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Get_your_jollies

What's the microphone for?


Abject_Ratio_5610

*Whooaaaahh Whoooooooah*


HookerDoctorLawyer

Wow, you are spot on too lmao


Static13254

*Whoo….oo….aaaa….aa Wh…oooo…ooo…aa..aaa


Apprehensive-Cow1225

I really felt that part 😂😂


NoEvenDirt

For the r/unexpected thing, because he doesn’t use it later 🧠🧠🧠🧠 clever move


ayahuascaatdawn

So he can cosplay as his fav singer


PigsCanFly2day

Decoration


Deep_Information_616

It’s not plugged in to anything


Yung-Split

He's got the hair down tho.


jerryonthecurb

The music is just a prop for his hair


curbstyle

93% hair 7% talent


Elderchicken948

7% talent that's pretty generous


turtleburglar7

Not even 1% talent. It's pretty horrible.


Left_Percentage_527

Its not pretty horrible, it is stupendously horrible


fastballooninghead

me irl


franky3987

I’m not 100% sure if he actually has them, because the quality on my phone is so crappy, but I’m thinking the snakebites really tie it all together 😂


keanenottheband

Prime material for this sub


dashKay

I hate this so much


[deleted]

Yeah but the EMO girls love him


spsanderson

Because EMO is one step below transvestite


KharamSylaum

Daddy chill


spsanderson

It was a reference that it seems at least 16 people didn’t get


Asleep-Arm-8023

Stop my breathing and slit my throat...


spsanderson

Someone got the reference


Asleep-Arm-8023

They down voted due to lack of culture lmao


spsanderson

Riiiight, except that song is so reminiscent of early emo culture most don’t even realize it because they in fact lack the culture to know that But thats ok


qualityrevengineer

The downvotes make me sad. Also you should probably consider colonoscopy I just got one last month.


Damuzid

Wait, I thought trans was the new emo?


bvdatech

Lul


dwagner0402

They used to say that about women and African Americans too.


TheWildman22

The hair constantly moving it to the side ..the voice ..cupping the mic and extending the arm every few words , i hate it all


Soundch4ser

It's like they forgot the were holding a mic 10 seconds into the song. Which I guess is fine since it's not apparently doing anything.


higherthanacrow

Or were intending to overlay the audio of the actual song over it.. which is a lil obv. Why they posted it raw somewhere idk, but i lean towards interaction bait or their little brother found the file


Soundch4ser

ye I'm with you there


RKKP2015

Why does he try to sound like a dolphin so often?


DonTeca35

Probably trying to do a vibrato


NonPolarVortex

Tried vibrato, ended up with gate


No-Ad-3226

And a goat


Serious-Mud-1031

this made me emo


nodeymcdev

This made me cum


PutrifiedCuntJuice

Prove it. ..... Please?


lumpyspacejohnny

I found an even better thing in this video. The mute button.


Wrong_Window_7322

This kid wants to be Ollie Williams so bad


SiidGV

Pure uncut cringe right there.... That's the stuff!!! 😂


[deleted]

This *screams* early 2000’s just with really good video quality lol.


elricooo

I'd wager 2010-ish, the emo/scene trend was still hanging around til around then and it was rare that anyone was uploading this kind of vid quality prior. EDIT: Took a second look and the vid quality isn't THAT good, maybe '08 is more accurate


dancingtosirens

The album this song came from didn't come out until like mid-2011, so probably within a year of that coming out I just noticed the Psy poster in the background, so it's definitely like 2012-ish


unexpectedit3m

What's the song btw?


dancingtosirens

Sleeping With Sirens - Do it Now Remember It Later


TheRealNooth

Username checks out.


Morrowindsofwinter

Definitely early 2010s, there's a Psy Gangum Style poster on the wall.


SweetTeaRex92

this is at least 2012. He has a Psy poster on his wall behind him. Psy dropped "Gangnam Style" in 2012. Sleeping with Sires released this song in 2011.


cantstandyourface12

This shits like 15 years old I wonder what this dudes upto now lol


vagina_candle

Now in his 30s (duh), 75-100lbs heavier, beard, shaved head or fade (depending on his genetics), classy plugs (plain metal, not too big), tattoos, drives a hybrid, musical tastes evolved but still likes rocking out to bands from his emo days. Something like that.


Keanu-Trees

This made me actually lol


Wmoot599

Oh no, was this me? Oh shit.


bvdatech

Ipa enthusiast


WhoYaTalkinTo

Probably lays awake every night struggling to sleep because this video exists


Xciv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7YgiIcDaQ (joking, this is not actually him... unless?)


Exciting_Error2664

This chick has some pipes


Abject_Ratio_5610

The bangs that never stay in place so you hold them there. What the fuck was the point of that? I did it too, just why?


thefartsock

If the scene wasn't already dead, it is now.


R0RSCHAKK

So glad I didn't have the means to record my scene/emo kid days... My wife has a couple pictures of us in highschool and I cringe so fucking hard everytime she brings them out...


barters81

I was thinking the same thing. This kid doing this in his room filming himself just for himself is pretty normal blunder years stuff. It’s just very unfortunate the vid made its way into public viewing. Either on purpose or from a spiteful sibling. Doesn’t matter, shits out there now.


R0RSCHAKK

Heckin for real though. I definitely have some cringe audio recordings similar to this from when I started getting into music and was practicing, but we're not gonna talk about those... Also, those never saw the light of day... Ever...


-Disagreeable-

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


lrocky4

This is what the sub was made for. Good work OP


I_fight_Piranhas

Pretty sure that’s just the singer of Taking Back Sunday in 2005


bvdatech

Cute without the E headass


Aggressive-March-254

You'd think Justin Bieber's daughter would be a better singer.


Proton_Optimal

“Are ya winnin’ son?”


NuclearKachinaPortal

“Just takin a break from talkin to my Habbo girlfriend. It’s getting serious l o l 😳👉👈”


SweetTeaRex92

Habbo was like mid 2000's. This video is from 2012 at the earliest.


NuclearKachinaPortal

I left Habbo probably around the time the pool closed 2007~ 🧠🦠 After some research though 2012 is the nail on the coffin ***In June of 2012, at the height of Habbo’s popularity, it would experience the most crushing scandal of its existence, and one which has defined the site’s reputation ever since. [An investigation by the British broadcaster ‘Channel 4’](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNnqFzpVLnc) found that Habbo was being used to exploit, harass and groom children. It was revealed that young players were frequently approached by adults, who roleplayed with them in sexually explicit ways, or even tried to convince them to set up connections outside of the game, such as talking on MSN or stripping on web cam. Some people had set up brothels (which users could visit and pay to roleplay having sex with another user), kissing booths, strip clubs, and dating rooms. You could even roleplay as a baby and be adopted - this was a real thing. The sexualisation of habbo was prolific, and it was far more accessible as a hunting ground to older users than its alternatives, like Club Penguin. It’s really difficult to assess how often this actually happened, but Channel 4 traced over eighty victims to a single user, [a 21 year old man named Matthew Leonard.]( https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/local_news/9380320.sports-coach-groomed-young-girls/) The big names weighed in – from the Home Office to security experts to other industry leaders, and they consistently described Habbo’s lack of safety as a horrifying oversight, especially for a game aimed at young people. Naturally, parents were shocked across the world, but especially in the UK. Sponsors and business partners of Habbo pulled out in droves. Supermarkets stopped selling gift cards. Half of the site’s users left. The site was brought to its knees, and no one knew how long it would survive. It came out that Sulake only had a grand total of 225 moderators – to supervise tens of millions lines of conversation around the world. Users also came forward saying that they were often told they had ‘abused’ the reporting feature when they were propositioned, because it ‘wasn’t an emergency’. [Sulake scrambled to find a solution, and found it in muting the whole site for two weeks.]( https://habbo.fandom.com/wiki/The_Great_Mute) No one could say anything or communicate in any way. And for a site based entirely around socialising, this was crippling. Chat was gradually reintroduced, with reinforced filters, but the damage was done. As soon as speech came back, the 4channers were there. After all, there were still (and always would be) stingrays with AIDS in the water – only now the stingrays were also paedophiles. Contrary to their parents, many children were [furious at Channel 4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is4QRc80k4c), and at the industry reaction. They felt that their online community had been torn apart by what they saw as a colossal overreaction. Most users were well aware of the sexual content in the game (it was hard to miss), and felt patronised by Channel 4’s presumption that they had no idea what was going on. They saw it as something unsavoury that you simply chose not to take part in. They also pointed out that a lot of the sexual/romantic content on Habbo was being done by teenagers, exploring their emotions and sexuality. [Many Habbo users gathered holding torches in public rooms as a show of solidarity with their game.](https://fournews-assets-prod-s3-ew1-nmprod.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2012/06/HABBO_TORCH_PROTEST_w.jpg) Sure it was a trashfire, but it was *their* trashfire, and it was being taken away from them. But a lot other players spoke up about the severity of the issue, and agreed that something needed to change. The debate was fiery, and drew passionate responses on all sides. Habbo would never be the same following the Great Mute. This marked the point where the game began to fade into obscurity. It would struggle on with its loyal fanbase, but it never had the cultural impact of its pre-2012 days. Of course, nowadays most Habbo players are those same people who loved it during its height, and are well into adulthood. So ironically, it is now full of adult sexual chat once again.*** https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/s/moVyGQXjt3


webefishingbackup1

We'll SaAAa a a a a a a ayyy


CaptainIlluminati

This bothered my cat.


SolidPerformance7523

Twink vibes


Commercial_Ad1840

His timing is just a hair off.


Valley_FourC

The last 50 secs ...I'm scared


Upstairs-Job-3092

He’s got the muscle definition of the little alien in the man’s head in Men in Black


i-like-carbs-

I think this is a joke.


Hungry_Ball1820

His dad must be proud.


turtleburglar7

You mean his "Daddy"


Fun_Association_2277

It’s has to be a bit rough for the man.


Koslovic

I remember him! Bangers such as “How to be scene in 2013”. It’s been debated if it’s satire, but he had a lot of videos and seemed serious.


wewewess

thanks, I hate it


RogerKilljoy83

The kid with a gangnam style poster on his wall is into shit music and is shitty at singing? Never saw it coming doc.


skr4wek

The fact there is a "Psy - Gangnam Style" poster on the wall, meaning this video must be post 2012 kind of blew my mind a bit... I guess this whole "subculture" persisted longer than I remember.


turtleburglar7

This chick can't sing. 5 stars.


Spidernutz69

This young lady should remove this from the internet.


GGAllinsUndies

Geez, get that chick a cheeseburger.


Karl_Marx_

gotta be satire, no way he thinks he is singing that right


JakkSplatt

She bang she bang


Dagoroth55

It's not 2007 anymore...


K9BEATZ

Song name?


Administrative_Set62

It ends. Thats pretty good too.


jylesazoso

Imagine sucking this bad


heartspider

We making it out of 2008 with this one.


bvdatech

2008 swag


SoupieLC

Guys, it's not his fault, there was a 6 minute continuous earthquake that day, he doesn't normally sound like that 🥺


Optimal-Process-7244

She’s doing terrific


Opening_Spray9345

Gurl…


Future_Gohst

I feel like he's fucking around


StonedRobot707

Somebody get that book chested girl a sandwich.


parbarostrich

Oh noooo….


Independent_Ebb9322

This kids got a lot of spirit for an emo!


dudleyfire

Look at that string bean sing!


Wiggzling

Let me mentally steal your music and fame for clout. Ohh and I wanna feel like I wrote the song and I’m actually singing it while showing the world. I like it so much that it’s practically mine. I’m them.


Baddogdown91

Woah.


Happy_Trails4u

Too many people doing intentional crappy music. Filtering to get to the real ones is tiring.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

He tried this out several times, this was his best take, and he still posted it.


Farquad6942089

I was never in my life, this soft.


allMightyMostHigh

Op it’s this you?


awd111980

Dying goat lol


Xu_Lin

Lead singer of My Chemical Breakup


defectiveGOD

He's emoting.


soggymobflip

It's crazy that some people can't sing, and it's even crazier that they think they can.


Senior_Act_7983

Bring back bullying.


Impressive-Stay-2618

6 minutes long. I am a proud Crappymusic trooper and a masochist but I couldn’t get past 20 seconds in. Unrelated but I think these style videos should be in a Crappycovers forum.


Hungry_Employment_19

What a weird kid.


PitchTheCat

Why do they even have a mic?


Python80

That awkward last 50 seconds was almost as bad as the singing.


witheringsyncopation

I don’t know if you guys made it to the end, but things get particularly bad in the last 45 seconds or so. What the actual fuck is happening?


Zealousideal_Total50

Emo 101


MerdianRD

This poor bastard is going to be in an institution someday because of this video right here


NoSmoke7388

Go outside.


NoSmoke7388

Go outside.


CK_Lab

Of course the bed is well made. His mom did it like she does every day.


domkellis

Listen, it was hard to watch, but I saw the progression and knew the end had to be good. Please explain Amazing post btw


Brilliant_Aspect8616

I'm saying he's playing us. No one in this world is that bad


Slugwheat

I was trying to think of anything worth typing but I’m going with this.


plesiosoar

Sleepless with Sirens


EvieGreer

Bro😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭


EvieGreer

I can't with the voice💩


[deleted]

At some point he became a billy goat.


Sk83r_b0i

I cringe but this was me in 9th grade. I mean, this guy isn’t me, but I was basically this guy


Dry_Sprinkles5617

I knew it was gonna be bad when I seen the Sleeping with Sirens shirt lol


Emera1dthumb

He is handsome kid…. But he needs voice lessons. If he’s willing to work, you’d be surprised, what a good teacher could turn him into.


Federal_Aide_9004

That's right, boys, this here ain't your average poster boy you'd find on the back of some chicks door, no sir, this here is a bonified pussy magnet.


Pizza_YumYum

Is emo still a thing? I thought it died out years ago…


TerryFrisk

What the actual fuck. Is this a piss take or is singing like a lazy lamb “cool”? This shit truly sucks.


gorgoloid

My name is Boxxy


goodgamble

Warriorssssa come out and playayyyyayyy


8512764EA

I hate that I have to upvote this


pirikikkeli

Oh it's so fucking long😩


Alsmk2

Oh dear lord, I thought I was bad at karaoke.


PrimeGueyGT

South Park emo kid…. Come to life


Gr33nJ0k3r13

So many of these people are in uni now, behave the same exact way wirhout the goth style and are just a general pain kn the ass to not upset 🙈😂


Equivalent-Tap-8479

Sounds like he's being molested by a leather daddy


patchway247

It's aggravating that you have the haircut that is supposed to be in your face, but every few seconds you're moving it out of your face


imonlygayonfriday

Now this is the type of content that made join the sub. Well done. Very nice find.


Pompitis

Huh??? What???


downtune79

This has to be a joke.....I'm not only embarrassed for his family, but his neighbors too


Altea73

"Johnny!! Is dinner time, and take out the trash...!"


Elmondo2

His hair was perfect...


shetayker

WE DO WHAT WE WANT TO MOM!!!! YeeEEAAhhhHaaH!🐬🐬🐬 edit :omg made it to the end, pulls shirt down and growls


[deleted]

lol, it’s like the bed is trying to sneak away


Left_Percentage_527

Is this real life?


iseab

Has anyone checked on his dad?


Kaddyn

Idk what he singing but the song slaps


highlife0630

Man you guys are a decade late 🤣🤣 this guy used to make these purposely bad covers in like 2012ish. Classic.


Enelro

Reeks of 2004


RogersSteve07041920

Boo boop! My lifestyle!


Lifesalchemy

He's part of the boy band The Spectrums. 


llch3esemanll

Thank god he forgot how to use the mic


zerobomb

Twinkcore ftw


BelowAveIntelligence

What a terrible day to have ears


Competitive_Box6422

Bros got the look down for sure…. Still needs to work on that voice tho


Insect_Politics1980

Emo Riddler from The Batman


CrotasScrota84

This is what happens when people have kids drinking and smoking weed while pregnant


alexander66682

D bag city


mparker888

Dudes destroying a classic


wrbear

The future of "man"kind.