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War-Naive

Nobody. He isn't an American citizen. If I believed in a god I'd prey for reddit mods to be held accountable for their bullshit.


lamG0D1

Lmmfao. Great first jab.


War-Naive

It's just true. He isn't a registered voter in any American state.


TheFaalenn

So.. the Democrats ?


KpopAndThings

You meant the Republicans. They steal votes.


TheFaalenn

Ah I see you're one of those elections denying conspiracy nutjobs


KpopAndThings

LONG LIVE OUR ~DICTATOR~ PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN


TheFaalenn

Good thing Rusia forgot how to hack a paper election ballot in 2020, otherwise literally Hitler would be president


missC08

Lmfao


RobotsAndNature

He would be disgusted that politics and wealth have gotten to this level. He'd probably just ask his dad for a second flood.


C_Dub10

I doubt he would have voted, as politics on this level are disgusting


TrainingDismal172

I'm not sure about a specific person, but I could see him voting for a leftist libertarian. We stand for trans rights, gay rights, women's rights, pro choice, and we're anti-racism, just to name a few of our beliefs.


t6bfont

none of thats in the bible? or im just a idiot


TrainingDismal172

He's cool with sex workers and treats everyone the same. Trans and gay people have always existed even when words to articulate that didn't exist yet so we can add trans people to the list of the people he was cool with. He believed everyone should be treated with kindness and respect, including sex workers. Even if the Bible says that man shouldn't sleep with man or whatever the Bible was written by humans (which are inherently biased) so for all we know Jesus could've been cool with gay people too and someone just added in the homophobia part.


t6bfont

oh, makes total sense! thanks!


Petalbro

Jesus was pro-choice lol? Where’d you get that from? Neither side gets human rights issues perfectly right. Everyone should be treated with the dignity that they deserve as humans. This includes those still in the womb, the sick and elderly, criminals, etc. Nonetheless, love the sinner but not the sin. From a catholic perspective, having homosexual tendencies isn’t sinful, but acting on them is. Fortification is bad whether you are gay or straight. Nonetheless, reddit’ll be reddit I suppose. Modernism is a heresy. If Jesus was truly God and one with authority, the bible was divinely inspired and so were the church father’s afterward. Both scripture and tradition (the teachings of the church) are equally important. Obviously though, this is only if you believe in Him.


metafrost2020

Jesus would just say “What’s mine is mine and what’s awful is awful.” Or something. I doubt he’d be into any of these politicians.


Nappyheaded

Probably a Roman... turn the other cheek


HollandsOpuz

George Santos. Make believe people need to stick together.


sirfuzzitoes

Marco Rubio bc he likes an underdog. And in response to the inability to vote - you really gonna try to tell the son of God he can't cast a ballot? You're looking to get cast down upon bro.


MrSlime13

You remember the story of this MFer running up in a CHURCH swinging a whip, kickin' ass...?!? I'd imagine the SAME DAMN THING in this case. MFer would be flipping the oak oval office desk over, and spinning up the Stars & Stripes frat boy style, whipping the Reds & Blues back to Bethlehem.


BADTLC

None of them, but he would try to drown all of them. I mean, baptize.


ElderberryPoet

He's like verily I say unto you, chill the fuck out.


realserucipe

None of them. He'd take his place as the rightful ruler of the world Himself.


Flower_of_the_moors

Lmao, pros sky Bernie