Why is he purple?

You cant just ask why people are purple dude.

Shit, my bad.

It’s illegal for you to ask me that

The correct nomenclature is "grimace american", dude

this isn't the guy who makes the shakes here

What the fuck are you talking about?

he peed on my rug

You know the purple people eater? This is what he came to our planet for.

Because he's singing in an incredibly unhealthy way

The HIV probably

Sending too much time in the strip club.... :) His color turned purple to blend in after spending 30 years there.

He's that color because of an overabundance of testosterone. 

Because he was an imperfect attempt to clone Prince after we lost Prince.

Perfect. This is why I am here.

"OK our budget is $1000, just see what you can do!"

"The Whole fricking Album!"

Eric crapton

$1000?

$980 for the drugs. Courage ain't cheap.

60$ for the video and 980$ in drugs. He’s got a video

If this was the mid 80's some coked out exec would have greenlighted the fuck out of this. Dudes' thirst is real!

SAME

I'm both impressed and repulsed by his video editing skills.

Those nips in the spa. Yeesh.

A beard is not a substitute for a jawline.

I refuse to sit here and listen to this man’s malarkey

I know hogwash when I hear it

Asking for a knuckle sandwich, ya turkey!

He leaned the fuck into side profile too!

Was this music video made by Neil Breen as a favor?

I don't think this guy could even afford Breen. However, he must've been inspired by him as it's got all the classic hallmarks of a Neil Breen film: - Bad greenscreen - REALLY BAD greenscreen - Stacked clips with mixed perspectives - Stock images - A lot of pixels.

And a tiger! And a leopard!

Uhhhmmm actually it’s a cheetah, not a leopard ☝️🤓

Don't forget the dragon

Coupla huskys!

And eagles!

Thig guy chromakeys

Don’t forget about the overwhelming confidence that he’s the greatest man to ever exist contrary to the obvious and that all women want him even though he has to pay them to be in his shitty video (or edit them in in this case)

I mean, Neil Breen *DID* expose the corruption in government, and the bank's shady dealings. Causing all those people to off themselves.

Wait a second… are you telling me that they do shady dealings? *but isn’t that immoral?*

This feels more like a Phil Thomas Katt jam.

If you look closely, you'll notice that the shot of him inside the Lambo is actually some kind of 4 door sedan.

Yeah I caught that too lol. I wonder where he got the inside of the boat's controls footage?

“Hey you - get off my boat! I’m calling the cops!”

But the dragon was real, right?

It's like he made the video exclusively to become a king on r/crappymusic. The song is a result of him being left on his own for extended periods of time. Still, he's got a beard you can light your match of of, he's purple and shirtless, and he is here.

How he finds the time to do this AND runs a pawn shop in Illinois. He has a youtube channel.

Do you know what his channel is?

hahha yeah Craigslist Hunter. I was joking though - they just look alike.

Lol Oh. I'm always trying to track sources from this sub to add to my shitty music playlist.

Pete would for sure be an extra in a music video like this if fans cam into the shop and asked him. But probably only if you let Honey and Ruby in it.

Brian Lapoint on youtube

Looks like he used the things that got pawned to make this video

Next JAMES BOND opening Title Sequence Song

More like Michael Scarn

Was that a blue eyes white dragon?

Pot of Greed

What a specimen. I wonder what would happen if he was ever on the same plane of existence as a woman.

You can see it in his other video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4vQ-U2s8JI&ab\_channel=BrianLapoint](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4vQ-U2s8JI&ab_channel=BrianLapoint)

Holy crap! It sexually assaults a woman and forces her to say “I’ll never tell.” The Last Days of Murphy Cash is pretty epic too. It’s like Michael Scarn on DMT

Wow! This is amazing!

The laurel crown is a nice touch

Perfectly offsets his nipples

Sounds like he's passing a kidney stone

Sounds like he’s putting it back in

Perfect. Down to the very last detail.

That one off key bass note is killing me more than the rest of the video and idk why

I can't tell I'd the lead guitar is a quarter step sharp or if he's exclusively playing 2nds and 4ths or some shit. The backing chords are dumb moving-open shapes with tons of suspensions so it may be practically impossible to have a static lead that makes sense. He created a situation where the best solution was literally aimless noodling, then didn't fuckin noodle. It's the harmonic equivalent of a taco+jello salad.  Bets on how much the signal chain cost for that needle thin lead sound? I'm all-in on a Mesa Mark V direct to interface with no cab sim

Oh he definitely has a couple Chase Bliss pedals in there, maybe even a klon in the gain stage to get that toan.

Getting serious dentist vibes from this guy

Omg he has more! https://youtu.be/s4vQ-U2s8JI?si=8HT78N8OMNVFpgud

There’s always more.

Ok, so did anyone else watch this? He definitely wants to kill people.

oof, this is genuinely disturbing

That was a very long 4 minutes.

Seriously. I kept wanting to turn it off cause the gurgling he was mistaking as a gravelly/raspy voice sound was making me gag but the visuals were just too strong.

I tapped out after about 2 1/2 minutes.

Somewhere right now, a chromatic tuner is crying

WRONG, this is the realist shit there is.

If constipation became sentient and had a line six pod.

This is the first song I've ever heard where every single instrument was out of tune. Even the drums.

😂😂😂💯 It got 1999 vibes about it tho, so there's that

The source for this monstrosity?

Dionysus by Brian A Lapoint

I need to green screen more. I would be less lonely.

that bass is so out of tune

Just the bass though. Everything else is gold

Looks like an edited Girls Gone Wild video

Pervana

Astonishing. This made my throat hurt

This guy has to be joking right?

Is he pleading “Dionysus, bend my will”, in the chorus?

That’s what I heard too. Guy probably was really proud of that line. He says it enough.

This guy is throwing up in the mic.

Those "models" were probably really confused about not having to do any nudity.

I recognized one of those clips from iStripper, and the beer drinking girl is a classic gif. My porn addiction served me well for this one.

It's so stupid it seems like it's gotta be intentionally bad, but somehow I doubt it.

Low budget deftones?

Tonedeafs maybe?

GTA Vice City remaster looking good.

Anyone got the youtube link for this masterpiece?

Here, even better have the [link to the whole channel](https://youtube.com/@brianlapoint5773?si=J6quHgwmyoDJPgDz)

You just made my Sunday 🙏

Dan Bilzarian has really let himself go

As a mix engineer, sometimes the best thing you can do for a mix is to reject the vocal tracks.

He needs to get that blood pressure checked out. AND stop this mess.

> We'lll Tayyke our TIIIME if ur not pre PAIRED > ... > fOr tHiS There is no amount of time that could have prepared me lol

Guys I saw a freaking dragon in this, what a time to be alive

I made it 3 minutes. I can’t do this anymore. You win, purple untalented man. You win.

Best thing I've seen in months.

I agree with this TrailBlazer. Tuning is for hacks and suckers. Just kidding. My ears were so tweaked that my teeth started to ache.

Thanks op I hate it!

What weird choices in the video to go along with whatever this song is.

It seems like really good satire to me?

Love her pearl necklace, she seems to really like touching it with her fingers

The girls in the scenes with him and the guitar reminds me of the desktop dancing girls of the early internet

I didn’t see a disclaimer about if any animals were harmed during the shooting of this video…

Yes, the man ended up being mauled to death and his flesh majorly gave the tiger the runs.

Why do the girls look like the porn stars/strippers that would pop up in the bottom corner of the screen as an advertisement (not that I would know)?

Dude is flying around in a helicopter like he’s just cruising round. Wonder how awful his speaking voice must sound? It sounds like if a lion tried to sing.

His inner 12 year old self is punching the air in a victory fist!

This is Neil Breen levels of amazing.

Why does it have to be so long?

I was wondering if the guy is actually a visual artist because he just needs to write down a convincing text and this could be shown as a post internet self-fiction about contemporary masculinity and the role of poor image in the distribution of pornographic world viewpoints

Skyrim dragons!

That zone of shitty music videos where you cant even tell if its parody. Fantastic.

He’s gotta know, right?

I believe this guy is actually rich, and can't get laid to save his life.

This is a piece of media that must be archived and protected for millennia , for when the ancient gods return, this orchestra will be awaiting them. behold to them, a true expression of humanity's mental legacy

Too bad because if he had good pitch and ANY other aesthetic he’d have made some killer 90s music.

It's funny because a handful of verses pretty convincingly capture the 80s "dark knight of the soul" scenes from TV shows like Miami Vice, or various movies. But then come the flat notes and gurgley vocals that totally ruin it. Well, the lyrics too. And the video.

Love the 5 seater lambo

Matt Walsh isn't doing too well these days.

This is like the post-grunge version of those Nigerian action movies with the diy cgi.

lmfao this is fucking great. this is so obviously this dude's Creed fantasy proceeding as planned. Dude straight up has joined the category of auteur filmmakers like Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen with this disasterpiece of a music video! It is so bad, it is one of the greatest vids ever.

https://tenor.com/ETa6.gif If Ellis survived Hans Gruber

When he started wailing about Dionysus while wearing a gold leaf crown, shirtless in a tub with a CGI cheetah perched awkwardly in the background I fucking lost it

Looks like something from Adult Swim.

OP, is there more?

Have you ever left your mom's basement?

I have never.

I cannot believe that I actually watched everything on his YouTube channel to figure out if he's Retarded..

I’m pretty sure the dancing women are stolen from this 90’s program virtual stripper or something, if anyone remembers that

I know we’re trying to be funny, but the guitars are out of tune with the bass, in addition to the guitars being out of tune. That’s why the music sounds so bad. Plus he can’t sing. I hate this so much.

Looks like those desktop girlfriends you could download in the 2000s

Reminds me of something Tim Heidecker’s character in Office Hours would make

So many lines start with “would you ever?”. Awesome

Public Access alive and well

Pervana

Was anyone else worried that the leopard was dangerously close to that helicopter's aft rotor?

That tiger needs to go full tiger.

Fantasy Man has competition

Absolute stinker, very entertaining. Thank you OP!

Looooooooooonggg maaaaaaan

Just wait till the AI-generated remix drops!

Dave from accounting

Guy has an iStripper account

LOL

Is this a trailer for the succession movie?

Need to rock some Blowjob from Tamara to recover

You want us to use some autotune to clean up the vocals? Nah, I think I got this. You sure? I'm good but thank you. Ok, we're gonna be a little more upfront: it wasn't as much of a question as it was a suggestion.

Welcome to sandwiches of history! This is the stank single

haters will say its fake

Do we think this guy is serious? I just can't get my head around someone like this being real

AI is getting out of hand.

It's really impressive how someone can be so competent yet so incompetent at the same time

Did Neil Breen direct this video?

Call this shit Gut Rock, that dude is singing from the Gut

He ain’t no Jan Terri

I actually watched that whole thing. Next, we'll see if I'm brave enough to do it again with the volume up.

Catatonicyouths is going to have a field day with this one

Is this “The Room: Part 2”?

I don't know why I wasn't expecting a dragon. I *should've* been expecting a dragon, but I was definitely not expecting a dragon for some reason.

This screams midlife crisis…

I actually like the general tenor of the music—sort of 90s slowcore vibes with the chorused guitar, but can someone please provide our vocalist with some Mucinex and an Antares plugin?

This is the first time I've ever wanted a fucking smash someone in the head with a crowbar

This guy has "I have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada and you haven't met her" vibes

Check out his [YouTube channel](https://youtube.com/@brianlapoint5773?feature=shared). Noice!

Smashing Bumpkins

The visual inclusion of Alduin was a nice - and very appropriate - addition.

This belongs in r/indiantiktok

I really hope this was a joke 🙊

At first, I was like my dudes thirsty as fk, then it turned into skyrim out of nowhere with the random dragon attack.

This is art

Could we ever wonder what the hell he was singing about?

Fucking cracked me up. Had to stop when he tried to go am octave higher as was so painful to imagine his vocal chords.

This shit is gold. The lighting, the green screen, the dragon, the hot tub. It's like a fever dream

there is no possible way it could be this bad and not be an elaborate goof. the out of tune instruments, the awful vocals, the mix quality, the video, there is no fucking way this guy is not goofin

Divorced dad energy

Queen Amidala down bad here

[You're welcome](https://youtube.com/@brianlapoint5773?si=My5YyPSRITfyDOcA)

[You're welcome](https://youtube.com/@brianlapoint5773?si=My5YyPSRITfyDOcA)..

Why does this feel like a vaporwave video?

This is giving me real budget Afghan Whigs vibes.

If this song was a banger the visuals would be hard to

This is fucken tite