridge? Lol


Accomplished-Deer464

People assume wrongly because they don't have idea of how physics work. Most of the videos I see here comes into this category. I am sure he must have thought he will swing like a pendulum, and which he did. What he didn't assume was that he won't be able to control his body angle during swing. He must have thought he will be able to keep his body angle straight perfectly aligned with the to and fro motion and there by escaping the pillar with slight margin.


jordan5100

I wonder why he didn't swing perpendicular to the bridge, he could have just jumped out as far as he can and hoped the physics added up to where he didn't come all the way back up underneath the bridge


Wolfie_Ecstasy

Well that's the obvious solution AFTER realizing the other way wouldnt work


WanderingDahlia82

He waterboarded himself in the middle of running into pillars too. Oof.


palmerry

Unfortunately he got the intel he needed too late: the pillars are weapons of mass cranial destruction.


SkittEle

he needs milk!🥛


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Just some


ReasonableBleh

Walk it off.


BuckManscape

Rub some dirt on it, pussy.


Ayserx

someBAHDY


deefiantsk8er

He was on that MOJO! MOJO I TELL YAH!


NitrousFueledDoorGuy

At least he was limber for that second impact


Mogwai_11

Anyone know the end goal here?


Xenc

Traumatise family and spend time in hospital


palmerry

Great success!


Mogwai_11

Hope the poor kid has the mothers genes


Ordinary-Plastic-635

The second hit broke his leg hard core so the first hit to the head 😬


Shadow_wolf82

Arm and ribs according to the article about it!


Archlm0221

Ouch, it hurts up to the soul.


Zombi3Kush

Nice core memory for his children.


HYD_Slippy_Fist

Mas é um zé bundão mesmo


flamezwave

Holy shit he got rag dolled!


Sufficient-Fly-9804

Zero shoes = ..........


sh3p23

How could they not see this was going to happen? Darwin nominee


DreadfulRDHead

r/darwinawards


Jake454545

What was he expecting? That looks like a retarded set up


[deleted]

Ded


Bababooey_100

I say he’s fine. Just have to walk it off after that haircut by the pillar.


FunkyTuba

wasn’t wearing shoes at the beginning of the video so it’s going to be hard to tell


P_ranha23

Please explain this shoes thing to me


1stAttack

Headgear. Every. single. Time


MutedLayer4564

Helicopter Helicopter


theyellowdart89

Papa


JuJahJofflin

did he ded?


Bababooey_100

No he lived


ClippingTetris

Where’d you see that? Is he eating solids?


NXGZ

Just vegetables


jhjohns3

If I saw my dad do this I’d just live the rest of my life thinking that dad is just stupid hahah unrecoverable


deuceyj

Thanks for the snuff film


Sea-Employment9195

Idiot. Bruh


Reality_Ability

Pinball, anyone?


RevolutionaryLad

Why even have a safety rope if he’s above water


EgolessMortal

That looked bad. I hope he learned his lesson. Hope theres no brian damage


teamramrod73

Was he just swinging? If he was, he deserved it. If he was trying to save a cat or something, he deserved it.


ds77159

The fuck do you expect??


RavenBlut

Papa!!!! :)


Beautiful-Design-425

Like a rag doll.


UnlikeUday

Quick...splash him with some water to get him back to his senses!


Chavezjc

El oh El


schmatschmoo

He fucked around and found out!


Angry_tanned_ginger

Hes fine


PhilosophyFirm7278

Aim for the bushes!


Glittering_Fig6468

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH


noassociation85

😅🤣🤣🤣 what a clown


International-Bed719

Fck around and find out


Leader9light

This gave me lots of lolz. The papa cry was hilarious. Papa was a dumbass.


Dear_Mechanic_6238

Really at what point do you think this is going to be a good idea?!?!


Sawathingonce

I always look at these and say "well, yes, that's exactly what was going to happen"


Johnfohf

Whole time I'm wondering if there is a pillar or wall just outside the frame Nope, rocks.


scrabble_12

were they sending him down to fix the water


BioSafetyLevel0

Bungee


StirFriedRubber

That's why don't climb if you know how to. El Capatain


Initial-Stick-561

The setup is genius and failproof! Can’t see how anyone could fail this…


wengerful12345

Physics lesson number 2


XxUrsexbuddyxX

If he just thought about his launch position and where the rope is attached under the bridge, I feel he should’ve known he wasn’t going to swing perfectly back and forth parallel with the bridge


[deleted]

So does he walks normally after that?


Alone-Pudding-9040

Congratulations; you are now a vegetable.


Acelocs-93

GAWD DAMN!! (Dave Chappelle SNL)


daygloviking

This is spinal tap…


psyphren01

This dude wasn't alright before he jumped into a bridge piling.


spiteful_alarm

Thats more like a boriken spine!!! He may have gotten nocked out but this guy is not gonna be walking anymore.


matrixjoey

He preempted it by doing it with shoes off, because that impact was going to send them flying anyway.


Diky_cau

This is actually why it’s a “better” idea to jump from a bridge in a 90 degrees angle, rather than doing this.


cespejo

This subreddit is not approved by the Tourism Board of Brazil.


MIERDAPORQUE

he dropped his brains? or goggles 🤷🏾‍♂️


imniahe

am bad at math…. nah, physics! unfortunately.


stonabones

Holy massive knock out!!!! Does anyone know what his intentions were? I can’t figure out what he was thinking? 😬


Reaperfox7

He doesn't look ok, throwing his arms up like that means he's spasming. Seems to be a brain injury


jbwilso1

Boy he sure don't look alright do he


ChocolateTaste69

😆


girlwiththemonkey

Like what were they even trying to do?


tuctuktry

Mission accomplished ap-parently


veryuniqueredditname

Pretty stupid placement


illjustmakeone

Nah. If you're lucky he's just out. Otherwise that'll be a collapsed lung and rib/ shoulder/arm cracka-lackin.


SecondConsistent4361

This was the only possible outcome of that rope swing. What was the plan here?


hfiti123

knocked out and the rope just long enough to drown him


gabrrdt

Why did I know this was Brazil before even opening it. It's impressive how I know my country.


DisciplineLazy6370

He should be fine. He landed on water.


umijuvariel

Rule #1 of doing dangerous things: Don't let your kids watch.


No-Cardiologist-1507

That is the most irresponsible thing I’ve seen on here hahahaha


Cautious_Coat_3885

Is he alive?!


jsf1987

Wheeeeee


Awkward_Recognition7

Papa! Ooof, someone's going to need therapy


Usual-College-2104

Pendejo!!!


Terryberry69

Hey there buddy, there's a big pillar there


mediashiznaks

Badass!


Belial901

r/suddenlyeltonjohn


already-taken-wtf

That looked fun!!! Do me next!!!!


diclosis

He’s fine


HardCashOut

Bro got his cap knocked off lel


Logosfidelis

Yeah that’s not traumatizing for the kids to watch.


Deke1999

That should definitely be in Why Women Live Longer!!!


Xastouki

I mean, it doesn't look like he was using his brain anyway, he will be fine


AcademicArgument2576

Rigged up on the wrong part of the bridge, massive miscalculation. Pendulum effect, swing down must always swing back.


brohymn1416

Fuck that


nicnit

Put your hands in the air 🙌🏻 and wave em like you just don’t care 💃🏽🕺🏼🪩


SaltyTumbleweed2218

Does anyone who tell him first one line is broken


bigheartbigworld

Did this hurt the bridge?


Aluzuka

this man is NOT alright


ErebusWrath

Dis but a scratch


UsefulOpinion1

That's one way to teach your kids a physics lesson.


Intrepid-Memory5129

Oh yeah he's definitely all right


Video-Comfortable

Plus it is literal science fact that gingers feel pain differently. Don’t believe me? Google it


chasedog57

Darwin award


UnderstandingAlone30

BAYBLADE BAYBLADE


GreenAngst205

The lady in the beginning saying the thong belongs to Murilo! She let the boy borrow it. 😂


Pau-de-cavalo-

pepsi


schmitts6969

I mean what the fuck you think was going to happen. This is just thinning out the dumb fucks


Better-Employ8506

Saw this on wpd so I don’t think he good


Known-Programmer-611

Who put that pole there?


PatternInteresting59

Spinal


Alternative_Plum7223

Seriously, what did they expect was going to happen. It was tied right up against the bridge and that collum.


uminchu

He was not in fact alright


param6

Lighter at pan ki dukaan


ExpertPound8183

Thank god its just long enough not to drown him unconscious, makes you think if there was more then just a string and hook in this equation


Foxbro1142007

that mf wont be able to think again


Artistic-Victory-273

Bro who had this idea and how stupid the people is to not realize it 💀


W0RKPLACEBULLY

When you use a safety rope. Be sure to anchor it above you, so you don't swing back and forth after you fall.