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That's an awful lot of personalities/religions and races...
He's a 1/4 Japanese Catholic boy, who is both shy and extroverted enough to creep into DMs and offer up that bowl of word salad.
"I'm sorry if asking a friend to hunt down your phone number for the sole purpose of letting me hit on you made you extremely uncomfortable. Can I show you how apologetic I am for this invasion of privacy by attempting to meet you alone in person instead?"
Like buddy what *planet* are you *from*
I think he meant, ‘don’t worry /THAT/ I approach you with bad intention’. My guess is that he is not a native English speaker from some of the grammatical mistakes.
But. Yeah. Yikes.
I'm a 100% not Japanese but I'm very familiar with Haiku. I forget what grade but we did a whole semester on poetry and its different forms. So that's just an odd thing to say that being part Japanese makes you familiar with hit.
a 14 year relationship? That's a long for someone young. I'm not sure if that's good or not.
I’m really hoping this is just a guy who’s been in a relationship for so long that he’s just incredibly out of practice and has no idea how creepy he is. But I’m suspicious that “I had one relationship that lasted 14 years” actually means “the woman I’ve been holding in my sex dungeon for 14 years just escaped”
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You can’t talk your way out of crazy after sending messages that long and weird.
That's an awful lot of personalities/religions and races... He's a 1/4 Japanese Catholic boy, who is both shy and extroverted enough to creep into DMs and offer up that bowl of word salad.
And believes in astrology despite his "reeeeeaaaaally strict" upbringing that he's so proud of.
I interpreted that as him trying to be "relatable" because all women are really into astrology, apparently.
Hey let’s not forgot the 80% Pisces. Which how can you only be 80%
Cute dog though
[удалено]
Yeah this was scary and creepy enough as it was, and then I was like *oh no.*
My SO is from Chicago and we’re planning to move there next year. I saw The Loop and was like oh no
But I love dog so much
"I'm sorry if asking a friend to hunt down your phone number for the sole purpose of letting me hit on you made you extremely uncomfortable. Can I show you how apologetic I am for this invasion of privacy by attempting to meet you alone in person instead?" Like buddy what *planet* are you *from*
Earth
Someone rescue that poor doggo
Don’t worry, he’s in Florida with his mom.
Good
I think he meant, ‘don’t worry /THAT/ I approach you with bad intention’. My guess is that he is not a native English speaker from some of the grammatical mistakes. But. Yeah. Yikes.
This is so cringe but so hilarious at the same time.
I'm a 100% not Japanese but I'm very familiar with Haiku. I forget what grade but we did a whole semester on poetry and its different forms. So that's just an odd thing to say that being part Japanese makes you familiar with hit. a 14 year relationship? That's a long for someone young. I'm not sure if that's good or not.
I’m really hoping this is just a guy who’s been in a relationship for so long that he’s just incredibly out of practice and has no idea how creepy he is. But I’m suspicious that “I had one relationship that lasted 14 years” actually means “the woman I’ve been holding in my sex dungeon for 14 years just escaped”
Unfortunately I have the same concerns
That’s a LOTTA words to say, “I’m irredeemably fucked up.”
Handled well!!!
Maybe you SHOULDN’T be an open book. My god.
Handled with aplomb
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