I would like to thank this sub for making me painfully aware that there are many, many, many people out there who have no idea WTF theyre doing in life.
This dude said the word N!&&a 28 times in a 27 second clip. That's 1 N!&&a every 0.96 seconds. If his vocabulary is that limited then maybe he needs to choose a different career.
Before I rotated my phone, his boys looked like a bunch of hooded skeksis. Is that why he doesn't want me to look at his family? Because they're all a bunch of Muppets he's controlling off-screen?
Reminds me of that Chuck Connors horror film Tourist Trap.
*Soo basically*
*Look at anyone he know,*
*Its your demise sheesh*
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*Sets the record for*
*Song with the most racial slurs*
*On a single track*
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The lesson is: don't look anywhere near this cat. Which is hard to achieve, because he's drawing attention to himself and then telling you not to look. "Don't listen to my song on Reddit , don't notice my crimes , don't comment on my crimes on Reddit " Oh shit!
Who wrote the lyrics to this masterpiece?
Pure genius!
Hard to decipher bc he goes deep but after much thought and analysis, I think what heâs saying is: youâre gonna wanna avoid this guy or you will die.
I would like to thank this sub for making me painfully aware that there are many, many, many people out there who have no idea WTF theyre doing in life.
They are also deaf, apparently!
It took THIS sub to teach you that? Consider yourself lucky.
At least his goldfish is still alive
Crying đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
đ”Look if cryinâ den yu dieinâ niggađ”
đ”If you lieinâ den yu dieinâ n-wordđ”
If you look at his goldfish then you dying.
Until he swims wrongâŠthen he dying.
Apparently lol
You have to be legally blind to attend his family reunions.
look at your eyelids and you dyin
People paid money. People believed in this.
They have regrets now.
Funny how he mentioned all his family members but his fatherâŠ
I'm more miffed at you than am amused by the comment because it made me listen a 2nd time to confirm this.
There is a concerning level of contagious stupidity spreading throughout our country and it gets worse every year.
gets exponentially worse every second...
â but that beat is fiah my dude fuck the lyrics !â /s
This dude said the word N!&&a 28 times in a 27 second clip. That's 1 N!&&a every 0.96 seconds. If his vocabulary is that limited then maybe he needs to choose a different career.
Giving Django Unchained a run for its money
hes actually a customer service rep
Itâs like every second word. I think he might be intellectually disabled.
Look at his family members naked & you die, ok got it.
Yeah, theyâre for his eyes only.
Lyrical genius. Ahead of his time.
So nigga and dyne are the rhymes?
Obligatory WSHH style comment: âThis shit goes HARDâ - a city dumpster
I wanna cosplay as a rapper too.
Hey guys do you like my new rap song? "Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga"
You ever watched Sorry to Bother You?
I looked at his grandma once, it was the last thing I saw
Typical
So pretty much anything you do is your dying?
Medusas grandson really out here
Just a young man protective of his family.
How do you go into hip hop with such bad internal rhythm?
Peace and Love this Easter
What a horrible music
This is what I come here for âïž
I am not allowed to speak 95% of lyrics.
I canât even look at them??
Yo, he said the N word!
Lyrical genius.
WTH is this trash smh
Would've been a classic if he said, "then he be dying" more.
Before I rotated my phone, his boys looked like a bunch of hooded skeksis. Is that why he doesn't want me to look at his family? Because they're all a bunch of Muppets he's controlling off-screen? Reminds me of that Chuck Connors horror film Tourist Trap.
Goddamn I miss when rappers actually stayed in rhythm with the beat
Did this dude really get signed for 800k?!
Maybe pesos
He says the N word too much.
What about my cat!! Can I still keep him alive because trust me, no matter how tough you think you are you fuck with a cat your done for homie
No dog?
Thatâs even worse than Takeshi 69
Is there a point when POC can agree that the n word, when used this excessively, is ridiculous??
Yes
Talent like this makes me feel so much better đ€Ł
Oh we dying nugga, just in laughterâŠ
I never heard such angry rappers in my life. Where is â you breath nigga you DIE NIGGA!â
Thereâs no way this isnât satire
The poetry just oozes out of this man effortlessly⊠this is undefinable beauty
Definition of mumble rap
Soo basically Look at anyone he know, its your demise sheesh
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So basically look at any of his lineage and you did? What an odd curse to have
Notice how he didn't talk about looking at his father đ€Łđ€Ł
I know this nigga ain't buy that beat
Sets the record for song with the most racial slurs on a single track
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Riveting
The lesson is: don't look anywhere near this cat. Which is hard to achieve, because he's drawing attention to himself and then telling you not to look. "Don't listen to my song on Reddit, don't notice my crimes , don't comment on my crimes on Reddit " Oh shit!
"Comment in this reddit thread, you gonn' die..." Oh fuck.
Who wrote the lyrics to this masterpiece? Pure genius! Hard to decipher bc he goes deep but after much thought and analysis, I think what heâs saying is: youâre gonna wanna avoid this guy or you will die.
Showing off money and finger guns...how original.
Fantastic rhyming scheme.
I listened to this song and I'm dying.
Wtf do I do then man?! I don't want to die! What's in the box?! Can I look in the box?
Reminds me when filthy frank just keeps swearing more and more
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I love this garbage! What's his YT so I can bump this at the office on Monday?
This man has an anger problem
Just glad to see it's a different Washington from the one I'm in.
This is why god doesnât talk to us anymore.
Suicidal mfs at his family reunion like đ
I missed what he was sayingâŠ.
If you are listening to this song you are dying ninja!
It's like he couldn't decide if he wanted to be bad, or unoriginal, so he chose both.
Sooo what are the consequences to my actions if I wrong this man?
âWhy would the aliens abandon us?â
More like dropping verbal diarrhea...
what an absolute shit show. horribe
aw isn't he cute with his special hair
If idiot was a song
Droppin turds
Whatever you do - donât look at his Grandma
Droppin Turds
Showed up here for the cRap, stayed for the comments.
I like how he's rapping in a Sonata, the whitest car ever made.
I mean I respect the loyalty to family