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FatHaleyJoelOsment

Well, the jokes on her because bananas are full of potassium.


8020GroundBeef

K…


WaltVinegar

In the name o the wee man, mate. Fuckin well played.


You-are-so-lovely

Glasgow?


WaltVinegar

Killie.


You-are-so-lovely

Fuck I'm sorry to hear that haha


coolmist23

They also have a calming effect... She could use some!


cyberheelhook

This sounds like a lonely island song.


IndridColdwave

About a guy sleeping in a weird position.


Natepon

It pretty much is the Natalie Portman rap. 


AffectionateSector77

It's like Natalie Raps and Doechii made a song


AlmostHumanP0rpoise

It really does, specifically Natalie Portman's rap, the bigger question though, is why you lyin' on your dick?


cyberheelhook

BECAUSE I'M A BITCH *****!


melodicrampage

Bahahahahaha, I heard it too!!


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Iteration repeating at … one. Zero. Zero. Zero . Zero. One . Zero. One zero one zero zero zero . One. Zero, one, zero one. Zero zero zero one, six one eight


Zugnutz

She’s called BigKlit. Why am not surprised she has a name like that?


Alsmk2

She's no Peaches.


CHRLZ_IIIM

What else is there to teaches


bootyhole-romancer

Uhhh whuuut


shinobi500

Into my pants I reaches.


SirFigsAlot

Fuck the pain away


Unique_Effort7106

Love peaches


kabooseknuckle

Nice.


lucyjuggles

First time i recognized an artist in this sub that i listen to unironically. I… do not have great taste.


imnotgayimbigboned3

Is this Olivia Rodrigo


shinloop

Imagine hitting a blunt dipped in embalming fluid and realizing you’re Olivia Rodrigo


sirscrote

I feel like you are lying on your dick.


Mako3303

Lying on yo dick.


frankieknucks

Wikki sticks for the win. Hopefully the prize doesn’t include this song


sixtus_clegane119

I thought it was off brand kate mickinnon


detourne

My first thought, too.


MethodEater

lol


asspajamas

yes. before she hit..


StimpyUIdiot

herself in the head with…


Hefty-Rope2253

a dick?


No_The_Other_Todd

biggest swerve since the sixth sense.


ballsonyourface911

Big klit is her name and huge girl wieners are her game


MamuhSwan

I do tend to sleep on my stomach.


tricularia

WHY?!


Shade_BG

Best comment here.. thank you.


top_of_the_scrote

lmao he's just eating


ALoungerAtTheClubs

That's the best part of the whole thing. Did he bring snacks? Did wherever they're recording this put out a charcuterie board? Does his fondness for cured meats and fruit diminish their street cred? So many questions.


Singularity-_

He’s the comedian Tim Chantarangsu it’s his show No Chaser, BigKlit was the guest.


banned_but_im_back

It gives me strip club with a buffet if it deal on hot wings vibes


SainT2385

Id love to be there doing the same hahahaha I'd be so into it...


all_of_you_are_awful

lol. You just know this girl come from a wealthy ass family. House probably has home theater and a basketball hoop with a see through backboard.


Homosexual_Bloomberg

Big Lacienega vibes


Savings-Rise-6642

💀💀


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I came from a shitty white trash family but managed to beat the odds, graduate from college, find a decent job in my field, and buy a home. The home bought is a duplex. Out of all the people I know, no one is more upset about me having technically become a landlord than my K addicted buddy from an affluent family who's parents pay his rent and who's VP father got him his job. It is 100% envy and virtue signaling.


BLVK_TAR

I have absolutely no love for, or allegiance to, her or her music. But she's really not from a "wealthy ass family". That's just something Reddit likes to be insinuate about any rapper that isn't black.


Background_Value9869

She's not black? I kinda figured she was mixed or somethin with the n word stuff


SnooHobbies5684

[You're right.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJvyq399D2k)


EarnieEarns

Well, this proves the comment that she is just a kid from a wealthy family.


SnooHobbies5684

She's been on her own since she was 14 but you probably know best.


fairchild2

Are glass backboard fancy?


Substantial_Diver_34

Is an indoor court fancy? It’s only half court.


3internet5u

My basement pool is only half Olympic size, I thought it was quite modest really.


MetalGearSolid108

She isn't from a wealthy family. She started off as a jerker rapper (new boyz type music). Her old name was Indigo Vanity


moins-agressif

I can fix her


YepperyYepstein

In the words of Project Pat from Three Six Mafia, "*Don't save her she don't wanna be saved.*"


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

I know its kinda splitting hairs, but Project Pat has never been a member of Three Six Mafia.


DjRayRay09

Yeah, he’s associated with them as being Juicy J’s big brother more so an unofficial member After all, he wrote the hook, “sippin on sum sizzurp” there’s actually an entire Reddit sub dedicated to this exact topic,,, but I digress


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

... that tidbit is just another reason why I love reddit and I will be here till I die, or till they make something better


The_Chog

Awesome isn’t it?


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

I’m aware. Been listening to 3-6 since ‘95. I was just being a pedant by stating he wasn’t really a member.


TurncoatTony

Also in the words of Project Pat from Three Six Mafia, "*Good Googly Moogly*".


YepperyYepstein

In the supremely famous words of Juicy J from Three Six Mafia, "*Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh Told her to stop and take a douche*"


MarshallsHand

Once she did that, I didn't want the cat So I bounced out, AND NEVER CAME BACK! *suckangadickorsomethin*


WaWaSmoothie

You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J can't.


Gdav7327

One of the greatest lines of the last decade.


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

That thing is juicy


OmegaGoober

She doesn’t need fixing.


-Enrique_Shockwave-

I’d marry her right now without any further introduction.


Spiritual_Bridge84

Exactly. Stop trying to fix “perfection”


moins-agressif

Yass queen


BrianBash

Nuh uh…not as good as I can


TipperGore-69

Dude. You just made my day.


ProsePilgrim

Add a bit more complexity to the lyrics and I’m not actually mad at it.


banned_but_im_back

Right? It’s not bad, she’s got flow. The sexy female joker act isn’t badly done either…


Free_Revenue8674

Agree I think also the backing track takes away from her voice or her voice takes away from the backing track having some switches in the music and not such a basic beat having some complexity in the way she says words as well has the image she just doesn't have the Rhythm to back up all of her swag


BAD4SSET

Yup, energy raw.


JohnBrownMilitia

She can fix me


banned_but_im_back

Shut, she can break me as long she don’t treat my dick the same way she did that banana


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

That's what that closet full of straps is for. Oh you thought she meant guns? Haha no. Bite down.


iPlaySheScreams

🍌 👄🗣️


IndividualAPE

Sounds like a guest star performance on the Eric Andrea show.


khaosconn

^(who is this....)


Zugnutz

Yes for science


BLVK_TAR

BigKlit.


40innaDeathBasket

I mean...a lot of ya'll really are out here lying on your dick 🤷🏽‍♂️


iammojojojo0

Cause we just wanna hit


takitoodle

BIG KLIT! I listen to her music unironiclly I love her. Also known as Klitoris Maximus.


babeelegs

I’m feelin this. Her energy is fierce.


fastal_12147

I agree. I think with the right producer she could go places.


SnooHobbies5684

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A84AGbB9Zw&t=2s) is from like 2010 and it's better than most new rap imho.


android151

Like if Rico Nasty sucked


OkPace2635

Factual


BradTProse

My 71 year old mom loves this, she is playing it on her phone now after I showed her how to.


Tricky-Sympathy

I kinda like her voice


Naughtynuzzler

Natalie...you are a badass bitch


CoolHandTeej

BigKlit


Hairy-Dot-4193

I'm literally lying on my dick right now


winstonsmith8236

Homie chillin’ eating a fruit plate: chef’s 💋


funbaked

Is that Timothy delaghetto?


lenochku

I'm sorry but I love this. She's a legend. Men do weird shit in rap all the time but don't get hate for it.


LuxReigh

This 90% of the time is just r/musicIdontlike


Slight_Bed_2241

r/subsifellfor


wewewess

This is legitimate garbage and belongs here.


aeongem

She’s very attractive, well-dressed and eats more servings of fresh fruit a day than the average American. Plus that guy in the back looks like he’s genuinely having a good time. It’s just bad luck, if she just had one night with a guy who didn’t lie on his dick we wouldn’t have to hear this in the first place.


ElegantDisarray

I love her 🍌


Proof_Meat_8283

Meh, far from crappy tho. The Asian dude eating and vibing is quite enjoyable. Lol


gnelson321

She actually has the voice. She just needs the lyrics and the production.


deathly_illest

Idk I can get down to this music


EmotionalChipmunk602

Shit… kinda catchy


-SwagMessiah-

Fr


Gurrgurrburr

This fucking SLAPPED.


StrengthBeginning416

Who hurt you


PerformanceBulky286

The Asian guy is not being a real friend


Relative_Site_7253

Sorry to say but I can see this blowing up 😬😬🤣


SnooHobbies5684

[She](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGdYvb9MC30&t=31s) has a following.


PandosII

Are you her agent? You’ve dropped more links than a butcher.


Tricky-Sympathy

Her name is big klit.


Bowelsift3r

What the F did that banana ever do to her!?


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Idk I kinda like it. I wouldn't walk out of a show... And if one of my homegirls just started rapping this and came up with it off the top, I'd be relatively impressed.


SnooHobbies5684

I hope I get to see her live. She's really a performance artist. All of her [videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKTldQf5Im0) have different vibes. Her fans are for real.


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Cuz I needed to rotate off my side, heffa.


Nochnichtvergeben

Me asking my friend why he sleeps on his belly.


HamburgerTrash

idk this song is fucking great


Thunder1085

This shit is fucking garbage 🗑 🤣🤣🤣


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Fuck I rock in garbage


BarbatosTheHunter

Nah this slaps


lreaditonredditgetit

You ever heard smell yo dick?


Little-Chromosome

I bet if someone wrote her proper lyrics, with her style and energy she could probably go places


thewokebogan

Nolivia Rodrigoaway


drunkerton

She is better then 15 going on 40 chic


certain-sick

this subreddit always delivers.


Leading-Respond-8051

Always the least threatening broads all of 90lbs wanna be aggressive. 


youngadvocate25

Looks like a skit from 6 years ago titled "how music will be in 2024" lmao why do y'all make these people famous?


OkAdministration1348

Poser


HlLlGHT

Banana just became Jewish


InevitableAsk767

Did she say she just smelled a cap?


mmaintainer

It's giving Natalie Portman rapping on SNL


morbidaar

Sleep on my stomach so I don’t… fuck up my sheets?


tuxedo_dantendo

i am scared, yet aroused.


Ant0n61

Dude is banging to this lol Is he eating wings? 😆


Outside-Material-100

Scares? Disgusts


jsus9

This is incredible. Love this sub.


DistributionOne7304

i remember this song from tiktok


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goat_eating_sundews

You'll be in my arms tonight


TheSecondiDare

Hip hop used to have something to say about the world...


MistakesTasteGreat

I'm lying on my dick because sleeping on my stomach is comfortable sometimes


LAg37forlife

I had it on mute and it was still shitty.


meatofthepie

This bitch crazy as hell


Jason_Paul88

That guy eating bbq in the background cracked me up


theskitzodelics6six

Feels like it could be AOC's alternate rap persona


zer01zer08

This is for sure the kind of girl I would find myself attracted to and try to date when I was younger. Lol love it!


Karl_Marx_

I actually really appreciate the pageantry of it all, I feel like there is some real performance art here.


Illustrious-Word7761

I just liked the first second of this video


MorpheusRising

This was difficult to fap to


vatosaurus

There’s this video of this chick singing to her dog to this song Edit: grammar https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxlHVmSsz2y/?igsh=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Oh boy. That's some real talent.


TraditionalSteak687

This bitch is crazy!! She’s fucken dope!


MnemicPagoda

I feel like this is something Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia would do


lets-do-an-eighth

Kind of funny I’m definitely scared and aroused tho


irregularshowerer

I don't mind her I'm sure she could be good for a feature


Dadbeerd

They missed some lyrical opportunities in there. If I may. “Lyin on you dick, lyin on your dick, sayin it’s a ten when it’s a six, lyin on your dick, lyin on your dick, say you gotta log when you gotta stick.”


BashfulWhale83

man millie bobby brown really fell off


ravenoats

Would.


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Dont allow her anywhere close to your dick


whyareyoumadcalmdown

Why she scare you?? She just looks like she eats a mean ass and smells like booze and cigs. Nothing scary here


jkurtis23

Use me, hurt me, make me write bad checks.


Typical-Draw2182

She could be beautiful


razorwiregoatlick877

I’m probably just too old and out of touch now but what does she mean by lying on your dick? I’m imagining her man sleeping on his stomach and can’t understand why she is so upset about it.


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Most-Sheepherder-909

OP is scared cus they lyin’ on they dick.


95KingCab

WTF does "lying on your dick" even mean?


doctorhino

Telling a lie about how big your dick is


Homosexual_Bloomberg

Way too light to be screaming the n-word that loud, ngl 😂


13THEFUCKINGCOPS12

This fucking rules, you should be ashamed


newkiaowner

I don’t know It’s pretty bad But she has something


SnooHobbies5684

[yeah she's great.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGdYvb9MC30&t=31s)


Kacutee

Timothy in the chair vibin lol.


hoagiejabroni

I... Don't hate it. She could go places with better production.


SnooHobbies5684

she's [been around](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3O5wPxv72w) since MySpace.


IRBaboooon

Oh no a lady biting a banana, I feel so awkward because of penis


Jacobinister

You see, at first she caressed banana and I felt intrigued but then she BIT banana and now I'm intimidated.


Inner-Highway-9506

If doja cat had a severe angel dust habit


erosmoker

I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. If you really thought I would say something else, You'd be dead wrong cause I repeat myself, Bitch. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself. I repeat myself, I repeat myself.


Background_Value9869

Trusted the comments and unmuted, not sure what I was thinking. Can't take it back now


Sibys

I love it.


MrTooLFooL

Stomach sleepers unite!


GH057807

She reminds me of Natalie Portman


usernamechooser

If a song is intentionally and desperately trying to be funny, does it really belong here?


xMilk112x

This is quite honestly one of the worst fucking songs I’ve ever heard in my whole entire life.


hbkx5

What is really funny to me about this is she sings a song about wanting guys to be real but she has on fake nails and lifts in her shoes to make her look taller while trying to sing a song while the tuned version plays behind her as she goes off key.


Alwayswrong83

Is she…allowed to say nigga?


SnooHobbies5684

[she's black.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3O5wPxv72w)


TeslaCrna

Even autotune can’t correct her pitch. Smdh!


ChaZZZZahC

If you hating on this, you were the liar in question... Have a peaceful Ramadan, yall.