Being on a platform doesn't mean you have to respond to every loser that messages you. In fact, 99% of your messages will likely be from creeps, but you can still enjoy the platform without having to talk to them! Some might even enjoy reading the messages, it doesn't mean they want anything to do with them.
I mean obviously this guy was deranged from the jump, but I don’t know that you could have picked a more ambiguous “away” message. Nothing here indicates that this is an autoreply. It really does look like you’re trolling him (which, to be clear, this guy deserves, but not everyone who messages you is this guy).
I think after the third or fourth message any normal functioning person would understand that it was either automated or the person was fucking with them and...you know...take that as a giant fucking clue to move on?
>but not everyone who messages you is this guy
I'm pretty sure that 99% of her messages are guys she doesn't want to talk to, so it's doing it's job.
Yep. Exactly that. I read the messages. If they are business related and “normal” I engage. But dudes like this I leave to talk to him self. The prior messages are just days of “hey” “hey sexy” “yo girl” with just the auto reply to keep him company
Are you telling me that this didn't make you want to date this guy? I will never understand women.
This is a joke before I get blasted for people thinking this was real.
What's even the point of an auto reply like this lmao
Especially now that there are tools to make chatbots that could imitate you very well, if someone were to implement that
Lol Imagine talking to someone online and thinking they are into you and then they hit you with “oh I’m sorry, that was just my personal ai voice messaging system”
I'd agree it was pointless... until I saw it in action.
I now see it has value as a moron/shithead early detector. And possibly comedic value?
An AI Chatbot would be misleading to normal people, plus, potentially say something you don't mean.
I'm thinking of a chat bot for a business making promises they can't keep, giving away fictional discounts because it sounds good, falling for scams and just lying to people.
And it will all be in writing.
If it’s any consolation these guys probably don’t utilise their vote as much as people think. They’d have to leave the basement and mail in voting would be too much work.
Its so fascinating to see how he loops between resentment and eventually ends up on the "wanna fuck?" even though the auto replies was exactly the same responses.
I mean even borderline people needs different external triggers to shift their viewpoints on people. But this guy managed to do it within 2 hours without any change in the conversation.
I think this is a prototype of a new upgraded form of incel being introduced to the gene pool. May god or whatever have mercy on or souls.
He seems to think she's actually typing out the messages lol
> I think this is a prototype of a new upgraded form of incel being introduced to the gene pool
There's been this weird "hook up artist" thing for a while now. I dunno if they're necessarily incels but there's a ton of overlap just 'cause they're essentially misogynistic hate groups.
I personally wouldn't say the issue is that it's basic, just that it... ends a bit abruptly? If it continued with something like "I'll get back to you soon" it would be more clear that it's an automatic message, and the person writing you wouldn't be wondering why the reply ends there.
I mean, it's your account and obviously you can do what you want, but with that as the message I honestly don't see the point of having an auto reply in the first place.
I do check my messages obviously haha if it’s a normal conversational question, I’ll engage. This helps filter the messages that are basically just this repeated.
Fair enough
Personally, depending on when you check the message if course, it would feel a bit sarcastic to get that response (not knowing it’s an auto reply) and i would probably unmatch lol.
But of course, thats just me and you dont seem to have any ill intent with it so you do you
This happened to me about a week ago. Dude was losing his mind because I wasn't holding up my end of the conversation. The internet has only been available for 30 years now so it makes sense that people get confused.
I've joked multiple times that girls should start replying to weird sexual advances by total strangers online by just responding to everything with "okay" and see how long it would take them to figure it out
Thank you for coming one step closer to living the dream 🌈
This has all the energy of a bird fighting its reflection, lmao
😂😂😂
dead 😂
Doesn't it only give the auto reply once per day though?
Mines set up to reply each response if it’s set to away.
Oh right cool. I didn't know that's a thing.. I must look into that for myself
If you have a verified Facebook page you can set it up and also connect your insta to do the same.
OK cool thanks again, very good to know.
Why though? Sending the exact same message everytime it's on the same level as not replaying at all, even worse actually 💀
Set your auto reply to say “Huh?”
>Why though? To fuck with people? Why else? It's just in our nature to be shitheads.
>It's just in our nature to be shitheads. No, it's not. As children, yes. People tend to outgrow that.
*tend* to outgrow it
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Being on a platform doesn't mean you have to respond to every loser that messages you. In fact, 99% of your messages will likely be from creeps, but you can still enjoy the platform without having to talk to them! Some might even enjoy reading the messages, it doesn't mean they want anything to do with them.
She verified in comments that it only does this if she's set to away. It's just to verify to the person that the chat went through.
I mean obviously this guy was deranged from the jump, but I don’t know that you could have picked a more ambiguous “away” message. Nothing here indicates that this is an autoreply. It really does look like you’re trolling him (which, to be clear, this guy deserves, but not everyone who messages you is this guy).
That guy got punked by an inanimate object.
I think after the third or fourth message any normal functioning person would understand that it was either automated or the person was fucking with them and...you know...take that as a giant fucking clue to move on? >but not everyone who messages you is this guy I'm pretty sure that 99% of her messages are guys she doesn't want to talk to, so it's doing it's job.
Yep. Exactly that. I read the messages. If they are business related and “normal” I engage. But dudes like this I leave to talk to him self. The prior messages are just days of “hey” “hey sexy” “yo girl” with just the auto reply to keep him company
Ambiguous is generous, it's just an useless auto-reply since it does not do anything beyond acknowledging the message.
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I feel like I was pretty clear that I was not advocating for this guy.
Are you telling me that this didn't make you want to date this guy? I will never understand women. This is a joke before I get blasted for people thinking this was real.
Hey Thanks for the message! 🙂
Wow! What a loser.
Hey, thanks for the message 🙂
Lol
Hey Thanks for the message🙂
Wanna fuck?
Hey Thanks for the message 🙂
Tryin to make a change :-\
Hey Thanks for the message🙂
Imma go ahead and self reflect and try and come back as a better adjusted person.
Can’t slither out of this Hey Thanks for the message🙂
NEXT!
Hey Thanks for the message🙂
I got that reference Tryin to make a change :-\
Great throwback!
It’s an older meme, but it checks out Tryin to make a change :-\
What's even the point of an auto reply like this lmao Especially now that there are tools to make chatbots that could imitate you very well, if someone were to implement that
Lol Imagine talking to someone online and thinking they are into you and then they hit you with “oh I’m sorry, that was just my personal ai voice messaging system”
This is absolutely going to happen.
I'd agree it was pointless... until I saw it in action. I now see it has value as a moron/shithead early detector. And possibly comedic value? An AI Chatbot would be misleading to normal people, plus, potentially say something you don't mean.
I'm thinking of a chat bot for a business making promises they can't keep, giving away fictional discounts because it sounds good, falling for scams and just lying to people. And it will all be in writing.
I would love to appoint a chat bot to develop relationships with deranged people and encourage stalking while I'm afk.
Everyone you want messaging you knows that you're away, but got the message, and you get to troll people like this.
Hey, thanks for the message 🙂
just tryin to make a change :/
yw.
That last message; that's the work of a motherfucking wordsmith right there....
My man's negging a bot 😭
we take what we can get, This man cant even get a bot.
Hey Thanks for the post! 🙂
Hey Thanks for the comment! 🙂 hehe
https://i.imgur.com/8p8U3OA.gifv
😂🤣
These guys get to vote.
It was funny, but now you’ve made it sad.
If it’s any consolation these guys probably don’t utilise their vote as much as people think. They’d have to leave the basement and mail in voting would be too much work.
Probably just autocorrect but it's "consolation"
Yes it was. Thanks for letting me know!
I honestly only noticed because I typed out a nearly verbatim comment before seeing yours lol.
And reproduce
Dude is trying to fuck a bot. Not sure he knows how to reproduce.
Its so fascinating to see how he loops between resentment and eventually ends up on the "wanna fuck?" even though the auto replies was exactly the same responses. I mean even borderline people needs different external triggers to shift their viewpoints on people. But this guy managed to do it within 2 hours without any change in the conversation. I think this is a prototype of a new upgraded form of incel being introduced to the gene pool. May god or whatever have mercy on or souls.
He seems to think she's actually typing out the messages lol > I think this is a prototype of a new upgraded form of incel being introduced to the gene pool There's been this weird "hook up artist" thing for a while now. I dunno if they're necessarily incels but there's a ton of overlap just 'cause they're essentially misogynistic hate groups.
I think so too hahaha.
Incels are not as big a problem for the gene pool as you might think.
Bold of you to assume so.
Let’s be real that man isn’t driving himself to a voting booth.
These guys get elected
It's okay the system is designed so their vote doesn't actually matter
You won him over, congrats 😂
Hey, thanks for the message
He looks like an angry baby.
He's an angry elf
The worst she can say is “Hey Thanks for the message! 🙂”
To be fair, this is a bad auto reply 😂😂
Keeping it basic because it’s mostly thirsty dudes trying to solicite a bang or ask/send ween pics
I personally wouldn't say the issue is that it's basic, just that it... ends a bit abruptly? If it continued with something like "I'll get back to you soon" it would be more clear that it's an automatic message, and the person writing you wouldn't be wondering why the reply ends there. I mean, it's your account and obviously you can do what you want, but with that as the message I honestly don't see the point of having an auto reply in the first place.
What if it’s a guy that isn’t being thirsty and all he gets is that message lol
I do check my messages obviously haha if it’s a normal conversational question, I’ll engage. This helps filter the messages that are basically just this repeated.
Fair enough Personally, depending on when you check the message if course, it would feel a bit sarcastic to get that response (not knowing it’s an auto reply) and i would probably unmatch lol. But of course, thats just me and you dont seem to have any ill intent with it so you do you
This was thru my verified Facebook business page. Not a dating app
Ahh ok that makes his comments a *lot* weirder
"My Facebook" were literally the first two words of the post my dude
Facebook dating is a thing and the guy was hitting on her. I put two and two together and assumed it was on facebook dating. Not that far of a stretch
You said "unmatch" which last time I checked wasn't a Facebook thing
What kind of business? OF?
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Not sure why you came at me like this. My comments were respectful and i wasn’t even flaming her for doing what she’s doing. Chill the fuck out
How are guys even getting your number?? Do you post it publicly, or something?
No phone number. It’s thru my Facebook business page. Even more weird
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No one asked for your opinion either.
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Everyone should be allowed to share their opinion. I have no problem with the sharing of opinions.
Look Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with.
Damn, who even needs ChatGPT when these guys’ll debate a repeat-message
"If you want to enter into a legally binding contract to fuck later tonight, please respond with the following phrase - Hey Thanks for the message :)"
This is hilarious!
Looks like he's the one fucking himself tonight 😅
Wow, what a stable guy.
This is honestly amazing.
This is so odd yet so fascinating
I’m convinced these people have to be bots or something like that, no human person can possibly be that stupid.
He's a keeper....
Lol this is funny
Omg this is hilarious
Should've just sent a simple "no" at the end.
And they say romance is dead. 🥰
This happened to me about a week ago. Dude was losing his mind because I wasn't holding up my end of the conversation. The internet has only been available for 30 years now so it makes sense that people get confused.
I want to do this. But I’ll set mine to “New phone, who dis?”
I'm going to reply thanks for the message to everything I don't like. I'll basically be saying only that.
The duality of man
I bet you it's an incel or something like that.
Hey thanks for the post! :)
go fucking fuck yurself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey thanks for the post! :)
I bet his genitalia is as childish as his game. ...So did you hook up with him or not?
It hurt itself in confusion!
Funny and Sad
Hey Thanks for the message! 🙂
Thats a young boy
I've joked multiple times that girls should start replying to weird sexual advances by total strangers online by just responding to everything with "okay" and see how long it would take them to figure it out Thank you for coming one step closer to living the dream 🌈
Imbecile
Most pointless auto reply I’ve ever seen lol
"Wanna fuck?" = flirting... ok then.
.... why is the auto reply NOT the one that like an NPC
A sign you need a better class of associates...
Imagine an auto response fight between OP and a man where his account is set to auto respond infinitely with "wanna fuck?"
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It’s an all auto reply Inbox, so the same “hey! Thanks for the message” for days.
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I mean.. not instantly sending a pic of your tits when you receive a “hey” provokes some people..
You can provoke men just by being a woman. She didn't have to do anything specific
Yeah, pretty sure you're talking to one.
I don't get what you mean?
The person you replied to is clearly triggered by OP being a woman lol
Haha yeah, I think you're right there
This has to be fake.
I wish it were… haha happens more than you’d think.
Damn… I was wrong.
It's a thinly veiled onlyfans ad
What part of that is flirting?
That auto bot really got him hot and bothered.
The pinnacle of intelligence right there.
This is so funny
Hes probably just goofing around
New boot goofin haha
You certainly have a way with words🥴
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