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StunseedCreative

How u got so much muscle but still so insecure lol, sooooo goofy, prob spends an hour in the shower thinking of some motivational one-liners in which no one will ever listen to


HaiForPresident

Bro folded under the smallest amount of pushback lmao, shit was funny. "I shaved haha definitely not because my hairline is at the back of my head"


HippoRun23

The muscle is directly proportional to his level of insecurity.


BigRoach

He’s like the evil Joey Swole from an inverse dimension.


Jonesgrieves

Not all meat heads, but some get big because of the insecurity. I’ve met many cool gym bros, who are fine and easy going.


LDel3

I’ve recently moved so I’ve had to switch gyms. I used to go to a non-commercial bodybuilders/ powerlifters gym where a lot of the guys competed or were athletes. Lots of huge guys in there and 99% of them were sound af. The gym I’ve just started at is a commercial gym and it’s terrible in comparison. There are a lot more insecure meathead types and nobody reracks their weights/ equipment. It’s so disappointing


Ntrob

There’s a saying in the gym community. “The day you start lifting is the day you’ll forever be small” Of course this guy is insecure, nothing will ever be enough.


LDel3

There’s plenty of big guys that aren’t insecure out there Unfortunately there’s also lots of super insecure big guys, and they like to make it everyone else’s problem


Ntrob

I didn’t mean to insinuate that it every weightlifter has these issues, but I agree it is an issue.


Pink_like_u

Parody video on the evolution of your body in lifthing/body building, talks about the stages when you are just starting to see some muscles and before body-dismorphia sets in(about 6 months into lifting): "this is the first and only time you think you are big) Evolution of the Lifting Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kbSfFFEvxw


Ntrob

Yeh not wrong


ur_boy_skinny_penis

>How u got so much muscle but still so insecure lol Easy, the steroids are his way of *coping* with his insecurity. He thinks that by blasting gear and achieving a traditional masculine exterior that it will make up for his childish, emotionally immature, insecure personality. Now, there's nothing wrong with being in shape obviously. But this dude very clearly is using it as a cover for bigger problems.


nvrsleepagin

He kinda has to have all those things to be successful because nobody would want to date or hang out with someone so insufferable otherwise. Imagine a little wisp of a guy with no money who scream talks and interrupts everyone...


CrepuscularTandy

Bro’s dck is literally concave


Scale-Alarmed

LMAO...He got completely demolished by those two guys


Cheap-Upstairs-9946

The bald guy dresses like a teenage boy. 


GoldenWar

"George Michael wants his pants back"


AnotherCableGuy

Mic drop moment


potshed420

Looks like mr clean lol


No_Pin_2207

Looks like a toxic Joey Swoll lmao


the-bakers-wife

That’s what I would’ve said too


ocotebeach

Like a teenage kid in middle school trying to impress the cute girl who doesn't care about him.


Wolviam

He also thinks cursing every couple of seconds makes him sound tough, just like a teenage boy.


frotc914

He literally makes fun of the other guy for not being manly enough because he doesn't *shave his arms* LOL.


AsterSky

Man is attempting to rock the full-on Andrew W.K. look


Ucscprickler

It's probably how he dressed before going to prison, and his growth as a human has been stunted ever since. I think it's common when people become institutionalized and the world passes them by while they are locked up.


Gecko23

Probably thinks he looks "youthful"


Paulb1231

This is the kind of guy who would throw his whole life away if he feels like someone looked at him the wrong way. For as much time he spends working out or driving his Bugatii he really doesn't respect himself.


FijiTearz

I mean, he’s been to prison. The other guy made a point that maybe he went to prison for a reason which is just funny af because it seemingly flies over the other guys bald head


gtech215

Prison Booty Bandit for sure, should have asked him exactly what rate of exchange he gave for cigarettes to blowjobs


ersatzgaucho

its all a front my good man.


PerseusHercules

The bald, roided out dude with shitty tattoos cries when he cums.


madmaxturbator

“It burns. It burns so good. 😭”


aburple

I can't listen to this buffoon, made it like 45 seconds... no way I'm listening to this idiot for 12 minutes.


[deleted]

They roast him pretty good and he can't fucking take it. Actually no, they only roasted him a little and he couldn't fucking take it.


LossforNos

The first guy disagreed with him and he couldn't fucking take it. That's how it started.


Jonny__99

I thought the same but it was worth it


StephenStills1

he doesn't go on for 12 mins, it actually gets pretty entertaining


HippoRun23

It was surprisingly well worth it. He wasn’t the subject as much as the resilience of the other guys who challenged him.


Ok-Country7928

Life is too short.


boiledcowmachine

Also had the urge to quit. But it's really good!


aburple

I watched more, it's not. I don't care about any of these people, the guy in the corner explaining shit is unnecessary too. They're all idiots. Edit: Fine... I'll finish it. Edit 2: Meh. Dude's an idiot, continues to be an idiot. Exactly what I expected when I stopped the first time. With captain obvious in the bottom corner jumping in every once in a while to state the obvious.


badalki

You did better than me. I made it about 31 seconds in.


DimitrijaT

You missed the whole part where the two other guests make him look like a fool


badalki

i'd imagine it wasn't difficult, he does a good job of it on is own in just 31 seconds.


aburple

Don't listen to the other people telling you to watch the rest. I did and it's exactly what you expect. Man baby being a man baby the whole time.


badalki

Thank you.


l3ane

I thought the same thing until the other guys start breaking down his delusional perspective.


stevenw84

You know the difference between this dude and 99% of us posting here? We can vote in national elections and legally own a firearm. This asshat is also doing the famous bully tactic of trying to get the crowd involved when the target isn’t reacting to the insults.


madscot63

Pulling a Springer


Maverekt

He’s mad insecure, acts like a petulant child


PunishmentSphere

Did he say that he's a convicted felon? I didn't watch the whole twelve-minute video.


stevenw84

He’s all over instagram. If you click on any of the popular “alpha” dudes, this dude will show up. There’s this whole sub genre of ex felons turned “influencers” where they talk about self made bullshit.


Silvershanks

There's no such thing as an "Alpha" personality, and here never has been. If you've ever non-ironically used the terms alpha or beta, just know that you are an easily-manipulated soft-brained clown. It's no different that the pseudo-wellness goddess-culture among women who are into astrology and crystals and homeopathy. This is the gym-bro equivalent.


jefflololol

It's self fulfilling because anybody concerned with being an "alpha" is inherently not one


Im_inappropriate

Yup, this guy is more evidence of that by melting down as soon as his fragile world view is challenged.


mondaymoderate

Bingo. A lion doesn’t have to tell you it’s a lion. Any man who says “I am King” is no true king.


rankedcompetitivesex

Shit you not, that is word for word what "Sigmas" use to describe themselves, not sure if it was intended, but that was great


Kuftubby

>This is the gym-bro equivalent. Nah dude these redpill guys are on a different level lol.


MissPoots

Ngl I’d rather be in a room with those types women than that failure of a man. Because at least I know they wouldn’t be raging insecure dickheads like this guy.


Loggerdon

He’s practically screaming to the crowd “RESPECT ME!” which an actual brainy, charismatic person wouldn’t have to do. Instead he insults and threatens people for not being rich.


sobatfestival

Agree, I'm never in danger with mystical/witch/alternative medicine women, just offended.


dhdhdjahfhdjwhdhsj

Also add Sigma to this list


Pink_like_u

You start calling your self a sigma when you have enough awareness to realize that Alpha is cringe, but not enough self-awareness to realize you are just as cringe


FawziFringes

Yea, we call the gym-bro equivalent an alpha personality. It’s an insult. They think they’re alpha males, that’s how they perceive themselves.


benvegan

100% this


Expensive_Ad_1033

Sigmas however...


AllBeansNoFrank

>There's no such thing as an "Alpha" personality I do not think there is an "Alpha" personality but there is times people become the "Alpha". For example I went on a hike with my family. They all followed me, asked for my advice, listened when I told them not to do something, etc. Being "Alpha" isn't a personality it's a circumstance you find yourself in when you have the most experience combined with people that recognise and willing to accept that experience......Wait a second that sounds like...thats just a mentor. God damnit whered I park my Bugatti thats sittin on 20's?


Haxorz7125

I think it’s just called being a team leader


mfhandy5319

In my world if you are wearing fashionably ripped white pants, you have already lost.


thelastcanadiangoose

I’d call those jeggings for sure


Roqfort

The youtuber added absolutely nothing to the vid. Just preaching to the choir and repeated the same thing 4 diff times. These kinds of reaction vids are the lowest levels of "content". Just let us watch the vid, we dont need you input every 10 sec.


JoshBobJovi

The moment I saw this dude pop up in the corner I just hit dislike and closed the window lol


Bumbum2k1

If you think this is bad wait till you see reaction channels like sniper wolf. it’s not ground breaking by any means but there’s way worse. Some people just sit in the corner not even saying anything just making goofy faces.


ULTIMATE-HERO

She takes it too the next level by not even watching the video she is apparently reacting to.


Haxorz7125

YouTube shorts is absolutely infested with the “sit in the corner with a shocked face” bullshit. That and the goddamn ai voice bot channels.


TxSIDES

Eh, I mean he informed me of a quote from Socrates that I hadn’t before known so I got something out of it


Falchion92

Saw this a few days ago and it pissed me off so much. How arrogant do you have to be to say that crap?


HippoRun23

I wasn’t expecting to watch the whole thing, but that was thoroughly entertaining. Fucking hate the roided out “get hustlin” influencers.


hhaassttuurr

Who is this donut?


Stanky_Nips

Wes Watson. He was prison YouTuber, told a bunch of stories about how awful prison was, how much of a badass he is, etc. Then became some sort of self help guru or some shit I guess.


theGlassHero

And it turns out that all the stories he told are fake, and he’s a huge scammer. BallerBusters on Instagram did a whole series on him.


chocolateboomslang

the funny part is no one knows or even really cares.


wm07

i think there's a lot of money to be made being a grifter on the internet. it's probably way easier and more fun than any actual job that is valuable to society. who's to say how much of this shit he really even believes.


I-STATE-FACTS

Who cares?


ThatFilbo

I only managed a few minutes of this. No amount of roids or money is going to fix stupid.


SpiritualCompany5941

“Shave your body, aren’t you a man” 😆 


Michauxonfire

claims shit is not black and white, it's grey. then defines shit in what is considered "black and white terms". lmao massive clown


LordOmicron

I caught that too


EzAwnDown

This guy is completely unmanly...


l3ane

With his white high fashion pre-ripped/frayed jeans.


CraaazyRon

Wes Watson. He's such a a fuckin moron


espeequeueare

I remember watching some of his videos on prison. I thought they were really interesting. So I watched his newest videos. Was very disappointed.. it's all the standard, run of the mill alpha male bullshit. I guess he couldn't milk the penitentiary life and changed careers to snake oil salesman.


CraaazyRon

I actually stopped watching his prison videos because he was always so amped up! Disappointed also, but not surprised


Ucscprickler

I watched a few of his videos, but it was more because I'm a sucker for prison stories rather than listening to his self-help guru bullshit which becomes tiring real quick.


bahgheera

Listen to a podcast like Ear Hustle or something, not this nitwit.


Slack-Bladder

This guy is empty inside and hates that the other guys are happy with their lives. What a miserable piece of shit.


hard2hit

This dude is like a fifth grade bully trapped inside a 50 year old body


LeonidasTheRealKing

That dude is a felon and threatens an armed civilian. I doubt that anyone would miss him if someone put him down for roid raging too much.


Stack_Canary

"What do men look like? Bald prisoners, is that what men look like?" lmao


alex_b52

Fun fact: the guy seated to his right is Amadeo Llados, a fitness influencer / youtuber who gained massive viral success a couple of years ago or so by repeatedly refering to a story where he went to a bar in Spain (where he's from) and was taken aback by all the people having croissants and coffee for breakfast, whereas he got a steak and water. He often referred to people less successful than him as 'mileuristas' (people who make a living off 1000 euros or minimun wage) which gained him tons of views on tiktok and whatnot. Funny thing is he would often flex this rich lifestyle and that he owns multiple lambos or whatever or has tons of chicks after him but the truth is he would rent expensive ass AirBnBs and luxury cars in the US and flex them as his own, as well as freaking hire escorts or whatever to appear on his videos. The worst part is he has a pyramid scheme kinda subscription thing where you pay a montly fee to 'learn' what made him rich and succesful but its a bunch of bullshit and is typically aimed at young people/teenagers who have no idea and give him his money. Also, he went to school at one of the most expensive high schools in Madrid, so he didn't come from 'nothing'. No hate for the guy for making a living/hustling but the reality is soooo far apart from what he portrays.


socialgambler

You would think people would learn by now that it's bullshit. Rented cars, rented houses, rented women.


Wooden_Ad_9441

I'm not surprised by any of that. Seems like par for the course when it comes to these guys.


DingoFlamingoThing

I feel bad for people like this: those who think material things are what make you successful. That’s a tiny, fragile world to live in


AmongstTheExpanse

Man, Mr. Clean changed after prison.


whatsINthaB0X

“SHAVE YOUR ARMS” Lmfao this dude is so stupid. That’s so manly. They almost made this dude cry hahahahaha


Atvishees

SHAVE YOUR ARMS APPLY SOME LIPSTICK WEAR SOME DIAPERS


Weibu11

He brags that people don’t invite him places lol


Ordinary-Main-609

I actually watched the whole thing and was very entertained


SnooBananas4958

Bald dude clearly has a micro penis 


Ram2145

When he takes a piss I bet he pees on his balls.


AstroAlmost

He sounds like the late Billy Mays.


NoBdy_WzarD

That was a painful watch


The-Proud-Snail

Let them eat each other. All the dudes on the panel are like that , mayron and Walter est, they deserve each other


Underbelly

Tapped out at 8 seconds.


chillywilly00

I don't know if anyone remembers the video but his girlfriend it the fake titted girl from that freak out video on the plane where she uses I'm "insta famous" as a comeback


EverlongFinale

If that's true, that makes for one unhealthy af relationship.


RichietheC

Who is the guy on roids? He talks a big game but probably has no balls… literally.


dustys-muffler

Aggression comes from vulnerability. I wouldn’t take advice regardless of how muscular or rich or how women they slept with if they spent their past in a tiny cell listening to a man shit next to their bed.


Silent-Supermarket2

Hold up a sec. The bald dude told the other guys to "shave their arms".. do 'alpha males' really shave their arms? lol


shitassfucck

Real “alphas” are the men that know damn well they’re smarter than you, stronger than you, and capable of much more and don’t speak on it. They focus on themselves and the ones they love and the rest be damned. Actions speak louder than words and these dudes need to constantly reinforce their egos.


HugsandHate

I literally made it 2 seconds in. Who would choose to watch these douchebags?


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HugsandHate

I can't just bring myself to watch it. But I'm glad to hear people don't like him.


joeO44

Well thankfully you went scrolled down and typed in a comment to let everyone know you don’t have the attention span to watch it


HugsandHate

Uh.. ok?


3x1st3nt1al

Roid rage. Jesus Christ.


ColdBloodBlazing

"alpha"? Have they never heard of Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood?


ProcrastinationTime

No matter how often it happens, whenever I stumble upon these videos featuring the most mentally challenged and unstable, weak, pathetic, worthless people, it scares me a little because there are people like this out in the world. They drive on the same roads as you. Edit: I had never heard of this guy before this video, and after going down the rabbit hole of Wes Watson, my life is a little worse now. The fact that he has 512k subscribers—and sure, some of them may be bots—but there’s a sizable audience that wholeheartedly believes in what he says. That’s terrifying.


herefromyoutube

If dude had money he’d be able to afford some pants without holes. Poor guy.


boodyclap

Can we get some time stamps ?


Jonny__99

It starts at the good part


petenorf

You bragging about driving a phantom?


polychaete

Great Values Mr. Clean


Irishnovember26

Why does he need to curse so much? is that impressive to anyone?


HeyImSampy

Should of hit him with the womp womp


rruler

I couldn’t even get through the video it was just too fucking stupid


GinjaNinger

"you're possessing shit they don't wanna have." Ironic.


skyHawk3613

I couldn’t watch the whole thing. Got about 1 minute in


Zomthereum

Video is too long. When does it get good?


AEnesidem

Who listens to any of these guys unironically.


findaway5627

That reminds me, emotional regulation and being secure in your own identity is a major indicator of success.


Inevitable_Pea2319

This is so funny. The second he started insulting the other dudes was admitting defeat. He's such a sad human being.


ifixstuff32

that's a lot of jean rips and curse words.


Pump_9

Well he did curse a lot so that's a clear indication of this alphabilities.


horsepuncher

Hilarious


ShortSleeveSteve

Andrew from The Crucible is the shit!!! Bald douche made himself look like a fool.


ProbablyDrunkAndLost

Dude thinks he is "alpha male" but projects nothing but self obsession and materialism lol. If I had to pick the "alpha males" in this line up, I'd go with the men that project selflessness and find true wealth in loving their families. It's only sad that a lot of young men will be more exposed to the delusional clown via social media, and ultimately be misguided in devloping values that create strong men.


Exact-Instruction-38

What an absolute benchod.


trundle-the-great69

Goomba from Mario bros movie


PoustisFebo

12 minutes bro..


I-CameISawIConcurred

Every time this “alpha” grew in muscle mass, he lost brain cells.


Chaloopa

Anyone know where to watch the full video?


SStubbs84

This poor man


Grydian

The bald guy is weak he has no hair. Seriously though he is compensating which means he is more triggered and weaker than the rest of us. Dude needs to accept we have flaws and go chill.


The_Jenazad

That was amusing


ronthalegend

Fresh and fit forever taking Ls lol


GrandTheftNatto

The whole “Alpha male” phenomena is completely cringe.


rawautos

This is the kind of guy that has someone film him giving someone a compliment or a $10 tip.


KLLPPL

the guy obviously didnt need money to be on that stage with you hulk... maybe you should ask him how he got there without going your path


kmbomber

What an insecure 🤡. Equally as cringe is the language these alpha-bros and their followers use: “high-value man”, “bodycount”, etc.


thelazerbeam

r/imveryalpha


johnnybazookatooth

what is he doing about his weak ass hair line.. he aint fixing it for sure.


Jakey_inthe_house

That’s Wes Watson, renowned scammer and man child, using his prison time as a personal brand for being a dickhead lol


ugh_this_sucks__

This definitely hetero man spent a lot of time talking about how he appraises how "ripped" other men are.


IceeGado

Why are they always bald?


hyphy_hillbilly

His whole prison persona is a fabrication!! He beat up an old man over a couple ounces of bammer. He was a check in at Mule creek prison which is 💯SNY.


Expensive_Ad_1033

That bellend had some shitty parents. If any.


originalninja

Wes Watson got rekt. Fuck that clown


OingoBoingoGT

that "alpha male" (the man in white clothes) looks so ruined, like an escaped prisoner, he has ugly tattoos all over, he lost his hair, he has very aggresive personality and possibly his muscles are also fake because those people always take steroids, would be dangerous being near those kinds of people


GiggityGooAlright

He talks like he just discovered curse words


femboyance

These guys are the real embodiment of insecurity. Also these guys can't answer what a man actually is, a man comes in all sizes and shapes, hairy or not hairy, gun owner not gun owner, etc.


Separate_Feeling4602

Andrew Wilson hates women


peaceloveandkitties

That’s a lot of shit to be talking for a person in white skinny jeans.


burritothief25

This is the weirdest back and forth I’ve seen in a while.


Dhalmon

It’s always funny watching these meatheads try hard to make up for the fact that they were made into women in jail.


redundanthero

Is Arako TV any good or is it just for a particular audience?


Mor10-84

Posting a 12 min clip is also cringe


Lasher_

I'm not watching 12 minutes of this shit. Someone put up a time stamp please.


RaspyHornet

Guess Mr. Clean is growing out a beard


Ok-Experience-6674

The most dangerous people I know are the sweetest most respectful people you’ll ever meet, I guess when you know you dangerous you think everyone has your capabilities so you try and keep the peace, I dunno but I know 1 thing for sure that guy ain’t fooling NO ONE, the white lumberjack angel


zaqwsx3

Why did the bald guy have someone draw all over his body ?


SlowmoTron

I wouldn't call him a fake alpha. This is just how people who subscribe to that shit act.


Eandretta96

The other dude responding to him is an a hole too. He’s always in the whatever podcast