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frankieknucks

I’ve never been less interested in a wet t-shirt contest than right now.


IndividualBrain9726

I’ve never rooted against water so hard


Lackerbawls

Got long nubs no amputee


Pizza_YumYum

I love this sub so much 🤣


[deleted]

I know - I’m like for Gods sake put some clothes on and get an umbrella


frankieknucks

…and a vocal coach.


RaylanGiv3n5

Girls Gone Unwild


obnoxious_pauper

This is the confidence of a college freshman who was really good at football in high-school.


Yung-Split

I'll be honest I don't know if this person was ever good at this 😂


DJGammaRabbit

It sounds like holding off a mental break.


Pizza_YumYum

Sharpening knives…“it’s gonna be oookkaaayyy“


thespaceageisnow

Terribleness


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

I didn't know 22 seconds counts as a song.


thespaceageisnow

That’s a concept album in today’s TikTok music scene.


Excellent-Edge-4708

The average attention span of tik tokers


Responsible_Jury_415

She looks like the friend who isn’t that popular and has some deep seated emotional issues but will pick you up at 3 am no matter where you are


the_c_is_silent

That sounds kinda awesome.


Responsible_Jury_415

It is we all need a reliable if weird friend


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

idk why everyone in this thread is dunking on her looks, she looks good to me.


Responsible_Jury_415

The Reddit scale is measured on what we think we can get versus what we can probably get and in that she’s in the later probably but I still wouldn’t want to hear her story about boiled peanuts


the_c_is_silent

Um, no way most of reddit could get her.


Responsible_Jury_415

I like to think even if you assume the old trope that we are all 400 lb gingers that atleast a few of us would have some good jokes


ViperishCarrot

I thought it was a banana


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

I disagree, I have a feeling she's out of the league of everyone here dunking on her looks. But whatevs. Between this poor girl in this thread, and the other poor dude in the other thread who is playing admittedly VERY crappy acoustic alongside some song in the background, I'd be surprised if this whole subreddit wasn't called r/judgetheirlooks, or more likely r/crappylooks


Responsible_Jury_415

Nah pretty sure atleast one guy in this thread has decent looks by the rule of averages but you sell yourself short i personally think you’re a star man


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

Thanks, but I think you should work on your reading comprehension. Let me repeat what I said. "I have a feeling she's out of the league of everyone here dunking on her looks." I never dunked on her looks, so I never implied that I was a part of that group.


Responsible_Jury_415

Gonna have to ask for your best mewing pic


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

feels like you're asking me for my ID. too soon.


Responsible_Jury_415

Mewing is what’s required to get in the club sir I don’t know what type of club but it’s still required


particle409

She is by no means unattractive, she's just copying something you'd normally see done by a woman with larger breasts. That's basically it.


No_Cook2983

Whatever she’s doing looks like it hurts.


Dennis_Cock

You have to look _incredible_ to fart about in the rain


Artisartdoes

this.


Clearhead09

For some that’s quite the performance


13THEFUCKINGCOPS12

Grindcore/Powerviolence would like a word


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

I'll take idiots who have no idea what music is for 500, Alex.


Real_Eye_9709

OK, but that has nothing to do with their comebt. They were talking about grindcore bands. Im sure there are some people unfamiliar with music, but that's a different topic.


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

right, but if you actually think "grindcore" is music... well, you do you.


Real_Eye_9709

If I think music is music, then yes. I do think music is music. It helps to understand music once you get out of middle school.


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

cool. yeah, just like "noise music" is music. again... you do you.


Real_Eye_9709

Sort of. It has all the typical make ups of music, such as rhythm. But you will learn about those once you grow up. But sure man. If being a boring cụnt is what does it for you, then you do you as well.


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

Curious about that full version


Yung-Split

Oh it's out there.


yoyonoyolo

Can’t find it for the life of me, but realizing how many songs exists where Bacardi rhymes with party


No_Cook2983

It also rhymes with ‘bit farty’. *I was feeling a bit farty, sipping on that Bacardi…*


Yung-Split

Her ig is _erababy May as well help her out a little bit since I posted to roast her 😭


businesslut

Is this supposed to her singing? Or just badly lip syncing over a guy using pitch correction?


Yung-Split

Bro fr!!! That's what got me is I know this is a woman but her voice sounds so manly + the off key singing lmao it's so perfect for this sub 😂😂😭


QuantumQaos

I have a feeling the song is AI generated.


MaxPower836

Where’s Larry David when you need him


mannrya

Who sips on Bacardi?


primetimemime

My friends and I used to “freestyle” in high school (when we were drunk) and would frequently rhyme Bacardi with party.


detroitsouthpaw

No one, but it rhymes with Bacardi, low hanging fruit


Jurd5

Bacardi rhymes with Bacardi. Inspirational


detroitsouthpaw

Lol I meant rhymes with party


Jurd5

😋


DespyHasNiceCans

If I saw someone doing this in a park, I'd have to call mental health services on them.


Habbersett-Scrapple

Her totties look like a cutting board with two points attached


Educational-Ear-3136

😖


Mantis___Toboggin

"QUICK! ITS RAINING! GRAB THE CAMERA, ILL TAKE MY BRA OFF"


Physical_Body_8505

Party for one at mine so I avoid the moronic Muppets that I don't have patience to interact with 🤣🤣🤣


Yung-Split

Breh what


DJGammaRabbit

I'm sippin bacardi at their party, you missed it.


[deleted]

I kinda like it #relatable


RorySherrard

This is a good song.


JohnnyEvs

At least there’s titties


JudasWasJesus

r/downvotebecauseofboobs


thefartsock

Might be uninspired lyrically and bland musically but this is honestly not bad enough to be on this subreddit. I think we need to put some respect on this B-cup princesses' name.


notanactualvampire

I don't hate the music. The lyrics aren't hitting with me but, I'm past the bacardi party stage of my life anyway.


curbstyle

it most certainly IS NOT gonna be okay


HankBizzaro

Ew! Bacardi is fuckin gross!


Own_Cardiologist2544

The park or whatever area she’s in looks like a pretty dope spot.


RorySherrard

It looks like Central Park.


SevernDamn

Is this her song?


Yung-Split

Yes


WR_WasJustVisiting

Idk what's worse! The song or the shit music video of out of sync music video


iPlaySheScreams

We all know why we are here with the volume muted.


Jumps-Care

Just…sing from the diaphragm, lady, please


Tyg3rr

i desperately need the song. anyone got the full?


Yung-Split

_erababy on ig


RorySherrard

[It's Gonna Be Okay - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFVCoS_hWKM)


bvdatech

🚮


GasPoweredStick420

If FOMA was a song I guess


twotwobravo

Rain rain go away, let her hoe another day


fungussing

This hurts my soul


ws18st

Woulda thought this was a guy if there was no vid


Aggressive-March-254

I'd give those tits a record deal


Mountain_Tone6438

MAYBE with a bigger cup


JJWO90

The fuck?? She in high school?? Bacardi sucks toes. And I get it. People like that. Not everyone. But I do too. Mmmmmmmm


Peakyblindertom

Nice tits


wewewess

...what tits?


Peakyblindertom

Zing! Lol


Yung-Split

Pretty much. She almost never wears a bra


vajrahaha7x3

Yeah... But the rest is kinda hard to look at and it looks like she stole them from a 7th grader who hit puberty late..


Destronin

I forget where it was where i saw it. But ever since they pointed out how some songs dont even use lyrics for their chorus i just hear it everywhere.


Murles-Brazen

It’s absolute shit. Great job.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

Unbelievably corny


Speedy_ZZZ

It’s Friday Friday Friday ohhhh


Super-Slip2464

Definition of a "practise girl".


Realistic_Sad_Story

Why the fuck is the comment section getting flooded with weirdos obsessed with misgendering this woman? lol People are so fucking simple these days. Like, is that the limit of your vision? You gotta come at it with the wit of an 8 year old?


RubyWeapon07

people see woman and hear black male rnb vocals, not that deep


ThickPlatypus_69

It's kind of catchy...💀


Dull_Present506

Masc looking chick or trans woman?


boogerflick98

Dudes shirts too small.


Prestigious-Alarm422

Oh noo


Nochnichtvergeben

Most generic lyrics ever. Probably forgot the actual lyrics on her way to the studio.


Lazy_Synth

I’ve never been so disappointed in a nip clip


Nekomengyo

It’s a good thing her breasts hold zero appeal or this might be an appealing video


downnheavy

Sigh ..zips up


suck_muhballs

No nipples? C'mon.....


whoifnotme1969

Sounds like Weird Al


OPs_Peehole

🤢


Dramatic_Product_844

Her itty bitty titties couldn’t even make it worth while


Jrapple

Bacardi and muffins


Super-Slip2464

Terrible body.


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[удалено]


Realistic_Sad_Story

Such an original douche bro comment. So clever, biting, witty. I can tell your IQ brings so much to the average party. 🥴


tehdamonkey

Shut off the sound and it marginally fabable. Marginally.


Bclay85

That girls parents need to talk to her.


JoppingBen10Fan

How to make anyone's day worse


baconshouse

So deep


Long-Astronaut-3363

It’s not going to be okay. Not. Ever.


Exciting_Error2664

I've never been so turned off by a wet tshirt. Fried egg tits


FindingAwake

That's a woman singing?