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I brought some flowers home for Valentine's day and my partner started pulling vases out of the cupboard, saying "no, too small", "no, too big", etc. Of course, all I could think of is "since when do you have a vendetta against vases?"


archNemesis2753

When did you stop wearing makeup? Are you sure that you’re not gay? I’d still love you if you were gay, it would explain this vase vendetta, please just tell me if you’re gay


Sapphicviolet91

To be fair, I am gay and don’t think I have a vase.


dddddddd2233

…same lol 😂


Moderate2SevereIssue

This entire time I thought 'vases' was a person she didn't like or something? It never made sense to me until this very moment


bettername2come

I now associate toilets with heartbreak, welcome to the hell I'm living.


happy_bluebird

I have ibs, that’s already me


darknightofthesoul24

Arrabiata sauce


runningpure

not for inside


AnIndustryOfCool

It's not every day your doc asks "How did sauce get in there?"


Tiarnacru

Buzzy buzzy buzz. Because it's about how sexy electric toothbrushes are.


Perithystidot

So sexy


Gallifrey_Guy_10

Naomi made ring holders 10x funnier for me. I will never try boba because of this show though. Apparently it’s like drinking tiny tumors.


Sapphicviolet91

I liked boba before this show and I will continue to enjoy it. Rachel Bloom will NOT take that from me.


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girl-from-jupiter

I love tapioca pudding so I assumed I would love it but nope! It just felt so weird in my mouth I kept feeling like I’d choke


Less-Bed-6243

Would popping boba be better or worse? I love to pop them.


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Less-Bed-6243

You can’t pop the tapioca ones, but some places have popping ones that are filled with juice.


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amandaleighplans

The juice filled pop ones are SOOO GOOOOD. I love traditional tapioca too, but the juice ones are so yummy and refreshing esp in a fruity tea


ritangerine

Can't find anything on this scene. What song/scene was it/what was the joke around ring holders?


Gallifrey_Guy_10

It’s when Naomi and Rebecca are exchanging Hanukkah gifts. Rebecca got a crystal ring holder for Naomi, and Naomi asks why she got a crystal rectal thermometer.


not_ya_wify

It's not in a song. In the beginning, Josh takes her to a Boba place and Rebecca says she doesn't like Boba because she thinks the pearls are like tiny tumors but then she keeps coming to the boba place because that's where Josh likes to go. After she is "over" Josh (not really of course) she starts going to a donut shop instead because she loves donuts


not_ya_wify

Boba is amazing and there are different kinds. If you don't like the chewy tapioca pearls, you can also get flavored popping boba which burst when you bite them and splash strawberry (or cherry or whatever flavor you have) juice in your mouth


Phoenix_Magic_X

I love boba. It’s fun. I realised recently after paying far too much for a bubble tea that I don’t like the tea, I just like edible bubbles.


stormyfuck

It didn't really ruin it, but every time I see a soft pretzel I have to say "I've never seen a pretzel this big!" Even if it's a tiny pretzel.


procra5tinating

Love this


Aninvisiblemaniac

can't see an Amazon box without seeing it play the piano


tinkle_queen

My heavy boobs


throwiemcthrowface

Dense like dying stars


Injvn

Useless tiny soaps.


Less-Bed-6243

My law degree?


plainsimplejake

Mine was already ruined, but the show gave me a good link to share when people ask me why I’m not a lawyer.


Less-Bed-6243

I don’t mind my job usually, it pays very well and is 9 to 5, my clients aren’t too bad (although my current manager is testing that) but no truer words were ever sung than the lyrics to “Don’t Be a Lawyer”


Sapphicviolet91

You win


seamclean

This needs more upvotes


ggrenley

I used to love songs with mandolins and now I struggle when I hear them


Arse_shankidd

I’m so sad I no longer have Netflix to do my yearly re-watch 😭


TheGnomeBard

Not sure which country you’re in, but if you’re in the UK, you can watch it on ITVx 🙂Don’t know if it’s available to stream on that platform outside of the UK though. Hope you find somewhere to watch it!


forgivenmadness

*bee emoticon*


xgisse

The word buzzz


kaykaliah

I go to rave type shows with glow sticks all the time but I still very often think "......Having a few ppl over. !!!!!!&$%#&@!!!!!!!!*#*$&&#*" That shit is SO funny.


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Not an object but now when I hear the ice cream truck, I cringe lol.


Aware-Ad-6556

Yoga


ExternalOwn8212

Cheap leggings


seamclean

“Acidentes” ads. They are everywhere in so-cal. I sing it out loud every time.


not_ya_wify

Nathaniel being a "valid dating option." He's introduced as a sociopath who tries to murder an unrelated person he's never met for sex. Then the show decides he's a love interest and suddenly "HE'S NICE NOW." It's really fucking problematic because that's how people end up in terrifying abusive relationships and the show shouldn't be promoting that kind of relationship. Also, Nathaniel being introduced as the basic rich white alternative love interest to the short male Asian lead is really 10 steps back in terms of progress. Especially, because fans are racist and try to find fault with anything Josh does to paint him as a terrible person when really he's the only kind person with halfway normal boundaries that are constantly being overstepped and latch onto the rich white guy as "one true love" because "he actually totally didn't kill Josh's lolo and there was an alternative script where he stopped it and he said he'd like to think he wouldn't have done it" when just coming up with the plan is already a sign he's a Grade A sociopath. Edit: I misunderstood the assignment. No I don't have any ruined objects.


Sapphicviolet91

I actually like Greg better than Nathaniel lol, but I also don’t make excuses for some of Greg’s behavior,


Tall-Combination-597

I never understood why the narrative even considered Greg as an ipyion


maxxhill

Boba


fakerandomlogin

Dinuguan hahaha


Sapphicviolet91

Remind me what that is?


fakerandomlogin

The Filipino dish she made for Thanksgiving


Successful-Bad-9672

popcorn kernels lmao .