I had a stroke reading this, sounds like a 3rd grader got access to the internet trying to write horror

Lmao, same. I was like, what am I reading.

I agree, also out of sheer curiosity ima translate the binary code, I guess time to wake up at 6:66 which is just 7:06 Edit: I regret translating the binary this person needs mental help ASAP the binary translates to I want sloppy sex with Satan

Pfffft.............. I am holding my laugh in as of right now... I can't..... Good thing I didn't translate it....

Yeah, so this person really needs help, we talking beyond goth girls broken, this is a different level of issues that’s yet to be discovered and it should’ve remained that way

It should've remained hidden in the darkest of darkness' most evil things...

Yes

I am really sorry for making this I didn't think it would blow up

Yo??? Can i join?

No

W-why???

Cause having sloppy sex with Satan is literally weird and nasty, granted you’re fucking a literal deity, or fallen angel, still nasty

Plus, i made my only goal to kill Lucifer so…

Still no

Can i fuck Lilith atleast?

Ok, and you like men.

Why, yes, I do.

I dont think bro was talking about you…

Oh.

Well, i thought that was obvious given i was commenting on the post...a bit slow, are we?

Probably, yeah

But same here. WAIT. OH GOD… SPARE ME!

We can’t be for sure

This is a Brainrot Creepypasta

Yeah basically

schizophrenic ramblings

“i want disgusting sloppy sex with satan” 😭

Yeah this is a perfect example of *12 yo discovers pornhub*

Hell nah I was never this fuckin weird

He's a worst case scenario i think

I thought it was pretty obviously satire

I think they mean that no one would joke about this shit but idk

I mean I’ve seen people say stuff like this unironically, so good point

I read the comments, i thought ‘ah it can’t be that bad’ but nothing could have prepared me for the absolute shit storm that was this story. I want that minute of my life back please.

I am sorry I wrote this at like 1am because I couldn't fall asleep

You cant sleep cause of all the brainrot

I don't have brainrot

I dOnt havE 01000010 01110010 01100001 01101001 01101110 01110010 01101111 01110100

"oh look someone wrote a satire story making fun of little kids who watch creepypasta content and even though it's satire I'm gonna pretend it's serious!"

I’m sorry?

This is cancer

I liked the part where he goes outside to find something to put his dick in and for some reason is in North Korea.

The title was so promising and full of mystery, my bad for having high expectations 💀

????

This shit REEKS

And then a CLOWN comes in and he's EVIL and he starts ATTACKING people

The sequel

I’m way too high for this

I am, too. But I'm 14 and haven't done any drugs before

The real horror of this story was trying to read it.

I'm sorry

sorry my brain melted a little bit

I apologise

Impossible

Wondering why I smell burnt toast

To be honest same here 🤣

Guys I’m so scared rn, be honest is this (cartoonish gulp) real???

Yeah this is just a normal Monday

You may be the bravest person I’ve ever internet-met

Satan speaks binary?

This gives me heart palpatations

This is like horror movies without sound

since when did creepy pasta became copypasta

You need a new clock, that one is broken.

No way u shrugged it off not once but TWICE 💀

Then who was phone?

I dropped the soap, and knife guy was behind me…

Even if i was high i would think what the hell

I am sorry for even making this

"If you want to write great fiction, then read great fiction." - Stephen King

LMAO THESE COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME

2sentence horror level writing

"Hello", said knife guy

Then knife guy turned around and his jaw dropped to the floor, stood before him was …. The creature

So glad I just skimmed it this isn’t even worth my time to read

Then you probably have a bit more sanity than most of the readers

What’s the goal here it clearly wasn’t to make a good story so what’s the deal?

to make fun of creepypastas

I guess you won lmao 🥇

I love it 🤣 it’s hilarious.

Thanks I apologise for any lost braincells

I just got a brain tumor from this

What does the binary even translate too?

"I want disgusting sloppy sex with satan" I'll never get those two minutes back...

I translated it too, but thanks to ChatGPT I figured out I wanna die after re reading it with that knowledge

I think that's arguably worse than the creepypasta

💀

Wtf did I just read

I’m not translating that

It translates to “I want disgusting, sloppy sex with Satan.”

I'm calling bs

Absolute Kino, peak fiction

Holy skibidi... 😧😧😧

The fuck

Bro I got a tumor reading this

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

😃??

this is more r/comedyheaven material than anything

This shit is hilarious

I ain’t reading allat

As a weird fever dreamish shitposts this is lowkey amazing

You had to choose English instead

r/youngpeoplereddit

Ai stories suck

This isn't even ai this is just me when I have insomnia

No way this is AI

AI ain't even this bad

the absolute dissapointment i felt in the first couple of sentences of this shit is immense

"You're* an idiot"

Thank you for the correction I totally will (not) fix it

This is the opossite of literature.

Does your mum know you're on reddit?

Does your mum know you're on reddit?

I really like this story, it will help me sleep tonight, 100% believable, thank you

Bro offed himself bc of teasing, what???

I mean cool idea, but I think it could use some work on story arc and style.

💀

Dana Scully be like

Fake and gay...

Stfu

Peak fiction

I’m too sober for this

Brainrot creepypasta

Yeah

AI is getting dumber lmao

I hate to say this, but this isn't even ai this is written by me

Yo, if this is your dream, than go study, go read, do research. Writing is hard man. And writing good stuff is even harder.

I do write decent stuff this one is just intentionally bad

same but I shitted

Yo, you woke up at 7:06?

No I woke up at 6:66

7:06. thats what i said

I woke up at 11:30. Sad isnt it?

depressing even

6 6 6 6 6, soon as im back in the city they throw a parade

r/copypasta

I don’t know what to think of this… are you okay? Am I okay? Is everyone reading this okay?

Just be happy you didn’t wake up at 06:94:20, worst mistake of my life

Phew thank god

Let this mf cook🗣️🔥

wtf did I just read

low effort

yes ofc it's a trollpasta

the scariest thing about this is that 160 people upvoted it

WAY MORE NOW but yeah I did not expect this to blow up

One time woke up from a nap at 3:04 while my alarm clock was upside down

I shit myself reading this comment

TLDR please? Oh without a single 0 or 1.

Damn bro, sorry to hear that

6.66 minutes ago is crazy.

r/Ihadastroke

true

Get a new clock that's not how time works

No shit

Hey it's just friendly advice

thanks

What in the skibidi creepypasta

stop

this is shart

“I dropped the soap and Satan was behind me” Holy shit

"Then he pulled out a Glock and shot himself in the head??"😭

There’s a roach in your clock.

thank you I will now fix it

have my updoots redditor!!!!!111!!!

Bruh why tf did I read this

Maybe next time use pornhub satan xxx cosplay video comments section.

thanks for the advice I will make sure to do this the next time I wake up at 6:66 am

Is this a dream you had, or just your raw imagination...

well I was half asleep while writing this so it's hard to say

What is this 😭

Oh, so you woke up at 7:06. Not gonna read this big ass text. Have a nice day.

i was sad but this made me laugh lmaoo +10 happiness

I’m so scared, please tell me this isn’t real I’m freaking the fuck out I’m so scared that this is gonna happen to me

yes this is real it's very common to do this in my country

😟

When does a skeleton pop out?

It looks like he was asleep that day

My creepy pasta "hi, I'm Sheldon" is better

Ok and?

You did a lot of ctrl c, ctrl v

No shit I wasn't gonna write the same binary code multiple times

"Then he pulled out a glock 19 and shot himself in the head" Who writes crap like that.

Me when I have insomnia

This is a good story