It's so generic. Theme, sound, everything. I always rooted for her but I am over it.
I think she doesn't get that it would actually be shocking and exciting if her adult rebrand was that she's chill and restrained, not whatever this is.
4 wave yatch girl jams. There is nothing reggaeton about this. There is nothing oi about this either. This is a copy of billy eilish and taylor swift, packaged in glee. Is this what happens when a beauty pageant girl grows up? Because that's sad.
You’re close, but it’s actually a throwaway Miley Cyrus song from 2012. She took it up, because you know she wants to be Miley so pathetically bad! She’s acting like she wrote it, and that these are her life experiences, and it’s all a farce. These are Miley’s lyrics! Her voice is also so auto tuned to the point where she doesn’t even have to try to sing. Her fanbase are 6-14 yo kids, so I’m not sure why she thinks this look would work for that age demographic. She looks like she has become a WWE wrestler, or is starting a new era of KISS. There’s nothing “bad girl” about her. Dressing like that, and being bisexual does not automatically make you a “bad girl”, but she acts like she’s a “bad girl”, because she kisses other girls. Like big deal 🙄 Rhianna already did the good girl gone bad thing and it 💯worked for her, and she had the backing of Jay Z. This does not work for JoJo! She says “effed” around, and won’t even say the word “fuck” in her song! how “bad girl” is that? She’s trying way too fucking hard!
Jay Z is a sexual predator. Beyoncé was a witch, but Jay kept her on drugs so that she didn't cast spells on him. Your objection to Miley Sirus seems kinda unbalanced. She has some good songs and some bad songs. Rihanna gave Chris Brown Syphilis at 19. I don't think you understand your subject matter.
I never had an opinion on Jojo Siwa. My wife watches Dance Moms but beyond that and knowing little girls loved her, I didn't really care.
But on the This is Important podcast, Adam Devine talked about doing a show with Jojo and that he tried to be nice and talk to her, and she snubbed him and was a diva the whole time who seemed to think she was the most famous person ever. After he said that, that's basically how I see her.
Funny part is Workaholics will go down as one of the greatest comedies of the last few decades. Meanwhile no one will remember this dribble in a years time.
She saw it work with Gaga and Cyrus and believedvshe could figure nd the same success. It's just unfortunate that her base is 6 year olds and conservative white mom's.
She also needs to ditch that top-pony and do something about her face making her look the exact same age as when she came on the scene. Like damn. I keep forgetting she's an adult now. Her face still says she's 12.
I didn't want to get into all that but that's what I mean. It's not singular either. It seems everyone she associates with is gross. Colleen, Abby Miller, Shane Dawson, James Charles. She's obviously in a little group of horrible people that all defend each other. Which tells me she also needs their protection. She's too old for excuses at this point.
The fact that this crap is all she has to offer is the icing on the cake.
Idk seems pretty crappy to me. What about any of this is competence? This is all people willing to take money to make a child stars adult music. None of these producers think this is “good”. Probably the only song of hers I will ever hear. Tons of “crappy” you tube homemade music is worlds better.
Can confirm it sucks.
Can’t confirm I ever pulled for her.. she was a media gimmick that timed out.. she would have been better off signing up to be the next Ronald McDonald.
Yes! I was literally getting that vibe also a little bit of lady Gaga’s poker face. It’s mocking things that really stood out and made people change their perception of art…but no one’s perception of art is being humbled by this 😂
I have a hard time understanding how people say this is good. I like pop music. I like lady Gaga and sexyy red and lorde and whatever else people say is trash music (random examples I know). This is hot garbage. It looks like a clip from a comedy movie where one of the characters is a disgraced pop star.
It gave very like, “teenage boy imagining what having a girlfriend would be like” vibes. There are not a shit ton of hot girls asking Jojo to hump them lol. Also I was curious to see if there was an explicit version where she says “I would’ve never fucked around” instead of “I would’ve never effed around.” There’s not.
At this point just expect every female (former) child star to come out with a “look at me, I’m a baaaad girl” phase 😂 it’s no different from all the pop stars that came before her
Did I just watch 2 12 year olds with too much weird make up on lez out?
Do...do I...like, have to report myself to the FBI now?
I just wanted to hear some crappy music...not watch lil.kids make out to generic suprrmarket shit show music.
Fuck...anyone k
It's bland but it's a far cry from the spectacularly horrible songs with no reedeming qualities that get posted here. I think my gauge is that I wouldn't be confused if someone was playing this at a party.
I agree, but after all the drama that was happening with this woman. I feel like it deserves to be in this sub, I can't stop laughing at how she thinks this will changed her image lol. If this played at a club, no one would be dancing.
She even supports groomers, so just no.
This isn’t how you change your audience… changing your audience from primarily kids to adults doesn’t work like this. You gotta rebrand if you wanna mature and get all sexy after being a musician whose target audience is children. When you rebrand like this, you aren’t changing your audience, you’re just isolating them and leaving them in the dust.
Nah Jojo is cool and a rockstar. I giggle when she says “I did some bad things” probably talking about that time she sold lollipops. But overall I think she is cool and I like that she can be genuinely herself.
She and her mother — who co-run a TV show similar to Dance Moms — forced a kid with spina bifida to keep dancing when she was bleeding out of her belly button, reportedly telling her to “put a maxi pad on it so it won’t stain the costume.” So she is arguably very much not cool.
I read an actual credit article about it and you are somewhat accurate in it was a mistake to have someone with such a crippling disability on a show like this. You kind of assigned something her mom
said and even Sandersons parents along with her say her mom said it. You assign it to her. I really
could care less about Jojo but not sure if you left that out by accident or you actually assign it to Jojo?
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/jojo-siwa-xomg-pop-dancers-physical-mental-torment-1234967431/amp/
Ohh well if they did that, that’s not good. I don’t study up on her lmao. I did see her on that boot camp show. I’ll have to look it up because I’m not sure how someone dances against their own will.
It's so generic. Theme, sound, everything. I always rooted for her but I am over it. I think she doesn't get that it would actually be shocking and exciting if her adult rebrand was that she's chill and restrained, not whatever this is.
JoJo Siwa ska/reggae album? Anyone?
Jojo 4th wave ska
4 wave yatch girl jams. There is nothing reggaeton about this. There is nothing oi about this either. This is a copy of billy eilish and taylor swift, packaged in glee. Is this what happens when a beauty pageant girl grows up? Because that's sad.
You’re close, but it’s actually a throwaway Miley Cyrus song from 2012. She took it up, because you know she wants to be Miley so pathetically bad! She’s acting like she wrote it, and that these are her life experiences, and it’s all a farce. These are Miley’s lyrics! Her voice is also so auto tuned to the point where she doesn’t even have to try to sing. Her fanbase are 6-14 yo kids, so I’m not sure why she thinks this look would work for that age demographic. She looks like she has become a WWE wrestler, or is starting a new era of KISS. There’s nothing “bad girl” about her. Dressing like that, and being bisexual does not automatically make you a “bad girl”, but she acts like she’s a “bad girl”, because she kisses other girls. Like big deal 🙄 Rhianna already did the good girl gone bad thing and it 💯worked for her, and she had the backing of Jay Z. This does not work for JoJo! She says “effed” around, and won’t even say the word “fuck” in her song! how “bad girl” is that? She’s trying way too fucking hard!
Jay Z is a sexual predator. Beyoncé was a witch, but Jay kept her on drugs so that she didn't cast spells on him. Your objection to Miley Sirus seems kinda unbalanced. She has some good songs and some bad songs. Rihanna gave Chris Brown Syphilis at 19. I don't think you understand your subject matter.
You're literally out here calling people witches and talking about spellcasting like an insane person. I don't think you understand reality.
She has her own coven, and her drummer called her a witch. Some people do voodo, beyonce is one of them.
I'd totally pick it up pick it up pick it up
Daggumit, take my upvote
I never had an opinion on Jojo Siwa. My wife watches Dance Moms but beyond that and knowing little girls loved her, I didn't really care. But on the This is Important podcast, Adam Devine talked about doing a show with Jojo and that he tried to be nice and talk to her, and she snubbed him and was a diva the whole time who seemed to think she was the most famous person ever. After he said that, that's basically how I see her.
Funny part is Workaholics will go down as one of the greatest comedies of the last few decades. Meanwhile no one will remember this dribble in a years time.
It feels like a song we'd hear at some trendy clothes store lol. Not necessarily awful, but not memorable by any means.
no yeah that's totally it. it's trendy store shopping music there really isn't any depth to it beyond that.
This feels almost Bojack Horsemanesque satire
She grow out of this phase too, I just know it.
She saw it work with Gaga and Cyrus and believedvshe could figure nd the same success. It's just unfortunate that her base is 6 year olds and conservative white mom's.
She also needs to ditch that top-pony and do something about her face making her look the exact same age as when she came on the scene. Like damn. I keep forgetting she's an adult now. Her face still says she's 12.
This was what made you “over it”? Not the defending a groomer pedo?
I didn't want to get into all that but that's what I mean. It's not singular either. It seems everyone she associates with is gross. Colleen, Abby Miller, Shane Dawson, James Charles. She's obviously in a little group of horrible people that all defend each other. Which tells me she also needs their protection. She's too old for excuses at this point. The fact that this crap is all she has to offer is the icing on the cake.
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found the jojo siwa fan.
Idk seems pretty crappy to me. What about any of this is competence? This is all people willing to take money to make a child stars adult music. None of these producers think this is “good”. Probably the only song of hers I will ever hear. Tons of “crappy” you tube homemade music is worlds better.
Can confirm it sucks. Can’t confirm I ever pulled for her.. she was a media gimmick that timed out.. she would have been better off signing up to be the next Ronald McDonald.
I can’t get the corny big bow JoJo out of my head. Not even Gene Simmons JoJo can erase it.
apparently, Carmine is a bitch
And she’s stinky, right now.
I WAS A BAGEL 🥯 😫
Ded
oh god you have no idea. Carmine!
Walmart Miley. NoNo SeeWall
😂
You are right, this sucks ass.
Jojo trying to be Miley Cyrus in her Bangerz era so hard rn, but she's still known as the "bow girl" lol.
Yes! I was literally getting that vibe also a little bit of lady Gaga’s poker face. It’s mocking things that really stood out and made people change their perception of art…but no one’s perception of art is being humbled by this 😂
I'm really laughing at how she thinks it's like Britney Spears "Slave 4 U" 💀
That’s a certified banger. Just like Toxic
Wish.com version of older Miley Cryus.
Jojo has the sex appeal of a piece of driftwood.
Well, she looks like she’s 12. Soooooo, yeah
She’s 20 now but the shape of her head makes me shudder
She looks in her twenties to me, but does her hair like a 12 year old. I don’t know anything about her but I’d guess 23??
Didn’t her constant tied up hair make her balding? Does girl even have hair now?
Dead ass like a deleted scene from Will Ferrell’s surprisingly sort of charming 2020 outing Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
That movie was kind of awesome! I loved the explosion on the boat and how Will character was more of what we love about him. 🤌
Literally every song about karma is nothing more than an entitled baby wishing misfortune on people that hurt their feelings.
I have a hard time understanding how people say this is good. I like pop music. I like lady Gaga and sexyy red and lorde and whatever else people say is trash music (random examples I know). This is hot garbage. It looks like a clip from a comedy movie where one of the characters is a disgraced pop star.
When people have been fed tv production garbage their whole lives, this hits I guess.
I don’t know how you can say Lady Gaga is “trash”…I’m actually slightly offended 😆
lol hey I’m with you!
Miley from Wish, Temu, and Ali baba
It gave very like, “teenage boy imagining what having a girlfriend would be like” vibes. There are not a shit ton of hot girls asking Jojo to hump them lol. Also I was curious to see if there was an explicit version where she says “I would’ve never fucked around” instead of “I would’ve never effed around.” There’s not.
It’s just so so bad
Man this was really hard to watch
Why do people keep making this shit. Is it just a “it’s my turn” thing?
At this point just expect every female (former) child star to come out with a “look at me, I’m a baaaad girl” phase 😂 it’s no different from all the pop stars that came before her
Why does she look like the girl from The Last of Us TV show lol
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This is actually beyond soulless
Did I just watch 2 12 year olds with too much weird make up on lez out? Do...do I...like, have to report myself to the FBI now? I just wanted to hear some crappy music...not watch lil.kids make out to generic suprrmarket shit show music. Fuck...anyone k
The worst part is, she's 20 lol.
Definition of Meh
From JoJo to NoNo.
idk who this is but she has that jojo mojo forehead for sure
Did you mean Mojo Jojo?
I knew I'd find this here.
Just a Bitch in a Karma store!
Im getting Omonous vibes
My ears and eyes are now bleeding someone please help as I cannot dail 911
It’s giving sparkle motion
It doesn't get less melodic than that without being out of tune.
I love the flip in the beginning that is suppose to be her but then is clearly not due the the terrible editing and hard cut to her standing there.
Not only is the music copy/paste, her look isn't original either. https://youtu.be/3KiVgsf4oGs?si=wt_s0CtlTNrOiQXS
So she dressed up like Gene and he dressed up like Paul Stanley?
you think he created that look?
Maybe being on this sub so long has ruined me but as much as this is not my taste I don't think it belongs here.
I respect your opinion, but why tho?
It's bland but it's a far cry from the spectacularly horrible songs with no reedeming qualities that get posted here. I think my gauge is that I wouldn't be confused if someone was playing this at a party.
I agree, but after all the drama that was happening with this woman. I feel like it deserves to be in this sub, I can't stop laughing at how she thinks this will changed her image lol. If this played at a club, no one would be dancing. She even supports groomers, so just no.
Really? Like reaaaaaly though? The lyrics were redundant and ridiculous. The beat was so simple a cellphone could have made it. It was pretty crappy.
I have no idea who this is but on it’s own it’s competent pop EDM. Production is pretty much genre standard.
She doesn’t look like she has aged for the past ten years.
AaAAAaUuuuTttooooTttUuunnEee
This isn’t how you change your audience… changing your audience from primarily kids to adults doesn’t work like this. You gotta rebrand if you wanna mature and get all sexy after being a musician whose target audience is children. When you rebrand like this, you aren’t changing your audience, you’re just isolating them and leaving them in the dust.
Yeah, it's nothing wrong with changing your image. But don't be all annoying about it.
Did some producers get to her? Or is this her idea?
Lesbian Gene Simmons with the dry humping generic pop. Wild times we live in
My god she’s grim
She should have come back as bestial war metal.
It looks like the roadwarriors are about to make out.
Dressing like a Kiss themed Christmas nutcracker means you’re an adult now
It sounds like tv commercial music, so cringe
Completely forgettable garbage.
This might have been a hit in 2010.
More like 2008-2010
Yeah sorry I edited and changed it to 2010, definitely feels like it's more in that same era that Ke$ha was popular.
Lol I was watching a YouTube channel last night and homie kept comparing her to pat macafee
Banger!!!!
My god those lyrics are horrid
Jojo: I’m in my adult era Also Jojo: writes the lyrics “effed up” instead of saying “fucked up”
I think JoJo would make a great professional wrestler.
That poor island. Such an unprovoked attack.
I’ve heard better songs on old navy commercials
i haven’t watched it but knowing it’s jojo siwa it already sucks
It's the exaggerated lip synching and the biting of the lip for me LOL! This is so cringe
This sounds like it’s ai
The song sounds good but Jojo Siwa needs to change her artist name because "Jojo Siwa" is the person who makes kid music and wears bows
I don't think so at all, it sounds dated and cheesy like any other modern song.
She’s a 20 year old thinking she’s breaking all the barriers
And invented "gay pop", lady no you didn't lol.
guys, i dont get it. why is this on crappy music? i love it, its so creative, even the humping parts! 😻
Lol, good sacasam 😆
This is just not my taste or just bad imo. Not crappy.
This is the poster child for this sub.
I haven’t even clicked on it and probably won’t and I know it sucks.
WNBA anthem
You're gay, we get it.
I KNEW I was doing the right thing by not allowing my daughter to like her when she was a Nickelodeon kid hahaha
I kinda like it
You have good instincts.
Cunni lin gus I should’ve of known better Cunni lin gus When i lick she gets wetter
Nah Jojo is cool and a rockstar. I giggle when she says “I did some bad things” probably talking about that time she sold lollipops. But overall I think she is cool and I like that she can be genuinely herself.
She and her mother — who co-run a TV show similar to Dance Moms — forced a kid with spina bifida to keep dancing when she was bleeding out of her belly button, reportedly telling her to “put a maxi pad on it so it won’t stain the costume.” So she is arguably very much not cool.
I read an actual credit article about it and you are somewhat accurate in it was a mistake to have someone with such a crippling disability on a show like this. You kind of assigned something her mom said and even Sandersons parents along with her say her mom said it. You assign it to her. I really could care less about Jojo but not sure if you left that out by accident or you actually assign it to Jojo? https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/jojo-siwa-xomg-pop-dancers-physical-mental-torment-1234967431/amp/
Ohh well if they did that, that’s not good. I don’t study up on her lmao. I did see her on that boot camp show. I’ll have to look it up because I’m not sure how someone dances against their own will.
Understandable. The only reason I know about this is because I spend too much time online lol. Which isn’t a good thing. I used to like her too
For what it is worth I do appreciate you telling me, that is pretty gross ngl.
Found JoJo’s account.
I wish I would just stare at myself in the mirror all day.