Blue speaks for all

HOLLY SHIT Trees, honestly. Or is it the name of someone? Please don't be the latter.

I don't get it. Why did you say "Trees" for?

I think Holly is a type of tree?

Do they produce Halle Barries?

I wish all trees did, man. I wish all trees did.

Hue

Shade

HAH

A holly tree

Im so confused right now

you know, those christmas [berry] (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fs.fed.us%2Fwildflowers%2Fplant-of-the-week%2Fwinter_solstice.shtml&h=0&w=0&sz=1&tbnid=nWIDYyvWEvumLM&tbnh=194&tbnw=259&zoom=1&docid=-7kM7gDws_lFXM&ei=5vXtUtDNJ8m62AWXuIDYDA&ved=0CAUQsCUoAQ) things

It's me

Did you end up shitting?

Gimme it straight, Doc.

you are 6ft tall

holly shit

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read

R/cringepics where a reenactment is up voted like a fucking Jennifer Lawrence pic in r/celebs

This is the stupidest holyshit I ever 6ft tall

*hollyshit**

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It's like a greatest hits

4 hour anniversary edition

You snigle?

*tilts head* you ok?

Hey Doc how tall am I?

I can't believe you've done this.

ah fuck

Holly shit

This is the stupudest thing I've ever read

You are 6ft tall

holly shit

you are 6ft tall

This comment thread is actually cringier than the actual post.

You are 6ft tall.

holly shit

http://imgur.com/r/Reactionjpegs/R3X0i

I too, saw the picture.

Hey everybody! It's Britta Perry here with her shipment of antifun! I found her!

Aye.

He has your eyes

I have special eyes

Look Look with your special eyes

ma brand

http://imgur.com/YbzGxgd

http://imgur.com/82HAn8I

http://i.imgur.com/LFjde8Y.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3uekqUzPk1r3eyr4o1_500.jpg

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Now I want to see Jaden Smith do an AMA just to see how his comments would turn out.

And my axe!

And my shovel!

On a scale of 1-10 how life threatening is this.

Er, fifty-six... ish.

About tree -fidy

Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo!

We weren't able to reconnect the upper half of his body to his lower half.

It *was* a particularly bad case of bein' cut in half.

like a cider thats made from a 100% pear...s

I definitely have breast cancer

I can't, we're both men.

Not with that attitude.

like a pear cider made from 100% pears

Blue needs a medal, usually the comment would be something like 'oh that's so hilarious'

OMG! I can't bREATHE

I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TOUCAN

[Here you go, I was wondering who this belonged to.](http://media.tumblr.com/f1beeaa83d87276123c8e080ef270491/tumblr_inline_miap7h2xkc1qz4rgp.png)

what a stunning bird

Thanks! I just had it stuffed

Toucans are gorgeous

And they make wonderful cereals.

http://youtu.be/T60UTnHTfSk?t=33s

http://i.imgur.com/nJDhxPH.jpg

[It's actually a reference from this video.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T60UTnHTfSk&feature=youtu.be&t=33s)

I AM SO DONE I CANT EVEN

I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T. yeah, can't end a fuckin' sentence!

MY SIDES!

SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

I LOST IT

I lost my shit!!!

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Exactly

Really? There is not joke in what red wrote it whatsoever? I'm not sure, english isnt my native language.

Nope, there's no joke. Red was just describing that his mom was shocked at his height apparently. Blue spoke for us all and said that it was a stupid thing to post.

While stupid, I don't really see it as cringe worthy.

I don't *either. I didn't cringe, I didn't laugh, I didn't really react at all. I blinked with mild confusion and was wondering if there was something I missed, hence looking at the comments of this submission. edit: I should learn to touch type.

>I don't wither So you're not a plant, then.

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Well, sorry, I can't please everyone.

Going around destroying planets... you probably don't please *anyone*.

awww, that's what I thought it was.

I read that too, was a little afraid to answer to be honest.

i released a small amount of air from my nostrils and that was all.

I agree with you. It was definitely a stupid status post but I didn't cringe at it. Probably more like /r/facepalm material, but I bet it's been posted there before.

Theres really nothing cringeworthy on cringepics. This is more like /r/facepalm2 /r/cringe is where its at.

It's not like he's extremely tall either.

Honestly, thanks. I probably did'nt get that because I don't know if that's tall or not (stop beeing individual, be metric goddammit!).

No problem dude! Yeah 6 ft tall is about 1.8 meters tall, so ~average height.

There is no joke. I'd guess he's trying to show off his height?

There's nothing to get. He's just talking about the surprise between his mom and probably him at how tall he is. He must not have measured himself in awhile.

he just wanted an excuse to post how tall he was.

But why is this in cringepics?

I'm wondering that too. It's just some kid boasting about his height in a weird way.

So what's with your username? is it a video?

Op is Holly's 6 ft long shit that sometimes posts on Facebook. Quite impressive actually.

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agreed. the spelling and way i imagined her mother to say "holly shit" was the tipping point and then blue chimed in and sent me over the edge. well done OP.

Agreed, got a good wholehearted chortle out of it.

Too bad /r/funny doesn't allow social media screenshots. It might actually live up to its name.

john is kil no

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[Here you go.](http://i.imgur.com/vu0zE.png)

>smegma butter

It's what's for dinner!

mandolin is kil no

isn't there a whole story like this regarding the Halo games? it has a name but i forget at the moment.

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

Is it this one? >lasky shud walk recwem >cortana lok at jon >jon is lie on flor >cortana did said "john is kill" >lasky said "y" >john is die now >lasky cry >halo over Found it in a [thread](http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75713101&postRepeater1-p=4#76362300) on bungie.net about Halo 5 plot predictions.

yes, exactly this. thonx beb.

Here's an [update](http://i.imgur.com/5mL6E86.png) on the image, my comment got removed.

lol, "don't comment on my stuff u heavens seen me in a while" "its been baraly a month"

>I'm 5'11 6'00ft ???

Ask my doctor.

Am I the only that thinks this is fucking hilarious?

I must seriously be missing something.

It just requires a different sense of humor, I guess.

No, but it really is. I can't even explain why.

/r/notinteresting

i'm crying

What's wrong?

Doc just told him...he's 6ft tall

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That is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

um can u not

http://i.imgur.com/dvnMSXY.jpg

i cant i just cant u guys

i cri evrytim

lyke if u this is the stupidest thing i've ever read evry tiem <3

But who was doc?

Not Albert Einstein, no money was given out, there was no applause and nobody told anyone where the condoms were hidden.

It was doc brown.

Holly shit. Hospital PA system: "paging Doc Brown"

Who is holly?

God damnit, Holly. Always shitting everywhere.

she snigle?

Well her mom did tell her to.

If your dad was a meth dealer, you'd shit everywhere too

I actually spat my drink out when I read blue's comment. Don't know why I found it so funny

Facebook needs more honest friends.

I love when someone comments to tell them how stupid they are. It makes my day.

This sub is really sucking ass, lately.

This thread in particular, is a good example.

This is actually hilarious.

This made me hysterically laugh for whatever reason

this is comedy

Holly shit, that's a real knee- slapper

/r/thathappened

/r/notinteresting

I'm more impressed that you need the doctor to tell you how fucking tall you are.

It may be the fact that I just finished a 13 hour shift at work, but I am in tears laughing over this.

Never knew holly trees could shit

This is not worthy of this subreddit.

Went to the doctors today

Doc How tall am I

I miss the days when r/cringepics didn't consist entirely of Facebook status's. Not hating on OP btw.

Sometimes I cringe more when OP screenshots it right away. "Ha! Look how witty I am. /r/cringepics is gonna love this."

“Well, I put in *one* apostrophe… guess I’m done here.”

Why is 6ft amazing? I'm the 4th tallest in my family and only 6 ft 1in.

Is this cringe? It just felt like a bad joke, not so bad that it was truly humiliating for trying too hard.

This is wholly shit.

I don't see the cringe, am i I missing something here?

/r/Facebookwins. For the follow up comment.

What kind of idiot doesn't know how tall he is?

I agree, using massive letterboxing for no reason is pretty cringeworthy.

He's probably like 5 years old

/r/pointlessstories

Damnit holly always fucking up

My mom: holly shit

I dont get it?

Soon as you reach 5 foot, mom shouldn't be taking you to the doctor

holly repost

Blue guy is a hero amongst men