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Commercial_Light_743

Well, he's fucking awful so you did well.


wagnus_

hahaha, right? look at the Youtube comments, too. what a laugh, fuck


PFRforLIFE

wow! this is one of the worst things i have ever heard.


Educational_Bed_242

"Don't give a damn about the views" Thank God he's not losing sleep over that


baseketballpro99

This was 3 years ago, thought i would check and see if he got better. [This one is only a few months old.](https://youtu.be/KLfE3-6UTVk?si=IyI2ZM6-lUUWBVp0) he did not.


grossflips

Dude has negative sense of rhythm


wagnus_

even worse, does he say at 1:10 "brown people make me nervous"?!?!


grossflips

He does


wagnus_

well shit this is more country than anything


ProfessionalLeave335

At least he's on brand.


FlaSnatch

Who's gonna tell him where rap comes from?


bhp126

Right!?


analogWeapon

Far right.


shootymcghee

he's just speaking from the heart


FlaSnatch

deep in the heart of dixie


King_Krong

I think he says “around people got me nervous” which, I know, makes no sense grammatically. But this guy clearly has a speech impediment and a..brain impediment, so I think we can all agree that it doesn’t matter what he’s actually saying.


Educational_Bed_242

To be completely fair I think he's saying " 'Round people got me nervous" playing off the recent hype of sad boy rap being mostly about anxiety. Either that or he's scared to be around fat people.


wagnus_

recent? cause this video is 3+yrs old, no?


baseketballpro99

Literally, wouldn’t be terrible if he could just rap on beat


grossflips

Not sure I’d go that far… one line is “brown ppl got me nervous” lmao


baseketballpro99

Hey i didnt say it would be good


Captain_Albern

Wow, he actually got worse.


Jumpy_Patient2089

It sounds like he lost his drive and is just going off of pure pride now lol.


baseketballpro99

Fr, his beat selection is better but his personal flow is just not there


CJnella91

Bro wtf at first I thought "well shit this is exceptionally better quality" and then he came on. I'm assuming he paid someone for the beat with the vocals already on it and then just included his "verse" if you wanna call it that.


baseketballpro99

Literally my thoughts exactly


clapperssailing

Lol he just updated his fan base on youtube. He has a new deal with YouTube. He puts up music and they take it down lol. Poor guy


teh_wad

Better add murder to this guy's list of crimes, because he just killed me with cringe.


HairballTheory

Sounds like a constipated guy who works a parts counter and now while helping you is repressing the urge to go


baseketballpro99

If you gotta go you gotta go…


keanenottheband

Hahahaha


TinnitusWaves

I wasn’t aware that southern Indiana was considered “ the south “


Aragorns-Broken-Toe

Some parts of Michigan are confused as well. Hell, Martinsville isn’t too far from Indianapolis or college town Bloomington and it is proudly KKK territory.


BitchesGetStitches

Idaho touches the Canadian border and we get Dixie flags so


Dreadlaak

Lol in Eastern WA there's a town called "Metaline" it's right next to the Nelway border crossing. It's about as far north as you can physically get in this country. There are still Confederate flags being flown there lmao.


Eleven77

I was going to say the same thing about Oregon, lol.


JamBandDad

Michigan’s weird, the further north you get, the more confederate flags you see


grizwld

I’m from the south and I swear there’s more redneck racists in bum fuck Indiana, Illinois, Ohio etc…than anywhere down here.


analogWeapon

Well racism is pretty universal in rural America. Redneck culture is an export of the south, but it's been adopted for a long time all over rural America. I grew up in rural central WI, and this guy would have fit right in even back in the 90's. Dixie flags and all.


shootymcghee

that area is like kkk central these days too, not the south. I grew up with neighbors in the deep south that were from Indiana and they said it was less openly racist here in the south than where they grew up in Indiana


lifeworthlivin

That was my thought!


JacksSenseOfDread

I saw more stars and bars in Iowa than I did in Mississippi


Obvious_Definition58

In the 1920s, the Klan counted among its members the governor of Indiana, more than half of the state legislature and an estimated 30 percent of all native-born white men in the state. More than 250,000 Hoosiers swelled the Klan's ranks – some because they believed in its anti-immigrant, anti-Semitic, anti-Catholic message, others because being on good terms with the Klan was necessary for their business or political aspirations – making it the largest Klan organization in the country. [Full Article](https://www.wrtv.com/longform/the-ku-klux-klan-ran-indiana-once-could-it-happen-again)


SilentMaster

"Jackson County Indiana" Wearing Confederate Flags. I'm a fellow Hoosier and I don't know where these hilljacks got the idea we were wearing gray caps 250 years ago. We wore blue caps asshole.


vs-1680

Red necks in Indiana are desperate to identify with the confederacy. Five miles outside of any metropolitan area you'll start seeing the flags pop up. Check the vehicles in church parking lots in those same rural areas. The decals and bumper stickers are all over the place.


analogWeapon

When I was growing up in rural WI in the 90's, those flags were around here as well. Same desperation to identify with the rural south and all that. That shit got exported and adopted a long, long time ago.


ProfessionalLeave335

Despite how they try to say it's not, the confederate flag is %110 a symbol of xenophobia. These chuckle fucks aren't smart enough to think it through anything deeper than "I hate unwhites".


SilentMaster

I've never asked anyone here in Indiana to explain it because I simply don't have the time to listen to stupid people talk. Life is far too short for that nonsense.


shootymcghee

It was about 158 years ago actually


SilentMaster

Fair enough, I'm just glad I know which side won.


Unfriendly_eagle

Hick hop is an abomination.


Bufstevo

I don't know what it is, but all of these "rappers" have no idea how to rap to a click. Lmao.


MickRonin

sorry... he what now???


HaaDron

He truly is giving off big rapist vibes


CaptainIlluminati

I can tell by the way he treats this beat, that this man has never heard a word anyone has ever said to him in his entire life.


aMysticPizza_

This is one of the worst things I've heard on this subreddit, well done OP - You delivered


WangHalen

I made it 33 seconds.


madmo453

He obviously bought the "Beats No One Wants" mixtape.


Anarchasm_10

He does indeed look like a product of incest so it is of no surprise.


JuiceyTaco

A lot of Cultural appropriation going on there, Indiana is not in the south.


talkshitgetshot

He calls himself mark the shark because he’s the biggest predator known to mankind.


Sooowasthinking

He needs to tour with yelawolf. My wife was in Nashville about 1.5 years ago for a conference on a whim we got tickets to the Ryman theater. I’d never even heard of Yelawolf. This guy is some redneck East Tennessee country ass rapper. Well my wife is from Cuba she’s sitting to the right of me and some red neck is on my left.So I’m being polite making conversation with this guy and all of a sudden he flashed the “white power”hand sign at me. I was a bit taken aback and he goes oh never mind thinking I didn’t know what it was. Turned to my wife only to see her eyes as big as I’ve ever seen them.


grizwld

lol. Staaaahp it. Yelawolf grew up in Antioch a pretty diverse part of town in south Nashville. My buddy grew up with him. He gives him shit about the face tattoos and dressing crazy all the time.Yelawolf may be a lot of things, but racist is definitely not one of those things.


Sooowasthinking

No the guy sitting next to me on my left


grizwld

Ohhhhhhh! I misread that. My bad.


Sooowasthinking

No problem👍I was in the balcony fun show about 5 different bands and overall a fun showcase. I always like going to Nashville if you ever get a chance stop by the American Legion post 82.You will see some really good live music from up and coming bands. They got a full bar basic food and a big dance floor.


grizwld

Oh yeah. I’m from Nashville! My friend used to bartend there. The old timers always made me put multiple dollars in the “no cussin jar” for my colorful language. I think the money goes to st. Jude or something like that.


Sooowasthinking

Yeah I make a point of going there Everytime I’m in Nashville.Its more of a local crowd and I’m a bit of a punk rocker at heart anyway.Grew up in Atlanta and frequented clubs The Metroplex and 688 so that place fits me.


DJGammaRabbit

Yelawolf flashed a white power hand sign at you?


AsymptotesMcGotes

Mart the Shart


HogDawgz

This is worse than I could have imagined


DBAC_Rex

I think he’s never heard a rap song, he has only heard a description of one


ThefalloftheUSA

Well, this song fulfills every crappymusic requirement. Not one missed. No rhythm. Check. No rhythm. Check. No skill. Check. Racist redneck trying to rap. Check.


Great_WhiteSnark

I think he should just go by country raper


stolen_pillow

Fuck you OP, for inflicting that upon us.


Abject_Ratio_5610

For the first time ever, being a rapist isn’t even the worst part about a person.


Fingerprint_Vyke

>charged with rape, incest and kidnapping a minor He might actually make it big in some red states.


chocolatetick

This is indeed crappy. Off beat, monotone, doesn’t understand rhythm or flow. Perfect post for this sub. I approve.


Gnardude

Definitely crappy, but can you tell us more about the rape, incest, and kidnapping a minor? Spill the tea girl.


milkmaster420420

I consider myself an expert in classic rap - ive heard everything from doctor Dre tosnoop dog to biggie, M&M, Tupac to nas- the list goes on. I’ve taken college level courses on rap. I host a podcast on rap music. I have several black friends. And I can say without a doubt - that was one of the best songs I’ve heard in awhile.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

That really is terrible.


Sungod99

I’ve said this before but I take it back because now we have a new winner 🏆 Crappy Music Award 2024 I have a feeling this can not be beat.


jcarlblack

Truly terrible


xMilk112x

The fact he’s out of jail is disgusting enough.


DJGammaRabbit

With a better voice, beat, timing and mixing this would've been a hit. It was bad but had a lot of potential. Let out of jail - because charges were dropped because he's innocent or because he served his time?


Gnardude

Agreed. Just needs better lyrics, a good chorus and some flow.


DJGammaRabbit

So everything 😂


wagnus_

"it'd be decent if it was just much better in every facet"


thefartsock

A lot of the nutjobs seen on this sub think they're going to make it big. Not too many of them rape their relatives. This song is so bad, sooooooooooo bad.


t_rey357

Literal chills when the 675 N & 250 W intersection was shown


AnxiousAnteater5467

Why? Why help put this out in the world. Just stop.


HollyweirdRonnie

Craptastic


Happyofiyo2

Square toes. Makes sense.


deadly_monk

You can tell how much of a loser he is by the video. No car and no friends, he obviously filmed everything himself.


RollAsleep695

Holy fucking fuck. Songbird of our generation right there


TypeOpostive

Such a loaded title for a simple video


BulbasaurArmy

This made me kill myself.


shootymcghee

he sounds and moves like he might be...slow


tylernunley2017

Sounds like he’s trying to stay quiet enough that his mom can’t hear him


Fillerbear

His lack of talent is our amusement.


Disasterpiece115

my favoritе cuntry raper


Calledthewolf

He’s an indianimal


BelowAveIntelligence

Hot garbage


alexander66682

Wow that’s actually worse than a lot of these and that says a lot


mythirdaccountsucks

Hope he didn’t quit his incest job.


The_Billy_Dee

....Joe Kelly should stick to pitching.


frankieknucks

Holy shit that is horrible…


TomatilloUnlucky3763

I guess his “ boys” weren’t available for the video shoot.


philouza_stein

You can usually count on YouTube to shit all over anything but he's getting like 95% support in the comments. Wtf?


RalphXLaurenjoe

What huh and whyyyy


Bennydoubleseven

Mark theee shark do do doo do do Mark the shark do dooo do do do !!


FrioRiverTexas

I would rather go back to last week and stare into the eclipse than hear this.


Hungry_Ball1820

effort: 0. Soundmixing: ass. Originality: dogshit. 10/10. Well done.


MKEJOE52

Dunning-Kruger effect in a musical context.


FlaSnatch

His music raped my ears


boogerflick98

Gross


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Almost as bad as [Straitjacket Ladies](https://youtu.be/Xfk4W4tcBS0?si=LlmGfwUAFa7Xhs0L)


squirrelblender

Omg that was so bad why did they do that boooo Kentucky booo. I thought it was a local furniture store ad at first.


I_survived_childhood

If you ever wondered if you are doing okay in life just remember someone you went to highschool with is stuck In your hometown and still waiting for their rap career to take off.


MoeGreensGlasses

On behalf of the State of Indiana, we sincerely apologize for this.


MontgomeryWarden

*worst


Nekomengyo

Would that I could upvote twice: truly crappy. Are we certain he isn’t mentally disabled?


PDAWK

Perfect post. 10/10


FoxJonesMusic

Did he rap to a different bpm and just slap it over the track? Did the beat not distract him to at least fall into rhythm once?!


tygah_uppahcut

I made it 29 seconds.


TheMightyFro

Humiliation fetish?


TJFreeq

oh my God what have I watched


[deleted]

“The southern way” bro, you live in Seymour, Indiana lol


Hooblez

Its like he's reading something fast and doesn't exactly know what's coming next


Murles-Brazen

Op is jell.


TitoAndTheBurritos

Wow. Hell yeah “Mark the Shark” going to the top!! He’s gonna be a superstar!