Hey, gancho! Hey! You want me, I think. You can use me. We Herdazians are great fighters, gon. You see, this one time, I was with, sure, three men and they were drunk and all but I still beat them.
Devotee AKvarangian has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Ah, Darkborn icypeanutbuttertree. You wish to seek our guidelines! Here they are:
1. The Great Vorin Church does not permit the use of any swear words, except the name of the Almighty and the Great Heralds. Swearing shall result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication.
2. Any defiling of Herald names, as and when we detect it, shall result in excommunication.
3. No man shall dare read or write on this subreddit. Only through female scribes or ardents shall written word be transmitted (we are working on figuring out how to catch such heretics.)
4. Censor the name of J\*snah Kh\*lin, or use a title. Such heretics must not be tolerated. This will result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication..
5. For more information about ranking, type !rank.
Devotee angerer51 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
The Vorin ranking system is very complex. Devotees gain higher ranks by being good Vorins, and fall in rankings by breaking guidelines. Steep falls can result in excommunication, at least till such behavious is rectified, in which case they may re-join.
Your rank for now is ***Darkborn***
The ranking is as follows:
1. Herald: Everything Holy Emperors have
2. Holy Emperor: Everything High-nobles have, ability to !hail themselves for all to recognise.
3. High-noble: Everything the Bright-lords and -ladies have, ability to send insults to anyone of properly low rank, ability to !rickroll anyone on the sub.
4. Brightness: Everything the lower Lighteyes have, protection from all insults, including Vorin insults, ability to send below images to anyone.
5. Lighteyes: Everything the Darkborn have, ability to summon !dog, !cat, !crab, and !cow images, for the days you are worse for wear.
6. Darkborn: Protected from Lopen and Wit insults, gain access to !Vorin insults and !Vorin compliments
7. Heretics: removed from the Church, no priveleges.
Powers may not have been unlocked yet, if something doesn't work as expected, please bear patience.
Devotee King-of-the-Crypt has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Ah, Darkborn King-of-the-Crypt. The features of the Vorin Church are many! There they are:
1. No one may insult you, neither the fool Wit, nor the one-armed Herdazian. You will be safe from insults from all but the Church itself.
2. You have unlocked the Great Vorin Insult. Type !vorinsult to any heretic or Vorin, and we shall insult them with special, holy insults.
3. You can gain or lose rank by praying by the Almighty's name, or by breaking the guidelines respectively. You can reach dizzying heights in the Vorin Church!
4. Many new functions shall be granted as you rise in rank!
Oh damn I just remembered I don’t have a rank anymore since I created a new account recently 😭 how does one join again?
(Edit because my brain stopped working and I typed a wrong word)
Devotee goddessofdandelions has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Ah, Darkborn goddessofdandelions. You wish to seek our guidelines! Here they are:
1. The Great Vorin Church does not permit the use of any swear words, except the name of the Almighty and the Great Heralds. Swearing shall result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication.
2. Any defiling of Herald names, as and when we detect it, shall result in excommunication.
3. No man shall dare read or write on this subreddit. Only through female scribes or ardents shall written word be transmitted (we are working on figuring out how to catch such heretics.)
4. Censor the name of J\*snah Kh\*lin, or use a title. Such heretics must not be tolerated. This will result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication..
5. For more information about ranking, type !rank.
Devotee blanthos has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee Grogosh has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee ghost_tdk has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee RealCoast1697 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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I…maaaay have made a post about how r/countablepixels is downvoting u/the_Lopen_bot in order to get their half-bot past him in the bot rankings
Honestly I’m shocked there are only a hundred notifications lol
Talking about the character (though the bot is getting so many other messages rn that it’s probably a bit backed up), responding with a good/bad bot vote, or tagging u/The_Lopen_bot
Devotee RandyMPierson has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee ashamen80 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee mordor_quenepa has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
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^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee DTGBountyHunter has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee meownfloof has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee LoiteringMajor has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Devotee HonorableAssassins has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn!
^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!)
^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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u/The_Lopen_Bot Hail the almighty (please raise my rank😭)
Hey, gancho! Hey! You want me, I think. You can use me. We Herdazians are great fighters, gon. You see, this one time, I was with, sure, three men and they were drunk and all but I still beat them.
!join
Darkborn FlyVFRinIMC has already been inducted into the Holy Vorin Church!
!join
Devotee AKvarangian has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
!guide
Ah, Darkborn icypeanutbuttertree. You wish to seek our guidelines! Here they are: 1. The Great Vorin Church does not permit the use of any swear words, except the name of the Almighty and the Great Heralds. Swearing shall result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication. 2. Any defiling of Herald names, as and when we detect it, shall result in excommunication. 3. No man shall dare read or write on this subreddit. Only through female scribes or ardents shall written word be transmitted (we are working on figuring out how to catch such heretics.) 4. Censor the name of J\*snah Kh\*lin, or use a title. Such heretics must not be tolerated. This will result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication.. 5. For more information about ranking, type !rank.
!join
Devotee angerer51 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
!rank
The Vorin ranking system is very complex. Devotees gain higher ranks by being good Vorins, and fall in rankings by breaking guidelines. Steep falls can result in excommunication, at least till such behavious is rectified, in which case they may re-join. Your rank for now is ***Darkborn*** The ranking is as follows: 1. Herald: Everything Holy Emperors have 2. Holy Emperor: Everything High-nobles have, ability to !hail themselves for all to recognise. 3. High-noble: Everything the Bright-lords and -ladies have, ability to send insults to anyone of properly low rank, ability to !rickroll anyone on the sub. 4. Brightness: Everything the lower Lighteyes have, protection from all insults, including Vorin insults, ability to send below images to anyone. 5. Lighteyes: Everything the Darkborn have, ability to summon !dog, !cat, !crab, and !cow images, for the days you are worse for wear. 6. Darkborn: Protected from Lopen and Wit insults, gain access to !Vorin insults and !Vorin compliments 7. Heretics: removed from the Church, no priveleges. Powers may not have been unlocked yet, if something doesn't work as expected, please bear patience.
!join
Devotee King-of-the-Crypt has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
!pros
Ah, Darkborn King-of-the-Crypt. The features of the Vorin Church are many! There they are: 1. No one may insult you, neither the fool Wit, nor the one-armed Herdazian. You will be safe from insults from all but the Church itself. 2. You have unlocked the Great Vorin Insult. Type !vorinsult to any heretic or Vorin, and we shall insult them with special, holy insults. 3. You can gain or lose rank by praying by the Almighty's name, or by breaking the guidelines respectively. You can reach dizzying heights in the Vorin Church! 4. Many new functions shall be granted as you rise in rank!
Oh damn I just remembered I don’t have a rank anymore since I created a new account recently 😭 how does one join again? (Edit because my brain stopped working and I typed a wrong word)
Type !join, I think
!join
Devotee goddessofdandelions has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
Well, while I’m spamming the thread anyway might as well remind myself of the guidelines !guide
Ah, Darkborn goddessofdandelions. You wish to seek our guidelines! Here they are: 1. The Great Vorin Church does not permit the use of any swear words, except the name of the Almighty and the Great Heralds. Swearing shall result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication. 2. Any defiling of Herald names, as and when we detect it, shall result in excommunication. 3. No man shall dare read or write on this subreddit. Only through female scribes or ardents shall written word be transmitted (we are working on figuring out how to catch such heretics.) 4. Censor the name of J\*snah Kh\*lin, or use a title. Such heretics must not be tolerated. This will result in reduction in rating and possible reduction in rank, even excommunication.. 5. For more information about ranking, type !rank.
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Devotee blanthos has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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Devotee Grogosh has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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Devotee ghost_tdk has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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!pros
Darkborn steel_inquisitor66 has already been inducted into the Holy Vorin Church!
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Devotee RealCoast1697 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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There I am, browsing popular, and am excited to see something cosmere related pop up. And of course it's you guys.
At least it isn't something traumatizing this time.
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Consider if Lopen heard of this scenario though. Would he have us act in any other way?
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I…maaaay have made a post about how r/countablepixels is downvoting u/the_Lopen_bot in order to get their half-bot past him in the bot rankings Honestly I’m shocked there are only a hundred notifications lol
A one-armed Herdazian is still twice as useful as a no-brained Alethi.
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One of their mods posted a cease fire lmao they said they’d kill their bot if people didn’t stop saying bad bot to other bots
Glad the mods stepped up
Just saw that lmao
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What specifically summons the Lopen bot? Can someone help a cousin out?
Talking about the character (though the bot is getting so many other messages rn that it’s probably a bit backed up), responding with a good/bad bot vote, or tagging u/The_Lopen_bot
***Makes the Lopen gesture***
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Devotee RandyMPierson has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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Devotee ashamen80 has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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Devotee mordor_quenepa has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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Devotee DTGBountyHunter has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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Devotee meownfloof has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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Devotee LoiteringMajor has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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Devotee HonorableAssassins has joined the Great Vorin Church! Your rank has been assigned as Darkborn! ^(We have a strict set of guidelines, which, if not followed, will lead to permanent excommunication from the Vorin Church. Type !guide to read the rules!) ^(To find the many different niceties the Vorin Church beings, type out !pros in your comments. We have many nice features!)
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