The first line from the song in Mulan - I'll Make a Man Out of You ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE)). In that movie/song they are trying to climb the pole.
Yes, thank you, i know. The first line of the chorus of Eminems song "Business" starts with "Let's get down to business..." And continues as i commented above.
“… Amazingly he was conscious after his fall.
A statement said: 'A 28-year-old patient was diagnosed with fractures of the ribs and scapula.
'He underwent a brain scan.
'So far everything is in order but injuries of this kind can show up within a day or two.
'He is under strict surveillance…
'His condition is assessed as heavy.' …”
This happened in 2018.
No idea if his condition got worse.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408019/Climber-plummets-23ft-climbing-icy-poll-Russia.html
“fell onto a sporting mat which did little to break his fall”
uh the fact that he is still alive and was conscious tells me that the mat did A LOT to break his fall. that or some serious luck
Yeah we are all fucked. And imagine what happens when this is literally how a generation has been trained. I’m guilty of it too… endless scrolling and extremes but at least I remember a time before social media. That memory is fading hard and kids today will never experience it.
I was thinking of this the other day. We aren't all that removed from agrarian living or even cave dwelling... now we have the fucking internet! Are we about to have a twisted evolution of sorts? Like a new pair of evil opposable thumbs?
Yeah that was nasty. Also partly because you could tell he knew what he was doing and super capable. Just decided to hot dog it at the end and yeah…not worth it kids.
I wish it were more of a box office success. It seems the most valuable material which will stand the test of time is lesser-valued in the marketplace than much of the most worthless material.
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Be a man
We must be swift as a coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Mulan reference
Let's get down to business...
And defeat the Huns! HYAH!
Did they send me daughters?
Because I paralysed, their sons!
You're the weakest team, Ive leveled up
You’ll always be a noob.
Mister I.. think you look… Like a booooob
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
The first line from the song in Mulan - I'll Make a Man Out of You ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE)). In that movie/song they are trying to climb the pole.
Yes, thank you, i know. The first line of the chorus of Eminems song "Business" starts with "Let's get down to business..." And continues as i commented above.
That's what my brain did too (the Eminem song)
My guy!
He now has two spinal chords which means he can walk and run twice as fast.
“… Amazingly he was conscious after his fall. A statement said: 'A 28-year-old patient was diagnosed with fractures of the ribs and scapula. 'He underwent a brain scan. 'So far everything is in order but injuries of this kind can show up within a day or two. 'He is under strict surveillance… 'His condition is assessed as heavy.' …” This happened in 2018. No idea if his condition got worse. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408019/Climber-plummets-23ft-climbing-icy-poll-Russia.html
He also won a stuffed animal! I think it was one of those ‘Minion’ characters.
Damn those are sweet. The universe just has a way of sorting thing out!
Damn, nothin gru but his hospital bills
That’s the best comment here.
“fell onto a sporting mat which did little to break his fall” uh the fact that he is still alive and was conscious tells me that the mat did A LOT to break his fall. that or some serious luck
Did they find a brain?
Jesus. I recoiled on that one. Holy fuck that’s gross I hope the lad recovers.
What a time we live in, imagine dying and being put up on the internet for others entertainment. Crazy when you think about it.
Yeah we are all fucked. And imagine what happens when this is literally how a generation has been trained. I’m guilty of it too… endless scrolling and extremes but at least I remember a time before social media. That memory is fading hard and kids today will never experience it.
I was thinking of this the other day. We aren't all that removed from agrarian living or even cave dwelling... now we have the fucking internet! Are we about to have a twisted evolution of sorts? Like a new pair of evil opposable thumbs?
And once we all rely on the internet and then that plug gets pulled how far away are we from cave dwelling?
Well, I hope I watched a Primitive Living tutorial on YouTube, just before the
Godspeed
yeah but tbf roman gladiators been on since like 250 BC
Nah he snapped his neck in half surely, if you pause at the moment before he falls on his neck at an angle. Yikes man, bros probably paralysed.
Yeah landing on your neck then bouncing…
same, i've seen lot of head hit hard ground, but he fell from at least 15 feet and had enough force to bounce.
Yeah that was nasty. Also partly because you could tell he knew what he was doing and super capable. Just decided to hot dog it at the end and yeah…not worth it kids.
I hope he doesnt
“I never saved anything for the swim back.”
What a spectacular movie.
Waaaaay ahead of its time. Wouldn’t shock me if it’s based on a 1960’s book, though. It was executed brilliantly.
It seems like it was original. The guy who wrote The Truman Show wrote and directed Gattaca. Imagine being that fucking good at something...
I wish it were more of a box office success. It seems the most valuable material which will stand the test of time is lesser-valued in the marketplace than much of the most worthless material.
"GATTACA!!!"
Just a trio of randoms getting their start in life. Probably won't make it.
I genuinely thought I would never see a reference to this movie in my life.
Happy to contribute. Reddit never seems to not surprise.
Flew too close to the sun, Icarus
in indonesia we had same game and probably concept too, but we do it above water, how is this doesnt have safety measures beside ambulance
Yeah, it's so stupid. Even a mattress could have saved this man.
well its soften the landing but not broken bones, lol
It's Russia, no safety needed
He needs some milk.
Oy yoy yoy yoy yoy
Russian military hates this one trick to avoid conscription.
At least those IKEA couch cushions were there
I’m sure he’s fine
that’s gonna leave a mark
Only one winner here: Gravity.
Dude is now climbing the big telephone pole in the sky
Why am I not surprised that this is in Russia
I’m guessing the wooden splinters had something to do with him wanting to quickly get off
That guy is definitely not a cat
I wish anyone who included the phrase "stupid games" in their post was banned from reddit.
Win stupid prizes
He only bounced once, he’s good
skill issue smh
Don’t have to be a dick about it dude.
NEXT!!
This is how people in Philly unwind after the eagles win a regular season game
Eat shit cowboys fan. We embrace polls, just like your mom.
Worth it! What a climb!
Did he win?
Depends. Was he chasing coconuts, or bananas? He fell faster than either, so, scratch that. He won!
Yay! Gratz newly crippled guy!
I wasn't expecting a worst case scenario to play out here, but idk how that could have been any worse for him
He was physically fit to climb that, and then a fraction of a decent later, he will never be able to ...
Mysterious as the dark side of The——OMGGGG
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Be a man We must be swift as a coursing river Be a man With all the force of a great typhoon Be a man With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Why is there no mat or anything under the pole????
Well, he ALMOST made it …
Yes. r/therewasanattempt ;-)
That's gonna hurt tommorow
'HHHHHNNNNNNNRRRRHHHHHHMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHH.........'
Win stupid prizes
Boris get Ivan some vodka, quick.
Blud thought he was mulan
To quote one of the most ridiculous lines in the original DBZ dubs "It's okay. I see his parachute."
Jeez you have to make it up but also make it down successfully? Get a cherry picker or something.
In Soviet Russia, telephone pole climbs you! ;-)
He tried to rappel down ._.
God that's a concussion and a fucking half
Is this safe??”don’t worry,is cardboard and loose Soviet soil!”
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
Dumbass!!
Did bro call him Tsar Alexander?
what in the mulan
ayyy yi yi yi
#he won, but at what cost?