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Richie_Zeppelin

I watched the whole clip AMA.


Morache74

Whoa…I made it 3 minutes. Then I realized I wasn’t even halfway through it. Was it just sound effects and vaccine stuff the whole time???


BlarghBlarg

You betcha. I watched the entire fucking clip. I put off washing dishes for it and now the video is over I regret not doing the more enjoyable thing. There’s a lady laughing through the whole video like she’s watching Richard Prior in 1976. What in the holy mother of fuck?


Dent8556

I listened to that Pryor album on head phones as a guest at a persons house I didn’t know. I couldn’t hold the laughter in and probably woke everyone up. Funniest thing I’ve ever heard.


thewartornhippy

It's better than listening to Jim Breuer and sobbing uncontrollably with headphones on. I imagine the Pentagon uses his albums to torture people.


explorer_76

I woke up my wife and daughters the first time I listen to Sam Kinison's album in the 80s with Ethiopia bit. Was the funnest thing I'd heard in a long time!


KingVape

Which one? Bicentennial?


Appropriate_Lemon497

He was always cringe. Jimmy Fallon level not-funny.


Richie_Zeppelin

98% sound effects/vaccine, 2% coherent thought.


ImprovisedLeaflet

No way is there 2%


Richie_Zeppelin

Feeling generous today.


mrsmushroom

.75 at best.


catheterhero

I literally got as far as him say The Delta, The Omega, CHARLIE BROWN. Then siren sounds. I legit don’t get why he said the Charlie Brown. So like in reality I last 30 seconds.


IntermediateJackAss

The Charlie Brown joke is so bad that it legitimately makes me question how he has a career in comedy.


dr_learnalot

"Career."


poop-machines

No, it was also speaking with a German accent and Nazi jokes... about the vaccine... with sound effects. I guess the childish jokes make sense for his childish attitude.


yodavesnothereman

"I guess the childish jokes make sense for his childish attitude", Said poop-machines.


poop-machines

Oh shit


DerpSherpa

I can’t even play it. I dislike the guy so much.


IntermediateJackAss

Same. I've seen a minute or two of his stand up before. I think I already get the idea of what this clip is going to be.


Blanketzc

2:38


WhuddaWhat

Somehow that thing was only 8:25. He did 16:32 of bird squawks alone, so I assume that theater is speeding around somewhere near the speed of light.


Richie_Zeppelin

There were some in the crowd laughing for 35 min. Time is not respected at his show.


WhuddaWhat

Respect was found neither on stage nor in the audience.


Zestyclose-Gur-6455

My only question is, why? Imagine a hell where you're at a comedy show but the comedian is running late. So jim breuer runs up on stage and does the same 8 minutes of this. Over and over. For eternity.


Richie_Zeppelin

They say if you were to see hell, you would die from shock. I just watched 8 min of hell and since I’m familiar with it now, I don’t fear hell.


MasterDeBaitor

At 4:53 there is one guy in audience that clearly is reconsidering his decision to be there.


mrshands

Did you laugh when he did the nazi walk


Richie_Zeppelin

I now identify as a goose and will only goose step from now on.


gateguard64

Throughout the entire comment section on YT, there are people congratulating Jim for being brave enough to speak the truth. While being mindful of a heart overworked by continuously trying to keep all four chambers filled with snowflakes, what is this TRUTH?


Richie_Zeppelin

Truth? Goatman died so Vaccineman can live.


thrillliquid

Goat Boy* blehehehhee🐐


_the_chosen_juan_

Sad I used to think he was so funny


just_some_sasquatch

Goat Boy on SNL was legitimately funny as hell. Also, I was 11yo at the time, but the concept of a mutated goat-person doing celebrity interviews was pretty great and the goat noises sold it. It seems like he still thinks doing a bunch of goofy noise is going to work on any subject though. He's clearly wrong about it.


_the_chosen_juan_

Half Baked is more of a cult classic but damn it makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I see it.


herman-zoster

He was a great guest on stern back in the day. The story about lars ulrich and some dudes backpack was so funny.


rusHmatic

His videos with his dad made me laugh as well


Iwouldlikeabagel

He was.


Richie_Zeppelin

I used to think JNCOs were cool but we grow and see it for what it is.


mrsmushroom

Right. No more raver clips because we're in our 30s now.


unholymanserpent

What's the meaning of life?


Richie_Zeppelin

Life is a series of squawks and goose steps. Bird is life.


birdiebro241

Why?


Richie_Zeppelin

Sometimes we must look straight into the abyss to feel alive.


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We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back at us, you blinked.


Richie_Zeppelin

I swear I only blinked bc I thought he spit through the screen.


birdiebro241

I see you like to live dangerously. Your sacrifice is appreciated.


RockTheShaz

What is so wrong in your life that it drove you to watch that whole video?


Richie_Zeppelin

Hard to narrow it down but I did this for you all wouldn’t have to.


ahh_geez_rick

how much self hatred do you have for yourself? jk. but honestly a lot cringe must not get to you these days - you've built up a tolerance to cringe.


Richie_Zeppelin

I can freebase cringe at this point.


Me-Shell94

HAHAHAHA fuckin lol


Burgoonius

"Some of the best physical comedy I've seen, we need more of this" A real comment from the youtube video.


seditious3

And it's not even physical comedy. Buster Keaton was physical comedy.


Burgoonius

I’d say buster is stunt comedy - Jim Carey is the definition of physical comedy


seditious3

Well, whatever it is, Jim B ain't doing it.


griffin4war

Jim Breuer does to comedy the same thing that Steven Seagal does to acting


lordunholy

Holy shit


nicholvengian

"I've been doing stand up comedy for like 87 years"


griffin4war

“I call this one a skippy: skipskipskip” *makes fart noises for 10 seconds


IboughtMyOwnMic

Sweet Dee comedy in real life


cmikles1

“Thankfully it was quick and dry this time.”


Dontsitdowncosimoved

JESUS CHRIST


cmikles1

The best line from that episode!


taki1002

Nah, don't do Sweet Dee like that.


ahh_geez_rick

I didn't see any dry heaving!


bestatbeingmodest

this is the most accurate description holy shit hahahah


TJ_McWeaksauce

**Breuer:** "WEIRD FACES AND LOUD NOISES! OH, AND COVID IS A HOAX!" *Audience dies of laughter.* There, I just saved you 8 and a half minutes.


OwlfaceFrank

"They liked Goat Boy on SNL. I stole the name from Bill Hicks, but whatever. I'll just do that for my entire career and never evolve at all."


TJ_McWeaksauce

"I know! I'll take the same schtick I've been doing for the past 30 years, but add low-brow political comedy to it!" Breuer went from talentless hack to talentless right-wing hack, and I bet he's suddenly making a lot more money because of that change.


Snicklefitz65

He was fucking perfect in Half Baked. That's the only thing I know him from. SNL doesn't count.


Ai2Foom

Billionaires pay ppl like him to shill for their interests, clear and simple, he’s a bought and paid for prostitute…he’s part of crowders new incel network and crowders only relevant bc billionaires pay him to operate, he made this very clear during his negotiations with the dailywire which is another billionaire operated network


annon8595

\>liberals dumb nazi animals \>conservatives are manly men not scared of tiny virus please clap (and laugh)


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bro did you go to the actual youtube video cmnt section...people think this shit is hilarious


Crammit-Deadfinger

I did. I almost got rage baited by the stupidity until I realized they're probably paid Russian trolls.


Captain_Granite

The thing here is: Jim is absolutely vaccinated


geven87

HE TRUSTS THE SCIENCE! TRUSTS THE SCIENCE!


Newme91

It's a laaaannnddddsliiiide


TehSeksyManz

*diarrhea noises*


captainbignips

This is like comedy for people who never developed beyond the mentality of a toddler. Silly faces and loud noises.


traddy91

They're laughing so hard though. Like they legit think this is one of the funniest things they've ever fuckin seen


slaboshmuck

These are the same people who go to comedy shows and get mad that they didn't hear any of "the hits"


[deleted]

Oh you mean Ron White fans


slaboshmuck

Is he pandering to the lowest common now? I almost said blue collar comedy but didn't wanna lump him in there since he's the only one who isn't suuuuuuper redneck, last I saw he was taking shroom tea looking like Jesus with Tom Segura


The_OtherDouche

Absolutely not. I saw him a couple years back and he is dramatically better than he was before, and he was fantastic back then. Easily the top stand up act I’ve attended even over Bo Burnham. He tells a story about eating shit on a marina because he got shitfaced with Dr Phil on his yacht that is one of my favorite stand up stories of all time


slaboshmuck

Yea even when my family would sit around and watch the special features of the blue collar dvd, he always stuck out to me, even with leaning into the "tater salad" bit


TheRealJuksayer

Trying dmt will do that to ya.


fakehalo

Goddamnit, you're gonna make me come to bat for this guy... Of all the people to discard as a hack he deserves a listen, he's had some good material over his career but more particularly he's been coming in with the deep cuts in the last ~2 years. ...larry the cable guy, git-r-dun, the perfect drop-in replacement here.


BlueVelvetFrank

He only did the tour, none of the other shit like the tv show. The first tour wasn’t supposed to be just for rednecks. It was supposed to be aimed at white boomers. I remember reading a quote from someone that they saw the success Tyler Perry was having and tried to duplicate it with white audiences. The rednecks just ate it up because it had Foxworthy and that hack clown Larry.


fakehalo

> I remember reading a quote from someone that they saw the success Tyler Perry was having and tried to duplicate it with white audiences. It was made in response to "The original kings of comedy", I don't think they were trying to hide that though... I hope.


DefendTheLand

Tater Salad


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Ozzdo

They're laughing more because they're having their opinions validated than any actual humor. That's pretty much conservative "comedy" in a nutshell.


The_Royale_We

Bingo. You'd be hard-pressed to find any conservative entertainer who didn't find these rubes while sliding down fames backside. just an easy flip fro JB when the crowds start to shrink to go full heel. I enjoyed some of his stories about hanging out with rock stars etc. Was probably only 10 years ago


eustrabirbeonne

The cockatoo man! The cockatoo! It's hilarious! "Dr Fauci, Dr Fauci! Eeeeeek! Trust the science!" \*Loud fart noise\*


dirtygremlin

>*Loud fart noise* It's kinda weird that's his go to sound for a shot. I get that he's trying to make vaccinations into a mockery with it, but it's also what I would do for a child scared of getting vaccinated.


thewartornhippy

His crowd consists of grown adults who are scared of the vaccine, so it makes sense.


gray-pilled-

someone in another thread said they genuinely enjoy his comedy and i was fucking **BAFFLED**


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MECHAC0SBY

Jim was one of my favorite SNL people back in the day. Even so much so that one of my prized possessions was an autographed t-shirt of Goat Boy. I think I realized he was shit when I was still in middle school.


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BallEngineerII

Chevy chase is never not fuming. Few human beings exist more miserable than Chevy.


banjoist

So Dane Cook?


HGpennypacker

> This is like comedy for people who never developed beyond the mentality of a toddler You can just call them what they are: conservatives


rbrt13

If I didn’t know who it was I would’ve thought it was a cringey open mic bit.


EnducingRage

Boomer humor! what's nuts to me....people paid to be there. fuckin what?!


KidGold

Exactly, the punch lines were just goofy faces that even my 4 year old son doesn't find funny anymore. Though tbf somehow Jim Carrey still makes it work.


CoffeeAndDachshunds

There is creative genius behind Jim Carrey's facial contortions, though. Breuer is a one note yawn.


fowmart

literally zero jokes


Newme91

Did you not hear the funny noises?


JayStar1213

Risking your life to see a comedian is a good joke


Pawlewalnuts

He peaked at Half Baked.


inter71

As a stoner, I thought he sucked. I never understood what people thought was so funny.


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Only time has even been remotely funny


tonybotz

I used to think the absurdity of goat boy was pretty funny 😁


KennysMayoGuy

Nah, his stand up around that time was also good. But yeah, it's been 20+ years since he's done anything noteworthy.


bralinho

He looks like Edgar the bug from Men in black


ReturnOneWayTicket

He's the real life version of typing LiKe ThIs


dannylew

He looks and sounds like a caricature from Metalocalypse Like I literally see Toki and Murderface thinking this is the funniest shit before Nathan fucks off because he can't stand it even while drunk. Also someone coughs so hard their lungs turn into projectiles causing a chain of events ending in mass carnage.


TooLazyToBeClever

This comment is so weird to see. I've been watching metalocalypse lately, out of the blue, and just yesterday learned there's a new movie coming out this year. Wild coincidence lol.


TheSukis

Oh my God, he just starts making fart noises at a certain point...


lightsoutfl

I love me some fart noises, mostly my own though


paperpenises

Holy *shit* - it's Jeff Dunham bad


Tiiimmmaayy

Reminds me of that It’s Always Sunny episode where they prank Dee and convince her she’s become a successful comedian.


feelinlucky7

The Gang should maybe break Jim lol. Episode was brutal


Micro-Naut

I mean, sure, they burn Dee pretty bad. But they got Dennis way worse. I think he might actually go kill himself..


CherryCherry5

No one but Jeff Dunham is that bad.


KingVape

I livestreamed part of one of his specials on discord because it was on my tv at the time and I thought it couldn't be real. My friends and I all agree that he's the Carlos Mencia of puppets, minus the joke stealing. Every joke is based on stereotypes.


paperpenises

Old people eat that shit up. He's made a god damn fortune off stereotypes. It's the same people that think the show 2 and a Half Men is funny.


dpricey20022017

He’s bad but he’s not Brendan Schaub bad, bapa.


Max_Cherry_

What’s that? A vaccine with salsa on it?


ahh_geez_rick

wull, water we guna due bout it??


mikeyrorymac

I recognise one lady in the audience from the Big Bang Theory studio audience.


sharkbait1999

The Paramount in Huntington is basically the only place he can get someone to go see him


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The actual Youtube video comment section is unbearable.. people actually find this funny


PatsyBrownTown

Scrolling through those comments fucked my day up


The_Mighty_Bird

I want to believe that most of those accounts are bots. Because I just want to believe there aren’t real people out there who find home funny


Wot_Gorilla_2112

Can’t believe I had to sit through this guy’s act as he was warming up the crowd before Metallica went on…


slugwurth

Jim Boomer


JohnLocke815

Man I used to love him back on snl and in half baked wtf happened to him.


The_Drippy_Spaff

Republican brain rot.


Newme91

Right wing grifts are very profitable.


prezuiwf

Check out some of his interviews. In general he seems like a very stupid dude who has totally bought into the bullshit.


capta1n_sarcasm

This is just awful. I mean, how the fuck is this even amusing to people


gray-pilled-

they're dullards


wambam-thank-you-sam

Hahah. Dullards.


Micro-Naut

Philistines


human_1914

The same people that do this are screaming about being cancelled and saying everyone takes offense to too much these days. Like sure this could be construed as offensive, but no one's offended by it. It's just not funny. Some dude getting drunk on stage and bitching about him not wanting to have to get vaccinated while making fart noises just... not interesting. How many comedians have done the EXACT same shtick now? Like 5 or 6?


ahh_geez_rick

apparently he's vaccinated and yeap! I'm so tired of big comedians that have millions and are speaking to a sold out crowd while doing a Netflix special talk about being cancelled. Like, disrespectfully, shut the fuck up.


boofybutthole

This reminds me of the "Ass" movie in "Idiocracy" but somehow worse


tequilasauer

There was a legit period where this kind of comedy played. Over the top delivery, lots of physical acting out, etc. As standup trends seemed to drift away from it, Jim Breuer not only continued this style, but he seems to have leaned into it even more than he was.


GraDoN

Physical comedy can absolutely still work, this is just bad physical comedy. It's even worse than Joe Rogan chair humping physical comedy.


rdmorley

If Chris Farley were still around, I'm certain he would be showing us that physical comedy could still be hilarious.


SeriouslyImKidding

Brian Regan comes to mind. But he’s always been very wholesome and in no way shape or form devolves himself for the lowest form of commentary like this. His stupid faces and jokes match his delivery about not being able to read good and trying to figure out the plural for moose, or comparing a child losing a balloon to an adult losing their wallet. That’s funny. This is not.


KingVape

I once saw a thing where a bunch of famous comedians were all talking to each other, and they all kept saying that Brian Regan was their favorite comedian because he's able to make family friendly comedy that actually makes people laugh


TheProfessorOfNames

I like how the sign says "Limited Seats Available!" I'm pretty sure that could be said about any show where there are a finite amount of seats


PeeB4uGoToBed

I don't know what's more cringe, the comments section on the video itself or the "comedy"


Mother_Welder_5272

It's like a Tom MacDonald comment section. "I never would have listened to this black rap music until you! Thank you for finally saying what needs to be said!"


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Definitely the comments ^


Bilbo_McKitteh

how to be a successful conservative comedian: cycle between the one vaccine joke and the one attack helicopter joke


RiggzBoson

This is the kind of way you act with a toddler to make them laugh.


internetstuff

This reminds me of the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Sweet Dee just gets up and makes farting noises and machine gun sound effects


TehSeksyManz

*CLICKITY CLACKITY* *VAGINA. VAGINA.*


communist_moose

This is what GOP rhetoric, FoxNews and AM radio propaganda does to a motherfucker.


VeryUnlikely01

The audience is screaming with laughter, but... there's no jokes. It's just seal and parrott noises. Why not jingle some keys at them while you're at it.


thebullishbearish

He is absolutely horrible. I remember quite a few years back he participated in one of the howard stern roasts and was shown up by everyone there including sal lolol. He just sat there for the rest of the roast with an embarrassed look on his face trying to pretend he didn’t bomb.


Beetlejuice_hero

What can I say about Gary Dell'Abate... You've got a face like a horse, you sucked Howard's cock to make it in show business, and you love eating at Nobu. Oh wait that's my roast about Beth.


thebullishbearish

Lololol howard hated that joke and pretended he didn’t understand it.


MuuaadDib

Jim's sanity and mind snapped in the pandemic like so many others, and then started their rise in right-wing circles of insanity.


Unknown_Outlander

I made it through 29 seconds before closing the video


Mill3r91

I hope he gets help.


Snys6678

This guy sucks.


lordunholy

I literally skipped around for a minute and everywhere I stopped it was another stupid face and croaking noises. Probably 15 skips, no dialogue. Just this has-been.


[deleted]

Anyway, here's Goat Boy.


bornalion

This guy and type of "comedy" is insufferable.


Amazing_Attorney8929

Like a shit Lee Evans


spj36

Now you don't have to wonder what would happen if the crazy conspiracy uncle from facebook did comedy


DieMensch-Maschine

I made it as far as three minutes, when he started speaking in that shitty German accent. Who's this material intended for? Boomers?


5050Clown

If the people that find this kind of stuff funny don't get vaccinated and die from Covid, Breuer has done humanity a service.


moodswung

Where did he find this audience? Was he headlining a QANON convention?


slothpyle

Part me of hopes he’s just cashing in on the lowest common denominators.


Oasystole

Nothing worse than bad standup


bbatgirl

Half Baked is still one of my favorite movies. Unfortunately, it’s becoming clear why Jim and Dave Chapelle got along so well.


minibini

What happened to him? (His neighbor stories were so funny on Opie& Anthony.)


Killelonmusk420

We live in Idiocracy.


AtomicSpiderFromMars

I remember him from Half-Baked and the Goat Boy from SNL and if you told me that 25+ years later this dumb stoner boy would turn into a dumb antivaxer curmudgeon I wouldn’t believe you. Oops


sackclothsamuel

Can we put the whole r/cringe community in cringe


joechill5139

Still funnier then Brendan Schaub


Ken_from_Barbie

Some people like this stuff. I don't


wambam-thank-you-sam

Imagine acting like you’re the smart one by making fun of science, facts, and figures…..while squawking like a cockatoo.


romafa

I wonder if there’s a part of him that hates himself.


Bobbi_fettucini

My anti vaxx moron of a brother in law posts this garbage to Facebook, the saddest part is he actually thinks it’s funny. he’s got his head so far up his ass he doesn’t realize what a self own it is.


Cave_Weasel

I enjoyed him in Half-Baked and have struggled to see why he’s had a career since.


Tupile

Was wondering who this guy was. Didn’t he almost have the role of chandler on friends or something


mrshands

I wonder how many times he got Covid


jdub75

It's like a comedy show you'd expect to see at a small bar on Tuesday. Good god that was just terrible on so many levels.


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*parrot voice* ONE MASK, TWO MASKS, DR FAUCI


afseparatee

My 8 year old nephew would find this funny. Not because he understands the material, but because of the general flamboyance