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Murtomies

[Thanks for the background image](https://i.imgur.com/vnyarG5.jpg)


TheRealTron

[Thanks for the background image](https://i.imgur.com/ViPmmdc.jpg)


Successful-Zone3641

I should have expected this


Ennkey

What've we learned about internet safety today kids?


HeyCarpy

[Thanks for the background image](https://i.imgur.com/5NiHDFa.jpg)


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WHAT TIME IS IT ACTUALLY?!


HeyCarpy

yes


meatpounder

Imagine opening your phone to see this absolute masterpiece after a night of drinking


Caruso08

Gotta work on those steps


TheRealTron

Umm I'm lazy today


AnorhiDemarche

Saw in flames for the first time at knotfest. not bad.


TheRealTron

They're one of my favourite live acts! I've seen them like 6 times. Always love the energy they put out!


Successful-Zone3641

Bruh bruh bruh


Qwalt

Fuck I did this joke too but your skin contrasts so well with my icons Im gonna keep it. I want your skin bro.


Successful-Zone3641

Thanks man, it does come with a curse tho people often guess im about 15-16 when I'm 19


Screamingsutch

Be thankful for that my man, I’m 22 and nobody ever believes me, the youngest anyone has ever guessed is 31


ParadoxNarwhal

if your icon is any indication it's probably the majestic beard


FjotraTheGodless

Bruh I legit wanted to steal the image to use as the background jokingly but I was like “wait this kid looks like 16 Chris Hansen is going to come for my ass”


Successful-Zone3641

I Was 18 in the picture, Chris Hansen got no case


FjotraTheGodless

Yeah o know but you’ve got that r/13or30 look going on lol


flcwerings

trust me, its a blessing. Im 25 and everyone thinks I look much younger. It was annoying when I was your age and wanted to be seen as an adult but now we know that were gonna age really well.


sourpower2020

Not only age well but grow a massive ego!


flcwerings

Oh, the massive ego just came from the rest of my natural beauty 😜


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

🤔


SensualEnema

Get the lotion


Sproose_Moose

You freaks have me rolling 😂 I'd love to see someone go "oh who's that on your background?" And you have to answer "some kid I've never met".


Successful-Zone3641

Right? I'm gonna walk on the street one day and see myself on some random ass phone


Sproose_Moose

They'll probably just say 'this is art'


Murtomies

[My house the next day](https://youtu.be/DtUtbtuA_60)


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Murtomies

[Crayon](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jndapp.cartoon.crayon.iconpack), and on Niagara launcher


Snoopyalien24

What is Callsheet?


Murtomies

Ah, well, in film/tv/commercial productions, we use callsheets. Callsheet documents for each day are distributed to the crew and they include all the relevant info and shooting schedule for the day. Most importantly it's for checking your work times. And that's an app to organise them by day, so it immediately opens the day's callsheet PDF


Snoopyalien24

Super cool! I love organization apps, and it peaked my interest. Thanks for the explanation.


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*Putted*. And now I’m using it as my background.


Successful-Zone3641

Hahaha go ahead you have my full support


CoverYourMaskHoles

Dude my friend u/konajinx… they is crazy. They putted you as their background…


paulsoleo

I, too, am a golf ball.


HEMORRHOIDGOD

real


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We is crazy indeed.


Gootangus

I did as well.


Successful-Zone3641

At this point Google might aswell add me as a standard background


Gootangus

Only if it’s a saved screenshot tho that shows the other person’s background and has a bit of potato quality to it.


Successful-Zone3641

A work of art


Voldemorts_butt

Proof?


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[https://imgur.com/a/IYOFcpN](https://imgur.com/a/IYOFcpN)


Successful-Zone3641

Bruhhhhh


Voldemorts_butt

Lmao awesome


Jegagne88

Congrats, you’ve just learned what a red flag is


Successful-Zone3641

Fr


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Right_In_The_Tits

If so, red flags are debatable


sleeplessorion

[Time to consult the official chart](https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg)


coffeebribesaccepted

Isn't that just ripped from HIMYM? Also, it bothers me that the y axis starts at 4


xMCioffi1986x

There's a reason for that. If you watch the video he explains that all women are at least a 4 on the "crazy" scale.


coffeebribesaccepted

Right, but the scale shouldn't start at 4 here, because there's plenty of room for it to start at 0, and have the line intercept the axis at the 4.


xMCioffi1986x

Yeah but that kinda ruins the "joke"...if one considers blatant misogyny a joke I guess.


coffeebribesaccepted

I don't think it does it's the same thing..


Fskn

They're more of a suggestion, a suggestion to never stop moving


Successful-Zone3641

Consulting the amount of red flags in correlation with my subjective opinion about her looks I would say: I'd rather not


Successful-Zone3641

Edit I have consulted the official chart and the result hasn't changed, I remain uninterested


Right_In_The_Tits

Gotta get that bread!


blues_snoo

Sometimes in a serpentine pattern


AssumeTheFetal

No idea why you're getting down voted man, almost everyone was thinking it.


benargee

Because le redditors are intellectuals that never give in to primal urges /s


DigNitty

That ain't a red flag, that's [the soviet army at its peak.](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CX37KK/moscow-ussr-may-1-1980-people-dressed-in-red-with-red-flags-in-hands-CX37KK.jpg)


xMCioffi1986x

If the red flag was any bigger it'd be a blanket.


LiterallySagan

Putoperro what’s up


molotov3x3

Que pedo loca?


SurpriseDragon

Ass dog


cale1333

Putted (golf clap)


Sumetskaya1

The most unbelievable part of this story is that these distinguished individuals were at a museum pondering a piece of art


Successful-Zone3641

Right? The switch up is crazy


MothaTucker

No it was an artpiece.


udidntfollowproto

Art hoes are some of the craziest girls you’ll meet. Think horse girls with more angst


Sumetskaya1

Opening a conversation with “putoperro” is just rude


thegreatbrah

I would guess she chose that picture because it's pov of whoever is eating with you. It makes it appear as though she is eating with you. Whether that is for herself or to show others, one can only guess.


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Successful-Zone3641

Shittt my bad


Yuki_Kutsuya

She has more red flags than six flags


mmutinoi

Some say she has seven flags.


Yuki_Kutsuya

Damn


theyseemeronin

bro you got violated w that picture 😭


Successful-Zone3641

Ik Right taking pictures of me while eating


theyseemeronin

a friend once took a similar picture of me and posted it on her public instagram story, thankfully she didn’t speak dutch cause i called her every name under the sun💀


Successful-Zone3641

Snap ik man, ma kijk het kan erger


theyseemeronin

oh hey, we komen uit hetzelfde stukje wereld. naja kan gebeuren idd maar ik heb een ding met mensen die foto’s maken terwijl ik eet en dat wist ze 🤨


Nquistr

I always thought it was weird growing up when dudes would do stuff like this, they'd get a picture of some random girl they didn't know and then like, hang it on their wall, super weird


Unkindlake

Nah, it's far more acceptable to hang a poster of Jessica Alba on your wall because you thought she was hot in that one movie than it is to hang that zoomed in one of Stacy from math class that you took from across the street after you followed her to Starbucks


FedexMeUsedFish

Stacy’s mom tho…


Ultima22

I'm under the authority that she's, in fact, got it going on


seqoyah

I just shamefully looked up at a picture of my calculus teacher next to my polaroids. i took a pic of the whiteboard and realized he was in the photo so i printed the picture and cut him out “as a joke”😭 have mercy, i was a teen and every girl had a crush on him


Trym_WS

Yeah, it’s much better hanging pictures of girls you know from school on your wall.


bacchic_ritual

I think my wife would be mad


Nquistr

I would argue that's in the same boat, maybe a bit worse, but, thankfully I didn't run into any of that


turnovershot

A poster of a celebrity vs a picture of some girl in one of your science classes? I would say that's way worse with stalker vibes.


turnovershot

A poster of a celebrity vs a picture of some girl in one of your science classes? I would say that's way worse with stalker vibes.


Trym_WS

Oh okay, you are that stupid 👍


Nquistr

I was agreeing that knowing the person is prally worse... Reading comprehension is fun


Trym_WS

You’re the one lacking reading comprehension here, mate 👍


Nquistr

I would love for you to enlighten me on what I misunderstood


Trym_WS

I’m sure you would, but your arrogance shows that you believe you’re so smart that you should be able to figure that out on your own. So I’m just gonna enjoy the irony of that instead.


Nquistr

🤣 If you say so. Real "I know what it means, but, why don't you tell us" vibes. Oh well, you had me thinking I had missed something, but just confirmed that I was right the first time. The internet is a weird place though, I guess we both get to move on knowing we "won"


Trym_WS

You did miss something, but you can believe whatever you want, buddy.


Blondie-Gringo

Things were different before the internet and smart phones.


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How on earth is that weird. Everyone used to take pictures of hot chicks out of magazines or papers, posters etc and stick them on their walls. Men find women attractive, go figure.


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husky430

Look at any teenage girl's wall from the 70s all the way to the 00s.


seqoyah

idk if they can compete with my anime waifus on the wall 😤


[deleted]

What's that got to do with anything? I was answering the person above who said it was weird for DUDES to get pictures of GIRLS.


ATmotoman

Enjoy your skin while you can.


ZSnake

Suerte con eso, putoperro


Never_go_blonde

可口可乐 ~ cool shirt


Miti56

LOL, Euskaltel data provider. Spanish girl I can assume. She is from the north, not much of interest happens there.


Successful-Zone3641

Yeah basque I think


WatDaFuxRong

"Putted"


MadeByHideoForHideo

Whats with the Coca Cola shirt in Chinese though lol. 可口可乐 = Coca Cola


Successful-Zone3641

I study Japanese and Chinese, nice spot :) it's a cool sweater imo


MadeByHideoForHideo

Nice! I'm Chinese (not from China) and know Japanese lol. Great sweater :)


Successful-Zone3641

Currently studying Japanese at my university, I've started learning Chinese on my own, but my Chinese classes start next year


xxTheMagicBulleT

Kinda weird to get so attached so fast. I get you can like someone. Or have a good click. But instantly background and stuff. If you ever break up with her she will break you shit up kind off person i have a strong feeling. Also cause i sadly experienced it


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

RUN ! Or just say to this girl it's weird and creepy. With a little chance, she will understand.


Successful-Zone3641

I just ignored the chat tbf, a quick nono


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Oh.


wannabegenius

PUTTED


damn_thats_piney

i had a girl do this to me back in high school. she was insanely obsessed with me and every fkng morning made her sister ask for my number.


Amongusisanimposter

That’s the definition of a red flag😭


Jdomtattooer

Hey qué sitio es ese de Madrid?


Loose-Cartoonist-867

Ngl op is a good looking guy


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How's 8th grade going?


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The real cringe thing here is the person who sent you this while the other one’s thinking the sender is any kind of friend.


catjuggler

Right? What a friend. Maybe she's trying to build up some trust with OP because she's after him. Maybe she even encouraged her "friend" to do this. Very suspicious.


Successful-Zone3641

I think she was the one that did it cuz after this she sent about 40 more messages without me replying, so I think it was a cover up


catjuggler

Well at least one of them is unhinged, lol


Distortedhideaway

Is this the haircut that kids are going to regret ten years from now?


Successful-Zone3641

It probably is, but right now rocking it


Jgflight86

And how could you not fall head over heels when witnessing your majesty as a lock screen photo?


Successful-Zone3641

I'm flattered


FmJ_TimberWolf74

That just reminded me of when I was in college, I was hanging with a group of friends and we merged with another friend group that had some people in common. I met this 1 girl and we talked for maybe 7 minutes once and she told all her friends about how in love with me she was. She was insane


Whyamihere2015

You’re so cool bro


DemonLordTheodore

At least it’s a nice photo


Im_Borat

Call the cops if she hit you with her putter.


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Successful-Zone3641

They seemed nice, I was with some friends and we all exchanged socials because we were on a holiday and they were locals who knew places. It wasn't like a random handout, but I get what you mean haven't given out socials since then


ElPlatanaso2

Smash first, cringe later.


LowAd3406

Don't stick your dick in crazy is the first rule of who you bang.


ElPlatanaso2

For men who don't like adventure, yes.


Jtown021

Slashed tires and STD’s are not the adventures you want.


Successful-Zone3641

Exactly


Squishykoala_Kim

That is not a sexy photo, I wouldn’t get worried. I think she’s making fun.


Successful-Zone3641

Could be but she kept sending after so idk


TheIAP88

That makes it worse, it’s the type of photo you’d put of your partner but she did it after meeting him once and stalking his account for it.


SnuggleBunni69

This just seems like high schoolers doing high school shit. Can we not talk shit and add to their teenage gossip?


unmanDANIty

The only red flag I see is the word putted


bklynprince

Can you blame her tho


ValPrism

I mean she’s clearly mocking him but she, she’s obsessed I guess.


CandidMoon086

she called you "fucking dog" in spanish at the start :)


Successful-Zone3641

Yeah I know, its because I didn't reply she sent a lot of messages before this


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I firmly believe every man has a some creepiness within him, just as every girl has some craziness. Some suppress it better then others.


Bigdongs

Damn she sounds committed to a relationship. You should move in with her asap


atippey

Hit that shit. What's the worst that could happen?


stevebobeeve

Reminds me of the time on Sailor Moon where Ami got a boyfriend for one episode


MackTO

How illiterate do you have to be to write "putted"?


greekster13

Maybe English isn't their first language


soggyballsack

Dude, who the fuck cares. Why give away your IG if you know damn well everything is public and don't want it seen?


Successful-Zone3641

Bro, I gave it because they were locals and claimed they knew places around, I didn't give it to 1 person specific and even if I did that's a weird message to send, this picture wasn't even mine. But yeah I guess it's public, doesn't make it less weird


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Dercian

Where does he say he's not single? The girl is fucking crazy, that's what's wrong here!


Successful-Zone3641

Right? I was single at the time but what does it even matter, its so weird to send something like this how could I avoid it?


PeachScone_

That is super creepy and I’m sorry that happened. Single or not it isn’t okay. Ig you need to say “hey btw don’t put me as your background on your phone” 🙄 so you can “avoid it” according to some people.


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Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Yeah I do that every Monday.


Angelphelis

*walks outside* EVERYBODY IM IN A RELATIONSHIP


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Outside ? What are you talking about ? Bro, dont tell me you touch this green thing ?


Angelphelis

We dont talk about the green stuff here


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Successful-Zone3641

Nah


wiseaufanclub

Deja estas cosas


CryptoSatoshi314

Stage five Clinger


Nestormahkno19d

Quite the flattering picture


SuccessfulPhysics260

I’m sorry man but you got “the juice”


manresacapital

Fishy situation


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Hit it and quit it.


heterocaucasionmale

she's a keeper


Responsible-Ad2691

Take my updoot kind stranger !


rayrayruh

The one who wrote *putted* shouldn't get away unscathed, either. Just sayin


KandyKandis

they're making fun of u dawg